Bill gates was once a long haired, computer eyed good for nothing bum that watched porn all day just like him. I'll give him a slight chance with the life evaluation. He would get a job in Moe's Tavern with that Itch and 70's slob look.
Regardless if he looks high, looks like he's sitting around watching porn...he probably has more of a life than any of you. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty positive I saw him on a Sprint commercial the other day on tv.
Haha, people usually duck under their tables or run, but you are the first person I ever see to just sit there and look around, lol. I immediately went under my table, instinctively.
The LAST thing you are supposed to do is get on your freeking phone! ERT's need those lines and cell phone and land line calls for no reason ties up the system. I DID learn that you can TEXT.
If that quake scared you, you really DO need to move!
This reminded me of the earthquake a few months ago in the midwest...I live in Indiana and it was like a 5.4 or 5.5. It was really early in the morning, lke 5 or so...I was in bed and it started shaking like the Exorcist...that was my first quake. It was so scary!!! This one looked really similar. Ya know the big one is comming.....
Why aren't people saying anything about the end of the video? He hangs up in mid sentence and turns to the camera to deliver a stupid closing line. Was it even meant to be passable?
Also, has anyone else noticed how out of proportion this guys hands and head are to the rest of his body?
I'm a seismologist. This could be real. There is certainly a P-wave followed by the S-wave, then by surface waves, and the timng of such would put him about 15-30 miles from the epicenter. BTW, our phones worked for about five minutes after the quake, then got jammed. It depended on where you were, and what service you had. I was able to make a few calls before the cell service crashed (which were for emergency services, since I was on duty)
1) It depends how far you are from the Epicenter, and there were only two main jolts (ergo about 10-20 seconds for the initial shock, then it was vibrating for about two minues after... mostly undetectable)
2) Cell phones weren't cut off, the companies were overloaded and many people were unable to place calls due to strain on the system, but people were still able to call
3) Yes it was
4) It was acting like all the other cameras from all the other videos that I've seen of this quake
Just because a few items don't move doesn't mean its fake. I have like 15 model robots on my bookcase, all free-standing (not supported) on their own two legs. None of them moved. At all. A pile of books fell over though.
Also, notice his shirts are PACKED tight in there. They don't move cuz there's nowhere for them to go.
We humans are so fat, complacent, and arrogant that we believe that WE are in control... This is a reminder. If Earth wants us gone, we go.
I was actually gonna make another video showing how little my shirts move, even if I shake the bar they're on pretty hard, but I don't really care enough whether people think it's fake or not to muster the effort.
the call system got overloaded, BUT 2 towers int the chino area got knocked down so traffic was redirected, AND the name says it all a phony trying to make hollywood movies...
and dude thats fake someone is shakign the computer desk because there a mirror behind you and you can a shelf and some toy and that does't even shake..
ok, the phone system Land and cell system stop working 1 or 2 min after the quake. he was talking to his friend about 30'' after the quake. the reason why he puts his phone down could be the phone system stopped working while he was talking. May it be?
Did any of you skeptical geniuses watch it all the way to the end? He clearly is faking the cell conversation, as he breaks it off midsentence and just addresses the camera at the end. NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REAL, although he did a good job at the fake.
Fake, your just shaking the camera, and phone's did not work 1-2 minutes after the quake. cellphone towers got knocked down and they had to reroute traffic, and how would you know it was a 5 or 6? this was so planned....lol nice try though i like the crash sound effect :D
Cell towers knocked down? Your kidding....I was to able to get through right after the quake. After trying to make a second call the lines were flooded.
i live like 10 mins away from the epicenter of the earthquake and it felt pretty hard. i gotta admit it scared me i thought my windows were going to break!
That was a real quake I live in Southern California it was the Chino Hills Earthquake from 7/29/08 look it up whoever doesnt believe it.
1978MikeyP 1 month ago
You look like the scariest guy I have ever seen before...
