Teen Chess Grand Master

[Aziz547]

I don't know what my problem is in chess, im a good player, but I don't take my games seriously unless im up against someone really really good or im really really pissed off at the opponent.

[nitotech]

He plays against children, of course he's grandmaster? Am I the only one who sees this? LOL

[Cody2554]

@nitotech He's 17 you fin' moron and he's a GM which if you actually watched the video he explains you have to face 3 GM's in normal matches, either beating or drawing with them....and have an overall 2600 rating in the system they use. Fin' idiot........

[nitotech]

@Cody2554 Obviously you didn't understand the sarcasm.

[Ghuzultyy]

The girl's look at him at 2:52 is great! So is the black dude's.

[flex2125]

@Ghuzultyy i know lol i noticed that he better of hit that shit with his bishop if u know whta i mean.. lol

[mitsubishi777]

@sprintersacre1 absolutely.

[Tiwaking]

Im real happy for you, and Imma let you finish. But Magnus Carlsen is the greatest chess player of all time.

Of all time!

[flex2125]

@Tiwaking lol good one kanye.

[Kinjello]

I could take him. Bongcloud!!!!!!

[ItalianWarrior777]

That's a true genius right there, I love chess

[Kondoriano2]

would be funy that while they were alking about the big honor that is to be a grand master and bla bla bla the little childs make him mate xD

[BlackSN8K]

We play poker to keep our Chess dreams alive... Eventually, we'll become a 9 dan Go player— and a GrandMaster!!!

[flmae46]

People take this board game WAY to seriously. 

[DarthMessias]

@flmae46

Haha, yeah, we probably do.

[NewVahan2011]

Women always ask about money, don't they? LOL

[endrake2]

@NewVahan2011 Money and Penis size is like 99% of the reason why they do and don't go out with a certain guy :P

[KillaNinja0]

2:05 gud lad rob ;)

[Clawedagent]

She seemed WAY too interested in how much money he was making.

[warptenchuck]

like

[bp56789]

She won? That's going to bring down his rating.

[dartplayer170]

@bp56789 but she now has 1 gm norm

[Zakdayak]

The way she's say Grandmaster..."You're a Grandmaster!" YUCK

[Za7a7aZ]

What do you do with the prize-money? Buy some cocaine have a hooker or two and have a life.....just joking...♫♪

[peterpixo]

What a stupid comments, I like them :D

But I also like that advice Bobby gives at the end of the video, it is really something of paramount importance in every sport.

[ThatKittyWhoCamps]

grandmaster cmon bitch bring it

[GalaxyTrigger82]

chess grandmaster aka virgin for life.

[herpderpmonkey]

@GalaxyTrigger82 eh, there's a lot of GM's that are charming and pretty damn handsome (no homo). Some of them are a bit socially underdeveloped though.

[GalaxyTrigger82]

@herpderpmonkey yah i know they spend all their time doing chess jus a little joke.

[DarthMessias]

@GalaxyTrigger82

That's a bit harsh...? Many grandmasters are happily married. Kasparov managed to become the greatest chess player in Chesshistory and have a nice and lovely family.

[ryancottom]

of course, typical girl, knows nothing about chess



[OceanderTethyseus]

okay, well, the 1st rule of the game is that you gotta take off your shirt.

[illusion887]

i wanna lick that chick's pussy

[wrich1162]

@illusion887 Yeh me to. Sounds like a plan batman!

[Maxpow33r]

go get her buddy!

[brsfan66]

This guy is cool especially when he let the chick win...Even a genious gets horny.

[fulmer130]

this chick is hot

[nicoeste8765]

"sleepy guy" that is to true, he is so broing, his voice is all but inspiring, horrific!

[babykevinxoxo]

He lost to Kamsky baddly I would love to teach this woman yes ha ha.

[babykevinxoxo]

He lost to Kamsky baddly I would love to teach this woman yes ha ha

[JamesTR4]

Why is it always age 4?

[dmjdmj]

This man is amazing..... but this year alone... 20,000 USD... and a wow to that?

