He's NOT the Messiah !

[Eternalsummersong]

Oh and for the people who think I believe I'm a Goddess....I know I'm not It was sarcasm.

[Eternalsummersong]

AND I HAVE COME FROM PLANET GAGA TO TELL EVERYONE THAT EARTH IS FUCKED AND THE GOVERNMENT ISN'T DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY WANT TO DIE. OH AND NIBIRU IS MY SPACESHIP AND I LEFT MY KEYS IN MY SPACESHIP AND IT WAS STOLEN AND THE GUY IS GOING TO HIT YOUR PLANET BECAUSE IT 10000000000000 TIMES BIGGER THEN JUPITER! Lol! O I just wanted to do that so bad....even if I sound like a pretty stupid goddess.

[Eternalsummersong]

Dear God with grandma with Jesus and the angels....are they HIGH?! Okay...Okay...let me try it...I AM THE SUN GODDESS!!!

[palerider1313]

How the HELL did I go from watching cyber goth industral dance to this? /cry Google what did you do to youtube

[dondude69]

Is LSD a major component of their diet?

[JoRasVlogs]

oh my *facepalm*

[ClockNumerology]

Yeshua = 79

79 seconds = 0.0219444 hours

21:94 (hr/min) = 22:34 (hr/min)

The Number of the Messiah = 234

[Dantesonofsparda1987]

whuaha god can't take a hit?! now i seen it all

[NoRestForTheWicked70]

Its really pathetic how people are so weak minded and easily brainwashed into believing such bullshit that this so called Yahweh is spewing.

[A3Kr0n]

Those people in the video sure have an interesting point of view.

Best commercial I ever saw.

[dulcetAirman]

I liked the younger Brian better when we was talking about birds and lilies, and selling Lark's tongues and Wren's livers. Every since the crucified him he's not the same.

[llVlUGEN]

these kind of guys are fucking everywhere.

[chthonios]

This video was great to chuckle along with, while eating a giant bowl of mash. Huzzah!

[ShaaaBang73]

'banished forever'... LOL

[rozeboosje]

Two idiots, two dislikes. I'm seeing patterns where perhaps there are none [grin]

[tctheunbeliever]

I guess the Fijians aren't as easy as they were 500 years ago.

This is why you don't watch Monty Python after dropping LSD.

[mattersOVERmissiles]

Brian dislikes this

[rriverstone1]

That crazy, paranoid fuck subbed to my CHANNEL! I had to go block him this morning! Hell, now it's not safe to comment on your videos...they're coming out of the woodwork, and I sure as hell don't want them watching my vids about my love life! YUCK! Oh, I'll still comment, but I don't want that greasy skank in my underwear drawer! Disgusting!

[jamesraymondsmith]

her lipstick reminds me of a three stooges skit, curly is shaving a guy in a barber chair, and he says "uh, did you come in here wearing a pink tie? no?, then i just cut your lips off". such psychoses in the western hemisphere not seen have i, in many years. egad, i have a pair of trifocals just like his, shudder. oh, i did not know this was going to be a pot vid!.they are really serious.. i cant go through the whole thing...

[segomil]

Let the big Kahuna talk...Jesus Christ does it need a woman to speak has its place?

At 2:06 we can see the bright light emanating from his husbands on her; this is incredible!

I really don't like this apocalyptic youtubers old people !

On the first speaker: many are also became an atheist with youtube!

[segomil]

Let the big Kahuna talk...

[erandonandied]

Brian wears his psychosis on his sleeve !

OMG, you have these types outside of the U.S. too ? There goes my pre Cro-Magnon meteor with magic magnetic ore hitting the North American continent theory.

[roblesterfilms]

great video mate, faved, brian deserves a youtube bitchslap :)

[aholehunter1]

One of your best vid's AA. eryygfds mhgfd edfggh hg mn poiuijj rtyuggg mvh erh b qwplj gjg gd hfdrtuy hgfd. Woops sorry i was typing in tongue's :)

[SpaceFrawg]

Brian is not god.

