Red State Update: Hillary's In It 'Til Somebody Gets Shot

[brotherbriann]

LOL.... the last thing you want is a VP who's a suspect before you even get shot!

[mol3898]

Hey look my it my cousin fred and his buddy!!

[hd7480]

It doesnt matter what their talking about their funny mf'ers

[leeroybrown44]

obama is a crooked politician

homosexual

crack smoker

muslim

racist and racist can be any color not just white.

[Jerryfalwell]

--leeroybrown44

obama is a crooked politician

homosexual

crack smoker

muslim

racist and racist can be any color not just white.---

OH STOP LEEROYBROWN, you know you're trying to get people to think GOP people are THAT much of a bigot so they'll vote for Obama... OH WAIT, a lot are! LOL sorry, go ahead with your hateful post! ha

[Thesouthman]

OBAMA '08 OBAMA '08 OBAMA '08 !!!!!!!!

[deerhunter45628]

are you people going to commit mass suicide when McCain wins?

[pln1212]

Spread the word and this youtube

watch?v=R_yVxv0I1_I

I love Youtube and these two guys as does Jeff.

It's the comments that must be read and seen!!!!!!!

Albert Arnold Gore Jr

[KaiToTheN]

funny!!

[ghostspy44]

rinean you again holy moly shut up with your liberal created videos that are just trying to make or country look like crap.

[Rinean]

Everyone Watch PAINFUL DECEPTIONS Documentary and FREEDOM to FASCISM by Aaron Russo!!!! These are very important documentaries that hold truths and discoveries about our country's government. PLEASE WATCH THEM!!!!

[franklupus]

By the way Hitler was elected, democratic style.

They voted for Bush, then who is the idiot?

Then they voted for Barack Hussein Obama: idiots round 2

[franklupus]

Yes black people can be racist just as anybody. Here in Los Angeles where blacks and Latinos are shooting each other regularly.

Funny Barrack claims he can bring peace in the middle east. He couldn't even bring peace in his hood Chicago ha ha ha!

Rookie's false promises

[MaddOphelia]

"burr-hamilton style debate..." ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

priceless.

[activoDS]

black people can be racists dumbass

[NanceeLL]

Very true ! Anyone who thinks they can't does not know alot do they? lol

[matbecuming]

thats was funny as hell but i know where you are coming from with it.

[johnshipe]

That last line is precious. I'm a democrat, and I now dislike Hilary as much as right wing radio talk show hosts dislike her. She's gone mad from the fight or something... must be the post traumatic stress syndrom from that sniper fire.

[riethc]

Good point!

[BlackAdder6]

umm, I'd be happy with either Obama OR McCain

Personally obama would be my preference, But I see no inherent evil in either

[leeroybrown44]

PLEASE DON'T VOTE FOR RACIST OBAMa

[roose85723]

how can he be racist when he's black?

[kashbme]

How can Dr. Laura be sexist when she's a woman? I hope you already had your answer before I made this comment, but take my word for it, no one is above hate (not saying that Obama is racist, but you get the idea).

[roose85723]

it was a joke. i had just seen something on tv how they were saying if you asked a black person if something is racist against white people they don't think it is. psychology is an interesting thing.

[kashbme]

Well, I'm black and I think a racist statement is a racist statement. By the way, I don't know who that 'study' was geared toward, but most black people I know don't even like Farakhan. But yeah I like satire. That's why I'm here.

[kashbme]

Jeremiah Wright is probably racist, but not Obama. That's kind of like people saying that Bush is racist. Neither statement is true.

[razgriz55]

Obama gets president,hitlery gets VP...she gets someone to kill obama shes president...thats how it will happen

[ayutthayatrojan]

What a sad state of affairs - 300m people and Americans have a choice of McCain (a tired and aged Bush style clone)and Obama and Clinton. Seems like only one choice - Obama. Buckle up and let's see what he delivers.

[RomMechEng]

Obama is NO choice. What an idiot he is in all 57 states.