TheL8erguys 1 year ago 2
I was in AZ on Ripple road making LA hotel reservations online and when I clicked the confirm key the quake hit. True story.
torchofaz 1 year ago
The Guy Is Ugly As Hell..LOL...
TheJessi1998 1 year ago
dude your face
4000006 1 year ago
Mouthbreather
doubleas2380 2 years ago
STOP to watchin you on the screen!!!! :-)
kakkiOne 2 years ago
Wow, That's fucked up!
KBWB5 2 years ago
lmfao!!
"wow..thats fucked up"
Sammimars 2 years ago
wow all the movment and that door or the clothes in the back moved....lol...almost got me.
Matyme 2 years ago
lmao
FF10code 2 years ago
yo dude loved the Sprint commercial you were on...
sutoritoenzeru 2 years ago 2
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-holy shit youre face and everything-funny as HELLLLLLLLLLLLL ahahahahahahah-thats fucked uphahahahahahaha
imamayba 2 years ago
he was chating on msn. look the mirror at the background xDDDD
good shot men xD
roshcask 3 years ago
hahhahahahahahhahahahaha thats fucked up hahahahaa
yourmotherhaha11 3 years ago
fake
veejay7474 3 years ago
how funny@
DarknessMessiah91 3 years ago
LMAO "THATS FUCKED UP"
REVILLARECORDS 3 years ago 3
haha god that was great
chicago85bearz 3 years ago
he looks like a mixture of my friend and the fat dude from the episode of Southpark "Make Love Not Warcraft". lol
jaskat1967 3 years ago
HEY! i think i saw this guy in a commercial!!!
xPURPLExKILLERx 3 years ago
dudes that earthquake was the BOMB
it was so fun
i was outside with my friends
and then it happend
my friend who is a girl yeld like if it was the end of the world
lilhomie236 3 years ago
Apart from that..Seems like a nice sorta bloke and great that the house wasn't brought down.
voicebeyond 3 years ago
Bill gates was once a long haired, computer eyed good for nothing bum that watched porn all day just like him. I'll give him a slight chance with the life evaluation. He would get a job in Moe's Tavern with that Itch and 70's slob look.
voicebeyond 3 years ago
what's ichating???
themadmon 3 years ago
stupid man. This guy thinks it's 6 hahaha. This is a great example of what not to do in an earthquake sit around and watch animal porn or something.
Gurv69 3 years ago
Regardless if he looks high, looks like he's sitting around watching porn...he probably has more of a life than any of you. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty positive I saw him on a Sprint commercial the other day on tv.
Amurray007 3 years ago 2
fatass was watching porn.
Jnnytuffkid 3 years ago
is really
chamuzzzzz 3 years ago
do you think this guy eats to much rice?
imthefrogman 3 years ago
dude this is real. read the description he was ichating.
ritzsk8er 3 years ago
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!
xxunderoathxxrox 3 years ago
no it's not. There was really an earthquake on july 29,2008
CoolHwhip007 3 years ago
ugh.. skeleton man.. yuckkk
spells14 3 years ago
but his clothes dont move at all
robertsdog1 3 years ago
how do I know this is not fake, hollywoodphony?!
beerdrinker1988 3 years ago
nah man it's legit, i remember calling my friends after quakes, good times
dianafilms 3 years ago
nice!!!comment back please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
imgoingtobarf 3 years ago
are you... ok?
outatime8 3 years ago
BIGFOOT found to be Real this is the tape to prove it lol .
gksypher 3 years ago
i alrdy said that!
dylpickleboy 3 years ago
fag
j0espace 3 years ago
Its a good thing your Mac survived.
LoghanZ 3 years ago
You shake the desk to see like you have earthquake!