[Steveross2851]

@IndrasBlade77, your "inflation" assumtion (Fischer's 2785 = 2930 today) implies that Fischer's moves were stronger than anyone's today. But tremendous advances in chess skill at every level since his heyday due to technology and other factors have made the game more accessable and deprived skills of much scarcity value. Although a great player from any era would be quite strong today, Fischer in his prime would be slightly weaker than 2785 now until absorbing current knowlege. .

[98smithg]

@Steveross2851 I think the question you have to ask yourself is if bobby fischer was bron 20 years ago, would he be world champion now? I think he would be, but you are correct in stating the game has changed a lot with the advent of computers you have to remember a vast array of moves and sequences in todays enviroment which bobby never did.

[IndrasBlade77]

He's wrong Kasparov is the greatest ever, the results speak for themselves.

[tecumseh420]

@IndrasBlade77

Your right. Results speak for themselves. Fischers dominance of the candidates cycle and subsequent drubbing of Spassky speak for themselves. RJF was the strongest player ever.

[kinggambitabc]

@IndrasBlade77 wrong Fischer won 21 games in row in 1971 against the very best players in the world, besides he reached at his time a an astonishing rating, 2785, which would be today around 2930 concidering the elo inflation. Bobby was a GOD whereas kasparov was a Genius

[MoPar7055]

I'm a grandmaster in bed

[Izlude77714]

@MoPar7055 yeah when your in bed with another 300 lbs fatass homosexual

[MoPar7055]

@Izlude77714 No, I just know how and when to make all the right moves in bed, just ask your mom.

[Izlude77714]

@MoPar7055 lol @ mom jokes I suppose I shouldnt expect much from an insignificant human such as yourself

even your taste in cars is absolutely terrible

tuned shit only having 300hp? how about stock cars with 500-600hp that dont look/sound like shit? k thx

[MoPar7055]

@Izlude77714 Hey... It was you that took me calling myself a grandmaster as a sign that I must be a fatass, hmm you must have some kind of insecurity, I wonder what it is you're insecure about... As for the car, it put down 376 from 2.4 liters. That's okay though, I wouldn't expect you to be able to read or be able to comprehend the math involved in figuring out how much power that is per liter.

[Izlude77714]

@MoPar7055 insecure? not at all

I am considered to be quite narcissistic

also I would rather have something with 575 hp from a 3.5L personally

sorry

and without too much work someone could tune an s2000 to beat the figures you gave out

it already has 237 hp from a 2.0 totally stock

infact the japanese version had even more hp from their 2.0

not to mention it revs to 9000 rpm which is a damn sight coolre than 6000-7000 rpm

even my hardrive revs higher than that

[MoPar7055]

@Izlude77714 I'm trying to figure out what your point is but I just can't think at that high level of stupid. I guess s2000's have 237 hp or something, great comeback bud. Funny I don't see any cars videos in your profile.

[Izlude77714]

@MoPar7055 "at that high level of stupid" GG grammar

my point was you have bad standards on what you think a cool car is

[babykevinxoxo]

This woman is hott

[jevitigre]

Technically speaking, world champion is not a chess title, therefore Grand Master (GM) is the highest title a pro chess player have, now world chess champion is the highest goal or achievement a pro chess player reaches.

[TyberZann2000000]

i could beat the world champ of chess

[geoff101001]

aint no bobby fischer!

[tjxkid]

@geoff101001 ya

[judsonnewyork]

I never played him, bit i did defeat his dad in a Chess tournament in NYC

[sockington1]

her first question- whats' a grand master - thick cow

[nycbassist76]

i'm sick at checkers...chess gives me a headache...but i am ranked 750 on chessmaster lol

[itsMinuteMaid]

@nycbassist76 Checkers isn't an official game any more 'cause it's been completely solved. It's just a gigantic math problem now.

[exodiaj]

What arrogance, comparing this kid to Bobby fischer. My rating is over 2200, and I'm the #1 rated player on Chessfriends. c o m

Check out my videos, 2100+ rating on yahoo chess.

[druglover200]

@exodiaj my goal is to get 2000-2200 rating you think maybe you can help?

[babykevinxoxo]

@druglover200 what is your current rating?

[druglover200]

@babykevinxoxo Well my chesscube rating is 1506. but I don't know what my real official rating is. im proud though i recently raised my rating by 300 points.

