In My Lifetime

[MsKatieandjess]

VIDEO RESPONSED: PLEASE: YOUR TOP TEN THINGS YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY[ :

[NeonGirl29]

still got video responses.. :P

[MickQuick07]

This was made when being featured on YouTube actually meant something :(

[SuperLarry4]

I thought you were a vegetarian!?! :0

[mewkitty4897]

Lmfao, I love you. xDDD

[redstrabrerreez]

you pronounce the letter "h" wrong :(

[ImpOfDoom]

@AliceClone8 that made me 'awww' but laugh at the same time :)

[pureridden]

@MARMARR1 I'm fairly sure she was 18.

Or 17. Fans, don't eat me if I'm wrong. xD

[GumiYummi]

@AliceClone8 omg if I hadn't read Harry Potter I would b like huh? But tht is HILARIOUS

[smudge2k8]

haha i killed my fishy by feeding it orange juice, to be fare i was likkle haha and i thought it wanted to drin summin lol

[NinjaKatie95]

@AliceClone8 i love that!!

[oatibakes333]

yey! this was made on my bday! sorry. when stuff like this happens i have to tell SOMEBODY and, you're real pretty =) x

[Foggy0810]

hmm, shall i help you with 'marry to 1 person'? ;)

[MrSuperavengingangel]

You are so pretty...I just can't say anything rude to you, even tho this is why I am on here(having sum fun saying things I want to but could not in society)U are just too pretty(wholesum lookin)

[NE9ITO]

una infiel que asco

[fungurl92]

u can keep a goldfish alive for two years? lucky, the most ive evr been able to do it was 2 weeks. i dont even understand what im doing wrong! :)

[EloiseeR]

i had a four year old goldfish called freddy that died :'(

[tubbyflip]

hey i want TONS of kids too, and i want to be married to just one person my whole life.

[ChuckWeasley]

I, personally, want to keep my goldfish alive... oh, wait, it's already dead. -sniffle- He was called Ish. Like Ishmael. Off Moby Dick.  Poor old chook. I mean fish. You get the picture.

On the bright side, I do have one left. It's called Buddha. It's really fat. And it has one eye. It's beautiful.

Did you know that someone's trying to sue Miley Cyrus for $4 billion?

Do you like her? I don't.

But I probably shouldn't criticise, that tends to annoy people.

bye, not-lover.

[tetsubo57]

Sometimes, you just marry the wrong person.

[topboy160]

i had a fish that was 10 years old and then right the next day he dyed is nt sad

but you are totally going to be a awsome mom so yeah good luck to your dreams

[EmzyLovesRussell]

I want to also be the lady with all the kids! and i wanna be married to one person until i die.

G'wan hayley! i betcha you'll acomplish all these!

[LostMyyMarbles]

I have a red beta fish that is 3 years old! My mom says he/she/..it? doesn't want to die .. an immortal fish!

[will3music]

that harmony you sing is amazing, i can tell you're in a choir x

[beatingx3Babiii]

if you get any goldfish from a fair they last really freaking long.

i had one that lasted 5 years

and i have 2 right now who i think are 3 now.

[carmenriots]

1. I WANT THE THING WITH ALL THE KIDS TOO! seriously...i want 8 and they already have names. first and middle

2. Def wanna be married to just one person. <3

[FuzzbunnyProductions]

With all those kids I hope you have alot of money lol.

[brightasflame]

I think it's illegal to marry more than one person :P

[clicheddisaster]

My sister got a goldfish when she was 14, she's now 21. :) It's STILL alive.

[livrae888]

ooooooooooooo.

mmmmmmmmmmmm.

GGGGGGGGGGGG!

[missburn]

@clicheddisaster Wow, that's incredible.

[EggieMeggieX]

@clicheddisaster maybe it's not the same goldfish....

[SPLEclipse]

Here goes...

1) Based on statistics (I can't spell statistically), you have a 1/250 chance of being on the NYT best-seller list.

4) I might be able to help. (fanboy alert)

5) Get a Coy, they live longer than us...and they're kind of like goldfish(?)

