How To Not Look Like a Tourist

[girlishgamer1]

They forgot to mention, don't take pictures of everything and don't look around all the time, it's the easiest way to get spotted.

[MyFootballGame]

France is #1 in Imigration

[MewMewPumpkinPie]

i'm no racist or anything...

but the tracksuit thing is SO true :D

majority of the american tourists here wears tracksuits and flip-flops~

[TheAlexis2808]

when i started to see the video a tourist publicity came up haha

[thethreeamazingmen]

haha american tourists stick out like sore thumbs no matter what they do :P

[TheKarate10]

Step 1: Don't carry a map bitch!!!!!!!

[SuperCPU000]

who ranks second?



[HumanDynamite777]

@SuperCPU000 Probably Spain

[TheWafflepvvn]

@HumanDynamite777 oh because of their greasy hair right?

[WHITEGUYSLIVE]

NAPOLEON!!!

[krazynoodle34]

Step 1: Don't take a picture of every freaking thing.

Step 2: Don't ask look at everything like it's solid gold.

Step 3: Don't where a flower shirt

[AdminiumWarrior]

Actualy, it's the famous 'socks and sandles' look that makes Brits the worst dressed tourists.

Also, why would anyone prefere France to America?

[MuminF4n]

@AdminiumWarrior The Eiffel tower, the Louvre (fyi that's where Mona LIsa is), the Notre Dame cathedral, the wines, the cheese and the food culture in general, it's the country where Estée Lauder, Christian Dior and Chanel are from, just to mention a few. And then of course there's the 'Arc de Triomphe'. I'm not from France, I haven't even been there but I'm not as ignorant as you americans.

[MuminF4n]

@AdminiumWarrior But America has great sights too: the Statue of Liberty, McDonald's, Burger King, Taco Bell, the White House and it's the home of the obese. Oh, and you've got Starbucks too. I love Starbucks: "Armed customers welcome". And I'm not even being sarcastic now.

[Kekkon3n]

@AdminiumWarrior I don't think many europeans do prefer france, at least I don't but I belive that americans seem to prefer france as a destination at least judged by every single US tv show or movie where some one always has a dream to travel, it's always Paris or France in general. I would prefer the US or Spain or Germany even.

[ThaiMedicalVaction]

tried but it didnt work

[MrMortgagemaster]

@pikaabooful

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[tinycrown8]

what is your not american?

[animes4ever]

and here I was looking to how not to look like a terrorist

[Angeljesselover]

ofcourse, we all want to look like a tourist

[hiimkian]

Oh i have to deal with this on St Maarten (Carribean) People put on hats that look retarded and put on Sunscreen that make them very white

[onlymeee321]

I would just like to say: no one in china will offer u birds nest soup.... ITS' EXPENSIVE AS HELL

[Mindraker1]

LOL leave the "America, fuck yeah!" T-shirt at home.

[AliYuseph]

In most countries.

Don't be white.

[IamInsperational]

@AliYuseph LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[xRawrMeansILoveYou0x]

step one: take off those glasses u look stupid

[MrMortgagemaster]

@xRawrMeansILoveYou0x

Any suggestions on how I see??? Cant have Lazik, cant wear contacts and cant read or basically see clearly..

:-D

[xRawrMeansILoveYou0x]

@MrMortgagemaster i meant those glasses like right in the begining

[amarkov777]

dmitrov.ru - присоединяйся прям сейчас!!!

[fieldhockeylover97]

Step 1: Don't drive slow.

[Andi1up]

step 1 be fat. scientist discovered that all tourist are not fat

[TheAsiaDirectory]

going out or partying but are quiet in private... but as always, those are only general observations..

[banana5547]

if you to mexico watch out for the ZETAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lovablerocker]

My grandpa looks like a tourist wherever he goes....

[Namnam54]

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[NatInTheHatx3]

@Namnam54 No.

[TheSimsAreAmazing]

they are running out of ideas...

[Irishgirl8222]

@TheSimsAreAmazing well after 7,815 videos wouldnt u

[TheCrowNamedJackal]

only reason i watch these videos is because of you commenters :D

[rockveopera]

@TheCrowNamedJackal holy teddy bear i thought about it 1 minute ago

[kindAhumaNbeinG]

haha! yeah, loud american tourists are fun to watch but are certainly not the kind you'd invite do dinner ^^

[kkk345ify]

@kindAhumaNbeinG WELL SHOOT I'D LOVE SOME OF YOUR HOME COOKIN BECAUSE DOWN ON MY FAMRM WE AET SQUIREL AND POSSEM. O AND YOU GOTA LOVE THE ROAD KILL DAD GUM.

