This One is Copyrighted

[johnnycage435]

fuck u..i drink it

[Ekalavya]

this guy knows what hes talking about.

[charliewecker]

tell me what that whistleing song is!

[charliewecker]

ballsballsballsballsballsballs­ballsballsballsballsballsballs­ballsballsballsballsballsballs­ ballsballsballsballsballsballs ballsballsballsballsballs ballsballsballs ballsballs

[dafunker00]

this one if MY FUCKING FAVORITE ive seen them all

[Tidnull]

i want to be you when i grow up

[nasajim108]

Fucking great

[hopeitsgewd]

this is my first time seein this vid lol, how'd i miss this one?! ;o

[Shonem]

Ben's Imaginary Band is worth a look see, thanks for using it, I just got the CD.

[tleilatr0nx]

i brought a bunch of candie from the dumpster to a show last nite it was awesome

[IncCoProductions]

How do you make moving pictures? Like the one as your profile icon or your background?

[Vladdyboy]

it's the animated .gif format, you make them with flash, I guess

[damseldeath]

i think i might love you....?

[VegasModel]

you are on a good one ,yer fkn hilarious but you must be smoking something funny

[845515786]

genious

[PalluxoMediaOfficial]

what the fuck is this?

[Goatscar]

It's better than you.

[Rgeezah]

i concur with this man.

[Drstrangelove17]

I got sorta worried he was going to eat that chicken... GOBBLED! in one bite. sick.

[countingdown27]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont ever eat chicken! That chicken is someones mother!

[NellaV12]

haha man this guy looks ripped outta his mind!! lmao i love it <3

''what was i talking about......oh yea..'' HAHA :)

[Kitchigummikid]

genius comparisons

[Moldova]

I would have never made that connection, but it really was similar.

[Moldova]

I own that dumpster you filmed. Expect a call from my lawyer.

[kartyac]

Keep it up man, you're going to the top!

I can't wait to see you be the next most viewed, most subscribed, most discussed...

[Nimnoms]

I love how you talk like this, like it's the secret to life.

[jeb31415]

Hey ractalfece.

Nice video. The music was great.

However, note that maggots don't lay eggs--maggots grow into flies and flies lay the eggs.

But, as I was saying, the choice of music was brilliant. I really liked the music you chose.

(There's a sandwich you can eat!)

[blahshoe]

you're so creepy...but funny as hell! i love you ractalfece!!!!

[timeawayfromme]

when you said "i know, i know, it could happen" it sounded like Bruce McCulloch from Kids in the Hall. Also, I like the music in this one.

[geoffreybeene]

your brothers animation is really awesome, does he have collections of it anywhere besides your site? or a larger feature besides the little images you use as backgrounds and endings?

[truvelocity]

You said maygots instead of maggots.  HAHAHAH, you have an accent.

[jeepershorton]

A+ as always. Got to protect your garbage. "Something magic in that dumpster"

[jolelikamgr]

"Fuck you - I drink it"

HAHAHAHA! ^____^

[bwhahrhr]

this comment is copyrighted(tm)

[AaronBrz]

strangely, I can relate to your videos.

[Levesque999]

People get real funny about integrity and shit and whatever else on youtube, but people just really see it for what it is.

A dumpster. A dumpster filled with circle jerkers :]

[Kud3680]

when i was 16 i would go to the barnes and nobles and take out the porn magz. of the dumpsters only the covers were ripped off

[ununhexium]

god this is awesome

[BBSYHIG]

It's kinda creepy but I rip his stories to my iPod and listen to them when I'm out driving.

[Screwhammmer]

Theres a dead baby in that dumpster!!!

[sphereballs]

Copyright is the enemy.

We will fight to the bitter end.

[kukelz]

5/5 great story man and intense style liked it a lot.

[taddoo7]

Damn you April - Damn YOU ta HELL!!!!!!!!!

[saintmalo]

your stories are always great :)

gee, i wish i was one of your future grandchildren.

[pomegranny]

This is so genius!!!

[boy6221]

I love your stories. I'm glad Christine's crew are off your back and hope you are well :D

[nhjansen]

Man. this reminds me of the time I was the "gettaway car" for Sam and Carol and their roommates at the time. We went dumpster diving for coffee. We ended up with a big long sausage-style tube of raspberry somethingorother that hadn't been sealed between each package, and some other random crap. That was a good day. back then. when I lived in a good city. not LA.

Shooting things across the room with a broken box fan was good too.

[Icarus000000]

weird.. but good point

[xliquidnoisex]

I've never been dumpster diving, myself. One time at a Pizza Buffet they were throwing all their pizzas away and I asked them if i could have the left overs. they said yes. Never made it to the dumpster, though.

[willtom27]

And what is John's point? That if those pizzas from Pizza Buffet actually made it to the dumpster, they would have tasted BETTER once inside? Is that after the discarded pizzas were swarming with ants & cigarette butts & 4-day old dumpster trash?

