Beauty Tips

[TheMslara26]

lovely

[RicoWilder]

wow ure horrible. your voice is fucking retarded, and no one cares u were gone for 2 weeks or something. ur so ugly you shouldnt have a camera...i wonder how it still didnt break yet

[sarahmorris1234]

lolzzz sooo accurate haha

[bokkiba]

u suck man

[Girlgamer247]

wtf

[sage6o4]

wtf is this?!!? this is a joke right

[tarynproductions]

ew....

[scottishchief26]

hahahahahahaha

[feffa18]

You're a genius loooooooooooooooooool

[Mooogurl23]

yeah mayonaise makes my hair feel so soft and it looks SO shiny.

[AVRIL120]

I dont think that putting hopney and slatwill do anything to your skin infact it will be less healthier than it is because what salt does is suck up water from your skin.Havnt you seen when you put salt on a slug it shrivles up and dies thats because salt sucks up water, im not saying your skin is gonna die but I'm just saying salt sucks up water from your skin and I dont think you should it.

[sandyny]

thats why you have to moisturize after

[Supersecretfilms]

you don't understand this video do you....

[AVRIL120]

That was a year ago when I posted it. LOL

[natariee]

I actually did that aha

[HuDeanee]

isnt that a guy?

[xDanceyouSlutx]

You seriously need to ask? lol.

[HuDeanee]

im saying that hes gotta be extremely secure to do that.

[MadelaineAshton]

the funny thing is that there are a lot of women who actually look like that...

[PaRtYcHiCs]

yes it is

[trumpetgirl5]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO

I don't know why, I just do. :D

[yourreplacement]

lmffao

[Sweethart87]

lmfao. <3

[MLViscool]

Haha. I'll try the honey and salt sometime...haha. I love this one!

[deathbypickles]

Congrats on the 12lbs. (:

[dentalomental]

oh god, oh god.. if after you marinate your face in honey & salt, you go into the broiler... oh!.. it's a mask.. the thing up your butt? can you substitute the water for a martini or tequilla? there's this cute cabana boy.. actually, he's my neighbor.. um. yeah. another time. But, you paid people to do this to you? Were they drunk.. or Canadians? (they do some weird things up there)

[mechanesthesia]

Are you sure you haven't gone to a cult retreat by mistake?

[julieswahn]

Laughing so hard at the "still" photo that shows for this video.. it is CC at her best lol! You can see the *love me love me love me* in her eyes. Vintage CC and yep I adore her. :)

[sunnyside24]

How come you said a nurse put the clay on? what spa where you at? a rehab?

[disneychickadoo]

I really love you vids, morbeck- especially chipmunk chick but I hope the rest don't start out like this one with the "cc girl" music because that's like saying ATM machine. Really- chipmunk chick girl? how much sense does that make?

[eleisina]

I was loughting so loud in that clysters place.

''so wierd'' lol

[Yummiiee]

"you gots some Haii... i mean you got some honey youre skin" ... haha, that was funny :D

[kimia5555]

when u do it all over ur body, do u put clay all over ur body too? hehe

[GreenEyedBanana]

I dont need to goto a spa to cleanse my stomach. You know how I cleanse my stomach? I shit. Its good, you should try it sometime. _nICOLE_

[hill03]

lmao!

[Roswell73]

ok i couldn't watch this one, not with the voice I just had to comment that this thing is giving us beauty tips..... does anyone see anything wrong with this?

[whheezzzz]

Shes really a guy transvestitty and there useing that voice to cover up its man voice lol

[rick90660]

LOL I love this shit. this iss wayy to FUNNY =)

thank you for making me happy

[HighlighterLass]

Acupuncture!! I got one in my third eye, it's kind of fun to cross your eyes and look up at your forehead lol. I had a bunch of others but that was the one you mentioned so anyway. Hearts

[lunafae]

You are sooo cute! I just want to pinch your cheekies. : )

[kimia5555]

LOL I KNOW! I DO TOO!

[abcdanni]

hahaah "you need some hair, i mean some honey on your skin"

[BraziliAna]

Você entende o desespero feminino para ficar bela.

[photoboy1002001]

that container full of water up your but does not sound too comfortable unless one has a very loose but and but cavity. not for me cant believe you are doing it.

[euphonies]

just a tonic - would love to actually meet you in person to hear your real voice!

[gmaternal]

lol

[weasleygroupie]

The fact you keep saying 'nurse' makes me feel liek your in a mental institution....

[Ayvi93]

I will just tell you one thing... i wish to never go to that spa

[Nudno]

makes me cry

[sonolamiacanzone]

awwww yay you're back :) huggles

[Sk8erKitten]

thats a girl? o.o

[SoffeMcCracken]

:D Man I missed CC, she's such a cutie! *Huggles*

[carlikans]

i stand by what i think.. so creepy

[CatsEyeMoon85]

>_< love it!