[kindAhumaNbeinG]

@kkk345ify ^^ i'd try the possum but the squirrel sounds a bit chewy ;-)

nah, there are a lot of very nice and lovely american tourists too and i'd let them sleep on my couch... but it is true that some of you really are considered "loud" in comparison because the culture in my home is very quiet...

[kindAhumaNbeinG]

...i guess it has something to do with geological and demographic circumstances...

[kkk345ify]

@kindAhumaNbeinG lol if you go to holland gosh there loud

[kindAhumaNbeinG]

@kkk345ify ^^ they are when they're going out, but the ones i met were surprisingly quiet in private... funny thing is, that the further south you go in europe, the "louder" the people get and the further north you go, the higher are the chances that they might be loud when going out or partying but are quiet in private... but as always, those are only general observations i personally made and can't be true for every individuum... selfexplainatory actually...

[kindAhumaNbeinG]

...but what actually really might be true is that, the size of a country has it's effects on the "loudness" of people. the more space you've got for yourself, the more space you grant for yourself and the "louder" or "space filling" you behave. and the less space you've got and the more people actually live in it, the more you're forced to be "quiet" and discreet, so you yourself don't cross any lines you would not want others to cross...

[MrMortgagemaster]

@kindAhumaNbeinG

SOUND ADVISE...but I did not upload the Videos and did not know....how would you like to be playing with that one????

[nintwiggy6491]

Ok ok ok what about the tourists that go to another state already IN the USA?

Like New York or LA?

They forgot NOT TAKING PICTURES OF EVERY LITTLE THING YOU SEe

[JammCrackerzx3]

A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me

[youbsoftbro]

@JammCrackerzx3 "sorry dont want this to happen to me" *facepalm* THOSE MESSAGES/COMMENTS ARE FAKE AND ONLY MORONS ACTUALLY THINK THERE REAL

[EverlastingCC]

If France is first and the US is third... Who's the second?

[wftristan]

classic

[joelmxl09]

listened mexicans? you can cross the border this way :)

[aglover360]

I LOVE THIS GUY!

[TheMitsu9999]

Actually beign a tourist is a good thing, I went as a tourist for over 20 times in hotels or etc in the city I live in to get free stuff.

[sundrop40]

how did he get punched in the eye wiithout breaking his glasses

[verynicegirl176]

retarded tourist lol

[beuatywatcher]

Tacky American . . . .

[jaylove1776]

step one dont leave the country

[cheetaz49]

LMFAOOO 1:45

[gnr2k11forever]

step 1: don't be Chinese

[fordpot]

hells ya top 3 pepoles

[YoCzechYourself]

Step 1: Dont look like a loser...

[swindle3561]

Its hard to do that with a mom that wants to take pictures of anything.....

[bgtaylorfan4ever]

@swindle3561 lol.. OHH LOOK A FOREIGN ROCK!!!!! POSE FOR A PICTURE (insert name here)

[sceneandemo4ever]

@bgtaylorfan4ever lol the end of our names are both 4ever's

[Jess0914]

@swindle3561 Same thing for me. Except it's my dad.

[PromisesLies]

This guy is so wrong in so many ways.

[TheAwesomeBunny1]

I was in my home town and I was mistaken for a tourist. >:\

[Dragonsoft22]

you will need to: "good clothes of where you are going".

[Joolieflakes]

HEY MABEL: WHAT COUNTRY ARE WE FUCKING IN?

[Life4Blackberry]

LOL 0:32 HES Goin To Italy LOL =)

[CaileeMarie3]

rapist glasses..

[B1KMusic]

@CaileeMarie3 don't forget the pedo beard XD

[Starwarsdawg]

well it's a little to late now.....

[spongekitkat0422]

...those glasses make him look like a pedo. i'm only saying this cuz i get reminded of that video by jonlajoie

[SHINeeLoverTaemin]

@Legofan1209 No not really depending on if your playing around or not. And what is a mother grandma grandpa cousin?

[chainedblood2112]

that a nice ass glasses

[SHINeeLoverTaemin]

The Thailand thing is wrong im thai and its fine... O.o fail.

[legofreak1109]

sop what's the second most popular tourist country, eh?

[coolpants96]

Just don't leave

[zeldalink322]

what is wrong with turists???



[saehian]

== Wear normal clothes is enough....

[Critique808]

Hide your cameras. 

[davvvideos]

gay...

[soraknight89]

You dont need to carry maps or phrase books when you can have google on your smartphone.

[epicpup]

at  1:36 to 1:47 i laughed my head off XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[bltsdsubbie]

Most tourists in the Netherlands are Japanese. No hate against them whatsoever, but the Rijksmuseum looks like an invasion...I don't even wanna know about the Louvre.

