Norwegian National Day For N00bz

[Skege1000]

How about those swedes? xD I'm from Finland.

[BFMVBP]

Norwegian culture in a nutshell.

[AGuyUReallyDontKnow]

95Larsi. Your on my side(-;

[MacDiver11]

Old maps are old :P

[MacDiver11]

Woot according to this map I live in Germany. Why do I have to pay so much in taxes, and drive around in crappy cars from the previous millennium then? -_-

[95Larsi]

anyone know why they translated hot-dog to icecream every time the norwegians were talking? cause i heard that they said hot dogs

[95Larsi]

I have actually not heard them in norwegian yet (Y) hadde det vært nynorsk måtte jeg slått en unge o_O

[darthhateful]

Toki Wartooth @ 0:46 & @ 0:59 .

[AGuyUReallyDontKnow]

dragonheart098 WTF ????? This is not raciest!! I am 100% norwegian and i find this halerious!!! I'm proud of beeing called a viking. And If you didnt know it Pistolshrimps are norwegian. So FUCK you. Your not a norwegian and you will never be you Fucking idiot. And There is nothing wrong by making fun of sweeden, all norwegians doues. Seriously!!! Go Fouck your grangma or something you foucking hippie!!!!

[HanBanBread]

@AGuyUReallyDontKnow lol and the funny part is that us swedes have the exact same jokes about the norweigans as the norweigans have about us, except for when we say it it's correct and its just wrong when you guys say... (im kidding of course)

[Lovesprallan]

sooo.........Swedish people are acctually retarded aliens? 0_0

[Rushgoon1]

I was in Norway on this date... And yes, I'm an alien.

[dragonheart098]

Fuck you raciest dick whore fukers. I liked pistol shrimp but this crosses the line. If you say you like this you are not a Norwegian and I spit at you shity person. I am more Norwegian than american and if you find this amusing at all you are a raciest and are stupid. I will no longer support pistol shrimp in any way because they are an a offense to Norwegian independence and the amazing country it is. Viking helmets with horns are stareo types and not one real Helmand that has been ever found

[KiwiPixel777]

@dragonheart098 whoah dude calm down in case you haven't noticed ALL of the PistolShrimps videos are comedies. This one is no exception. They are just laughing at themselves and by the looks of it you need to too.

[mvga3]

@dragonheart098 Ehm.. If you're from America, you're American. Not Norwegian. And you have obviously never heard of humour. It has never been racist having some self-irony.

[zuluslaw]

Until I watched this video, I though that PistolShrimps are Scottish, because of their strong Braveheart-like accent :P. Damn!

[oscede341]

Hallå allihopa!

[TheTitaniumJaw]

Norway actually celebrates their independence from Sweden, so as a swede, i don't know wether to be offended or just laugh xD

[XieYali]

Brownie, Jeg elsker deg!

[tokomo4]

As a Norwegian, i approve!

[Ejdaam]

hahahah.. "retarded big brother sweden"!! So we are retarded huh. :P Love your videos by the way!! :D

[Waredith]

This is awesome <3 I love Norway (and I miss living there ='C)

[CoolVideo96]

Do any You-tubers from Norway happen to know what they are actually saying in Norwegian. I know that the subtitles gradually become different from what they are saying, but that's only because of the highest rated comment, Even thought I know a few words in Norwegian, I don't speak or understand the language that much, but eventually i'll get around to learning this interesting language. After all, gotta love the Vikings man:)

[95Larsi]

@CoolVideo96 when the subs say: "we all eat manly-ice-cream to celebrate" he actually said: "yeah, we do eat a lot of hot dogs though" and the next when the knight talks about the big icecream he actually might talk about a kid who he was afraid of hurting. next one: "it splashed all over" and blondie didn't talk about his testicles but the battle between the vikings and the aliens. next one wit knight again: "i'm here for... i've been in the mediterranean sea" and after that it's correct ;)

[MrCanadaben]

Whait, if u norwiegans was ruled by aliens, what were we sweds ruled by???? o.O

[natonorway]

@MrCanadaben you dont ona now. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[MrCanadaben]

@natonorway whait, what??

[Torvikholm]

@MrCanadaben Us!(the norwegians)

[chikitabowow]

HALLÅ ALLIHOPA! 

[Tashajung]

NOOOO US DANISH WERE THE VIKINGS

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@Tashajung both norwegian and danish were viking, the swedes were 50% viking 50% traders, but we were all Norsemen.