[forchangeandunity]

mccain is reflection of another bush administration..he talks of self-proclaimed differences between bush and himself but his action is the opposite..if you want more of bush like president vote mccain..he wish to stick with the old ways and is not of change...the old politiicans cannot accept change because its too inconvenient for them..they have the notion that sitting down with hostile leaders is crazy and its beacuse of this old weak leadership the world is where it is today..go barack 08

[averitas]

You don't even believe that. Do you know how many Sunday shows of McCain stabbing republicans in the back there are? You think they wanted McCain Feingold, amnesty, Gitmo closed, the telecomm shift, etc.?

You missed how he stabbed Bush up real good his last run for office, didn't want to be seen with him (same now, but wants Bush to fundraise... I don't get it either).

Serious: Each time McCain says something about Obama, watch Obama say he holds the same position so what is Mc saying.

[mistermxyztplk]

Colbert has got to have them on the report

[textronasv]

Ron Paul is still running and I will be writing him in! I will not settle for the lesser of the evils. How anyone can even think about voting for the other three jokers is beyond me! Scares the shit out of me!

[ProserpinaFC]

you may not settle, but the 50 million people who voted in this contest didn't pay him much mind.... and I think that counts more.

>__>

just saying...

[roose85723]

i can't believe he's still running.

[tripperday]

Can you believe it now?

[NLBrindley]

There is nothing sexier than a Red State Guy!

[bgbreakdown]

I am so hooked on "Red State"!

[Qaf01]

I love "Red State Update" guys you should be the Jon Stuarts of the republican side.

I would say the Republican Party should employ you because you have a mainstream appeal, how

If a person from Brittan likes your show surly there would be millions of Americans that would watch your show.

Think about it "the red state show" conservative and proud good old boys,

Am telling you boys u sitting on a golden show.

The theme song should be American pie- Don McLean

[woopwoopLinz]

Democrats don't know shit, Republicans have the right idea, but they don't follow through with it. Everyone, vote Libertarian. It'll be the best thing for you, and the country.

[Yakko77]

I voted Libertarian back in 2000. Sure the guy had a snowballs chance in hell at winning but at least I voted for who I wanted at the time. I broke down and voted for Bush in 2004.. regretted it soon after too. Hell, I'm just about to the point where I'll write in Jackie and Dunlap at this point. Why vote for the lesser evil after all?!?! ;-)

[kukuruda]

You could have supported Ron Paul when it mattered. He was a true Republican. Bush, Mccain et al are only corporate shills, masquarading as republicans. You think they have the right ideas, but don't follow through? They don't follow through because they never intended to. You have bought their propoganda.

[JayKHazen]

Aaron Burr! DJ Jazzy Jeff! This video has everything!

[Bahlz]

Gotta love the Ref. to

DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince - Nightmare on my street.

Quality!

[renijohn012270]

You got the beers, the booze, the fried chicken, but your missing the noose, the confederate flag, the wife with no teeth and a picture of George Bush!

[VerbotenDingleberry]

GFYOYBFWE

[Ductapecrazyglue]

Due to the recent popularity all those items are on national back order.

[Gondring]

"Burr/Hamilton-style debate" 

ROTFLOL!!! Best one of the whole series!

[LauraIsBorn]

Whole-heartedly agree!!!

[TexasKailee07]

marry me dunlap lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tolabrew]

Mercury landing, moonshot failed

[jackkniphe]

you got to love the beanut butter and banana sandwich

[Robfenix]

LOL

[rh7onda7]

who the heck is roach?

[GRock732]

Bob Barr for Pres.

[misterfisherman]

the american version of the chavy gypo from the uk

[messabout1]

Is that KFC original or crispy recipe? And why ain't there chicken grease on Jackie's lips?

[jimford85]

Its true and I think most American's know it but the Clinton campaign has always had assassination as a fall back plan.

[TiminPhoenix]

Dunlap was drafted! Look at that haircut.

Jackie was also, but by another military. I mean look at that Taliban beard.

I think I'll go have a ham sandwich. Which by the way was what was eaten by Garfield right before he took a bullet I do believe.

[Yakko77]

I'd pay good money to see a Burr-Hamilton style debate. Except both Clinton and Obama are so anti-2nd Amendment they might just shot themselves by accident.

[rmd2a1]

Burr-Hamilton debate...classic!

[gablefan01]

Nothing I love more than a good history joke!