[Checkitj]

@exodiaj ... IRONY : " What arrogance" , talk about blowing your own trumpet.

[Jonny19191]

My rating is 1213 and I'm 13 =D

[moviecritic6]

@Jonny19191 Nice!

[greatguy200]

I wish I was a grandmaster in chess, unfortunately, I'm not even a canadian master.

[xxxIronLeexxx]

I'd like to teach her, but not chess.

[artty132]

my highest rating was only barely over 1000 =/

[d3v3ouzm1ndz]

LMFAOOO @ sleepyeyeguy

[GreatBonFire]

Have he higher rankings than Magnus Carlsen? I was sure he'd be the highest ranked teenager!?

[EpiphoneArchtopLover]

@GreatBonFire carlsen isn't a teenager

[sleepyeyeguy]

2:51... that look she gives him.... lucky lucky guy... but that big black dude next to her is giving him the same look I think :-/

[xMasterJuiceX]

@sleepyeyeguy funniest comment i have seen on all of youtube.

[domo400]

@sleepyeyeguy pfttt haha

[SickAudi]

@sleepyeyeguy lmfaoooo

[DarthMessias]

@sleepyeyeguy

LOL! LOL!

[mattfca]

she is stupidly hot

[Ronbo710]

Wish he would have done better in the US Championship 2010.

[joestl314]

I had the pleasure of playing this guy in a tournament. it sucked lol. He's a GREAT guy though.

[speedproductions797]

That's incredible!!!

[pl0x3rzj00]

I'm sorry, this kid is good but you can't even compare him to Bobby Fischer, like he said.

[davepangburn]

So, Nakamura, Robson, and Hess represent a bright future for American Chess. Their best Chess is yet to come.

We haven't had this strong a crop of home-grown talent since the 1950's with Bobby Fischer, Robert Byrne, and Larry Evans. Since then we have been lagging, unfortunately.

We have had plenty of strong GM's reside here in recent years & win the U.S. Championship. But most of those were emigres from the former Soviet Bloc, like Gata Kamsky. But that's not the same thing to me.

[davepangburn]

15-year old Ray Robson is American who just either become an International Grandmaster, or is the process of having his title confirmed (Grandmaster-Elect). Either way, he's clinched it. He just did it in October, a couple weeks before his 15th Birthday. Incredible! Here in 2009 he finished 2nd at the prestigious Artic Chess Challenge in Norway. As a comparison, a few years ago, Magnus Carlsen (currently ranked #1 in the world)played in this tourney before he moved onto bigger things.

[davepangburn]

Like Hess, we have 2 other great home-grown Chess talents in the United States. 21-year old Hikaru Nakamura, our current U.S. Champion, and 15-year old Ray Robson.

Nakamura (born in Japan, raised here in the U.S. since the age of 2), is already one of the world's elite players. His current rating is well-over 2700 and still climbing! In a few years, Nakamura might, MIGHT, have a chance of competing as a Candidate for the World Championship (Candidates are usually the Top 10 best players).

[davepangburn]

Robert Hess is indeed one our best home-grown Chess prospects here in the United States currently. His skill level at his young age means he has a chance perhaps of someday becoming competitive with the world's elite. But Robert will tell you that would take a lot of time and work to get to that level.

The elite level in International play is with players who are labeled as "Super" Grandmasters. "Super" Grandmaster is an unofficial label, meaning a Grandmaster whose reached a 2700 rating.

[georgegrasser]

Jessica: How come you never learned to play chess before now?

Well anyway, keep playing at least two games a day, join a chess club and the United States Chess Federation, play in weekend tournaments, do a bit of book study, and you will begin to play well with a rating of near 1500 within two years.

So many women and girls let their mind go to waste. We have to find a way to put an end to it.

[ArtShower]

George: How come you never had a date before now?

Well, anyway, keep talking to at least two human females a day, join a co-ed fitness club and the United States Reformed Misogynist Federation, play in places where women hang out, do a ~whole lot~ of book study, and you will begin to be accepted by said females, with fewer than 1500 rotten tomatoes thrown at you within two years.

Poor George has let his mind go to waste. We women have to put an end to it.

[XKfeildX]

I'd love to play chess. It seems like so much fun.