Don't Want No Short Dick Man

[vOddy75]

LoL, why would he upload this to Youtube? Like, lol, what's the point?

[CameronDubzWTF]

So wait, is that a guy?

[megaead69]

i heard this girl is a cum gargaling slut that loves her ass licked...

[diamondcalves]

After seeing this any one would end up a short dick man. HOW DID THIS CRAP GET HERE???

[minusthesun]

k, i seriously hope you know that i'm megan and that i meant that in jest.

[minusthesun]

ADAM WAIT I DON'T GET IT!! ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?!?!?!!!?!

duuuuuhhhh

[Balls069]

2 shemals xD?

[fallenangelfick]

is this a girl ?

[Dexian112233]

Hard to tell is this a girl or a guy?

[xIShadowWarrior]

so its a gum commercial?

[duganfry]

I've never seen so many ugly flat-chested women in my life singing this song as though they are the cats meow. The last poster has me guessing -- Was that a guy in drag or a girl in this video? Either way - ugly

[GeorgeGoGo]

A Drag Queen and Lesbian combo. Nice!

[sobba]

lul

[spaco111]

lol yeah!

[0megear]

Don't worry, you will probably never see any dick.

[coracaffrey2000]

eh ok :S

[iweberdudei]

the crusifix on the wall....classic. you cant make that stuff up!

[Lukriss]

Hi girls my name is luc ... :) i relly love your video the Gillette ( short dick man ) your video is cute and look fun .... i love it. If never you do another video ... i say good lock and continue.

bye

[Lukriss]

Hi grils  my name is luc ... :) i relly love video the Gillette ( short dick mam ) your video is verry cute... i love it. if never you do another video i you say good lock and continue....

bye...

[GustavMyLove]

In the beginning I thaught it was a guy.. whoops!

[RoNsZn]

dont want a small tits babe

[jekoster]

don't want no thirteen years old girls :)

[varkjie]

I thought it was cute! Good job!

[bjacko688]

don't want some small tit chick

[cachoea]

machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!machito ponce!!!

[ElPeruanoUFO]

El es peruano no?

en todo caso yo prefiero a Marilyn Manson por su labor humanitaria que hace con los atormentados adolescentes norteamericanos.

[tehven0m]

wdf!!!

[FinalFantasyRawr]

I thought this video was fabulous! =]

Made me chuckle

People take something so simple as 2 people making a video too personally.

I dont even know why people have a problem with it

Its great! :D

[xbradx11]

eww, fag is gay!

[fred234k]

dykes

[ouwierd404]

lol, I -WONDER- what all the youtube comments are so pissed about...

Think you struck a nerve.

[givesgoodface]

just for the record, ADAM is hung like a fucking MULE.

fo'ril.

Everyone's pretty curious, aren't they?

[KrazyNduranged]

LMAO closest thing to a dick they seen was prly their fucking dog!!!!!!!

[noflowersthistime]

Prly.

[Reierrockt1]

Right! 100% u never seen a dick =)

Ugly bitches

[kotetib]

Supongo que el de melena es hombre.

La canción es un clásico!

[billy210uk]

what the fuck are you guys on about, I though the girl was quite cute. You're obviously tossing off too much to vids on youporn to know what a real woman looks like

[ijal55]

id bet uve nvr seen a dick b4 girls

[Dharion1]

if you look like that you prolly didn't seen a dick before in you're life. damn ur fkcing ugly

[capitansudamerica]

No es ella, es el. A menos que tenga una hermana gemela :o

[DoYouHard]

what you girls need is a guy who is as well endowed as I am...

[BrutallyBree]

haha

[teenageZombieslut13]

Bahahaha... please, shut up before you embarrass yourself.

[L0RDR4Z13L]

Jajaja lo que es la juventud yankee.

Diganle a la chica que se parece a Bon Jovi que existe el maquillaje ;)

[mourge09]

is it two guys and a girl or

two girls and a girl?

hahaha

but anyways,all the people in the vid scared the shit outta me :S

[HazeNJuice]

ugly ass bitch holy shit i got scared when her face popped up.