[cloudDrake]

A Burr-Hamilton style debate... you guys are priceless.

[gunman50cal]

you arfe so right hillary needs to go to HELL

[rijuco]

rgbflawed (32 minutes ago) Show Hide

"There were certain moments in this video where Dunlap looks like he's 70 years old."

He did look pretty young in this one, didn't he. :P

[rgbflawed]

There were certain moments in this video where Dunlap looks like he's 70 years old.

[SharonCobb]

I gotta post this one on my site...maybe promo your new cd while I'm at it.

Love ya two!

Sharon

[iloveprettywoman]

hahaha !

[TjOregon05]

You guys are the Dream Team.

[benelli10]

haircut?

[hahayouarefunny]

Hey, Animal Planet is educational.

I learned from the kid on "Evan Almighty" who learned from Animal Planet that the Argentinian lake duck has a penis as long as its body.

[hahayouarefunny]

I enjoyed the Burr / Hamilton reference.

Hey, does anyone remember when that was on a milk commercial?

[hahayouarefunny]

Found it.

watch?v=evdJ9nhAGAM

[hahayouarefunny]

Yeah, he does! :)

I hadn't known that he posted videos though. I had always just seen him as a tagger. Also, I had assumed he was female for some reason; it's a lovely name.

[battlehappy]

"The guy that shoots him has a better chance of being vice president. . ."

Ain't that the truth. It's been ugly.

[VenicDred]

Brilliant as always fellas!

[patriot1954]

Hell, who needs CNN and FOX. Keep up the commentary boys; makes me proud to live in Tennessee.

Patriot

[BillyDOOM23]

That was certainly an unfortunate comment.

[mikma]

have a new cam but it broke another one is in the mail to me hope its here soon

[durbanbudz]

Dunlap.....were you and the 'lawn boy' in a fight this weekend?

[todd6126]

Holy shit Dunlap! Did Jackie give you a haircut? Or did you catch lice from one of your girlfriends?

[dejahthoris]

I still think it should be jackie broyles and the Loche ness monster

[asdffd]

HBO, what will it take for you to give all the deserving comedians on YouTube a show. Folks like Jackie and Dunlap and Jon LaJoie. Yep, that's about it- pretty short list. But give 'em a show dammit!

[zaneman1]

dunlap got a haircut LOL!

[AmericanCountryPride]

Hillary's in it 'til I shoot her! LMAO!

[tableturns77]

fuck that cunty ass bitch

[smartcookie76]

Dunlap - grow back the hair on the sides of your head

[terrordactyI]

Indeed

[Knapping4Fun]

Dunlap - did you go git a freebie down at the beauty school again? I assume you picked up one of the young beauty school chicks while you was there.

[scrumpy4444]

Looks like the Clintons will be killing more people :/

[red05hemi]

OUCH, Spot on!*****

[ickupgrl]

nice haircut Dunlap!

[slinkyspedboy]

google vince foster. Better yet, google "clinton body count".

[kukuruda]

Thanks, I will. The woman has ton of skeletons in her closet. Does she think the republicans won't drag all of them out in the general election. We have had almost eight years of a guy who doesn't deal with reality, and HRC is showing the same trait.

[MJJLWolf]

My name is Vince Foster and Hillary killed me!

[wavymavy]

I dearly love the confused expression Jackie gets on his face every now and then. "Yeah, Jackie bumps some jams..." Classic.

[wareaglebabe11]

nice haircut dunlap

[asdffd]

Question for gay Red State viewers:

Would Dunlap be considered a Bear or a Cub?

[MJJLWolf]

Bear. Duh.

[asdffd]

I thought Bears were supposed to have beards and be somewhat hairy? And Dunlap is relatively clean shaven. Plus he's kinda young. I'm guessing he would be categorized as a Cub.

[pinkbandgeek]

I noticed the kfc bucket was up front...

[boundless1986]

kfc mashed potatoes and gravy mmmmm headless chickens are soo yummy (pun on peta)

[b5kalad]

Remember Vince Foster!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FreedomsPatriot]

We will NEVER forget Vince Foster and the 80+ Hillary burned alive!

[117rebel]

who's vince foster?

