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  • fyi downloading pirated music isn't actually illegal.

  • kill yourself for downloading ilegally LOL F U BASTARDS

  • Joey Lawrence???? Now that should be against the law.

  • well then i should be in jail for about lets say about 85 to life

  • I find it funny how the RIAA puts out PSAs about how it is illegal to download music, however they don't seem to care that much when their musicians are out snorting blow off a hooker's ass. I forgot what part of the law says drugs and prostitutes are legal only if you are a celebrity or a politician.

  • Thumbs up if you are running µTorrent right now.

  • @QuikDJ Can I thumbs up for Bittorrent? I don't like uTorrent :-(

  • lol XD

  • who replies to their own comment?

  • im a u.s. navy sailor. i take offense to the playing the national anthem. consider the following, you voted for ppl that you believed would make good decisions for america and your local area. those ppl that you voted for based on your thoughts of them voted on other ppl that they felt etc. those people decided no downloading intellectual property, to give ppl the right to protect whats theirs. consider the following, if you engineered a new type of operating system....

  • @capetorial faster, safer and more reliable than any other. would you feel the right to profit off this? sure, it was a stroke of luck, maybe youd only charge $5 for this wonderful product youve made. and make about $250 bucks. then youd advertise, hire staff for media, etc. price raises to $20. thats cool, youre not making a gross profit, then you wanna make it better, so you got more staff, $50/copy. hey, now youre selling in high volume but making same profit in percentage. but

  • @capetorial hey corporate sellout, what the fuck? you said you didnt believe in intellectual property. i own intellectual property, id be VERY upset if someone used my property for their own gain thusly taking from my gain by being a competitor. using MY intellect! but since youre all still on the on the other side of the fence, youll disagree unless the gates open up for you like they did for me. until then, much disagreements toward us

  • Great music that you can listen to free of charge on my channel. Hop on over there and give it a listen

  • Criss de video de cul.

  • Why do they only download crap?

  • One time i killed a man, but when someone asked me to illegally download songs for them, I said FUCK NO MAN, THAT AGAINST THE LAW

  • Why should I not pirate? I could pay corporations ridiculous prices or I could start up my proxy and join the pirating party. ALL ABOARD!

  • that's not true....downloading is stealing --- misdemeanor....murder is a felony....god people.

  • @ahcho000 Downloading illegally.

  • @eathenicus like i said...it's stealing...stealing is a misdemeanor. murder is a felony.  i think i'm replying to someone saying that it's the same as murder.

  • @ahcho000 you made my day :D

  • LMFAO

    I should be shot in the kneecap.

    that was great lolz

  • its like minority report!

  • now panorama told us that if u download anything illegal den u get cut iff from any broadband but u 3 chances u get slow sppeed then u get cut off check it out

  • Panorama lies, learn to spell.

  • Looks like ISPs are soon to take over as the number one musical parasites on this planet

  • im a drug dealer, ive shot many people, i blew up buildings. but there is one thing i would never do, and that is illegally download.....my ass ^.^

  • @darklordofspawn i kill people for money, sell and test every drug and i a piromaniac but i never download illegal

  • @darklordofspawn Dude u seriose

  • The music industry should have been tackling the problem of downloading as soon as the internet started spreading. They dropped the ball. They should have had the foresight to counter a problem like that. Sorry, but they screwed up. And now we download for free. People are never going to pay for something they can get for free.

  • Doesn't matter, the RIAA had to stop its witch hunt in december 2008

  • No, the industries are losing money and laying off workers.

  • @markxq the movie industry always does strong in recessions they first great depression caused the outbreak in movie. thus, movies became a good profit

    profession. The movie hasn't ever fired big names or top crews, or just about any one

    only a small group of people in the industry have been fired for old age or other miscelleanous reasons

  • Nice parody. Where can I see the original video these parodies refer to?

  • I have NEVER sued anyone. How does the fact that someone, somewhere once did something you think is wrong justify you doing something wrong? The fact that a few people have done something wrong does not legitimize the statement that both sides are guilty of serioius ethical beaches. One side steals billions from millions of workers. The other side is mostly millions of honest workers. Some companies have used anti-piracy methods that turned out to be problematic. That is the fault of pirates.

  • @markxq

    Yet, the Us. Box office for movies has increase, and so have spending alone, companies grow in trillions a year

  • Lol, if anything these promote pirating/filesharing(which isn't illegal downloading in most places)...at least to me all these communicate is that illegal downloading is a joke and not to be taken seriously.