6) You'll be featured within six months. I bet anything on it.

7) Try guitar. It's really not that hard and everyone and thier uncle can play it...kinda. I've been thinking of posting a "how to" on your iMovie closing song...

[NightAuthor]

Lol...procrastinator much?

[Froomla]

I've kept a goldfish alive for more than two years. I got it when I was six and it died when I was nine.

[joeistheworst]

You really should be featured, and I dig your dreams.

[serpentspeaker]

youtube NEEDS to feature you!!!!!!!!!!

[diramalamalam]

eeep i love your hair.

*jealous*

[blackpixiedust2008]

my goldfish lived 6 years and i got him at the carnival!

[MathleticsAustralia]

At 0:11. lol

[Irridescent]

I love the way you say "H" :D

[xxJUSTxMExERIKAxx]

i have bad luck with gold fishes... JIMMY ONLY LASTED A FEW WEEKS I MISS HIM SO MUCH!!!

[SimGrl101]

my goldfish lived 4 3 months.......yeah....

[hkkPRI]

intresting......

[Lycoris93]

my goldfish lived for 7 years...

[dancingxchick]

cool video hayley

[PoLaRIV]

lolol 0:28 was awesome :P sweet harmonies haha

[squaressquared]

my fish just died! he was almost exactly two years old. aw man. i need a super immortal fish.

[culbrethcow]

someone I know ate 9 chipotle burriots in one sitting.

[Pos111]

youre so complicated that youve complicated my life via my bleeding eyes and burning ears. im printing out my new dart catcher, its you. my new complicated life is so complicated that i am now attracted to the one that ruined it. thanks a lot, i hope you get bed bugs or something even more annoying.

[FushigiY]

very cute. sorry you got hacked. best wishes and nerdfighter love!

[rowlover]

I love the shot it ends on. You're so pretty. Sorry bout el hacker estupido:(

[payette]

omg I love this.

You are so fun. Here's a nice comment :-) Sorry your account at 5AGirls got hacked

xo,

Corey

[jasCONTRAjas]

It's possible for goldfish to live for more than a couple of months?

I obviously was doing something wrong...

[LoukAdz]

i want i want i want!!! its good to see youve set yourself goals.

[SparksCandy]

make your contest video, please!

[goingforthegold]

you deserved to be featured like 20 videos ago. youtube iz wack.

[maratonmaraton]

I wish U luck to get marriad to 1 person til the end of your life ,thats a very brave wish!

not many couples have accomplished that! all the best

[rachelfrench15]

hey - on the first one with the green t-shirt - ur wearin a shirt tht has the 5 Awesome Girls logo on! I no, im a loser 4 pointing tht owt lol

[HerbertWK4]

I agree with alot of your ideas, but mostly the goldfish idea!!!...i mean, they always die so fast!!!

[1moreLazarus]

It's how you know we love you.

[1moreLazarus]

Time for a new post.

[hayleyghoover]

I knoooooow. I'm working on it. :)

[Njrosman]

I feel more like responding to you cause he is a stranger and my mother told me never to trust and or post responses to strangers... it's funny how she knew that one day I would post responses to youtube videos back before I could walk... wait what?

[culbrethcow]

um sorry - this guy i know ate 9 chipotle burritos in one setting

[sillystrawberry868]

i've kept a goldfish alive for more than 2 years.

it lived for 4 1/2 years and was called 'the fish'

it was legendary haha.

=]

[googoopanda]

How can you eat two chipotle burritos in one day? I can barely eat one.

[jongased]

ur gorgeous

[blkdeath212]

lol ur awsome

[Nadroj8]

so why is everyoen makeing these.

like there cool and alll lol

:)!

sounds like a good life.

[Tekkenfreek234]

when da contest vid commin out haylie???????

[bLuEp00tzie]

okay so I know that I am somewhere around a month late... BUT, I thought of a 'you know you're addicted to youtube when' saying... YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO YOUTUBE WHEN YOU USE IT INSTEAD OF GOOGLE... obsessively.