SpiderZednanreh 3 years ago
In Soviet Russia, desk shakes you!
hollywoodphony 3 years ago
ya know.... just sitting around...looking like a child molester living in his grandma's basement with a 24/7 web cam on. EARTHQUAKE!!!!HAHAHAH
MattyKB 3 years ago
good job he didnt go near the bookshelf
jamiejudd 3 years ago
lmfao... this is one of the greatest parodies I've ever seen. You're an awesome actor!
jeremiahnicholas 3 years ago
hehe the look on your face. I would be running out of the house. You just sat there "WHAT'S HAPPENING?"
yoyoimhome 3 years ago
Haha, people usually duck under their tables or run, but you are the first person I ever see to just sit there and look around, lol. I immediately went under my table, instinctively.
boys4boys22 3 years ago
lol at first i thought he was shaking the table but i guess i was wrong! I LOVED the look on his face after it diminished!
BryanBeatsYouAll 3 years ago 2
Why re-evaluate your career? Seems ya got a good one - making witty posts on facebook and watching the news. I wouldn't mind having that job!
forloveoffilm 3 years ago
hey look its bigfoot
dylpickleboy 3 years ago
so mean,
MaiimayMayumi 3 years ago
Nice macintosh, did it fall?
Hope Not Mine Didn't Macs RULE!!!!!
Even with the aftershock.
thecolmexguy 3 years ago
Good one. How did you happen to be running your webcam for this? Is it always filming? Loop filming; lag cycle like tivo? yeah?
JamJells 3 years ago
"wow... that's fucked up" lol
that was random lol
liliandrobert 3 years ago 2
lol
xchunksx 3 years ago
the guy scares me more than the quake.
Valapaca 3 years ago 11
haha you lookk hellla fuckin high
laosthaxgsr 3 years ago
omg why would you juster??? lol i would of ran for it! lol
xPURPLExKILLERx 3 years ago
lol @ facebook=witty comment about this, and life and career thing.
he did it for the lulz
dshiznit4491 3 years ago
wait is this real?
hunterjumper1212 3 years ago
Shut the fuck up about him being ugly!
WTCOrigami 3 years ago 4
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his face looks fucked up.
zea6thayec 3 years ago
zea stfu
cucumb 3 years ago
omg he is maddddd ugly hahahaha omg i dont think i have ever seen anyone that ugly before. omgogmogmogmgg
spells14 3 years ago
omg!! b nice! seriously! thats soo messed up!!
hunterjumper1212 3 years ago
The LAST thing you are supposed to do is get on your freeking phone! ERT's need those lines and cell phone and land line calls for no reason ties up the system. I DID learn that you can TEXT.
If that quake scared you, you really DO need to move!
SailorBabe 3 years ago
hahaha !! thats fucked up
AutJess 3 years ago
Hahaha, you are so funny! More like, the first person on YouTube! Are you married? Call me, I love you! (976) 9769769
Pat
broiler252 3 years ago
Lol this dude hes at home feeling it and taping it risking his life recording this =] it was fun to watch i felt it it was like a massage i LOVED it
toyotatrueno9 3 years ago
This guy is a fuckin don!
HRE 3 years ago
LOL yeye I was thinking the same.
He reminds me of Butthead. He's just sitting there doing nothing like "Uhuhuhuh....cool."
Then the earthquake hit and he was like "Uhuhuhuhuh...that's fucked up."
RustySporks 3 years ago
ur fugly
XxMaster69xX 3 years ago
that guy reminds me of the guy off of south park that played world of war craft
swfbarecooooooool 3 years ago 3
This reminded me of the earthquake a few months ago in the midwest...I live in Indiana and it was like a 5.4 or 5.5. It was really early in the morning, lke 5 or so...I was in bed and it started shaking like the Exorcist...that was my first quake. It was so scary!!! This one looked really similar. Ya know the big one is comming.....
ctswright 3 years ago 2
Where u looking at the time and wait for it to come?
Soldier233 3 years ago
what was up with the end?
Briggie07 3 years ago 2
hahaha:)
OLGA9BX15 3 years ago 3
your ugly :)
EleanorIsraeli 3 years ago
the guy is more scary than the quake itself.
