Jokes?

[julesforeverrr]

Mr. Doughnut at 0:47 !!! On the necklace rack! :)

[TomH7259]

How do you make a blond's eyes sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear. HAHAHAHAHA

[machoolwoo224]

i posted on facebook the ugly cow joke its pretty funny



[rolosum5]

Did that guy really fall at 2.07?  ^_^

[caroline1011017]

yo mama so dumb someone put a scratch n sniff sticker at the boottom of the pool and she drowned. like if you get it

[muisicoop]

to get to the scrambeld egg haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[music4lifeviolinplay]

i love your little kid voice

:>

[kbjwilliams]

Everyone calls your mama a squirrel becuase she always has nus in her mouth

Like if you get it(:

[lilcummy]

0:55 'Oooo friend' like if you get it. lol

[minaabby14]

lol she's like "nat ur so racist!" "DAMN STRAIGHT!" lol i love that part :D

[itsssERVIN]

"nat you're so racist!" "DAMN STRAIGHT!" oh nat, i love you. <3

[coconutdottyskylar]

u didnt do the mexican jokes

[lafon02]

HOTTNESS!

[hotty79able]

i love that song!

[0mgitzGeraldine]

this is a filipino joke that my mom told me Guy 1: use duck jump defense feet tale in a sentence Guy 2:

De duck jumped over defense feet first then tale.

[Thefreshnigga9]

Ya u welcome u welcome! Um...can I get yo #?!

[kutsikarin]

The sound after the title is from LOST! I just realized that!

[tHeLiTtLeOnE0067]

that sound @ the beginning is from the series lost

[MsTbabi1]

Freaking black people, lmaoo no no I love black people even though I prefer white people instead :D

[applepielee18]

Yo momma is so fat, the only thing stopping her from Jenny Craig is the door!

[BabyPinKSkittlez]

IM BLONDE

[Hmmfomtgal]

@BabyPinKSkittlez Me 2 but i tell blonde jokes every once in a while.

[19peridot97]

0:47 Is that mr. douhgnut on the necklace rack ? o3o

[goldenwingz99]

i dont get the blonde joke!

[goldenwingz99]

i found the doughnut finally!!!

[jgfhgfjfujtdujgdhgdt]

Did anyone eles thing " the little girl is holding a tampon ;D " lol i did

[HallieHumor]

iloveracistjokes , even though im not racist . XD

[Unbeginner]

I love racist jokes. I'm white, though, so if anyone knows any white race jokes, do reply, please.

[STATiKoSHOKo]

Shit i dont know! haha

[thetweenteam]

I just wanted to say the back uh yo head is ridicalis

[leahdonato]

Blonde:what does idk mean?

Brunette:i don't know

Blonde:how come everytime i ask noone knows the answer

[micarey214]

do u really like jokes?

[darya95able1]

what was the black joke???? i couldn't hear it

[WeRawrLouder]

i didn't get the jew joke?

[aznbgirl06]

@WeRawrLouder Nat was doing the infamous Nazi/Hitler salute.

[LostHero245]

The Jew joke. Might have lasted half a second but I was rolling.

[Blackpantherstomper1]

Black joke. Where is the best place to hide a black mans food stamps? Under his work boots.

[theorion1978]

Yo mama's so poor when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she growled - "Don't use the good china

[gacy12awesome]

i told my Grandpa the Filipino joke, and the asian joke..

and he is FULL filipino.. lived in the islands till he was like 8 and then moved here..

and HE STARTED BUSTING UP LAUGHING.!!

[altradude]

For those of you that didn't get the Filipino joke... IKOW (E-COW) means "you".

[Misszoe10134]

Anyone found mr doughnut ?

i found mr doughnut !! its in the bloopers

[Misszoe10134]

Anyone found mr doughnut ?

[pinkcutie68]

Yo Mamma so stupid that when she went to Target she wore camouflage from getting hit. Oh yea, so went there.

[pemdscad]

sex jokes

[LyricsGal2198]

guess wha- no, no, no no no, no, im not even gonna go there...