[jimmayhugz]

Welcome back, Morbeck!

And CC's skin is looking nice! lol

[meggiebot]

CC, you are so hot :)

[ochsababe]

Morbeck UR BACK!!!! i was wondering wat happened 2 ya! LOL

[digamm]

its good that you are back, but can you please tell me why i didnt get any bulletin about your new videos i found them accedently just now??

[morbeck]

i posted a bulletin. you probably have a lot of friends and the bulletin got lost in the middle of the others

[julieswahn]

Your talent is such that I honestly forget that you are a guy (whoops, did I say that?! *clamps mouth*) Super job, and I just know you had those spa workers in stitches with your sense of humour. Did any of them recognize you? How lovely to go to a spa for 2 weeks. It shows, CC, it shows!

[Safranski]

morbeck is a radical fairy

[amadeus06]

yay douching!

[Kiwizzle]

XD Okay. This really entertained me for some odd reason.

[normanz86]

hmmm... prety weird... but still funny.. hahahaha

[kennyhoppus]

OMG this is so bizarre

i love so much!!!!!!!!

[superchristian102]

1. What spa did you go to?!?! that place creeps me out!

2. I can't take it any more, I'm subscribing to you!

You just HAAAAAAAAD to me original didn't cha? >.< meanie -jk-

[elementa]

God... you've got super sexy hands... lol i no i'm weird but your hands are hot...

[carlikans]

oh man i cant tell you how relieved i am, i'm as relieved as a guy who was finally able to jack off see how disturbing it can be switching gender roles like that?

[dayoffproductions]

missed you...maybe now that my muse is back I'll get off my hiney and make a video....

[kimia5555]

CC GIRL! lol

[punkastic]

Oh my god.. i miss you so much cc, glad to have you back=p.

[GoobMcdoofer]

Mothafukka take that jizz off your face!..... Be yourself too, or do some male things. Be proud of being a male damn. Make some male characters! If you can relate to that gender?

[degavabu]

whoa you're an idiot

[GoobMcdoofer]

I was joking, lame ass fugger. I seen your vids. God man you bich and complain like a little girl. Dude, youre slow I was joking.

[carlikans]

are you a man or a women?

[kimia5555]

HE is a actor, he is a guy

[soakedinale]

If someone doused me with cold water that early id go on a rampage

[kauemoura]

Hi morbeck ♥ you

Oi morbeck ♥ você

[riamayish]

Maybe I'll try that honey/salt technique at home someday. And you're too cute.

[frannypoo]

Grr...Frigging spammers... CC , so glad you're enjoying you spa visit. "say what you will, about colon hydro therapy, it is the shit." -margaret cho... friggin awesome.

[INVITROblossoms]

I'm so glad you're back <3<3

[kbelatrix]

CC, i wannna see you!

[boylebongo]

sounds gorgeous!! I want to go and spend a few weeks there NOW!

[palaceman1980]

WATCH ME SING THE BROCCOLI SONG AND RATE MY VIDEO A NEGATIVE PLEASE......PLEASE I BEG I BEG....LETS CHOP SOME BROCCOLI...YEAH!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=MnQHo-I-pVA

[iwishiwereacat]

They don't call the place where you went a "spa". Actually it goes by a different name.

[wstoner]

I like honey, I take a tablespoon full of it every day. I don't know about that whole water up the ass thing though. That container looks kinda big. Glad to hear you lost some weight. Preacherman and gr8shots are trying to lose some weight also.

[Dryadanna]

I love you Chipmunk Chick! I missed you morbeck!

[xselfxproclaimedx]

omg morbeck I LOOOOOVEEE YOUR VIDEOS

and chipmunk chick I loove you too :D

I missed you man... my days weren't funny without your new videos

anyways I WANT TO BE ADDED TO THE MEMORY BOARD :D

feh ...I probably wont, but asking is worth a try

anyways

you're going to be BIG one day...keep it up :D

[LisaJay]

YAY!!! CC is my favorite!!! By the way she doesnt need spa treatments to be beautiful!! It comes naturally!!!

Ur videos just get better and better, glad to see ya back!!!

[thexxit]

Chipmunk Chick, you are so cute!

The way you described the colon cleansing... hahahahahaha... does it really make you drop pounds?

Thanks for the hot tips!

[MarAurSan]

i'm praying, that the thing u said about the anal cleanig it's a joke!!!

[MarAurSan]

-you just wait, and you just wait, and, wait.. aahh.. you just wait.