[dannifilth112]

omg people dont be so nasty! so what if she is ugly or not

[Kiirbz2468]

what the fuk?

[dengar2o9]

thats what my ex look like i only dated her cus i felt srry but i dump her

[purpendicular69]

With a face like this she should be grateful to get ANY dick!!

[bjacko688]

dont want some small tit girl

[xomangomagzxo]

u uglay

[imvugirl34]

lol df!

[moneyforgold]

are you a guy or girl

[DieselsDen]

Stupid. And the "girl" in the video is ugly.

[zeepm]

encore une zoophile

[KingHallin]

i dont think thath you can handle a big cock

[rikki103]

Dis video sucks

[SelinaArohaWaitere]

uz all dont need to be wankerz!!! to pussy to ever say any thing to anyonez face so uz haf to write it to sum1 behind a screen!! fuken pussyz!

[mrbigp123]

that was wierd...u like have a penis....are u a guy? do u have a penis

[bloodisit]

ugliest fucking piece of shit i have ever seen

[kleincent]

at least the could have shown a short DICK man

[possiblyso]

Shes just mad she doesn't have the cock. Confused chick if I've ever seen one...

[koolbabe1]

I LOVE THIS SONG:)

[branditourand]

r u guy or a girl???

[inez292008]

Good question. I thought it was a guy and the more I watch I still think it is.

[larochee32]

hahaha man this song brings back memories

[Hardvanachter]

you're ugly

[noflowersthistime]

Funny, you haven't any videos of yourself.

[Hardvanachter]

you should be glad with a short dick! It's hilarious and fucking crazy that you're presenting yourself like this..... verry sad and pathetic!

[noflowersthistime]

Satirical comedy. Learn it.

[101dark]

ew, scary

[ygotuzzo]

YOU ARE FUCKING SICK LOL

[bwhite3024]

this is hilarious

[alnpb]

You ladies you would have to wonder about guys who don't think that song is funny..lol

[alnpb]

That's one funny song

[tomthepope]

Are u cris crocker

[VanillaShordi27]

Lol that was great

[brazilianaffair]

amazing...you both seem to have a great sense of humor, somethin that seem to be missing in some people liver round here...5 stars girls ;)

[b00mface]

how is that funny?

[crizpy9119]

WTF

I HATE YOU

[noflowersthistime]

Good. Now I own a part of you.

<3

[katiemhull]

that is a guy....isnt it?

[noflowersthistime]

You need only read the description or the comments.

[katiemhull]

that makes no sence =]

[noflowersthistime]

Actually it does. You just have to understand grammatical structure. The description of the video has the name Adam and the comments are nearly all about what you just asked.

[katiemhull]

well it could be a company...dua! && i dont give a f*** what other people say about a video..what ev. this is f*****g gay....good bye =]

[noflowersthistime]

You seem intelligent. Maybe you can help me come up with a better video. Or else make your own and stop bitching (UH OH! I said the REAL word!).

[katiemhull]

um actualy i have made a video & it is on my myspace, your a douche-bag && why would i want to help you? && im a christian and i dont swear your probibily athiest or something...omg goodbye

[noflowersthistime]

The helping part was sarcasm. My point is that you can do no better. You actually did swear. You just lied about it with little stars. You're still saying the words and that's what counts. You cannot use your religion as a weapon. That's why people don't like Christians.

[devilorgod]

To prove my point I found comment from Beer035 which reads "You laughing about small penisses?

Ill let you feel mine if you want a big one, Youre gonna cry baby..." Just make it clear so straight guys don't get it mixed up that your homosexual and acting as a girl, and this is not a heterosexual video because it potrays a male cross dressing as a female, talking about not wanting small dicks...

[noflowersthistime]

There is no cross dressing in this video; those are boy's clothes. The part in the beginning is meant to be funny. I don't care whether or not you're adept enough to determine my gender and see no reason to ease your insecurity in accidentally having been attracted to a boy. It's comedy. They don't warn you before MAD TV when a man is dressed as a woman to be funny. That you are even continuing to whine tells me a lot about the substance of your life. Find something important to complain about.