[MrsCaliGirl98]

yo mamas so fat she has to go to the sea world to get babtized!!?? luuuurve iiit!!

[DrPurpleLOBSTER]

YO' Mama is so fat that she has to use a mattress as a tampon .

[spikesan2211]

LOL THE BACK OF UR HEAD IS RIDICULES!!!!!

[jgfhgfjfujtdujgdhgdt]

Black joke - EPIC ! ^.^

[rotcada]

i really love the "cow joke". . .XD nyahahahaha.

[LovesHerMusic0128]

I'm the type of person that laughs at a joke three times. Once, when I hear it. Again, when it's explained. And five minutes later when I finaly get the joke.((:

[markylala91]

i like the filipino joke...

IKAW~~

lol

[jerlinjerlin]

What do you call a Cow, "IKAW". lol

[mkba95]

@ndtitanlady who is jackie lang anyways ????

[xoPurpleCupcakexo]

Girl:Natnatnatnat

Nat:Who?!

girl:I have a joke for u.When does the chicken cross the joke?

Nat:NONONONONO

LOL :DD

[emilyg1331]

I have a joke for you: what is a 7 letter word that poor people have but rich people dont need. if you drink or eat you die?. My Friend Jasmine told me this joke.

[emilyg1331]

@emilyg1331 This is a smart joke!

[iSAYpew2u]

I KNOW WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD

TO GET TO YOUR HOUSE

KNOCK KNOCK. WHOS THERE?

THE CHICKEN!

[XshimiX123]

confused at 2:19 what is she saying is it he cow or a cow confused lol someone tell me

[cocofamily1]

TRUE FACT ! never dyy your hair blonde -.-'' it getss u stupid >-<

im about 2 b 14 n when i dyed my hair blonde idk i went stupid .-. then i dyed it back 2 dark brwn n i was mahh smart O.o it was wierd :+

[LordSarito]

@cocofamily1 If you had brown hair whilst typing this then you theory was proven wrong.

[cocofamily1]

@LordSarito okiee my friend did tht shit n shes failinq when she was the smartest person in class so my theory is rite jus not 4 every1 >-<

[iRiShCooKie97]

whats that song called



[kamango25]

LOL " The back of your head is ridiculous!" I love the can i have your number dude

[theyt5]

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

with a STRAW mwhahahahaha

[ALASSS1]

you look like LILY THAI lol hehehhehe

[RubyoFaith]

Does anyone know what the song is called at the start? If so please reply x

[chenny18]

@RubyoFaith MIA - Paper Airplanes

[RubyoFaith]

@chenny18 Thank you very much x

[chenny18]

@RubyoFaith :)

[HipieGirl1786]

Yo Mama so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watch the couch

[Kimacionisyours]

You fo'got the knock-knock jokes. :]

[pokemaster1234567899]

Is that a Giant Tampon ?!?! =\

[MrMenextrime]

funny



[winxclub710]

i luv the smart/true jokes.. ;)

[beckyyandmarmar]

do you even know what soowwoopp mean ?

[YusufCawthon]

her lisp is hilarious

[AndreaLOVEx3]

Mr. Doughnut is in between your necklaces when you are talking about the yo mama jokes :D

[2bueno4u]

what u call a pregnant horse combiatauntis :) up this if u understand that

[gagatep450]

putang ina mo!!!!!!!

[CelloDrums330]

@gagatep450 no cursing

[deirochimaru25]

Hey that was MadTV can I have your number at the end lol

[transformettes18]

@deirochimaru25 lol i luved tht episode

[1209mitch]

lol

[21Trea]

ah the asian joke was so funni

[fidelvis]

mabajo aung pujit mo

[camamarucamama]

and you ain't funny at all

[camamarucamama]

for a filipino acting white, you sure look ugly.

[whybother1100]

hahaha how do you get a watermelon pregnant you paquan lol jk jk jk okay bye

[azmidasimin]

hey nice shades , where ya get em ?

[DDSmusicals]

the song played at the end is on a playstation3 game called Lifttle big Planet and it is really fun thumbs up if you agree!