He is the most interesting man in the world... stay thirsty my friends.

BONG HITS FOR EVERYBODY !

[lilimax555]

It's good they found each other .

[wp4866]

2012 is going to be a great year to be alive. the jellybrains are coming out of the woodwork like termites out of a rotted log. morrison was right, people are strange.

[harussell]

I can't imagine anybody is stupid enough to take these wannabe gurus seriously. They are just a couple of stoners who never grew up.

[fruitofspirit]

Roll away the stoned! 

[AtheistAussie]

@fruitofspirit ..that cracks me up, doubly so coming from you :)

[VinnyMonster1]

Too many juniper berries in their diet methinks.

[AtheistCitizen]

so Dangerous shred this fickwit with you, AA? Glad you gave him your effort. I could never have done it justice.

Keyboard lacks the two most inportant keys: NIBIRU and Mayan.

[multiple vids]

Brian had great work where he used a digital camera to photograph the Sun, oversaturating the CCD, then calling the black spot NIRUU.

[then in yet other videos]

He sent an affadavit to the QUEEN claiming that he was the rightful heir to the throne.

[cleticprincess1956]

@AtheistCitizen

He was in a mental institution in Canada for a while after physical violence to one of his ex wives, threatening a Jewish community and making burn marks on his wrists and feet (by a lighter I believe)  to represent the scars when nailed to the cross. He even made a video of them after I challenged him.

He was also deported from PNG for the same reason as Fiji.

That is just a very short list on Brian.

[Cerulean0987]

It is people like these two that throw their children into ovens because god told them to. How can two people share the same delusion? Oops, My bad. I just have to look at organized religion.

[lovelittlecats]

LOL! Worra horrible pair of fizzogs @10:28!!

[Andr0idThePoet]

Great stuff, mate!

[NoMoreC2]

Why does he wear glasses?

[Hyperplaterine]

@NoMoreC2 Glasses are an invention that helps people with defective eyesight to see more clearly.

[RessurectingTheDead]

Jesus ate psilocybin mushrooms at the last supper........Mush love!!! =)

[Ebrainiac1]

I still can’t hear or read the word “messiah” without imagining it being said in the squawking womanly voice of Mr. Terry Jones.

[Wordavee1]

@Ebrainiac1

He's a very naughty boy!!!

[On3StupidMan]

Good Stuff--the more that "atheists" kick and scream and cry, the more determined the Faithful become; most with even Half a brain Know "many false Christs will arise."

What if some were unfaithful? Will their unfaithfulness nullify God's faithfulness? Not at all! Let God be true, and every human being a liar.

Romans 3

You're gonna Piss off the Real Nasties, though. This stuff is Covert Spiritual Warfare for them.

Those people don't Play.

:-/

[paulchartley]

5:36 Now all is clear

[gatorhighlights4]

What the hell is with all these Aussies claiming they're Jesus or God? I know we've got the whackjobs in the U.S. but at least they don't claim to actually be God. At least not that I'm aware of.

And the smoking part is just giving the rest of us smokers a bad name. Now the anti-legalization groups will be like, "See? Smoking weed makes you believe you're god!"

[kurtilein3]

@gatorhighlights4

jim jones, charles manson.

[gatorhighlights4]

@kurtilein3 Jim Jones I guess would work but I hardly think you can compare this guy or that other guy in Australia who says he's Jesus to Charles Manson. Charles Manson was a complete, f'ing psychopath and serial killer.

[theglastonburygirl]

lol, the phobos series of vids were so funny, batted away by the almighty hand of briangod :)

[uizkingman]

BRIAN ON A BONG!!!

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

Several of those wild Australian shrubs contain 5-meo-DMT, even one used in "root beer". I wonder what they drink for tea.

[clockworkornge]

I'm not sure if he's really "god". We should check with William Tapley first and see if he can confirm this. If so...exciting times!!!