[devilorgod]

I did think it was a female at first, but had no attraction to it. I am stating for people that may be into boy/girls that look like yourself. Just do not confuse the viewers, many are young under age of 16 and do not understand why you would be dressed as a girl as a male. They don't want to think it's a girl and find out later in the video. At least use a more feminine name in description if you are portraying female, Like Eve cause that ain't no ADAM.

[noflowersthistime]

I was 16 when I made the video.

Again, I wasn't dressed as a girl. I wore boys' clothing. I was putting on lip gloss to look even ditzier before singing a dumb song on a music video that was meant to be funny.

As far as kids seeing this, you've left far more inappropriate content in my comments than is contained in this video. I don't require profanity because I can speak articulately. I only use it for humor in this video, not to attempt to upset and ridicule people.

Honestly, lighten up.

[noflowersthistime]

I just looked at your favorites...

How to roll a joint...

Would you say that's better for kids to see?

And let's be honest, you'd have hated me more for wearing women's clothes and calling myself "Eve".

[gthlvrmx]

umm...you might wanna stick ur head out of those old times. i dunno where you come from, but where we are, EVERYONE knows and understands these things. children from elementary know it.

[devilorgod]

I never been here to see what's up in a while but I agree with Paspas, You SHOULD state your gender in the description and that you are a male because you do look female, as well as putting on lipstick or lipgloss at the beginning and puffin your skin, flippin your hair. Clearly homosexual, and no straight guy would be doing it like your doing it in the vid. Just clear it up in description "Person is male do not mistake for female even though acting as a female. So SIMPLE.

[Valentizzle]

bad sync...

[noflowersthistime]

It was good on the Mac, bad on YouTube.

[BigPalmer]

lucky to get a man lookin like dat

[juliansito1991]

omg i dont even know......i....furgetit

[BrandeeSamuel]

yOU PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!! The Too much BLUSH FREACK SHOW,,SUCKED THE REST WAS COOL!!!!

[noflowersthistime]

Calm.

[pinkey1400]

lol this is fucking funny but hey no arguments

[fckinteddy]

aha.. nice :]

[meagan123lovin1]

lol this is funny!!

[cupcaketwinkie15]

omg people take 2 things 2 seriously its just a video!! but ne wayz who sings diz song,,iz so funny

[NintendosAdvocate]

This is a GUY in this video? If it is then they sure had me fooled!

[noflowersthistime]

Stop advocating Nintendo and read the other comments first.

;-)

[charlie123T]

is this u guys actin??

[cecipoogoesmoo]

Yes.

[XxxemoloverxxX1]

lol

[Beer035]

You laughing about small penisses?

Ill let you feel mine if you want a big one, Youre gonna cry baby...

[philbio66]

Hey Ladies,

If size doesn't matter then what's so funny about a guy with a little penis?

[givesgoodface]

people should read a bit of comment history if only to realize how completely behind they are with their "observations".

LOL I said BEHIND! was that a gay joke?

[noflowersthistime]

I'm pretty sure videos are arranged by views, comments, and favorites in the search order.

So basically, all of the people who have left me dozens of hate comments have boosted my viewership.

[ckianm]

lol

[wanthonyK]

girls as ugly as those 2 would only get short dicks. They would be lucky if they get any...lool

[diediediemydarlin123]

ROFL BALLOON AND TWEEZERS LOL

[wheels42006]

this video is gay no point

[xSPENCEive]

I like the girl with the long straight hair

I think her name was ADAM

CUTIE!

but i bet shes jus be mad cuz her boi be small

[noflowersthistime]

Fo'ril

[puppy9love1]

lmao don't want no short dick man LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO

[BlanneyMartin]

Haha, nevermind. I didn't see the rest of the video. STILL, you get kudos.

[BlanneyMartin]

that was completely sad, stop trying to impersonate gillette. its pathetic but kudos for trying!

[JacobTheRedWolf]

The only kind of woman that sings this song is probably a slut who the only thing that can pleasure her is a watermelon. You go ahead and be happy with your cavernous vagina that when penetrated, it is like throwing a hot dog in a warehouse.