[mathiasvercauteren]

Hi Hayley,

Just want to say that you're a really hilarious girl and that your vlogs are very entertaining to watch. So, keep up the good work and stay of drugs ;-)

Greetings from Belgium (in Europe)

mathias

ps: i have one video, but it's in dutch so you probably don't understand it

[magicishaq]

holy fucked i got spamed,, awesome i live u babe

fancy a bum

[KellyLupin]

I love #2. hahah

[MsPisces16]

I also want to be married to ONE person.

[loser078]

you have a rockin' voice.

[Fensterplaetzchen]

is that song an actual song or have you made it up?

it sounds pretty strong!

[minorityop]

You rock, Hayley. Your goals are admirable and I believe you can reach them.

[xfabiano]

hola como estay

[magicishaq]

garage band, is a a ripp-off of thewinekone u bitch!!!

[ArgueEverything]

settle down.

[WalksOnClouds]

Good goals. I have eight kids...beat THAT! ha

But really, I like the married to one person, lots of kids (as long as you & hubby can provide), NYTs best seller's list...its good.

[bmd66]

Well, I know one thing. You will get on the NYTimes bestseller list.

If the writing of your videos is any indication, it won't be too hard for you to attain that goal.

[1lawgrad]

i like your goal of doing your part to overpopulate the world and litter it w/ as megalomaniacs like mom

[bassguitarist]

The goal about kids is awesome. I totally would want to be known as "That guy with all the kids"

[americancutie1]

wow u posted this a day ago and already have so many views!

[squirrelyTONKS]

hahaha nice one... get cracking on that video... sheesh...

[PrincessSunlynn]

OMG LOL THIS IS WICKED FUNNY! LOL!

[latinapeacechick]

haley! i think it's awesome that one of your goals is to only be married to one person your whole life...that's one of mine.

[CookieTwilight]

latinapeacechick, same.

[tribekiller88]

takes ur time on dat contest vid hayley. good video.

[Laurbubble]

lol, loved the garage band bit! I've always wanted to learn to play an instrument. I don't think i've EVER eaten a burrito in my life..ooo tht'll have to be one of mine!

[ThreeofThree]

Ha! I've already done one of those. I had a gold fish for 8 years. :)

[towelmuppet]

8 years wow that is amazing

[misterfisherman]

stuffed and put on the mantlepiece?

[ThreeofThree]

hehe No. It lived in a fish bowel for eight years very much ALIVE. Thank you. :)

[misterfisherman]

yes.thank me for the pet advice

[petercourt]

haha @ the garage band part. Make sure you're motivated to actually do some of this stuff and not just say it. Buy a guitar. I dare you.

[Elrich89]

What's this?! I come to SCHOOL during STUDY LEAVE just so I can check my emails and YouTube due to a crashed hard drive...and find NO video collaboration?!

Rage pulses through my body.

Well, maybe I'm being a bit melodramatic, but I have to say, it's quite stunning that you haven't been featured by now.

I mean...I was featured for screaming about how I hate boring videos. SCREAMING, for God's sake. Jesus.

[Elrich89]

What's this?! I come to SCHOOL during STUDY LEAVE just so I can check my emails and YouTube due to a crashed hard drive...and find NO video collaboration?!

Rage pulses through my body.

Well, maybe I'm being a bit melodramatic, but I have to say, it's quite stunning that you haven't been featured by now.

I mean...I was featured for screaming about how I hate boring videos. SCREAMING, for God's sake. Jesus.

[RoboFillet]

I admire your 10 things a lot. You're an awesome girl, Hayley.

[bracefaceforever]

haha. You are one ambitious person!

[kobuknulu]

I agree with Glyphstream, we do have too many people on the planet... but you can still adopt a Million Babies!!

[Glyphstream]

Why does everyone want to have a ton of kids? We have 8 billion people on the planet and most of them are starving! Stop making babies!

[TheGapYears]

You forgot Visit an Indian Reservation! best goal ever. Come on - either enlightenment or cheap booze and cigarettes. Win/win.