[spaceman300]

I can't believe God has been under our noses all this time, If I'd known I would of blocked him years ago :)

[MoMember88]

@AtheistAussie Im real happy for and I'll let you finish but AJ Miller (yt name wizardshak) is the greatest Aussie Jesus of all time. Great video mate pissed myself over directly and.orbiting

[AtheistAussie]

@MoMember88 Oh! I know of AJ Miller, but didn't know he was on YT. On my way over to check out the other true messiah now.

[MoMember88]

@AtheistAussie youtube(dot)com/user/WizardSha­k Honestly his lectures are not worth the pain as their hours long and end up with the same old bull shit.

[skinnywhop87]

At least I now know i can take bigger bong hits than god himself

[RonaldoDeLosMuertos]

LOL I was just thinking to myself "this guy must be high as fuck", next thing I see is him hitting a bong.

[ThePariahLivesOn]

He's not the Messiah.....HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY

[WarChicken78]

Yes, that HAS to be god.

NOT!

[nishbrown]

ROFLMAO!!!

I TOTALLY lost it when the "p76 Comet" rolled by!

Sad, that someone let their children grow up to be that.

Let's just hope they didn't pro-create before they reached their ripe, old ages.

[KCKatheist]

Beautiful Oz must be the new holy land. Along with Yahweh, aka, the big kahuna, the land down under also boasts the reincarnation of Jesus who, with his girlfriend who's the reincarnated Mary Magdalene, live in their blessed compound among devoted followers.

[Lynchpinn101]

baked!!! LOL!

[Zentz29]

Will the crazy ever end? lol

[Joosybum]

Wasn't there a Monty Python movie about this guy in the late '70s?

[RonaldoDeLosMuertos]

@Joosybum Funny that you mention it, because (and I shit you not, sir) these 2 nutcases actually believe that "The Life of Brian" was a movie made by the Illuminati about him.

[Joosybum]

@RonaldoDeLosMuertos That's hilarious! I was wondering if they had made that link. First thing I thought when I heard his name was Brian was that he was some kind of Life of Brian satire. Makes me wonder if they've even seen the movie if they think it is complimentary and proves he's god. As far as the bong hits go, I have to admit that I enjoy a bong hit before watching Monty Python too, so I can't fault him on that one.

[1125899906842620]

He's not the messiah; he's a very naughty boy!

[Rusvi1]

I love the way he translates words before president sounds them out...what a basket case!!!

[Vehementi]

Tried to post a comment on his channel, but was "Pending Approval" so posted this instead:

"LOL! Of course, "Comment pending approval".

God isn't one for free speech, is he?

All you want is messages stroking your own, already inflated, ego.

Everything else gets filtered and deleted because you're full of shit. You know it, I know it, everyone except that crazy old hag on your videos knows it."

[Doomcharger]

I think my Cult-o-meter just exploded...

[stonedcommander]

LOL...Hands down the worst God ever. Pwnage Olympics material for sure:)

[GluteusIlluminatus]

I could just listen to "Yahweh" being pronounced in an Aussie accent all day. Especially how Mimica overdid it. Brilliant. And Yaaaaaaahwaaay smokes weed? Cool. I can dig that. Too bad there's still the racism and shit. There's just no getting past that.

[TheScheckig]

I couldn't worship a god that can't tame a 1' tube.

[Hereticbooks]

The keyboard didn't have anything about Freemasons or the Illuminati!

[Polum824545201]

why doesn't she just ask her bf to get rid of Phobos?

oh yeah.. he's not God..

and the big kahuna? that's that Hawaiian God right?

[Ravenkeep]

Great video.

[Boepyne]

Ha Ha! So god is an old bong head with a merigue for a wife.

[SiriusMined]

The sick part is, he has a small legion of followers.....

[rnistuk]

I call POE.