It probably looks like a monster out of a B movie.

At least...that's the impression I get.

[noflowersthistime]

How does someone who seems relatively intelligent not get that this is entirely a joke?

[JacobTheRedWolf]

The song was a joke? Or was your performance a joke?

I'm talking about the singer of the song, not you.

I was plagued with this song back in my youth because the girls I was baby sat with listened to this damn song hundreds of times a day like a possessed broken record from hell. Not to mention they constantly listened to Paula Abdul as well.

[JacobTheRedWolf]

"possessed broken record from HELL. Not to mention they constantly listened to Paula Abdul as WELL."

And I'm a poet that didn't know it.

[noflowersthistime]

My best friend in fifth grade had a sister who always listened to this song. I always thought it was funny though. I don't think the writers were serious.

[ihaveasupra]

HAHA

[vicshrivel]

and whatz the problem! if one has a dick, it makes the video only cooler!!!

[vicshrivel]

well done girls!!!g)

[devilorgod]

Just to inform you one has a dick.

[noflowersthistime]

(This one's quite fixated on my penis and cannot seem to stir up enough pseudo-controversy. Perhaps he was weened from the nipple a bit soon.)

[philbio66]

I have a little dick. Why do women it so funny especially since they always say size doesn't matter?

[lsp1984]

ive had a short dick man on viagra lol

not good!!!!!!

[paspas7777]

Since not stated in the description, I'd like to make an important notice to all hetero viewers:

WARNING! : Girls you see on this clip are MALE. Avoid if you are offended by FAKE GENDER.

I hate people who are not clear about their gender and fool people.

[noflowersthistime]

Okay:

1) The one with the scary makeup is a girl.

2) I was not trying to look like a girl in the video and if I were it would have been a hell of a lot more convincing to wear MAKEUP. I just happen to have long hair. If you're too stupid to tell the difference, then don't watch because GOD KNOWS you might get an erection and that would be the end of the world.

[paspas7777]

If you don't respect the heteros, you have no right to expect us to respect homos/trans.

It's weird to ask someone "what is your gender?" Just BE CLEAR ABOUT YOUR GENDER and there will be no problem. It's that simple...And lying is not an option. You obviously TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A GIRL.

[noflowersthistime]

I don't recall disrespecting heterosexuals. I like them quite well. I made a video with one.

I've also never asked you to respect me, because frankly, asking you to do so would be regarding you as an equal with a viable opinion.

I didn't invite you to watch this video or to solicit my gender. If I were trying to look like a girl, I would have worn makeup. I have done it before for costume parties. I know how it works.

Find something to do.

[noflowersthistime]

Also, getting mad at a complete stranger for having long hair makes you look a bit petty.

In the next video I make, I'll put on an orange vest and run into the woods to kill something in order to prove my masculinity to "paspas7777".

[paspas7777]

You are in a Chewbacca defence...

I just want you to state your gender in the description like putting keywords "gay" "homo" "trans"...

Heterosexual people care about if a human is male or not. If you don't care about that, you disrespect them. What part of that you don't understand?

[noflowersthistime]

So you're saying it's rude of me to exist without warning you first? Should I wear a sign so the 'pure' people can run away in time? My gender or sexual orientation has nothing to do with this video, so it does not belong in the description. Your idea is the modern equivalent of Jews wearing felt stars on their clothes during the holocaust. I'm not going to make it more convenient for you to be a bigot.

[noflowersthistime]

This video is meant to be COMEDY. It has nothing to do with my attractions.

[darkntion]

yeah dood... I don't get your argument at all

[anoukens]

Im a heterosexual, i dont care if a human is male or not. And if u've made a video, i doubt that u have keywords like "Hetero" "Big bad male" "Mr. Big dick".

So why does he have to use those keywords in his vid.

Btw, love the song, loved the video.

Very funny.

[noflowersthistime]

Thank you. :-]

[qaunaq4]

she put on makeup like a little kid.

[noflowersthistime]

That's right.

The juxtaposition of childish characteristics in an adult situation creates comedy.

If only the others could see this.