[arkopal9]

bad idea

[xzenecaryan]

just get naked!

[TheOneAndOnlyGamer1]

I seriously LMAO at 1:45 !!! Too Epic!!

[WuHa105]

Since I tend to walk around with a camera I probably look like a tourist even in my own city/ state xD

[ass23ful]

I think that he will look like a tourist even in his own country

[spacexplorer100]

i did this when visiting Hong Kong... and guess what... they talked to me in CANTONESE!!... They're making me talk Tagalog with them...

[amigozz4l]

This won't work if you're in the Northern Countries, tourist always dress like they're going hiking ...

[XOTabbyLoverOX]

is it me or is this guy racist to americans? ._.

[killer8479394]

Why does this guy say American? Pro-terrorists?

[marsaweyaa]

he get hit in the eye..That explains the blackeye but..his glasses aren't broken T_T

[mondeost2202008]

How to not look like a tourist?

Simple, Wear an "I'm not a tourist" T shirt

OR

Wear, Camo, a beard, Something off thrift store, and a vest with some C4 attached

Don't forget the AK-47

[spaecialxara]

lmao @toilet pantomime

[ass23ful]

i dont need this cause im normally related to or know most people in places i go to, example madeira my mothers from there,my uncles from there my aunt's from there,and i was christaned there and lived there for about 3 years. the point of this coment: no point at all :3

[lasoogneypubes]

The Khaki shorts are a HUGE red tourist flag lol

[letsgolefties]

What's in second??

[123pixieboo]

HEY MABOL ARE WE USING PASTO OR LYRO TODAY

[ethanwdp]

How to not look like a tourist: Get a gun and act all gangsta

[ChubbyKola]

i had a blue jays hat and i wnet to montreal. i got spit at and now ablls threw at me holy shit .

[FlipGirl1231]

aww i clicked this cuz i thought it said "how to not look like a terrorist" jk

[coktale]

@FlipGirl1231 Someone already said that

[FlipGirl1231]

@coktale okay sorry

[metalcrisis09]

THIS HELPED ME ALLOT I'm going on holiday, and if i look like a tourist i am in deep danger of... PICK POCKETS but, if i look like a normal person and blend in pick pockets will fail

[jaxonlong]

Step 1: punch any one who stares at u for mor than 30 seconds

[AlongTheHorizonLine]

@urkingod its spelled gaijin or 外人 lmao

Ps I'm guessing you like invader zim from your username?

[sickpuppy4o20o1]

I'm gonna punch that fat jew in the face for being such a terrible, cheesy actor

[Vindaver2469]

france also has the highest concentration of sex, sex, sex, nude beach, sex, women, awesomness, and less rules. I wonder y that could be true...

[holyanis2]

thought it was how to look like a terriost

[123pixieboo]

1:37 - 1:47 rofl lol lmfao

[osverval]

Dont Order a Hamburguer unless you go to McDonalds or somthing.

[kakompo]

France? Who would have thought..

[avatarchris11]

How to be Gay.

[LovingTreasure]

Damn, I should have watched this video before I bought my fanny pack. :'(

[suikasmall]

he looks like austin powers

[superdinorocks]

a Caucasian in Asia can't avoid looking like a tourist. Skin color shows its a tourist.

[looserofssuet]

And where do the french tourists go to?

.

Yes exactly, Afghanistan.

[bajemon]

@Postitbro. I disagree with you. I stayed with a french family in the suburbs of Paris, who I met for the first time. Had a whale of a time, no bad experiences whatsoever. Paris expensive ..Yes, but not unfriendly

[Postitbro]

To bad everyone in France is unfriendly to tourists!

[Dee3BoobTube]

@Postitbro LIES! I was proposed to by a 40-yr old man when I was 16 over there. Unless he was signifying sex by rubbing his right index finger and thumb on his left ring finger. And a taxi man openly broke into a passionate agreement with us on hating Bush.

[Nukillis2]

I, at first, thought the title of this video was "How to Not Look Like a Terrorist"

I was disappointed.

[TheHoboFrog]

@Nukillis2 i thought that too, i think it'd be hilarious if they did one lol

[BSweetNsour]

@Nukillis2 its simple you need to look like a tourist :)

[nikogta444]

1:30 lmao

[ericiscoolify]

lol an asian tourist in asia xD

[mungkorn1999]

So which country is the second?

[SimonsGal123]

WHAT THE HELL WE DO NOT SCREAM OR TALK LIKE TAT IN AMERICA well mabe some but not all have u even been to massachusets?