[hayleyghoover]

I actually have before!

[disneykid1]

*fangirl.*

[hayleyghoover]

*fangirl the fact that you would suggest you fangirl me*

[JXintheZ]

Hehe!

Nice Hayley!

[defyinggravity89]

i love your list, especially the chipotle burriots. another amazing vid =D

[Watabird]

rawr! Make the contest video! XD

[Ryan85WVU]

I want to have a whole bunch of kids, too!

[tjbailey08]

I had 2 goldfish that both lived over 4 years, and they didn't even die, I was forced to give them away :(

[ohthatkristin]

I have all the same goals ... except for the kids one. Kids are pretty much the bane of my existence.

[fiveawesomepeeps]

You're pretty awesome.

[nrgins]

2 Chipotle burritos in one day? Sheesh -- i can eat two of them in one hour! you a lightweight, gal! ;-) Oh, and that is with extra meat, right? :-)

[TinyRefrigeratorMan]

"I want to be married to one (holds up one finger) person until I die."

That's very admirable. :]

You rock Hayley.

[werecohens]

The hardest thing on your list is for sure eating two Chipotle burritos. what do you get on yours?

[ledzeppelinisthebest]

my gold fish i had when i was eleven lived for 3 years!!!!! no joke

[Pogglie6]

you are very pretty! and funny. =]

i wanna write a bestselling book too. but i have no idea where to start... =[

[notsodarling2088]

the chipotle goal will be something you will regret. one is enough, but two? whooo, good luck.

[JealousGuy]

I wrote a movie. It was one of the most cathartic things ever :D

[bigmetaldude]

Contest videoooooooo. Nooooow. Or something.

Nice response you made to Jerry here. It was really really fun to do, wasn't it? Took me a bit to figure out all I wanted to list, but eventually I got there.

[RedDragonProductions]

You look like somebody on TV.

i can't point it out. =/

[Clareymare]

That's so funny Hayley.....just recently someone asked me what career I was thinking about, and (because I'm SICK of people thinking that being a stay at home mom is not an ambitious career) I was like, "oh I want to get married to someone that I passionately love, have 18 kids, like a million grandkids, and then die at age 100 in full possession of my mental abilities, sung to sleep by the voices of my kids and grandkids and greatgrandkids all around me." It was pretty epic.

[Hallowed21]

You're so great, you can make a really awesome and short video that changes my boring day like a magic trick or anything...

You rock!

[Jtubez]

Your awesome hayley, Chipotle is the best

[owlssayhooot]

Hi, I love you. xxx

[SMN1829]

I want you to get over yourself!

[owlssayhooot]

Yeah, jeez Hayley. You basically just spent ten minutes talking about how wonderful, hilarious, beautiful and fantastic you are.

Oh, wait, no you didn't.

That was me. In a comment.

[ProfessorSpork]

THUMBZ UP, HYDE.

[Mikisthatchick]

this was a great idea for a video! props to you and jerry!

[windowsintheskye]

OMG HAILY U IDIOT GET UR CONTEST VIDEO UP GOD.

I WILL TOTALLY UNSUB, LULZ.

just kidding, I love you.

Uhh. yeah.

[MelPuff]

YEAH HAYLEY WHERE IS YOUR CONTEST VID? HUH HUH?

Still love you though. xD

[TaishanpandaXD]

HAHA the army of hayleys...this sounds interesting. XD

[Jenniferiffic]

I hope you're a very successful author- you're going to need to be able to support your army of children!!

[gir1inthemirror]

All I ask is that you bring your army of children into my library.

And I know you could be on the NY Times Bestseller list. You have the talent. You can do it.

<3's

[potterwatch]

I'll get you featured.

Maybe.

[kaitlynwithakay]

I really liked your ten things.

I had a goldfish for about 8 years. I've had weirdly good luck with fish in my life.  Not so much with guinea pigs, however.