Valapaca 3 years ago 3
I think I saw that on another earthquake video!!!
forthfriend 3 years ago
Nothing in his closet is moving because it's all packed in there so tight, so of course it wouldn't move. This isn't rocket science, people.
Amurray007 3 years ago
Why aren't people saying anything about the end of the video? He hangs up in mid sentence and turns to the camera to deliver a stupid closing line. Was it even meant to be passable?
Also, has anyone else noticed how out of proportion this guys hands and head are to the rest of his body?
santacruz1234 3 years ago
I'm a seismologist. This could be real. There is certainly a P-wave followed by the S-wave, then by surface waves, and the timng of such would put him about 15-30 miles from the epicenter. BTW, our phones worked for about five minutes after the quake, then got jammed. It depended on where you were, and what service you had. I was able to make a few calls before the cell service crashed (which were for emergency services, since I was on duty)
faultbreak 3 years ago
FAKE... nothing was moving in your closeth
mondroy 3 years ago
his silly hairdo is fricken funny
bigzipper 3 years ago
LOL! good thing u stuck to playing WOW, ur knight elf could of died.
shadymilkman1450 3 years ago
notice nothing in the closet is moving only the camera FAKE vid
DBLOCKxSS 3 years ago
dweeb.
jessensteve 3 years ago
04busaman here, your mistakes!!!
-the shock was alot longer than that
-cell phones get cut off on a natural desaster
event.not even your razor can make a call.
-the background was not shaking, at all...
-you cam was pouncing not vibrating.
YOU NEED MORE PRACTICE TO MAKE FAKE VIDEOS
AND ACTING CLASSES TOO.
04busaman 3 years ago
1) It depends how far you are from the Epicenter, and there were only two main jolts (ergo about 10-20 seconds for the initial shock, then it was vibrating for about two minues after... mostly undetectable)
2) Cell phones weren't cut off, the companies were overloaded and many people were unable to place calls due to strain on the system, but people were still able to call
3) Yes it was
4) It was acting like all the other cameras from all the other videos that I've seen of this quake
Jaanfo 3 years ago
that was a fake fursher!
oOISLEEPAHIOo 3 years ago
dumbass, lmao. i was in the quake it was like, 15 seconds longer than that! you are such a fake ass fat noob
WellThisBlows 3 years ago
you should be an actor....
not really stick to your day job buddy
Daniel89V 3 years ago
a little too good...
futurebass09 3 years ago
good estimate
futurebass09 3 years ago
fake
sussysusie 3 years ago
nice carpet in the backround! i have one of my own in my room. rofl
Krayzie313 3 years ago
there was no cellphone service right after it happened....how did he get it so quickly?
Brotha633 3 years ago
i was talking to my girlfriend when it happened. so there your points wrong.
blackyoshi234 3 years ago
weird..but where do u live?..at&t, verizon, t-mobile, service was gone for like 10-12 minutes..just wondering how quick he got service..
Brotha633 3 years ago
AT&T cuz my line didnt even get cut off. though my brother couldnt call my mom :/ idk if thats what you mean
blackyoshi234 3 years ago
Career do'n what? Ur at home at noon dude?
JJYazzie73 3 years ago
Just because a few items don't move doesn't mean its fake. I have like 15 model robots on my bookcase, all free-standing (not supported) on their own two legs. None of them moved. At all. A pile of books fell over though.
Also, notice his shirts are PACKED tight in there. They don't move cuz there's nowhere for them to go.
We humans are so fat, complacent, and arrogant that we believe that WE are in control... This is a reminder. If Earth wants us gone, we go.
TheRedAngelz 3 years ago 2
I was actually gonna make another video showing how little my shirts move, even if I shake the bar they're on pretty hard, but I don't really care enough whether people think it's fake or not to muster the effort.
hollywoodphony 3 years ago
there was only one word to describe that... wow! 5/5
masterchiefhunter 3 years ago
Your the dude in the Burger King commercial ...