  • LMAO, it's just like murder, y'all.

    <3 awkwardpictures.

  • lol

  • fuck you , i download music and i don't care , i am not perfect

  • Typical pirate response. Obscene name-calling.

    Piracy is not sharing. It is anti-sharing. It costs tens of millions of dollars to create a new game. The reason we can buy games at a tiny fraction of the cost is that we share in the cost. We get to use something that costs tens of millions for a relatively tiny amount. That's sharing. Pirates refuse to share in the development costs of products. They leech off of workers and honest consumers.

  • Is it ethical to sue someone thousands of dollars per song they've downloaded (most of which are mainstream pop anyway - which would have the lowest production cost per song due to having the highest profits)?

    Is it ethical to secretly include a DRM rootkit on a CD which automatically installs itself on your computer, reducing its security and performance?

    How about bribing radio stations to play a label's stable of performers more frequently?

  • (continued from previous comment)

    Or forcing Youtube to censor/mute videos which clearly constitute fair use of the content in question?

    I'm not saying that these facts legitimize the morality of filesharing, just that both sides are guilty of some serious ethical breaches here.

  • 1. The suits of thousands per song are for UPLOADS, not downloads. Cheap offers are made. It only gets in the news when one of the violators tries to fight in court. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

    2. It is illegal to bribe stations and people have gone to jail for this.

    3. YT does not censor, it removes illegal videos. This is in NO WAY "fair use." Fair Use is taking a tiny snippet usually for purposes of review.

    (continued)

  • DOWNLOAD & SHARE

  • Just like murder :D

  • Instead to complain so much why don't they remove everything from online or use spacial blockers.

  • its just like murder

  • WOW. It's a pretty sad state of affairs when most of you people missed the fact that this is a fucking joke. Fucking retards. And people wonder why I'm such a misanthrope.

  • Well spoken!

    (I´m not from USA but i still think it´s true)

  • dude why don't they say that to fuckin smoking???

    i mean look at all the stupid smokers

    killing people

    why don't they consider that Murder???

  • A note: If I pirate your shit it's because I wouldn't have bought your music/games/software/movies anyways, so you're not loosing out on any of my money.

  • AHAHAHHAHAHA it against the law!.. Just like murder lol

  • This sucks dude, world as turned into a monetary joke. These guys in the video are a joke! I wonder how much they, and all the people who protect piracy on videos like this one, are earning for it. Its obvious that we need some organization and common sense here. But, I'm sorry if I can't afford to BUY music. Got it? BUY and MUSIC, sounds pretty awkward to me. But whatever, Musicians receive shit from the albums they sell so. I'm sure all the money comes from concerts.

  • You're right, this video is a joke.

    No, seriously, it's a joke.

    I think you missed it though?

  • And btw, what are you thinking of? You think they don't get enough money? Come on... Music industry is not going down man, its NOT. Just look at Milley Cirus for example. Oh, she's SO poor... I did bought Metallica CD's as well, I don't regret it, and I will buy more once I have money, but, I wouldn't buy them if I didn't had "steal" their albums from the internet before.

  • I vote YES for Illegal download; why? Simply, down the music/movie/games prices. New-tech industries are completely destroying our culture (Theater, live music shows, literature) and thus, they are costly. Here in where I live, you can go watch theater for 5€ and you purchase a movie by 22€, an album by 15€ and a game by 50€, so YES, fucking YES lets download.

    Greedy pigs want us to eat CD's to survive? Fuck that.

  • I realize it's not right. But, that's human, no? I WON'T, pay 20 Euro for an music album, in a country where minimum wage is 475Euro, and you pay, for example, 100Euro for the damn electricity.

  • Crime is human? I suppose so. But stay away from me and my family.

  • No man. Crime is something that blows the ethics limit, something that is universally WRONG. I said, and think, that Piracy ain't wrong as long as the prices are so HIGH. So, it's up to you to decide if I am a criminal or not. One thing I assure you, I don't agree with 50% of our world system, and that doesn't make me a criminal, I try to respect everyone as far as they respect me.

  • Prices are cheap? Yeah, right.

  • Prices are cheaper than ever. It is your taxes that are high. Why blame creators for your taxes used to pay for your social services?

  • me too downloading doesnt take away the orignal but only an copy.