[devilorgod]

LOL you are funny.. but your fag funny, and not very intelligent yourself either. Your videos are rather stupid.

[noflowersthistime]

You have no means of measuring my intelligence. Anyone who actually knows me would laugh if they read that. I don't make movies about my intellectual interests. Music videos of stupid songs can be fun to make if you have fun friends; you might know someday. It is worth noting, however, that you still had to use the word fag. You almost made it through a sentence though!

P.S. I find your train video captivating. I'm glad I watched it now.

[devilorgod]

I am here to have a conversational debate with a gay, because they don't like to be called a FAGGOT, but SAMA you are a FAGGOT named after Osama. The gay in the video the first time I watched it I thought was a GIRL, so I was like okay whatever just an ugly looking girl, but in deeper examination I realized it was a guy so I asked him what turned him all gay? and he cant man up and just say his dad raped him in the asshole. GOODBYE

[noflowersthistime]

"Conversational debate"? Nothing you've said is remotely intellectual. It's clear to me that you've probably had minimal education in anything, actually. Call me worthless on YouTube, but I know where my life is going. I am not interested in criticism from someone with half of my intelligence and ability, who cannot convey a point without insulting strangers and relying on childish language. Your social decorum is revolting and you've made it beyond clear that you are degenerate trash. Good job.

[MrsHyugaSama]

. . . xD That, in my opinion, was wicked funny. ^_____^ Though I honestly wonder as to why someone would keep coming back to state an opinion I'm sure no one really cares about. *shrugs* Something called a 'life' seems to be getting harder and harder to come by these days.

[devilorgod]

what turned you all gay?

[noflowersthistime]

Those who would recommend the suppression of natural inclinations thereby endorse a philosophy of guilt-induced degradation of the self. This guilt is the perception of abnormality; this is commonly man's greatest fear because it means he will have to do his own thinking. Considering his intellectual equipment, he often finds happiness in the safety of the paved road. These are sheep. I am not. If that upsets you, I should think that your disposition is one of jealousy.

[devilorgod]

ya but how you turn all gay?

[noflowersthistime]

I'm glad you agree. 'I turn all gay' because you're so attractive, I'm sure.

[devilorgod]

Yes we know you swallow cum, do not have to share it with the world on youtube!

[noflowersthistime]

Weak. Impotent. Unsophisticated.

Profanity is the linguistic tool of the inarticulate. ;-)

[devilorgod]

Yes Rbit we know he sucks dicks.

[noflowersthistime]

It's funny that gays are supposedly the immoral class of people, but straight men are the ones who cannot see anything past sex.

Did your mommy and daddy have you because your mommy just wanted to "suck dick"? You have a very immature perception of life.

[devilorgod]

he looks like a girl but he's a faggot we all know that already!

[noflowersthistime]

I thought you were done with your little spree.

[RBit]

What makes me offended? That you are so fuckin gay and don't admit it.

[noflowersthistime]

1) You didn't ask if I'm gay. You just acted like Jerry Springer trash and decided to prove your manhood by calling me names through your computer screen. Quite effective, really.

2) The fact that you're saying these things to a complete stranger makes you barbaric, rude, and completely pathetic. The things you're saying also make you appear very sexually frustrated. The fact that this particular video pisses you off so much should have remained a secret.

[devilorgod]

just joking

[devilorgod]

you are a fucking homo, go suck dick you are so worthless, what a fuckin fag.

[noflowersthistime]

Is that really all you have to say?

[RBit]

3 words..............fuck u faggot.

I bet you enjoy those short dicks.

[noflowersthistime]

What makes you so offended by this video?

I wonder, truly.

[devilorgod]

Okay I always thought you were a girl that looked like a guy, now I think your just a guy that likes to act like a girl cause your a faggot, also your friend is a gay fuck for sure, I bet you fuck each other in the ass you guys disgust me.

[noflowersthistime]

I keep seeing these comments and thinking "God -- this person is so deeply angry and emotionally undeveloped -- must have had a really terrible childhood. I feel sorry for them, really."

And then I realize it's the same obsessive person, OVER and OVER again, solidifying my observations.