[MahalCrow]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99

Accually vikings were merly traders. Only a small percentage were invaders of the king the christians were so keen to show the world..

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@MahalCrow all scandinavians are "merly" farmers anyways... but we didn't almost conquer entire europe and even get hired as mercenaries or get this fierce reputation by being merchants or traders in the first place. nope. i would believe the larger percentage were raiders/warriors.

[oliverkristia]

hahah jæææææævlig artig

[sirluckandmrfortune]

Ah, minner om forrige syttende mai... De romvesene blir slått hvert år :D

[twintipskilz1]

I an Norwegian this is true

[baconguy13]

eg elske den ukentlige romvesenjaktå ein god gammaldags tradisjon

[ConcreteRemedy]

Visste ikke dere var norske?! XD Jaja, elsker alle dialektene!

[TheVasilcin]

Norway exists because Sweden allows it to... true story :)

[GearsofNorway]

@TheVasilcin no fuck norway is a bigger power than sweden because of the oil and we have Russia as Friend to.

[LeegoDerbi]

@TheVasilcin Swedens exists because Finland is protecting it from Russia.

[Xertic94]

@TheVasilcin no, weakling

[TheVasilcin]

@Xertic94 ditt land är fan så tafatt att de inte ens kan producera smör....

[Xertic94]

@TheVasilcin trenger ikke smør, fatass

[Xertic94]

@TheVasilcin tilogmed kongen deres har problemer, er utro mod dronninga. fail pedoer

[sirikalvik]

Eg skal ha ein baot-is

[Fetthan]

høre ikke hva du sier :(

[DeltagamerNor]

Norwegians are born as vikings.

True story.

[Arwelora1337]

@DeltagamerNor Swedish too... till Christianity kicked in with their gayness and that's how we Sweds stoped being cool .__.

[Dollar56Rojas]

NORWGIANS ARE SO FUCKIN AWESOME BECAUSE WE NORWEGIANS ARE VIKINGS!!

[Bioniclefan45]

Så, vi nordmenn har holdt vikingarven i hevd ved å slå tilbake invasjoner fra verdensrommet annenhver dag? Kult.

[xperiapauline]

@44CoolCattyman hører det på aksenten, da :)

[44Coolcatty]

are you guys norwegian?? ME too♥♥

[freewilly1337]

why not mention germany?^^

[scullyy]

@freewilly1337 We no boarder deutchland!

[freewilly1337]

@scullyy that´s true but i would like to be mentioned and it is written Deutschland xD

[Patrik97BEAST]

WE SWEDES ARE NOT THE RETARDED BIG BROTHERS

Sincerely, Your cool big brother Sweden

PS, Denmark is the retarded little-sister

[MrLazzy57]

@Patrik97BEAST yeah but denmark are a little sad about it after finding out...

[Creepykill]

jeg viste ikke at dere var norsk! :D

[AnonymousAnimus]

Cool, they must live in Bergen >:)

[fjk1995]

Im proud to be an alien :D

[HaHaLumberJack]

Actually Denmark owned Norway.,.

[ScandinavianEmokid]

@HaHaLumberJack They didn't own Norway, it was a union due to the low amount of people in Norway after the plague

[HaHaLumberJack]

@ScandinavianEmokid Well.. Denmark and Norway has been united for a very long time untill 1814 when denmark had to let Norway go, after are 450 year long period of ruling the country.

[ScandinavianEmokid]

@HaHaLumberJack Exactly

[HaHaLumberJack]

@ScandinavianEmokid which means that Denmark "owned Norway" in almost 450 years. And my point was that Norway has always been the one who got beated up but Denamrk and Sweden. Nowdays Norway is a very rich country, Mostly because of the oil in the "Norwiegian sea" (My quess in english).

[TheAbridgedGamer]

I love how the English subtitles, starts to be completely different from what they are saying XD

[hakkematforf]

@TheAbridgedGamer LOOOL xD

I remember when I had top comment for saying that x)

[TheAbridgedGamer]

@hakkematforf

Well that wasn't what i had in mind though, but lol :P

[tommis95]

Sverdkamp !! (I am so happy) xD

[aswmmc]

what about denmark? ):

[Rompehaar1]

er dere Norske? O.o serr?