[koalman]

Hi ya Morbeck, glad to see CC again. Missed you. I think I will remain old and ugly thanks but am happy with your efforts at remaining young and wrinkle free.

[earthmother]

its about damn time........i was jonesing for some CC.

[kimia5555]

seriosly or wat? LOL i dont think seriosly, seriosly?

[magnastampede]

Glad to see you back, your videos are my favorite?

[ipoonu]

they are my favortie too?

[funnygirl165]

thx 4 the tips CC, i'll give it a try today, I hope you enjoyed yourself all relaxed now i hope. you look beautiful.

[julieswahn]

funnygirll165: Have you tried the aspriin masque? (Be sure you are not allergic to them.) In a cup, put 5-6 non-buffered asprin (not Tylenol/ibuprofin) or anything else), add about 1/2 tsp of plain yoghurt, 1/2 tsp honey, let aspirin dissolve. Then apply to face with genle circular motions. Leave on no more than 12 mins. Rinse with warmish water, then cool, then blot dry and apply a very light moisturizer + eye cream (avoid eye area with the masque, btw).

[funnygirl165]

juliewahn thx!! i'm not allergic to anything so i'll try it out sounds good, never heard to put asprin, but can see how it would work thx..

[Bexx1984]

are you sure that was a spa?! o_0 sounds like pure punishment :-D

[anomaly123]

if you are getting enemas every other day then im sure the 12 lbs you lost was probably water and feces weight, not actual fat. thats so disgusting! i really hope you are hydrating yourself after all of that!

[angelinohio6]

YAY CC! I missed seeing CC. {{{Hugs}}}

[EveryFriday]

haha that's one crazy spa! But I'm glad you're back I missed you!

[Beaver1]

Cool.

[SavannahLioness]

sounds more like boot camp than a spa!

poor CC :(

[cheifsvsstangs]

Damn I missed you Morbeck.

[julieswahn]

chiefsystangs, I am with you 100% on that sentiment. I really missed his videos. We demand so much--so to speak--and he gets satisfaction from being so well-regarded, certainly, but I'm looking for the "CC" to earn a living through his talents. Imo, he is the best on youtube.com, though I also have two others that greatly amuse me :) (DavidSkyler being one)

[Minniver]

Missed you CC

[marsman57]

honey and salt, ewwwwwww

great to see you back nonetheless.

[Mystery69]

wb Morbeck, missed you while you were away. Pstt I'm glad I'm a guy, all the stuff girls have to go through...whew

[rboyles]

OMG CC You're Back!!! *runs over and hugs CC tightly* I LOVed you're beauty tips. I LOve you CC!!! *Kisses!!*

Much Love, Rebecca

[danablack]

Morbeck...i just got turned onto youtube not all that long ago, and i'm convinced YOU'RE the only reason to show up.I can always count on you being funny, strange and just absurd. I hope your face is okay, i can't imagine all of that stuff being too good for you. Seriously, you crack me up and i'll admit, i might have a crush on CC...maybe...Best wishes...Dana

[veronica1257]

pain is beauty!

[THOR796]

You are so cute. Pitch shifter. You deserve to be a girl. Shave your legs.

[FAULTYFAME]

hahaha.

Your hilarous.

[jl123us]

haha, as they say: no pain no gain!

[VioletKitty411]

I lost 10 lbs in the last 2 weeks, but I'm alreay a skinny mini, so that's not a good thing! Stress diet, works every time :-D

[M3ZZED]

Personally i think it's brilliant...

[littlelowbrow]

<B> was there ever a time when you were straight? were you born this way?

[morbeck]

this is called acting moron

[Louise2k5]

good to have you back :)

[julieswahn]

Aww cutie, so glad to have you back in action! You look terrific. Your skin glows.. maybe from the masques, maybe from the exercise, maybe from the food. I have a great masque (simple one) I'm goint to email to you now. Again, welcome CC! We really missed you. J.

[OmgWtfBBqROfl]

Ahhha, great video there morbeck!  Ps.. that honey + salt was disgusting :X

[trashywilma]

how much are you paying for this quackery? do they starve you? miss you, chipmunk chick.

[belfastboy7]

So good to have you back

[phantom409]

good job as always, morbeck.

[joeyranaway]

haha great shit!

[Imogen2more]

LOL @ the enema, u should have explained the bloated feeling and the rush for the toilet aftr that, hahahaha

[iwasadopted555]

I think I just saw a rat run through the shot near the corner.

Strange.

[strzchick]

what time?

[morbeck]

whatever

[mztastee]

welcome back CC we missed u

[wordgirldlw]

I'm afraid of spas now! Funny vid. Welcome back.

[candybabe8]

yay! your back!... :) but shit did you really stuck that up your butt? and fill your butt with water?