[HappyCabbie]

The life of Brian, I love it

[420messenger]

@HappyCabbie can you please now unblock me so that i can sub to you? ;)

[lardo444]

oh brother; this is one crazy world. and it's getting crazier.

[OujiDarkmatter]

"Reiterating" for Brian and cleaning his bong is Janelle's,I mean Mother's,Calling,oh,and sending pm's to advise of the imminent decent into Hell and Brian's Damnation to those,like myself who believe he's full of s#it

[JabberCT]

He seems a lot nicer than the Yahweh of the bible lol.

[NicolSD]

People like that used to be placed in mental institutions where they had a few Napoleons, Roosevelts, etc.

[TheEvilOfScientology]

We need not worry about Phobos. Brian could bat it away with a flick of his omnipotent hand.

[esbendit]

"Go away and never come back!!"

-Smeagol's reaction to Brian on Fiji

[jaymthegenius]

Why does God seem to love polyester shirts? If anything he should use his magic and will them out of existence.

[Gazgule2]

So 'god' really is an old man! And now I think I know what kind of bush that was burning in the bible.

[jaymthegenius]

I saw an ad for Star Wars: Episode 1 in 3D, yet the original was bad enough lol!

[SissingPyd]

Imposter, after my second cumming last night my wife said | must be the Messiah.

[mornmeril]

And he's named Brian... This smells of trolling, but Poe's law might suggest it's not.

[AcanLord]

wait so theres a crazy old guy on youtube who genuinely claims to be god?

[blackwolf1200]

I wonder what the "n" key in the Cut'n'Paste key row does.

Perhaps the 'n' is short for "No, I totally did not copy this from someone else, it's all of my own genius, and I'm going to publish it in my own book which I'm going to sell to all you fine faithful folks out there at a profitable price to make up my six figure salary, and nobody's going to sue me anyway, because they all think I'm not important enough ha ha ha." (see also: Comfort, Ray)

[blackwolf1200]

I want tons of videos made about me. I think I'll be a YouTube nutter when I get old, too.

[AussieAtheist1]

This is good, old fashioned crazy.

[Huttate1]

He could be YHWH. He is certainly out of this world.

[darkmattermarshall02]

The kfc shroud...Priceless !

[CanadienAtheist]

What does God need with a Bong???? I mean couldn't he just magic up a good buzz? And he thinks Amedinajad or whatever is a saint who will help bring peace to the world?

Hmmm. I am starting to suspect this guy might be jut a teensy bit nuts!

[awreslr2]

Of course, that Kook has disabled making comments on his video.

[lookatmemum]

Funniest...video...ever!!!

[paranorma1palace]

lovin the conspiracy keyboard, i often suspected they were using something like this :)

[paranorma1palace]

a bong would not make jesus cough !!

[RoyalSatanas]

I cannot believe the utter, utter stupidity of this women.

[paranorma1palace]

looool life of brian :)

[ozzimo009]

Brilliant! 

[FatRakoon]

Its orbiting on a straight course?

LOOKOUT... Its Heading right for us!

RUN TO THE HILLS!!!!

Fuck me pink she is a fucknut and a half

[calmreason]

Ummmm???

Is this a new category ? Science Poe?

[octorupees]

I have had first-hand experience with this a-hole Brian. I've sent a friend request to you, AA. I hope you agree to it so I can give you some inside info.

[AtheistAussie]

@octorupees Added.

[MyBarry2009]

Well Kids , don't do drugs , or you will end up like this wanker. A.A where do you find these clowns ?

[mutley2209]

lunatics

[Solidus1086]

And this is why you don't drink bong water.

[myjizzureye]

Where the fuck do you find these spastics.....

[AuntieDiluvian]

A p76 comet? I thought that would have been scrapped as a white elephant.

[AtheistAussie]

@AuntieDiluvian The car that wrecked British Leyland.. did you see it in the vid? Couldn't resist.

[cleticprincess1956]

@AtheistAussie

Yep the good old P76, what a car, lol.