No, I think I prefer my pizzas & fruit smoothies BEFORE they hit the dumpster. If somebody drops some fried chicken on the sidewalk are we supposed to pick it up & eat it like scavengers? No thanks. I still prefer fresh food, call me old-fashioned.

[dacci123]

shrively not swively LOL

[gloriousmaiden1]

i'm sure i can smell that dumpster from here...

[greenraven7]

haha funny, and a good point,internet copyrights are stupid.

[memoryhero]

John is legend. Hit hard with your craft, John! Keep sharing the essence of experience and memory through your obscure but inventive medium!!!

You rock. You rock. You rock.

The closer your cut to the bones of your true feelings and memories in these vids, the more impact they have, brother. This was a good one. Share your perceptions, J-man. Share your perceptions! Fucking amygdala!

[HappyHag]

love, love, love, big sloppy kisses, you're my idol you're so - right! somehow

[Collaboratory]

fuck. now you'll need a patent for the toaster dumpster. btw, thank you for the awesome musics.

[Gollon666]

I've never eaten dumpster chicken, I guess I'm missing out.

[daajkoot99]

good analogy!

[latenight2006]

Hey John,

Have you had anyone from the street recognize you from YouTube yet?

[SoakyBeaver]

I prefer "copyleft" myself.

[Pridonian]

Excellent, is right. Great job.

[eire138]

excellent.

[bojalwasix]

Were the fruit smoothies Naked's?

[Wolfsbaner]

Awesome..that is all.

[thoMASSIVE87]

octane is dangerious

[surrealisticpill]

wow. you've outdone yourself this time, john. awesome analogy, great story. perfect poetry with a message.  i love this video, all of youtube should see it.

[elnavmick]

I found Jesus Christ Super Star in a garbage can at my library

[chrisoz]

Fantastic. Beauty parallel between copyright infringement and taking garbage.

[m620]

great content, but the aspect ratio for the video is a little off. You should turn the height down a little tiny bit.

[AdamKiyomori]

who cares?

[m620]

people who care about quality you classless douay.

[yaffle]

great.

[noviellion]

I use to get bags of potato chips out of the dumpster, and cookies from a kick ass bakery, and sports authority had gatorade mix and tennis rackets. The 90's fucking rocked, man!

[kaddapatton]

Awesome as always John!

[willtom27]

John, you always seem to be high or hallucinating....& the music is always trippy... you are always naked, or spinning around in briefs. Why is that?

John, people whining about copyrighted material should not make you think autimatically about ftuit smoothies in the dumpsters. I hope you are all right. I hope you are not mixing medications.

[R4ndomCrap]

whoah, I had an acid flashback while watching this video. I thought I saw some tripped out naked dude eating out of a dumpster. Weird, huh?

[glorythewhitehawk]

"something magic in that dumpster bakes these things"

LMAO!

[Buffyfan80]

I loved this video

[wolbrother8]

*Claps*

[Tonyokay87]

man, now i dont trust food at parties.

good vid anyway.

[JustA11en]

best copyright video ever.

[yeahokman]

fuck heath ledger

[sourJane]

:o that's sick, yeahokman. u suck. what did he ever do to you? :/

[emolicainer]

Heath Ledger has nothing to do with this video. You seem to have misunderstood the whole thing completely.

[pparasol]

I even love you as a garbage-picker. You're ~that~ amazing.

[limpviscid]

VOM, Your next video is going to be your 100th! We need a special 100th video. It has to be really special for all your fans. Better than the one for the long-time fans.

[bojalwasix]

I used to work at a Pizza Place and the wings were better out of the dumpster now that I think about it...

[guidotnb]

Pure genius.

[smurfthumper]

The Onanation Masse collective told me to communicate to you an invitation to invade and manipulate its sonic stores. The Onanation Masse collective refuses to believe any music can belong to anyone.

[limpviscid]

That was brilliant. One of your best. You keep getting better and better with each video. I'd love to see more of your live monologues with an audience like your first videos.

[dkaycee]

love yo vids

[smpfilms]

Dude, lol, you own!

-Cory "Mr. Safety"

[reivilo]

Mr. Safety is a Youtube cheater... artificially inflated his own account, then told everyone he was sorry and not to cheat like him...

if he really meant it he'd delete his account and start honest.

[Moldova]

Yeah, we know. John interviewed him... and found a fan.

[theman696996]

you go from one subject to another like it's nothing lol

[BaronZombie]

this comment is copy written.

[fartbarn]

That's some funny shit!

[jcrist]

5 stars like all your videos

[/end ass kissing]

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

you know i've never tired maggot infested meat

but i have tried ant infested rice.

thing is, once you cook ants

they get crunchy

[bollingdavid]

I love you, man.

[urbanfawn]

hahaa you are so insane

your my favorite part of the internet

maybe even my favorite thing to do with computers in general

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

lol copyright lol