[InsideItAll]

Very neat-o. I agree with a lot of that stuff, especially the FEATURED part. Sometimes when I say that, or other people do, some people say it's selfish or rude to others who put hard work into their videos...what do THEY think? That WE DON'T put hard work into OUR videos? It takes a lot of hard thinking to think up a good idea [sometimes a script is included] and edit the video! I think more videos by non="famous" people should be featured!! It's not fair! Urg. Sorry. Just something on my mind.

[NeedaCoolUsername]

hahaha I love you Hayley. Please teach me your ways of awesomeness.

And bt dubs, I've kept a goldfish for about six or seven years :P

[mishiama]

I want my ex boyfriend to miss me and want me back =[

Not meaning to depress anybody. Sorry =P.

[jessicalestrange]

I've had gold fish for 10+ years. LOL

[honeydukes623]

What type of book/movie do you want to write?

I want to do most of those things too. I think the only thing you said that I disagree with is that I don't want too many kids.

[JeffMeetsWorld]

Everyone can be an Einstein. Everyone can be a Thatcher. Everyone can be a Rowling...

All you have to do is not put a limit to yourself.

[InsideItAll]

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

[crazynightmare93]

cool! good lifetime goals! lol

[laughingeyes927]

mmm...Chipotle...

[EmileyxSmiley]

I think the big goldfish live longer...

[maedchenausmars]

The big goldfish are the old goldfish. :) They get bigger over time.

[MyShowbizName]

You are so good at making videos! Teach me?

[glo1287]

my goldfish totally lived for 10 years... it was said when he finally died... but it was time... the fish went blind... and still survived for 2 more years after that!!!

[RandomReady]

How do you know that he went blind? Did he like run into the plastic castle?

[hayleyghoover]

Hahahaha!

[glo1287]

he got cataracts over his eyes... they looked like clear bubble things... he also did sometimes run into the glass

[alexjamesss]

My brother actually kept a goldfish alive for like, 4 years. And it was one of the school fair ones! You have hope!

[ShadeC4]

I agree with the last one you said. ;3

[Minish]

You said "hache" =)

I do the same thing.

Grr. The next "50 Things." I think I'll actually take part in this. I have a feeling that a lot of ours are going to be the same.

Why have I listened to your "Play an Instrument" song 20 times?!

[hayleyghoover]

Cool! Which three?

[littleradge]

Ahaha this one's pretty funny ^_^

[LoveCraken]

I wanna keep a friend alive for longer than two years.

CURSE YOU, FIERY RAGE

[x44jackal44x]

37 comments

[jesseislush]

Aww Youtubee.. Feature Hayley!Now! Because I said so! hehe

Oo your Five awesome girls haven't been featured yet have they?? i was wondering that earlier for some reason :D x

[wyatthaplo]

like the kids one lol made me laugh!

you know were all waiting for that contest video....drums fingers....

[wyatthaplo]

Also the duck and cover was adorable you knew these comments were coming didnt you? lol

[AkewsticRockR]

Apparently you also want to have the record for number of different outfits worn in one video.

[whylime21]

I currently have a goldfish that is about 5 years old.:)and it's wierd because i hardly ever feed him, yet he still lives!

[ellebelle1988]

I freaking love youuuu!

[smileyourassoff]

Yay.

[LeonWestbrook]

You should have been featured by now. They managed to feature ME!

[rhymingwithoranges]

Hi Hayley,

*waves*

Does the fact that I have never eaten a bortio make me a bad person.

I want to learn an intrument too!

Jaz

;)

[jerryhcooke]

if it does, then I'm bad too

I'm sure you can make veggie ones, but I've never tried, lol

[hayleyghoover]

Jerry, I'm a vegetarian. And I can pound back the burrito like nobody's business.

[jerryhcooke]

lol - I know you are ghoovs :p

[windowsintheskye]

Jerry, my mom makes them with vegetarian beans.

You can have some when you come here, k?

[ProfessorSpork]

As opposed to meat beans?

[windowsintheskye]

fosheeeezy.

[PDXvlog]

JP: HAYLEY IS SO FTW! =D