[ropipor]

che bello cc! nice to see you back! <3

[Weakblood]

"It's really strange... but okay" i don't know if i should laugh or throw up. lol

[AuraX]

You know, you do look like you lost some face weight. Honesty. And that must be sea salt. C.C. I'm actually going to do this tomorrow, thanks to you. Honey and sea salt. Cool! I have a bag of sea salt, bought at a health store and lots of honey. I'm weird like that.

[Mrseptember15]

YAY WELCOME BACK CC!

[melanakay]

lol

[jmbhottie23]

GOD ive been waiting so long and this one was hella good! WOW i luv it

[foshizzlemynizzle]

lol

[shockXmeXdead]

Wow I thought you died haha

I'm glad your back =]

<3333 @ CC

[ikeda387]

Welcome back, CC!!!!!! I friggin' missed you like mad!! Congrats on losing the weight! Don't lose too much of that booty, you fine, foxy thing!

[ChuckyGirl61390]

you really stuck that up ur ass? just a q... has your wig ever fallen off durin the making of a movie? glad your back!

[TheNightRomer]

if u changed the salt to sugar not only would u feel like sugar ud feel and taste as sweet as sugar hehe

[bonpain]

Fabuloso! I want honey!

[rhemasan]

it's scary but you make an incredibly abnoxious but somehow extremely cute girl. i thought i didn't like these videos but i keep on coming back...

[stevexcraig]

You Tube isn't You Tube without you. It's been kinda sucky actually. Why do they put water up your butt? what kind of beauty treatment is that? Sounds like bullshit to me.

[BruisedStringBean]

12 pounds thats Wonderful Yayyy CC .. You snexy Girl you .. So glad to have you back .. Missed you much .. Huggles n stuff Xx :)

[Rockwell1919]

Lance Bass is a dreamboat.

[EveningEmerald]

thats awesome i'll use some of your tips...by the way...i love your videos welcome back!

[coconutcandy]

it sounds like theres a giant fart at around 52 seconds hahaha! enemas will do that....

[PokinatchaPunkla]

I'm jealous. You have perfect skin! :)

[rjoyhelvie]

I'm a fairly new fan, but I've gone through and watched all your videos, and well, I must say:

I *HEART* you, Chipmunk Chick!

~ Joy ~

PS: I'd love to be put on the memory board, whenever it's possible. You ROCK!

[PumpkinSmash]

YOUR VIDEOS ARE ADDICTING!!

[Kuleiro]

OMG, about time you come back CC! I was getting a serious case of the blue balls.

[afarinmirzadeh]

I LOVE YOU MORBECKKKK.

[lacey00]

Thanks CC!

[Trixxi]

OMG you had an Enema done?? Im sorry, but it is great to have you back. : )

[Trixxi]

.....(it could have been a colonoscopy too)

[yourbaby69]

oo ur brave to get a colonic... but i heard it helps

[SYstematiklySYkotic]

you looked so cute XD missed you lots. xxx

[morbidangel]

You lost 12 pounds? WOW... GO CC!!

[kimia5555]

LOL AWESOME!

[Jhudsonrox]

lmfao, dude you are frickin funny. You look like you have lost weight.!! I'm the 28th comment I believe..or maybe 29th..WOOOOO! Go morbeck!

[Gigolo8]

WB CC

[xoxoCaliChickxoxo]

Missed you!!!

[asiangenius]

OMG AHHHH! I LOVE IT

[LadyNinjaKagero]

Wow you do look like you lost some weight I noticed as soon as the video came on, I wish I can lose some of my pregnancy fat :( Welcome back!!

[sumrhotsumrnot]

Wow the price we pay for beauty. Glad to see your enjoying yourself!

[modis]

im 20th! take that bitches.

[brittiepoo]

welcome back <3

[danielumana]

morbeck roxxxx!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Teddymmm]

Im the 17th commenter I win .

[jhgeek]

OH...Yaaayyyy...You're back!  A colonic every other day? That's a lot of poo!!! :-)~

[dreamblue116]

lol wb =)

[TaranAPK]

Hi Morbeck. :) Um, are you sure that's a spa you're at and not some sort of weird *cult*? o.O

[Johnnysgurl]

Ahhhhhh...what a relief, you're back!!! Yippppeeee! It's been so lonely without you! Glad to see you are refreshed.(oh, and sorry to hear about the cold water up your bum! :O )

[xtinaonline]

Im so glad ur back =) i missed you love ya.

[Gclover0169]

lol omg the Mommy Dearest mask!!!

[Iluffyou2Death]

Wow that was something maybe i'll try it out..loljk take care welcome back

[OprahIsHawt]

Yay! You're back! That honey looks a bit gross though, lol. :D <3