  • you can suck my dick , you want easy money ? go and work mother fucker don't make cheesy music and then you want to live in big houses with our money

  • Um everyone here understands this is a parody. A wonderful parody by the way. "I don't deserve to live"

    The second version is better though, with the "Danny Glover" special appearance

  • downloading music should be legal why do u think they invented the ipod or the itouch

  • idiot educate yourself before making stupid ass comments, with the advent of the pc and cds congress faced new legislation called the millennium act now, this act would set the ground rules for much of today, basically though it states this congress okayed cd burning (around this time portable music players using memory were coming around), but they turned down dvd burning, that is why the ipod and the itouch was invented to continue apple's niche in the portable music player market

  • Maybe to listen to music bought in iTunes? That was one of the main reasons Apple made the iPod... Not so that people can listen to their pirated music, although I do have over 5,000 pirated songs on mine :D

  • i dont deserve to live. How do you keep a straight face ?!?!?!?! : D

  • Logical Downloading is awesome.. (formerly known as illegal downloading) it brings out young new artists, so people can test them out without spending money they would never spend unless they were sure they were good... and also it allows them to be exposed faster to the world and have concerts and still get rich, keeping the music industry alive and the poor happy because they dont have to spend 1000 dollars on 1000 songs... . or 10 000 in my case XD

    SUPPORT LOGICAL DOWNLOADING

  • I lol'd at new kids on the block....

  • ROFLMAO!!!!!

  • I just Patented the idea to breath and eat too, Everyone owes me tons of money now because you all are pirating and using my ideas!!!

  • hahaha

    word.

  • @noobkillerpwnz AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA­!!!!! nice...

  • I just patented the idea of online piracy, now you all owe me money because you're pirating my idea of online pirating LOL!

    Now to get my lawyers and sue everyone!

  • I agree that downloading music illegally is bad but it's nothing like murder. " Everytime you download a song illegally another kitten dies" nothing like that.... Though my opinion downloading music illegally is not as bad as other crimes. Why are you even focusing on this? It's not the worst crime to ever commit. Murder is worse and shouldn't even be compare to this. Just my opinion though. :l

  • "just like murder"

    lol.

    you mean to say that me downloading something illegally is just like murder?

    mabie i should start!! XD

  • the government should focus on catching pedophiles, not some kid downloading music from his computer "illegally"

  • Even pedophiles that don't molest children?  Are we instituting thought crime now?

  • How very Orwellian of you.

    That being said, an adult with any sort of sexual fetish involving children is obviously deranged,projected or not.

  • The woman said she was a whore able person. LOL

  • Technically no one is 'stealing' anything they are just infringing on the copyright which makes it a civil matter not a legal matter and so therefore is NOT a crime!

  • From a technical point it is the deprivation of potential, which for some people is largely justified.

    Lot of mud on both sides, and I mean prop both sides but that just means that when the MPAA grows up it can start discussing what the customer actualy wants and what is practical to give instead of trying to prop up the currend business model.

  • Yeah it is so horribly skewed. They call it stealing, but there was no product that was created and then stolen, so no lost income. They lose the potential income they might have gotten. Might is the key word. Like younggem said really it shouldn't even be a matter of law. Like you shouldn't go to jail for it, or be fined. Even the personal lawsuits are ridiculous because they often target the people downloading, not the people uploading.

  • haha funny

  • I didn't know download was illegal I thought just piracy was? Like burning cd's?

  • I sure hope thats sarcasm or your the biggest dumbass ever

  • Only a sucker would pay for a song from I-tunes anyway.Audio compression was only invented because in the 90s the average hard drive size was only about 500mb.Since then storage capacity of hard drives and potable players has increased more than a thousand fold yet still we are listening to music in crappy quality MP3 and AAC...

  • Most of the songs you download, somewhere down the line someone payed for a copy. So that makes pretty much anyone a sucker.

    I cant get some music, so I concider buying it. Simple.

  • Rofl listen to him at 0:07 and 0:09 - 0:11

  • hahahaha thats funny

  • Haha, that's how they pass it off as too. "Oh i download music I must be an awfull person!" I like the end. It's ilegal, like murder.

  • this videos a peace of shit

  • recording works perfectly with nooo viruses! takes a while, but digitally speaking, great audio quality, lol...! =D

  • I should jump off a house and land on a bicycle with no seat!!!!

    haha

    awesome!