LocalYokelRob 3 years ago 2
yeah the clothes don't move during the "earthquake"
disney404 3 years ago
How much weed does this guy smoke a day?
vicorly 3 years ago
you are ugly
Arcanoo2 3 years ago
Of course its fake afterall its in the comedy section
MrHairyNutz 3 years ago 2
"Yeah, earthquakes ARE fucked up! We should totally do something to, like, stop them and stuff"
Wow are people really that stupid - Stop an Earthquake???? hahahaha - just go to show how stupid people are!
And this guy - so out of condition, he sits there struggling to breath with his mouth open like a fish - makes you proud huh?
FloatBuoy 3 years ago
Yeah, earthquakes ARE fucked up! We should totally do something to, like, stop them and stuff.
Adeon55 3 years ago 2
This guy smokes way too much pot.
vicorly 3 years ago 3
WOW what a strage looking man!!!
toni85111 3 years ago
That is the funniest responce in this whole thing, loved it..
odewepe 3 years ago 4
Wow his hand is so thin yet hes chubby :(
ArtG818 3 years ago
It depends where you live in California if your phone lines work or not.
ConfusedArt 3 years ago
Dude my phone was not working for like 1 hour afte. So fake funny but not real. Career well dont go with acting that's for sure.
jloza213 3 years ago
what the heck phone lines didnt even work after the earthquake so fake
tsamantha59 3 years ago
the door didn't even move... way fake... funny tho and for that you get koodos....
aibodan 3 years ago
I Think you just Earned yourself A STEAKHOUSE Buddyy!!! MotherNAtures A Biatttcchh!!...lol
abetherhino 3 years ago
the call system got overloaded, BUT 2 towers int the chino area got knocked down so traffic was redirected, AND the name says it all a phony trying to make hollywood movies...
Pent5HT 3 years ago
So fake! Who would wear a lavender shirt?
okaplan 3 years ago
and dude thats fake someone is shakign the computer desk because there a mirror behind you and you can a shelf and some toy and that does't even shake..
JakeMan340 3 years ago
u would no if it was a fake if u were there i was therein the 5.4 california earthquake
Neozuki7 3 years ago
wtf ur in a BK commerical!:P
JakeMan340 3 years ago
"Your're a phoney! Hey, everybody! This guy's a big fat phoney!"
NaClPeter 3 years ago
ok, the phone system Land and cell system stop working 1 or 2 min after the quake. he was talking to his friend about 30'' after the quake. the reason why he puts his phone down could be the phone system stopped working while he was talking. May it be?
elsinore4 3 years ago
big time FAKE
FAKE
FAKE FAKE
FAKE FAKE
he was talking to his friend then he puts his phone down like he wasn't talking to him any more.
just to let everyone know the phone system Land and cell system stop working like 1 to 2 min after the quake.
reason is to many people using the cell and land phone that ended up with to much traffic.
kirbyforlife420 3 years ago
Fake... it was LONGER.
And cell phones were shot.
10stargazer10 3 years ago
Hey, aren't you that guy from that one Burger King commercial? lol
watch?v=mrdGCEhmvEk
BlackWaterAgent 3 years ago
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yuliza567 3 years ago
funny but fake.
none of the phones were working after the quake.
AngelicLove21 3 years ago
haha. i was at the mall wen i felt it. but i was like watever nd chill. haha. welcome to cali.
westside all day!!
aznpinoy13 3 years ago
g a y
dwalkccsn 3 years ago
I like his chair. ez to hide jiz.
flaco954 3 years ago
"wow... that's fucked up" ... LMAO
bigballajet 3 years ago
I thought it was at least a 5.2 as well when it happened I guess Californians are walking seismographs
kydrice 3 years ago
great reaction lol.
fubar28 3 years ago 2
'oh shit...'
hiphopisntacrime 3 years ago 3
Deer in headlights :-)
BeechSundowner 3 years ago
ahhaah this is funny
aznLD 3 years ago 3
HAHA omg. i loved your reaction. i wish i was in the middle of a vlog during the earthquake
amburrtron 3 years ago 2
Did any of you skeptical geniuses watch it all the way to the end? He clearly is faking the cell conversation, as he breaks it off midsentence and just addresses the camera at the end. NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REAL, although he did a good job at the fake.