[XplosivCookie]

Alright, you didn't mention Finland but at least you called Swedes retards.. that 'oughta keep us happy for a while ;D

[XplosivCookie]

@norwegianppl Mentioning Finland keeps us happy for the next few hours! :'D

You're awesome too, Norway. You have WAAAAAAAAAAY too much money, but you're fun ;) (You and your damn oil and fish.. and now everyone's eating fish-oil so you just doubled your paycheck)

[XplosivCookie]

You didn't even mention Finland when you showed the map ;__;

[MrVmBear]

dritvi10 at ingen fårstår at vi snakker om helt andre 10ng en det som står i texten

[Juhop2200]

0:05-0:17 you didnt said enything about Finland :)

[ThSkBj]

That's why we to this day still have Scientology as state religion.

[666MetalNeverDies666]

hahahaha that ending, norway is awesome

[Kaaxe]

Don't know what's more random, what they're saying, or what the translation is saying.

[5hape5ter]

techno viking!

[YodaTheElder]

"Na Zdorovye" from Russia! :)))

[xf62t]

vadå efterblivne storebror sverige? vi är minst lika mycket viking som norge ;)

[ltlrenati]

This is true. I kicked E.T's ass last year

[FruityLemonade]

Oh my, Norway looks fantastic. :)

I'm going to move there XD :D

[EeroVT]

WHAT ABOUT FINLAND?!!?

[dinmamma3234]

Det är norska men ändå fattar jag inte ett skit av vad dem säger i videon O.o

[FilmForceStudio]

Dear Iceland

We asked for cash, not ash.

love from

Norway.

[MissLOLCat]

hahaha riktigt jävla bra ;D <3

[thecryingsoul]

hallå allihopa O-o

[Mostwantedo]

Say something about Finland! :D

[MyOivind]

we are Norwegians, we can kill aliens, so lets start to kill those faggots!

1.Justin Bieber

2.Jonas Brothers

3.Rebbeca Black

[seemyshit]

@trminator

Nej!?

[sonlun94]

Uum, I live in Norway and this this is real, actually it's worse...

[trminator]

22 people are from Sweden

[adrian1372]

Anyway, let's put an end to this fighting.

Norwegian is the best language,

swedish is the wort language.

[ploothable]

@adrian1372 The language of all the St. Jahn's wort and Red wort flowers in the world! Fuck yah!

[coopernaderful]

isnt it fun when we watch the comments of people

[Karmu69]

you forgot finland...

[sirluckandmrfortune]

Which proves us Norwegians are badass.

[slayer98721]

Oversettelsen er genial... Skulle ønske jeg hadde en sånn fantasi

[fymatilda]

retarded bigbrother sweden, i should some and teach you a lesson >:D

[Flash91s]

And if Sweden would have been a person it would not be a "retarded man", Sweden is a very annoying woman who believes she knoe whats best for everyone else.

Kind of like a "Jehovas witness".

[96ace96]

Why can all of you Norwegian people write on English, dont get me wrong i am Norwegian myself and understand all of the comment but there are others that don't understand. I mean dont you hate it when you watch a video and all the comments are on Spanish? Or Some other langue you dont uderstand?

Yeah me to.

[Olav1997]

last 17.mai, i killed six aliens with ONE spearthrow. Got a total Norgasm.

[theScReAmZz]

haha, akkurat derfor vi feirer 17.mai xD

[MrAperumpe]

Liker undertekstene xD

[Musicitslife95]

LOL! i love the way the text is totally wrong from what they say LOL

[Ettazoid]

Oooooohhhhh they're from Norway!

[Saidern]

ahhaahaha im from noway and this is so hilarious !

[TheSwedishBanana]

YAY! Sveeeeeeerige!

[MrVmBear]

@TheSwedishBanana Sverige det mest homsete landet på denne jord.

rusland det nest mest wiskey elskende land på denne jord

Island det mest funksjonshemmede

[WilliamTheViking]

@MrVmBear Russland drikker vodka, ikke whiskey -.-

[MrVmBear]

@WilliamTheViking what ever det er morsomt uanset

[xhandofdethx]

I thought the title said "Norwegian National Day for Boobz" :( The video was still pretty good thou :Þ

[Wolferoinen]

How about Finland? :O

[Mega3Days]

@Wolferoinen

Is that a country?

[Wolferoinen]

@Mega3Days

Not sure what it is, but Isn't Finland like Norway's sister? x)

[Someonefromesweden]

Store bror Sverige och Lille bror Norge måste hålla ihop! ;)

[natonorway]

@Someonefromesweden ikke mere union med dere.

vid det skjer så skal vi være sjefen ok

[Deadline24Hours]

En helt vanlig hverdag, det der :P

[sailchick7]

coolest, sexiest, manliest video ever!!! 

