Stephen Lynch - live at the El Ray part 4

[RandomLoverOfYaoi]

Damn! That 'drawers' lasted for, like, 12 seconds!!

[1sarabarrett1]

8 people need to walk toward that goddamned light.

[superwolf6181]

he screamed drawers for 15 seconds

[Dreamercatcher]

that microphone had it coming, sitting there infront of his mouth LOLZ

[c00lstuff1]

girl at 3:11 lol

[Jenult]

lmao WOW @ the grandfather song

Blasphemy is hilarious, but talking about dead relatives? lmao

[jmzhorne]

this guy has such a good voice

[scorpin969]

i feel REALLY bad 4 the guy who had 2 clean that microphone...

[jmzhorne]

@scorpin969 its probably his own microphone

[kaytz2k9]

a mysterious blow to his wrinkly old head the rebel but still soo funny and so cute (ithink so!!)?? 

[blackheartedness]

I love you to feath...But I gots bills to pay...

[silverdragon147]

Who would agree this is the best lines ever "WHY DONT YOU DIE GRANDPA WHY MUST YOUR FIGHT? YOU OLD MOTHERFUCKER JUST WALK TOWARD THE GODDAMNED LIGHT!" ?

[reeb69doog]

wtf the video stops at 0:30

[Jun123]

" ... I only have one nut."

[HalfDeadFatGuy0]

3:07 was pretty disturbing

[Engeldemuerte]

But i'm not gay.... so get your hand out of my PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD Stephen Lynch is a fuckin riot

[dht23]

his parents were once a nun and priest. lol

[mangoskinnyjeans]

DROP

YOUR

Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(wow 18 seconds :D)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawers!!!!­

[FezzardLiger0]

Epic Face Epic Face Epic Face Jizz in my pants

[seang23t]

hiliarific :)

[stupidkid258]

1:40 id be so creeped out if he was looking at me when he did that

[arjay1382]

this is the second time i've seen someone fellate a microphone...

[TheDarkvigil]

God this guy makes me cry with laughter.

[blood2tearz13]

i'll start working on my grandma tonight!!! lol love stephen <3

[themachine43]

i lost it when he was blowin the mic

[bexislols]

how did he hold that last note 4 sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo long

[PvtCaboose7423]

cause hes good

[MissPinkPenguin]

Pure awesome!

Imo, he looks like David Boreanaz and Jim Carrey.

[Cryptosporidium259]

He's like a mixture of Jim Carrey, Bo Burnham, and Rodney Carrington. It's awesome!

[Blaise19]

OMG Priest! My whole face burned during that song, especially the parts:

"I could dress him up like the pope and then I'd F- Oh dear god the shame!"

And of course the live action part~

O/////O

LMFAO "For God's sake you must be as old as the son, your social security number is 1"

LMAO! "I'd behind you, if you know what I mean!"

[Twiruto2]

There is a little similarity between him and Jim Carry...

[Oniisetaru]

I really don't see the resemblance between him and Jim Carrey! How do you guys? I don't get it....

[Nebirias]

They make similar faces, I think. I can see it, but I can't explain it :p

[Oniisetaru]

Lol...I just refuse to see the similarities maybe.. It would ruin his comedy and...attractiveness for me a little. :P

[albamababe]

@Oniisetaru well, it isn't like when i watch Stephen Lynch I go like "OMG ITS JIM CARREY!!!!" it's more like when he makes his genious faces i can see the similarity :P

[Thepeacfulwolf]

lol the grandfather song is frikin homicidal! yet rly funny! lol

[soralaka1]

haha dude i love the gerbil song and haha thats actualy rly funny

[TheifOfEddis]

you know what else the altar boy will find inside his rectum? a dead gerbil!

[albamababe]

@TheifOfEddis its a rectori, a priest home. not a rectum :P

[RocketZ99]

Wow. 19 seconds. Wish I had lungs like his.

[TheifOfEddis]

@RocketZ99 same. try as I might, I can only last 12 seconds on that note

[MrMayhem3k]

omg 6:50 look JUST LIKE jim carrey! :D

[PrinceD4rkstR]

OMG, you're right! xD Scary..

Always thought he looked alot like Jim Carrey..

[dmendoza231]

HOLY SHIT

[ayxjay]

god he has such a dark dark dark sense of humor, like it makes me cringe but then it also make me laugh so hard!

[DatWonGuy]

The one testicle thing is a refrence to his song Half a Man.

[potterfan87]

Thanks for clearing that up.

[tallandme13]

why the hell is it so quiet????

[mitchell304]

he kinda reminds me of sean william scott when he makes some of those faces lol

but he looks alot like ryan renolds aswell!

so so funny by the way

[Spectersdonut]

LOLs!!! Funny as Hell

[SquirrelyGirly42]

damn! drop your..draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaawers. hes got some lungs on him.

[MortenHolm]

@SquirrelyGirly42 well, technically, he's got some lungs IN him..

[fml3423]

@SquirrelyGirly42 His face is like blood red XD

[hogndoss66]

@SquirrelyGirly42 that he does. He's hysterical aint he?

[DOWNto34R7H]

priest is one of the reasons y im going pagan...

