"Myspace Girlfriend" - Standup Clip - Jay Malone

[SnarePops]

I saw this guy in a club last night and nearly pissed myself laughing. Really good comic.

[DeadByDemandVG]

so thats how they found Bin laden lol

[tobinbryan]

hes stage performance is very similar .. talk fast, emphasize and his voice very nice

[bubafoo]

this guy is hilarious! so good at talking and his timing is good.

[Midnight0Mistress]

I love your video, it was witty and funny.

[SpoonHurler]

I got a blind date tomorrow with a Kay Bennito. But it's cool, I met her on facebook and I talked to her on Skype for the last two months.

[dangweareonfire]

This dude is fucking funny! why is he not more famous?!?!

[MelanieMarie1976]

LouieCK WANNABE!! - nice try....but you failed :)

[ThisIsOurHouseCoach]

So THATS how they found osama :O

[WindwolfBlog]

This guy is kinda funny! That was a really good bit. 

[apatel769769]

Osama is dead!! :D

[SirExxodus]

The 8 dislikes are from Kay Bennito.

[kktubelt]

...so that's how they got him...

[umrshb123]

she listened to his advice and that is how they got Bin Laden....lol

[sniperNick2015]

this guy is hilarious

[midasOFkme]

HILARIOUS OMG HAHA

[leereedeastern1]

He was catfished.

[JakeVhabae]

This IS the movie Catfish...

[rickbangkok]

MSN 2nd base for losers....so true!

[vintageclash]

this is the funniest video/routine i have ever watched.. holy crap!!!! im crying right now! loved it...

[jjthepirate2]

this is just like the movie catfish!

[johnny33ish]

that guys pretty damn good

[TheBaronessIsAwesome]

Haha I do have a kid, but I'm not married! Call me! :D

[LokkerG]

Everyone gets confused when the uploader and the person on the video is the same person... though, most people lie out their ass when they say they're the one in the video. Ironically, most of the dating online is like sport fishing: You land your catch and toss 'em back after its over... but the one that fell for the bait still wonders what the hell happened. Still, it's great to hear that you rose above it and made it your material. Never trust what you see, if pictures are all you see.

[petterzon92]

Hahahha!! :D

[XTheProfessorXAND1]

lol this guy is hilarious

[wirklichdoof]

that part about osama was great :)

[RoyalRamirez]

i had a few drinks, i wonder if this is as funny as i think it is right now XD

[Omaticnumba1]

I Lve this guy hes too funny and hes canadian lol

[laughorce]

FYI: do NOT attempt drinking while watching this. And we´re not talking booze. Even water. Any beverage. Just don´t. My neighbours must think I´m dying: choking and laughing. Or crazy. Or, watching Jay Malone.

[crux440]

I LOVE THE PART ABOUT THE MIDDLE EAST xD

[beatseeker18]

Lol!!!

[LuisFelipeGD1978]

Pretty good....... thumps up ;)

[alibux]

LOL!! Awesome!!

[PBGSURFER65]

Great stuff,please continue...

[Exzeluke]

laughing so hard I scared the dog...

thanks. UPLOAD MORE PLEASE!!!

[shiannejessica]

I don't have two kids, but I'm pretty sure that it equals a black belt.

[Taurus052074]

LMAO! right on..dat was hillarious!

[StephenKuma]

2nd base for losers! nice one!

[larrowl]

really funny, i hope his little gigs make it big

[luvcomedy123]

jay is so funny, a real great comedian..my fav bit was 6:20 to 6:34.....that's a high lpm right there, *****

[phodev]

oh my god, so freakin' FUNNY!!!! I love him!!!!

[DiscoCat1019]

Pissing my pants funny.

[natjonsam]

You are amazing Jay, WOW..... R U ever coming to Montreal????

[ithinkurrad]

Thats bloody hilarious!!!

[ktllacrosse]

really funny I liked his Gala better tho.

fuuuuck

[foreseengust]

funny guy...too bad, it seemed like he was seriously in love with this girl.

[mites7]

Yea, but he found someone else, he was talking about it in august of 2009

[ChrisGunner]

I love when he does the painful "FUUUCK" lol

[NoInfringementIntent]

Same here! hehe :-) He's a great comedian!

I'd love for him to come to my hometown! :-D I'd definitely pay to see him live! :-)

[48soso]

very funny, great delivery.

[tattooedrockerchick]

dude ur funny as hell !!! secound base for loosers lmao....online dating sucks i prefur skin to skin not screen to screen lol

[NoInfringementIntent]

I saw Jay for the first time about an hour ago on CTV's "Comedy Now" and he was absolutely hilarious! :-) He's definitely become one of my favorite comedians!!

I'd love to see him come and perform in Toronto, Canada! :-)

[DameiThiessen]

I can't decide if he's a jerk or if she would deserve this, assuming it happened. xD Oh well. Funny stuff!