[KarlNemetski]

Wow! Was there/is there really a plot to assassinate Barack Obama? Hillary really went out on a limb with that assertion. The assassins in her hypothetical scenario would have to be totally relentless and have super high powered sub-machine guns in order to blast the U.S. Secret Service agents who wouldn't really seem to be able to protect Obama if that happens. I can see how she ignited a controversy over her prediction about that plot.

[calvinjones]

product placement; kfc, jack danniels?

[HarmonyNGA]

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of

fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today"

- Barack hussein Obama, Memorial Day 2008

LOL..Obama sees Dead People..Make a youtube of that..LOL

[LittlePinky82]

LOL about the Lincoln debate lol. I got the history joke too. :) LOL about the guy and Hillary LOL! So true! I love the KFC there! LOL!

[originaldylan]

5 days go by and the best you can give us is 2 minutes????

[Noyjeetut]

Good video guys. Hilary is just digging herself deeper and it makes top notch fodder for you guys. :P

[kathicII]

Burr Hamelton debate! Lol, I am suprised he knew that 1.

[DereckLamar]

I love these guys AUH HELL! LOL

[t4705mb6]

The Clintons are next door neighbors and chums of the Rockefellers and VERY close friends of the Bush family. I believe that Bill & Hillary have made a deal with the neocon chickenhawks to help split the Deomcrats & help John McBush become grandpappy president. I'd keep an eye on McBush's running mate because I think THAT person will end up the REAL dictator when McBush buys the farm. Johnny already has one foot in the grave & the other on a banana peel.

[b5kalad]

If the bushs and the clintons have a made a deal than why not have hillary as prez???

[t4705mb6]

That's a good question. We know from documents, people were used to split parties in the past by the "opposing" party. It seems that both parties are really one. I believe, THIS time, they want McBush to win because they're planning MASSIVE changes to the US, including BIG wars. & utterly gutting the constitution with martial law in order to form the new north american union. McBush, a war 'hero' is seen as soldier & Hillary is a "weak" woman. I'm sure there are many othert reasons as well.

[b5kalad]

To be honest, I do not believe it really matters in this upcoming election. Whoever wins will only make matters worse.

Many people believed the democrats will pull out of Iraqi (or de-fund it) if they took over congress. Well guess what they did and NOTHING happened. The troops are still there.

[t4705mb6]

Something BIG is planned for the US. In the month of April 2008 we drove over 11 Billion (!) miles LESS than April 2007...and the price of fuel skyrocketed! A price increase EVERY day for the past 20 days! I've done a LOT of investigating & it seems that our 'government' works for outside investors. We only have ONE party. It really doesn't matter WHO you vote for. "Do you want your milk in a cup or a glass?" "I don't WANT milk!" China & Russia are joining forces! Will this be the BIG war??

[b5kalad]

A friend of mine just got back from France. When you do the math on gas there is comes out to just over eight dollars. The price of fuel is up all over the world and not just here in the USA.

[t4705mb6]

World has paid MUCH more for fuel for ages. Here, a huge difference in IMPACT of high fuel. US has hardly ANY mass transport systems. US cars are TERRIBLY inneficient. We don't ALLOW most fuel efficient vehicles to be sold here. US is worlds major corn supply. 2008 25% of corn goes to bio-fuel- 50% next year. Corn is FOOD, NOT fuel. Ethonal costs MORE to produce than gas! In the US wind & solar energy is discouraged-but used in many countries. Think our government doesn't know this? Smell a rat?

[b5kalad]

True there are many rats!! But do you believe for a minute the european leaders care about there people??? Hell no.

Regarding bio-fuel (which I am not a big fan of) they (the UN) would be demanding more if the USA signed the Kyoto treaty. That thing is just an cover to put more control on all of us. I work for a French company. The crap they now have to put up with is out of this world (communist). Take care,

[t4705mb6]

Rich are making a last ditch effort to change the world-EVERYTHING. Because of population growth, time is running out for them. Humanity is breaking up into splinters with their own interests. That is NOT good for CONTROL. They want to 'unify' us under 1 fasciist government(They LOVE how China's run! Nixon saw that dictatorship & DROOLED!). Everything's crashing NOW. Energy, food, war! To get it started, US people MUST go to the streets. WHAM! Martial Law! Please, reply at my site? Peace.