Granpa's gone...now he's rich :D

Kitten is an amazing song! XD

[phreak]

Y'know, Priest is actually a fuckin' kick-ass song. :) I hella love it. :D

This guy is just a genius.

[Darthtrajian88]

lol i love how if i were gay is Just GAY

[dudeyousuckreally]

thats the whole point, sherlock

[BloodFetishist666]

Simply great.

[XxbellatragediaxX]

Does he really only have one ball??

[phreak]

Probably. Might be his right one, since he has a daughter.

[LuloopProductions]

probably both haha

[funygroupvids]

na he is always like this

[czwrestler]

maybe tipsy

[woodswing2006]

Why are you people talking about religion?! Just enjoy the comedy!

[kunsan12003]

AMEN TO THAT, lol. some people can't just laugh, they have to nit-pick every little thing they see. Can't just enjoy something.

[SmoshRules55]

Hell yeah!

[iRobb94ii]

Genius

[SymbolofJashin]

I never knew this guy can hold a note for that long... he's really good.

[MrsHowl]

aha this guy reminds me of a musical mix of Lee Evans and Jim Carey X)

He's hilarious - and man he can really sing too :)

[randomanimefood]

You guys are just mad you didn't come up with it. No one cares if you think he sucks or not =D Stfu

[scrublovers]

LYRICAL GENUIS!!!!!!!!!

[fatmanzor]

his songs r jokes stupid, u jus epic failed

[adrhow]

he does say some funny things in between songs though...i think theyve been deleted tho

[OfficialCarmenGort]

"WHO'S YOUR FATHER, WHO'S YOUR FATHER!!"

He's such a fucking genius =]

[bormifbrov]

U r so rite

[wheelrobert]

"you old mother fucker just walk toward the god damn light" THIS GUYS A GENIUS!

[ClassicCard11]

he's a really good singer..im glad hes doing comedy instead of other singing crap tho

[lordlongnose1992]

He says it a lot, but it leaves me wondering: Does Stephen Lynch really have only one nut?

[OfficialCarmenGort]

of course not x]

it's just a joke he keeps falling back in

[PlyLilian]

REEE.... C' [laugh ass hell here] TOOOOORY!

[averagejoe225]

For those who even care, at 2:10 he says: "You be Jesus and I'll be Mary Magnolin!!". Marian Magnolin was the supposed wife of Jesus. She was even preagnant with Jesus's child. She fled from Nazzereth and a group of men came to protect her. Her baby, a girl, was to be protected at all cost. This group of protectors was called The Knight's Templair. Their job was to die for the desendant of Jesus.

Most christians dont even know about this because Jesus was suposed to be holy==never have sex.

[eriksphantomess]

Been reading "The Da Vinci Code", which is a work of fiction? Or Gnostic writings which make those claims, but have no ancient document verification for that?

She was depicted as his close friend in the Gospel of Philip, or a companion, not his wife.

Also, it's Mary Magdalene.

[averagejoe225]

You can still see how such a thing would destory alot of religions, right? The catholic church would have to cover it up.

No, i've never seen or read the Da Vinci Code. I've found this out from: History Channel, High School, and what I can see would be a big cover up. It seems like its true.

Conspiracy, right?

How do U know how its spelled?

I've seen the place that says Jesus kissed her. Not sure where, but he did do it.

He might have even.....Ya know....(deep breathing).......

[PlyLilian]

God, just use the word "fuck"!

If you were paying attention at school or history channel they probably would say Mary Magdalene. In norway we learned about it too, but Mary is Maria. :p

[JoeyPsych]

It sais so in the Koran as well, He rised from his grave, went to India, got married and had loads of children

It cud be Mary was pregnant of his child, that's never been proven, but she was not the 1 he got married to

Either way, there are children of "the Christ" walking on the plains of this planet, and they are not gonna save us from hell, as Jesus was just a normal man, but that's just my opinion.

[Brunettegurl1332]

ya seriously that's from "The Da Vinci Code" which the author came out and said was a WORK OF FICTION. most Christians don't know about it because it's not true, erikphantomess has it completely right

[averagejoe225]

It seems very true, butthole. erikphantomess is just being a pissy christian because "Jesus would NEVER do that". Listen to JoeyPsych. he knows what im talkin about.

[bman32x]

Thats interesting because I've read several books, stories, even played assassin's creed where the templair come up in different lights with their devotion to christ. I hadn't heard of this one. It's important for people to be open minded and come up with their own beliefs. I for one believe in heaven, but not hell, which is my explanation for ghosts who roam the earth because they lost their way to heaven

[yogurtpimp]

i thought of ghost would me more like a certain level of purgatory

although im not sure about it

[zackman10]

lol nvm... adrian

[zackman10]

its cause he said damn after

[chrislss8]

ALTAR BOY! ALTAR BOY! CONFESS YOUR SINS TO ME! Rectory xD

[AdrianCloud5513]

epic win with the 10 measure note hold :D

[zackman10]

yeah there's a longer one on If I Were Gay

[Mrtuxedo220]

he has one nut lol

[AdamWaters154]

i fucking love stephen lynch ive neve laughed so mush in my life ieven fell off my chair cos i was laughing so hard lmfao

[Andy119111]

thats jus confused me youll say FUCKER but u put an * in GOD???????????????