This guy is a humorist and the joke is on you.
alexmillie 3 years ago
he was moving tha camera !!!
DJCLAUDIO147 3 years ago
dis isnt fake shit u know i felt it
princessrockinout 3 years ago
comment facebook??????
WTF man!!!!
saiedash 3 years ago
Come on.Take this off youtube, its a waste of our time. Do get a haircut or something. You might want to get to the gym?
odewepe 3 years ago
t r u waching dis
princessrockinout 3 years ago
thats the biggest load of shit i've ever seen you ugly douchebag.
you totally just fakes that, my question would be why bother you douche
theonelike 3 years ago
FAKE - And you are the ugliest man I have ever seen, get a hair cut... wow
orbangel 3 years ago
Hey Dummy! That wasnt the actual footage of the earthquake. Somebody was shaking your desk. Your clothes in the closet didnt move... GET A LIFE!!!!
liannabalayan 3 years ago
Was this the very first earthquake or an aftershock? It's kinda crazy how you knew the timing to record this.
Babycute82 3 years ago
Get a haircut ya hippy...
hooya13 3 years ago
Look at the dudes SN... He's a Phony and so is this video! LMAO
mukuzz 3 years ago
fake.
devin3627 3 years ago
Fake, your just shaking the camera, and phone's did not work 1-2 minutes after the quake. cellphone towers got knocked down and they had to reroute traffic, and how would you know it was a 5 or 6? this was so planned....lol nice try though i like the crash sound effect :D
Pent5HT 3 years ago
I got through on my cell phone directly after the quake, the cell phone service didn't go out, it just got overloaded with calls.
tedtug 3 years ago 2
Cell towers knocked down? Your kidding....I was to able to get through right after the quake. After trying to make a second call the lines were flooded.
shovelwagon 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lonlikesoup 3 years ago
LOL....very clever! I felt this earthquake way in Bakersfield. Crazy! I felt as if I was on a boat. =O
Babycute82 3 years ago
I was on a boat and I felt it! The quake caused the boat to sway back and forth! LOL
mukuzz 3 years ago
HAHAHHHHAHA!
nil1230 3 years ago
it was shaking about 20 seconds in glendale
vahe1982 3 years ago
he finally found video to put in youtube hahaha
PnoyPryD 3 years ago
lmao all u have to say is wow??
weedburner666 3 years ago
fake , no cell phones were working right after the earthquake
shparker 3 years ago
maybe in ur area, mine worked 2 seconds after
Chantelrachel777 3 years ago
Very clever.
WilliamBrothers 3 years ago
lmao that was funny.
destinyhcyrus 3 years ago
i called long-distance to family in New England a minute after the quake...phones went down a few minutes after.
EffinMatty 3 years ago
this guy just got back from im guessing a long week at comic con... hahaha
scubielouie 3 years ago
i live like 10 mins away from the epicenter of the earthquake and it felt pretty hard. i gotta admit it scared me i thought my windows were going to break!
ABLP 3 years ago
RUN!!!! dude RUN!!!
GirlintheWater 3 years ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Audiomuse 3 years ago
phones stopped working after quake...i was there, this is fake, nice try tho
Doggie562 3 years ago
They worked if you were fast enough. It took a few seconds for them to totally go down.
dabears1218 3 years ago
Really idiot? I live in LA and my friends and I called each other after the quake without problem. Not all phones were down genius.
TheJackShack 3 years ago 4
People who think this isn't fake are stupid.
Xfrost4 3 years ago
THIS IS NOT FAKE
DUDE
I FELt that shit too
im from chino
jesusoath 3 years ago