  • best 1:03 !

  • best 1:03!

  • LONG LIVE THE PIRATES

  • that reminds me of jack blacks thing.

  • god bless my torrent client

  • yes you should

  • the second version is better lol.

  • Lets see the pros and cons of "illegal" downloads:

    cons: Rich artists dont get that second airplane they wanted.

    already rich music companies dont get that extra couple millions

    Pros: unknown artists get their music out there, people listen, they get famous, hold a concert, become rich.

    The people dont have to spend 1000 dollars on music if they have 1000 songs....

    hmmmmmmm your right I SHOULD STOP DOWNLOADING ILLEGALLY!!! fucking idiots... dling music on limewire ftw!

  • woawoawoa, slow down now, dont use limewire use bitcomet, it maybe doesnt have its own search engine but there is isohunt

  • I like limewire the best (:

    simple fast and easy

  • yea, but i know a guy whos computer got wierd cuz he was using limewire and i dont wanna take any more big riskes after the rundll32.exe incident

  • Robinhood told me that stealing is okay.

    He said stealing for people who cannot afford such things is good.

    Piracy destroy Hollywood? I am all for it.

    Fucking Hollywood is destroying my childhood with shitty remakes of my childhood shows, like the Transformer.

    Hollywood doesn't have a problem stealing movie ideas from other countries like Japan and France, so why should anyone cares what Hollywood bitch about?

  • Amen on that my friend

  • Its not stealing... its sharing. My parents taught me to share things i like with others... so im only living up to my morals.

  • true, theft is taking something so that the other doesnt have it, but piracy makes a copy and share to the rest with internet acces

  • dont make singers richer by buying theire Cds

  • people who go to a store to buy a cd are retarded ,Why buy when you get it for free ...

  • "I don't deserve to live" for illegal downloading??? pffffffffff ROTFLOL niggaz!!!!!!!!!!

  • this is illegal u know

  • why is it illegal to download of utorrent but if you get the song from utube and convert it to mp3 format it's legal. its the same thing!

  • funny stuff guys!

  • i really wahnt to know, will i get caught if i use utorrent for movies and games? evin if i go online withe the games i download??

  • Lol duh and the worst thing is, is that if you get caught it will trace it to your parents name if your under 18 and they will have to pay a huge fine.

  • "I don't deserve to live" hahahaha

  • ROFL

  • I DONT DOWNLOD MUSIC

    "all the time :D"

    only movies & cracks & stuff

  • wow thats gay

  • Jesus. IT"S NOT THAT BAD. But you can have your house siezed over it now.

  • dead kennedys... crass... nausea.... i should swallow broken glass

  • if downloading music is like murder, then what are hacks going to be? World War 3? :/

  • youtube is free. and you can even download youtube 2 the phone for free. So I can listend 2 music for free and legal. When ever I want. So why should downloading music be illegal then? I dont download but anyway. You hear music around you all the time anyway. If downloading is illegal, it should be illegal 2 record music from the radio also then. sry for bad english xD but Im kinda tired

  • thats what im saying. youtube is the quiltest of them all.

  • I used extacy but I didn't inhale :x

  • DAMN THATS HELLA GOOD QUALITY!!!!

  • Well, it's illegal yeah, but to be someone as pathetic and ignorant as hell as our current president needs to be in prison for being a complete dumbass and wreaking the stability of the United States. Damn it, i want to vote for November right now.

  • the second is WAY BETTER!!!

  • It

    s like murder

    xD

  • 2nd one is better......way better

  • "I should be shot in the kneecap." lol.

  • hahahahh. just the very first guy. i don't do drugs. shut up man. we know ur stoned. lol

  • i love the six seconds of blank screen at the end...good video though

  • The other one's better :D

  • i am from dominican republic and here this is not illegal and i dont pay nothing for music.

  • anything is correct grammar... JUST SO YOU KNOW

  • Oh yes, it is illegal, but your country has many other problems and crime to have illegal downloading a music even considered petty crime.

    That means, you get away with it, not that it isn't illegal.

  • i punched a baby

  • i nearly ran over a baby with my baby when i was 10 on my bike. i braked just in time so that when we impacted i didnt ran over him, just bumped him in his forehead. it left a black tired mark on his forehead. SHE DID FALL BACKWARDS HARD.... oh well

    i was just starting to learn how to ride my bike....