[xena991]

yea some people think that god is worse to say then fucker

[IRHolyNinja]

its a sin to say the lord's name in vain and some people take that very seriously so please dont make fun of that

[Andy119111]

i apologise if it seemed i was making fun or saying the lords name in vain but i was just curious to why it was said. I apologise again to anyone i may have caused offense to

[Xorital]

some people are dumb like that I guess

[CovenantFan]

YOU OLD MOTHER FUCKER!!! JUST WALK TWOARDS THE G*D DAMN LIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao then he goes to the sweet lil voice x3

[MarblesTheMoose]

hahaha I love the gay song :P It makes my life :D

[Doctor811]

dude wtf lol

[chocobob88]

note to self: if i ever become a comedian, make sure to go before stephen lynch or at least bring sanitizer for the microphone. lol.

I don't plan on becoming a comedian, but that thought entered my mind, so i thought i would say it.

[megasin1]

always go before, you just can't follow a performance like that

[j4ck4Iz]

Damn right you can't

I love this motherfucker.

[EternalAnarchy]

true

[furlan92]

haha his brother used that microphone!

[xoxoLilNekoxoxo]

WHO'S UR FARTHER!! xD!!

[sirdeangelitolokita]

lol grandfather... so fucked up... i just lost my grandpa... but this song still makes me laugh hahaha

[departure3]

0-0 i love this guy's song's...they're so sick! XD

[CattleRapeDrive]

I love this guy's music so damn much. I listen to it all the time during school.

[TosseneMike]

Dude... it's "God sakes you must be as old as the SUN your social security number is 1"

[nickedynicknick]

does it really ,atter ;]

[aquaticas]

He just can't get off that microphone!

[BlackRoseDragonGirl]

Who Could Blame Him Its A Sexy Ass Microhone

[anime4eva14]

...you just made my freakin day xD

[RedHeadsAlwaysRock]

Yea Lol I AM Funyn(Im BlackRoseDragonGirl I Just Signed Out One Day and Forgot All My Login Info)

[trazzberry]

thats the funniest thing i've heard in a week except for stephen's stuff

[Bakistic]

It's funny to think that his father was a priest.

[Riders82]

LMFAO!

[NeoMeian]

my grandfather recently became ill...*applause* "fuck you too!" awesome

[englehr]

At the end of the video it looks like he is fainting, is he acually doing that`?

[prlife11]

my favorite part is 6:04-6:38

[cyborgman009]

i had a starlight foundation wish and i wished to meet stephen lynch backstage

[SamuraiX55]

wow he held that note for 20 seconds thats impressive

[tossell1969]

He does say in a YT posting that he has two balls after he has joked with them that he only has one. It's from a Swedish show I think. You'll have to believe me or find the clip. Is funny though. He was brilliant live in June. Love him

[garralover26]

I gotta love grandfather.LOl.

[szarahcrow]

does he really only have one nut? ha that sucks

[cyborgman009]

Yes. Yes he does

[szarahcrow]

that sucks so bad lol if he cal laugh at it then i guess its ok bahaha

[shmexysofia]

no he has both

is just a song for laughs

just like the song

where he sing about being gay

hes not gay it just a song

[szarahcrow]

but he says it alott

he says it in like 3 different videos

[shmexysofia]

its just a song

to make u laugh

and if u dnt get that then dnt watch him any more

[myarseisround]

yeh and he did'nt kill his grandfather either. LOL

[szarahcrow]

well duh im not retarded i know hes kidding about that

geez

[Nowacking]

God, this guy is hilarious!

[mamba1234567890]

he's the best performer ever

[mercer345]

oooooooft controversial Lynchy !

fucking love this guy.

[ApplesauceMan325]

woo hoo awesome

[poohiesuckes]

fucken grandfather DIE

[padraigh101]

he is not high... he is awesome!!

[wtfroman]

come on.. you never thought he was high? not even for a second?

[padraigh101]

well. He still awesome! ^.^

[darksnow07]

guess what, his mum used to be a nun and his dad used to be a priest. yet look what kind of songs he's making. XD its awesome <333 lol.

[Sunnyora123]

i thought nuns weren't aloud to have kids though o.o?

[RayBrain]

lmao gd point but he did say 'used to be', so i guess she got horny >:D

[Sunnyora123]

XDD lolz yeah your right lolz nice way to put it ;P maybe that's the reason she quit so she could... yeah XDD lol

[jojocool18]

Whoa he totaly messed up the communion wine part and improved it totaly bad ass!

[momoiroZoey]

what do you mean?! :D [which part :D ]

[ilotoe1]

i wish kovorkian were here! haha awesome

[motoprincess]

Communion wine spiked with Spanish Fly.

I love that:D

[annielynne4244]

i <3 stephen lynch

[Jamesleyden2]

"you old motherfucker just walk to the goddamn light!!" omfg pml

[rokrkaj]

lol, walk to the light old man

[rokrkaj]

lol, walk to the light old man

[otchie1]

expressive eyebrows. he he.