[KoizumiMN]

I asked my friend the asian joke, i was like "Courtney, how do you blindfold an asian?" and she said "You dont?"

[JuiceBag808]

Her:"Freaking cholos"

Friend: "So racist"

Her" DAMN STRATE

[MrILLMINDED]

cholos x3

[edster210]

What happen to mexican jokes? What's the difference between a bench and mexican? The bench can support a family. Hahahahah, ya it's mean, but we all have to laugh at ourselves once in a while, ya i'm mexican.

[cookiemonkey610]

man ur funni!

[archerpur7]

*I don't hate black or blonde people is wut I tried to say, stupid ipod

[archerpur7]

Blonde and black jokes are my favorite. No u dong hate blonde or black people lol

[janetmicah]

hey love you think your great ,not my computer, your gonna be great don't stop little drunk but you need to know,just keep going,you'll find what you want,take care..

[CockyDickPenis]

Nazi salute is on the right hand

[LoveablyUncool]

smart joke: You're as sweet as 3.14

Also, blonde jokes are fail.

[whattheima]

I love racist jokes :D

[2105trish]

nebermine - lmfao

[PrincessofAwsomeness]

chuck norris is the reason Waldo is hiding :D

[AlyssaErynnn]

lmaoooo

the jew joke!

hahahahaha

and the filipino joke! lmfaoo!

i ran out the room and told my sister haha

[loonaticaaron]

LOL :dang shit iono"

[tedjs05]

LMAOOOO 3:32-3:40 ( :

the back`a`yo head is ridickalousss ( :

[AnGeLWiTAGLiTcH]

uhh i don't know if this is a joke or not, but it's one of my faves. "Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass...he DARES it to grow." ^__^ my all-time fave.

[bringitaroundtownnnn]

@AnGeLWiTAGLiTcH ahahah, woohh . my mathh teacher was like, obsessed with chuck norris .(: you remind me of him .(:

[SuperPercabeth]

hey nat wanta here a joke no no no

[superuglyasiankid]

haha sorry, I didn't mean to be offensive, it's just a JOKE.

[superuglyasiankid]

are you a farmer? cause you sure know how to raise a cock! LOL. and Why are black people so tall? cause their KNEES GROW.. ahah get it? negro? yeahhh ahahaha

[KI987123]

@superuglyasiankid Thats so wrong its not even funny!

[pokey2484]

what did one statue say to the other statue.."hoy estatue" *apply filipino accent* =x love it

[imanigirl2]

i can tell you live in California

[ILoveChipsnFries]

"the back of yo head is ridiculous!" AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

madtv baby

[4MI3L]

yo mama's so poor

when i rang her door bell

she said "DING DONG"

lol.

[iAlexSchroeder]

lolz so old

[sEcReTWiShEs62112]

i didn't get the Jew joke XD

[JonasLuvBug2]

@sEcReTWiShEs62112 when she does the hand thing it means hitler

and hitlers a ASSHOLE XD

[shulmanstallion240]

@sEcReTWiShEs62112 thats the solute to Hitler......hitler---jews----h­olocaust

not good

[appleslushie16]

what do you call an ugly cow?

what?

A COW!!!

[fil1p1n04ko]

the filipino joke made me LOL :D

[twiztidlestat]

I swear you sounded so cute when you pushed over the bear

[soccer4life911]

Hahahahahaha the phillipino joke was hilarious :)

[HarryPotterFreak618]

how do you confuse a blond?

put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner

now how does a blond confuse you?

she find the corner.

[cookiemonkey610]

wow ur realy funi

[MelvinEncarnacion]

you look black when you talk about the cholos. 3:18

[RoqueyB]

Why do Mermaids wear Seashells?

cuz Bshells would be too small and Dshells would be too big

hehehehe

[notyouraveragething]

person 1- how many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a light bulb?

person 2- i don't know how ma-

person 1- WANNA GO RIDE BIKES!?

sorry to anyone with A.D.D reading this :P

[gehrett123]

whats white and black on top? rape!