  • o.O wat was the baby just sniffing the ground or sumthin?

  • It's the funnier version. The one with the baby wasn't as good as this one

  • I don't deserve to live!

  • When an artist goes to record an album, the record labels loan them money. Record sales pay back the loan. If it doesn't sell, the artist still has to pay back the loan. Where does the money come from? Maybe touring, but without an album, how do people hear of them? of them. And, unless you are Metallica, touring pays for the touring (hotels, food, transportaion, advertisment, management, rent, etc.).

  • torrents + illegal downloading ftw

  • downloasdin music is acre

  • Paying for music downloads damages the global economy because you're not paying for physical materials. It costs the same to produce one digital music download as it does to produce a thousand identical copies.

    Blah blah.

  • what about the cost of the hundreds of people who were paid to record, edit and mix the music? What about the cost of the music videos? What about the directors, gaffers, electricians, PAs still photographers? Some of the best people in the country get paid $1,000 for a day of work. Sometimes, that is $10,000 for a few minutes of video. Wouldn't you want to get that back?

  • Fair point, however you have to take into account how much of the profit of a sale actualy makes it back to thee people.

    And I was arguing (albeit halfass) AGAINST paid downloads rather than FOR piracy and free downloads. Admitedly this is not the most appoprate video comments sheet to make that point on.

  • One reason to download shit music is to hide the embarrassment when buying something like Westlife/McFly in HMV and being served by your own friend who will laugh at you and pass it on to his/her friends

    Somewhere on that vid where he says "I volunteer at a boys and girls club" translates as "I work with kids cos I'm a paedophile."

    another one which he say "I consider myself to be perfect" translates as "I'm a completely deluded twat who look at the mirror every 5 minutes"

  • MUSICIANS DONT MAKE MILLIONS anymore. The music biz has gone down the toilet. You will see less quality videos and records as a result. Bands cant survive off concerts. Record labels now cant afford tour support. Also, street vendors sell unauthorized merchandise. The bands are laughed at and told "sue me". It's a real shame that we the public are "ripping" ie "ripping off" musicians by file sharing. Then we go to their concerts and expect them to be our buddies.

  • People download not to rip their fave artist off, but because its more easily accessible. I mean how many times do you go on itunes and find the artist you want is not listed? Downloading provides an almost infinite amount of choices as compared to your local cd store which contains only the top 10 albums on the billboard charts.

  • Also, I believe the internet has actually helped promote a LOT of modern bands. Without file sharing I bet you half of the people today would still be listening to the backstreet boys or gwen stefani. Besides that I know a LOT of people who actually buy the album once listening to the download. After all, why the hell would ou want to waste 20 dollars on a shitty cd?

  • Ask the Asst. Manager of your local Tower records what he thinks... He just lost his job.. or the Vinyl plant that went out of business a year ago.. I don't care if you download, but stop lying about it's effects. It effects thousands of people who aren't rich. Rich Executives don't take the loss, they lay-off working class people.

  • not the music biz has gone down the toilet but the record labels, and to be onest i don't give a shit about the recordlabels.

    filesharing has acualy helped music biz because more and more artists decide their one fait and don't let the recordlabels decide for them. another positiv thing is that music is now going to shift its focus from CD to live music, which is great.

    and so what musicians dont make millions any more, theyll be as normal as you and me, in which way is that something bad?

  • Waffles

  • I punched a baby once

  • ooo shut up, the musicians make millions of dollars even when people are downloading, so we want them to make even more money. as like $50 million on a record is not enough for them. There are actual real crimes happening in the world. What about marijuana, crack, car theft,gangs, that really effects people, normal people.And on top when i buy something its mine that is why i paid for it to be mine, who the fuck is anyone to tell me what i can and can't do with it.

  • Out of about 20 youtube Piracy Parody videos, this is The Best one I've seen yet! 5 stars

  • jimi hendrix national anthem. amazing.

  • it did make me smirk

  • this is better than the second version, lol it's agaisnt the law just like murder

  • o please. imma keep downloading music illegally...y pay wen i can jus get it 4 free! lol...nd besides, how r u gonna compare murder 2 illegal downloading???... now dont u think thats a little over the top? infact, im downloading a ton of music of of limewire as we speak! lmao

  • This is who you will turn into if you download music without paying! He cant even talk right!

  • "just shoot me in the knee cap" haha