[penguinskywalker]

Well, this positively happened and a stand-up gig about them is the least such women deserve! YAY for Jay!

[jakx1]

this guy is just a great comedian

[Willisiamo]

Pretty sure I was sitting down to his left when he recorded this. Seen him twice live, hilarity ensued for hours. Awesome comedian, can't wait to see him again.

[luvcomedy123]

this guy is fkin brilliant!!

[SixFigureMom]

This guy is too funny! I'm off to find some more by him to watch.. lol

[emorotica]

I have control of six MySpace profiles, too. Four of my own, and two others that I maintain for other people. Although I don't stalk people with them. LMAO.

So I can bet that his story is based at least a little bit on fact. As most comedians' material is.

[ultimatenate]

Haha, funny but you can tell he made the whole story up.

[watamon666]

No. Way.

[ultimatenate]

Yeah he made it up because obviously he is gay. His psuedo fem voice with the complete absence of testosterone, gay mannerisms, and he likes Bed Bath and Beyond. His myspace friend wasn't a hobgoblin, she was a faghag.

[watamon666]

Get. Out.

[leereedeastern1]

Hilarious! I do wish there were more videos. Even though you probably never looking at what people type about you because that would be verging on pathetic, if you do see this, you are hilarious and agreed that A&E sucks and Michael Vick is a fucking idiot.

[ssaRAWRR]

Sad thing is...Its true xD

[Sorcoral]

haha if i want pillows i'll go to bed bath and beyond...

[mcdljen]

Hahaha... eee... Yikes!

[gsbcrown]

Laugh I thought I'd die.. Come to Vancouver unless you have.. then do it again o.k. good.

[colourfulphoenix]

Come back to TO! :)

[Samuijin]

I knew a girl like that....MAAAAAN. She was just. incredibly pathetic. :(

[RK5000]

"MSN: Second base for losers"

[Sorcoral]

man this is my life, thank god for experience, makes this kinda stuff so funny when it happens again

[secret103]

Do you have any new videos? I've seen all the ones on youtube already several times.

Can you recommend some good comedians on youtube? So far, I think Richard Jeni ir really cool. David Chapelle and Mitchell is pretty good.

[toledohomenetwork]

Dane Cook, Chris Rock is super funny, and even Ellen Freaking Degeneres.

[donniesgurl1808]

you are he funniest guy on the net.n plus your really fine

[coffee11689]

lolhaha omg that was so funny its 1 of those shows u could watch over and over agien

[bjlevant]

LOL.. Jay u are one funny mother fucker.. keep it up

[KatieB88]

lmao nice one jay!!

[x56tube34]

"You know, my vagina is made out of chocolate seaweed"

[bakaboy2000]

Hobgoblin! LMAO!!!! Too funny! Hehehehe.....hobgoblin......

[whereami07]

hes hot

[ultiochristi]

that was just because her webcam was broken for the past....FUCK!

[lordshadow69]

AMEN!!!!

[bootsofglory]

hahahah 'hobgoblin' gets me every time!! keep it up dude.

[Medicman19]

One of my ex-gf 's met some guy on Myspace and she's moving to Florida with him at the end of the month. She thought it important to let me know...im not really sure why. Weird how this story sounds familiar...maybe it's the same girl in one of her alter ego's.

[tigerat123]

is this really you?? u are the best haha

[horrormaster14]

Absolutly hilarious, you are a stand-up geinus jokesmalone!

[Kno3deL]

lmao that was awsome

[inakimou]

Why dont you write something about your alien girlfriend? She was hot!

[hohahi123321]

"jokesmalone" you are not good, its the video!

This video is fucking awsome!

[jokesmalone]

i find this comment somewhat confusing... hmmmm... so i suck but the video quality is awesome?

[GryffindorPirate]

are you Jay Malone?

I think thatz what the person iz tlkin about.

The Comedian iz funny, not the poster

[jokesmalone]

well the comic and poster are one in the same. so it looks like they have a bit of a conundrum on their hands.

[GryffindorPirate]

lo0oll

[Spanky00Cheeks]

@jokesmalone

Hey, that was really good. Over 3 years ago tho, how has life treated you since?

And bonus points on being Canadian and having Darwin in the background of profile.

[orkel7]

@hohahi123321 I dont realy get that comment....you are an ass...By the way i think you are a realy talented comedian malone =D, keep it up

[shealy04]

The pride of Kentville, NS.

Keep up the great work!!!

[KingOfTheNubies]

Thanks for posting,funny as hell.

[tkill93]

LoL funny vid!

[julesnoelle]

Ah I absolutely love this whole performance. Brilliant, man, brilliant.

[Kaija87]

best stand up performance in like...AGES.

"my SUPER hot girlfriend kay bennito." Classic.

And hob goblin. tee hee.

[jokesmalone]

well thank you.

[FurBurgerMmm]

LMAO @ brain raped. I hate b*tches like that!!!

[Eddiedellasiepe]

you too?