[HarryPotterFreak618]

@gehrett123 this made me laugh :)

[gehrett123]

whats white and black on top? rape!

[alexatetris]

lol i love the Lost intro thing

[ohmysock101]

Thats what she said.... my fav joke-ish thing

[HelloNewYorkCity]

i think your not offensive at all to me, and all you people have to pipe down and push that "funny" meter to "kurt vonnegut/satire/racist mode"

[happymerryjoygirl]

i have a joke.have you seen the movie constipated yet? of course not it hasn't came out yet! lol get it?

[Awindip]

Lmao the west Nile joke made me lol

[ohmanserina]

i hate niggers.

[xFredxSmoshx]

Lol "No no no no" // and then theres another filipino joke "Why do they call itlog itlog? because it look good to me!" Lmao

[cholez10]

GURL... THE BACKA YO HEAD IS REDICILOUS.... lovethat<3

[vampItUp96]

what would u do without ur memories?

forget.

ahhhaa(: !

[andergra000]

CAN I GET YOUR NUMBA?? CAN I GET YOUR NUMBA?? yOU GOT A DAMN FINE NAME!! SO.. cAN I GET YOUR NUMBA?? HAHA

[DrPurpleLOBSTER]

Why did the blonde hop the chain-link fence?

She wanted to see what was on the other side. -___-

[XxilikesoupxX]

How do chinks name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

[jericalynlyn28]

CrAzY viDeO

[BlaccDaisy]

3:16 .....hilar..like the whole was vid wa hilar..but i like tht part and forwardd...DAMN STRAIGHT...taheehee

[happymerryjoygirl]

i told my Asian friend the asian joke and she laughed oh and not to be racist but i found this joke that said what do you call a white person between 2 black people? an oreo

[RandomMyra]

lol i know that filipino joke =P my friend said that to me at school and i started laughing but every one looked at us like we were idiots

[happymerryjoygirl]

what do you call a sad berry? A BLUEBERRY lol

[MistressOfUnknown401]

What's the difference between outer space and a blonde?

-In outer space there are hope for intellegent life.

[keduardop]

wut black people what??

2:45

[kamille911]

she raised her arm cause its the hault hitler sign

[Cheddar323]

@ 2:51 did that black chick just rape u? lol!!

[Agunez93]

ahahah

"knock knock"

"whos there?"

"ako ma ba""

"ako ma ba who?"

(^^ahah get it? you just said you smell really bad) (^u^)

[shevaunkaulana]

what do u call a strong pig?

naPIGsa

[394188001]

why dont you ever run over a black kid on a bike? becuase chances are its YOUR bike

[SnipezFatGirls]

@394188001 what do black kids give you for christmas? your bike back.

what do you say when you see your tv float at night? drop it nigger.

whats faster than a black guy stealing for bike? his cousin stealing the vcr.

why are black people getting stronger? because tv's are getting bigger.

[RCman]

@SnipezFatGirls lol. messed up! everybody needs tv!

[dorkypoptart]

i love the rasest jokes to i liked it wen shes like freaken cholos ima like that to and iam latino

[koolkats3]

lameeeee.

[totally123random456]

haha at the end i get it it's from madtv!!! can i have yo numba?

[EllaFrizzell]

that dance at the beginning was amazing.

[cullenchic97]

haha some of tose jokes were funny i especcially like the blonde joke( the one wit the tree)

[starshley101]

ur awesome!

[mispokeme]

i dont think your offensive at all, but ur funnY :DDDD

[angelprincess828]

HOW DO YOU BLINDFOLD AN ASIAN?! idk with dental floss! or something like that xD

[lovesuckz112]

@X0xChalotteLouisex0X

And it means hail Hitler.

[cheyannnx]

haa 2:50 you hear in the back "ooohhhh"

[X0xChalotteLouisex0X]

what was the Jew joke about?

[deeko102]

@X0xChalotteLouisex0X Hitler came and killed alot of jews and Hitler held his hand up like that when he did it

[uniquegirl03]

ahahah the black jokes was hela funny