[kukuruda]

I have been reading a biography of Hilter. I was always curious as to how a maniac was ELECTED to power. After Bush was elected twice to my utter amazement, I started reading up on Hitler. The contrasts are truely frightening. We have become a nation of sheep, willing to believe headlines and bumper stickers. WAKE UP AMERICA.

[t4705mb6]

Hitler was selected by Jesuits to fulfill a plan long in motion by world bankers. They liked his political savy & approached him in prison & backed him with unlimited funds. Ironically, the USA & England investors gave the most. The Jesuits wrote Mein Kamf for Hitler. He had little to do with the best seller. Bankers prepared Germans for WWII by hyperinflation & humiliation. ALL Bush 'elections' were rigged & the media helped. He didn't win any of them. Both Hitler & Bush were puppets. (cont.)

[abarzilai664]

Wow 20 comments and yet it was viewed 237 times, by three days there will be 500 comments and it will be viewed 5,000 times.

HILLARY SUCKSSSSS!!!!!!

[usnationalist]

gold

[CrocodileAvoider]

They can try to shoot him, but they will miss because his head is so tiny.

[Shane585]

no way they can miss the ears.

[souljaEXVOTO]

Hillary thinks we have to wait until all the assassins have had their proper say, gotta count all those votes. She likes them more than caucus states anyway. Maybe she should hire a Bosnian sniper. They're Vicious this time of year I hear.

[dman71215]

"The guy who shoots Obama has a better chance as

VP than Hillary"...Classic gold...5 STARS LMAO

[tigertank06]

if he gets shot then people will point the fingers at clinton.

[chumashfalcon]

There is some KFC gravy running down the side of that container. Thats some good gravy going to waste. It's a shame to see you guys waste such a valuable commodity. "The Colonel's Gold"

[747dog]

......obama did get secret service protection sooner than anyone else.... but then they might be the shooters... myself I think shooting is too good for any of them...

[anythingdammit]

Naw shooting is perfect.

[JMTAmerica]

Wait...didn't Hillary sing that song, "To Sir HAN With Love"?...it's a history joke...

[asdffd]

LOL! That's hilarious in a sicko kinda way. Good luck getting someone on this board to know what the hell you are talking about though.

[iMBBonlyone]

i think most of us are old enough to get that.

[gmfutube]

Priceless!

[757Watson]

Yall talk about politicals all the time talk about somthing else for once. Harry Potter was the funniest thing you did. You guys are not viewed as much, come up with some new material. We don't want to hear about hillaray or barak bin laden anymore!!!

[godlyfighter]

I got the Burr/Hamilton joke. For those who don't understand, he's suggesting that Clinton would like the chance to shoot Obama. That actually sounds like a fun way to descide a president. Battle to the death! I would still prefer a steal cage.

[godlyfighter]

Sorry, I meant steel cage.

[gmfutube]

steal cage was a nice freudian slip. ;)

[vertigate]

LOL at the ending.

[TeleShaman]

ol' Jackie bumps some jams... Wha? HAHAHAHA!

[jtheman20]

just me or did dunlap get a haircut?

[iMBBonlyone]

team: if he gets shot in office you get clinton/ pilosi - two women

[gmfutube]

When a president dies in office the VP selects the new VP. Speaker of the House has nothing to do with it, and her name is Pelosi.

[iMBBonlyone]

not if clinton gets it at the same time. i know how it's spelled, i don't know why i typed it that way, oh well oh hell.

it's scary any way you look at it with tthe players involved : P

[iMBBonlyone]

Yeah!!

[revjmike]

Your closing comment was clever and correct, but most importantly FUNNY!

Another great vid.

Thanks.

[AuroraKismet]

We should bring back dueling.

[asdffd]

LMAO! Greatest title for a video ever!

[puffalo]

Law and Order just aint the same is it Jackie?

[JonnaDW]

Nice KFC addition. I'm your Vice President, now! hehe Didn't Cheney shoot someone? LOL! Sounds pretty vice presidentish to shoot someone.