I think you should mention (as an annotation, etc.) that tomatoes are actually fruit, just so people who aren't sure *cough cough* @DarkReaperSL@kevinzimmer69 *cough cough* don't take your word for it.
Well the the Fruit test is this, if its got seeds you can see its a fruit. If it has a dick and flips its wrist like my brother...its a fruit. Love your fruits, don't judge them. I like to eat my tomatoes like an apple but I sprinkle salt on them.
I think you should mention (as an annotation, etc.) that tomatoes are actually fruit, just so people who aren't sure *cough cough* @DarkReaperSL @kevinzimmer69 *cough cough* don't take your word for it.
Just sayin'
SumWunGye 1 year ago
Well the the Fruit test is this, if its got seeds you can see its a fruit. If it has a dick and flips its wrist like my brother...its a fruit. Love your fruits, don't judge them. I like to eat my tomatoes like an apple but I sprinkle salt on them.
JohnsGirl3130 3 years ago
definitly not fruit...ditto that shit man
kevinzimmer69 3 years ago
5☆'s
cyberjyber 3 years ago 2
yea i agree with you, everyones saying to me "they are a fruit" but imo it just doesnt fit in to being a fruit
DarkReaperSL 3 years ago 2
tomatoes are fruitables :D
girlflash 3 years ago
NO THEY'RE NOT!
DannyMendlow 3 years ago
In a culinary sense you are right [most of the time, but not always].
In a botanical sense you're wrong.
Regardless, great stand up.
gruebermeister 2 years ago
Pretty good stand up right there.
deanneugebauer 3 years ago
I hear aliens like tomatoes.The salad joke is hilarious.
NastradamusTHE19th 3 years ago
preach on brotha! preach on...
V3GAdigi 4 years ago
Tomatoes are berries, so they are fruits, but they don't taste like fruit, so what the hell!
dasuprememep 4 years ago 5
Here! Here! Tomoatoes are *not* a fruit.
*falls over*
proteanview 4 years ago