[Ipod2000Z]

they forgot Denmark!

[TheRealVordox]

Glad to see that we're having the same treatment from Norway as we treat them. <3 LOVE YOU NORWAY AND SWEDEN!

[metalflame94]

OI! You forgot Finland :O

[Bidmartinlo]

And thats EXACTLY how it happened. Although we didn't eat ice cream, we ATE the north pole, every summer. And we still do... MUHUHAHAH! >:D

[Jecool242]

Retardedd big brother sweden hahah klockren

[MrVarelk]

Normandie selvfølgelig (# [ ] : ) ^_^

[MrVarelk]

hilsener fra normannerne du tisper :D

[Imak3]

sykt petter solberg dialekt. nå mangler dere bare noen få norske ord så er dere arvingene av petter solberg XD

[YZinYYa]

we icelandic do are not trollers BTW YOU SUCK trolololol

JK

[GotNoBrained]

Norrmanhistorierna stämmer ganska bra

[InfernalRounds]

@GotNoBrained sug en kuk

[GotNoBrained]

@InfernalRounds nej tack

[JuuriiHebi]

... I now really want to go live in Norway. <3

[SagariaXue]

I really wish our national day was a bit like that and that ice cream gave Norway it's independence. XD;;

[TheOiabolo]

jag e inte efterbliven :(.... ^^

[lennylolenny]

Elsker tekstingen x'D

[palken123456789]

Hallå allihopa xD

[RoboMasterxxx]

this is so awsome! and from my hometown Bergen :)

[whothefrick]

GO NORGE!!!

[gerehify13]

i heard the viking went north to middle earth...n never to be heard again...

[drapa25]

@AminecraftM The Swedes have vikings but because they're retarded they decided to invade poor eastern Europe instead of western Europe like the Norwegians/Danes.

[haavardlill]

this is pretty much how it happened

[braggingbot]

ahahahahahahahha xD I just love that both swedish and norwegians make fun of each other! xD luckily I'm both xD

[vegen663]

NICE det er helt riktig og vi er de eneste som har drept alle romvesnene

ps. usa har ikke gjort en drit i denne saken

[MrSlyer01]

hellllsike!! o_o

[HazARdClanLeader]

norge ftw

[Kazumaster]

Greetings from Finland, your forgotten cousin ;_;

[vampirefredrik]

ok here goes, hi norway ^_^

here's another one of your retarded brothers from sweden XD

[Gondaldin]

It's not our fault that we accidentally trolled last year :(

Britain and Holland asked for cash, but unfortunately for them, there's no c in the Icelandic alphabet >:D

[MrProgrock]

@Gondaldin LOL

[Wolfieboys]

Bergen <3

[weliketomahawks]

im from iceland and they made iceland the trolls :D

[kiire979]

Hello Norway I'm your retarded brother! :D

[natonorway]

@kiire979 lol men dere er ikke det

[mogelish]

hahah marius covers Swden owned norway back then X). And why do yo ucall us retarded our countries are for fucking sake the same country...almost

[MariusCovers]

Lol in Denmark 1814 is a sad day because we lost norway

[natonorway]

@MariusCovers ja men dere er cool måte bare ta det på engelsk

håper eg kan komme til danmark en gang

[aminoacid1648856]

lol trolling brother Iceland

[kaxigakor]

"and our retarded big brother sweden, HALLÅ ALLIHOPA!" HHAHAHAHAHAHA

[GodofEpicness]

whats up with norway and thinking sweden is retarded :S We are your brothers for fucks sake!

[knutikkk]

@GodofEpicness det kalles broderlig kjærlighet kjære deg :D

[natonorway]

@GodofEpicness ja det er dere tåler dere ikke en spøk ???

[misthika]

Brownie looks HAWT :)

[xXxMindless]

WOHOO SCANDINAVIA! ( from finland ) : D

[MyOivind]

@xXxMindless how is it in Finland ( from Norway )

[xXxMindless]

@MyOivind it sucks! how is it in norway? : DDD

[MyOivind]

@xXxMindless i like to live in Norway, cause it is a rule that says you can camp in every forest, even if someone owns the forest, and the hospitals is free, and we have the best soda ever, called solo!