[ctimesrocker78]

@SimonsGal123 i live in MA

[MrsNotbob8199]

That guy looks like the caveman from the Geico commercial.

[bmx28kenilworth]

I'm a 13 yr old that is 6'4"

[DaBearsOO54]

@bmx28kenilworth and?

[yi238]

@bmx28kenilworth Stop growing.

[lemurlover71]

Americans do talk too loud. Thank god I'm quiet. My fucking American mom yells at me all the time for talking too quietly. She yells at me for it, yells.

[fatweaselproductions]

Where I live I look like a tourist, I'm a 14 year old 5'10 White boy. I live in India.

[TheAnna3F]

lalala

[therearwindowisopen]

My friend moved from Hawaii to the rest of the states (do they call it "the mainland"?) and she told me that being a tourist in Hawaii could get you seriously injured. Especially if you insult or accidentally offend someone. After hearing some stories, I don't want to go to Hawaii. >.<

[BluePi1313]

YOu can't make photocopies, it's illegal.

[THEAWESOMETACOPERSON]

well if u coming to vegas residents can easily see ppl from outta town so there is no luck for u :)

[hakudoushinumber9]

american touists going to other countries need to quiet down... but tourists coming from other countries need to speak up.

[ajwtub]

"ARE WE USING PESOS OR LYRAS TODAY?"

ahhaha

[Ingrriid07]

hahaha aaw... last summer i wore a fanny pack..

xD

won't do it again

[CHEERorDANCE]

Lol

[1ChinchillaBoy1]

How to not look like a tourist in New York City

Step 1: Wear a I ♥ NY shirt. They're extremely common.

Step 2: Ask for directions a LOT. If you know too much, people may think you've been studying maps.

Step 3: Having a camera around your neck is what most New Yorkers do nowadays, so they can catch that "perfect moment".

Step 4: Wear a fanny pack; they can hold your items much easier than a backpack, and are more popular than purses among women.

[Cornampoo]

Or you can walk around in a jumpsuit with a hard hat on your head. 

[MetroArtyom2033]

next howcast video: how to breathe

[stackman1525]

what if u need an epipen? that needs a fanny pack.

[xxxTwilightSagaxxx1]

oh i thought the title said: how to not look like a terrorist...

xD

[BobbyRice2]

Sorry, this won't help - it's just a fact that Americans are fucking irritating when met travelling, continue.

[RichardForkins]

I already don't look like a tourist. When I was in South Africa for the FIFA world cup, some Italian guy came up to me and asked if I knew any cool bars to hang out at! :D

[CatLadyPcat]

i hate all those men with big muscles wearing Thai Beer, Redbull or I Love Thailand, BKK vest holding bottle of beer in their hand walking around thinking women would find them so cute. dude that's just disgusting...

[lilcheevous]

fuck this jet blue ad cant skip... dont try to bs me

[Jazzyz15]

I thought this said "How to not look like a terriost...."

[flyby7a]

"don't fall pray to that bad "AMERICAN" habit of speaking loudly"<<== So is he saying that EVERY SINGLE Person that lives from TIerra del Fuego, chile all the way up to the island of Kiska in ALASKA speaks loudly??? ... AMERICA IS A CONTINENT not just a country..

IS THIS COUNTRY NAMED THE united states of AFRICA??. ASIA?? EUROPE?? AUSTRALIA ??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT IS THE UNITED STATES OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFF

AMERICA... Meaning that it is lovated on the AMERICAN CONTINENT..

[hakudoushinumber9]

@flyby7a

the united states is a country. the North America is the continent. Canada Unites States and Mexico are the North america.

[H4V0K1407]

In the country where I live, my friends and I try our very best to look like tourists. It's just so funny.

[FuzzyStreet]

Pwnd by f5

[craziestwebshowever]

my grandma should watch this.

[themousemaster]

i'm called a tourist in my own country =(

[CMOODO]

Step 8 don't wear thoose shorts

[SuperWiiCubeBoy64]

is it true dat in japan they love tourists? especially american tourists?

[TheDorkVariety]

....what about when you talk and people kinda notice that you have an American accent and you speak English?

[VhUgGz]

Japan is 98.5% Japanese. Even if you're Korean or Chinese, especially white, anything other than Japanese sticks out like a sore thumb. Lol there was a picture of a guy that tried to blend in with a Japanese hat and all the other Japanese were wearing suits. x-D

[jeoyanda]

They forgot the clothes.

[Hamyyz]

why should we be silent?? i cant even hear myself speak in the u.s

[Jkkatie]

Lol to emsieixor  im from Florida and i know just what you mean with the sun screen people i live 15 min from the beach and ahaha wow

[crafty25936]

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