Well done mate, but you forgot being kicked out of PNG. I also know that he was charged with using and possessing cannabis when he was living at Nimbin and did appear in Lismore Court.

Have you seen the giant bong he "created" out of a telescope ?

Cheers.

[AuntieDiluvian]

YWH says on his Youtube channel that he's only 68. I think he has some explaining to do.

[TheBenEEeee]

What a very naughty boy

[tattooskin72]

oh fuck... these people are why we have straight jackets and padded white rooms.

[Theirxdclan]

thats not god..Thats my dad -.-

[TruthSurge]

just finished the vid. hahahahahahhaha that's some good pwnage man. I love seeing bastards with no conscience exposed for the lying pieces of shit they are. the guy was too stupid to even halfway cover his tracks. the translation vid. WMAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHA

[keeleeng]

Haha top stuff, made my Monday......

Fuckin druggos......

[TruthSurge]

I see YHWH's shunned the full beard for just the stache. Nice. ANd I kept saying he never showed himself. now I gotta eat crow with egg on my face.

[nerdlass]

You know Fiji. They don't like gods in Fiji. LOL

[messianicrogue]

His is clearly god, how else could you explain LAWN BOWLS The SECRET, the disabled ratings and comments.

[AtheistAussie]

@messianicrogue Yes, it all fits together.

[TheMimicaLoveOrgan]

You found him too! PRAISE BRIAN! lol

[darkmattermarshall02]

@TheMimicaLoveOrgan :)

[AtheistAussie]

@TheMimicaLoveOrgan PRAISE BRON!

[nedladdy]

I visited the website. First wodr to home into my thoughts was "incoherent", the first phrase was "drug fucked".

cheers

[AtheistAussie]

@nedladdy A couple of good descriptions there.

[Hyperplaterine]

You are all willfully blind. It's clear that Brian is the one true God. I have shed the last 35 years of atheism.

[AtheistAussie]

@Hyperplaterine He's amazing!

[777ren]

Well Optus finally repaired my internet tonight..& just in time to see yr vid..I love it when she calls Phobos "Foamos" & re: the Cad drawings for the over unity motor?? There are still ppl waiting for plans years later & no refund available & of course it doesn't work.lol..Great Job AA

[darkmattermarshall02]

@777ren :)

[AtheistAussie]

@777ren Thank you. 

[robdotcom71]

Since when has a bloody Queenslander EVER been a Messiah? LOL!!

[Nilsy1975]

@robdotcom71 Never heard of 1God1Jesus? XD

[robdotcom71]

@Nilsy1975 Sadly I have heard of him.... it's all AtheistAussies fault.... he keeps directing me to the WTF corner of Youtube..... lol

[AtheistAussie]

@robdotcom71 Joh ?

[Nilsy1975]

Maybe NASA needs it for Plutonium to make Galaspheres!

[CanvasSkinRazorBrush]

neither shall they say, Lo, here! or, There! for lo, the kingdom of God is within you.

[AtheistAussie]

@CanvasSkinRazorBrush Well it can pay rent.

[GrumpSkull]

The hippies have become funky grannies and pops. God pulls a bong like a wimp and his GF would be more convincing if she had pink hair.

[AtheistAussie]

@GrumpSkull LOL! 

[pilgrimpater]

OK i'll be the corny one "He's not the Messiah. He's just a naughty boy".

[AtheistAussie]

@pilgrimpater Yes! You got it :)

[darkmattermarshall02]

I need me one of those huttate1 keyboards.

[xtro1969]

God wears glasses? If I was god, and my eyesight was failing, i'd just fashion some super eyes out of a some dirt or something.

[cleticprincess1956]

@xtro1969

You should see the size of his "man boobs" and beer gut then.

Cheers.

[AtheistAussie]

@cleticprincess1956 I'd rather not :p

[AtheistAussie]

@xtro1969 He says he doesn't need them, they are there just to look good or something.

[Wordavee1]

Aaaahh, I remember the good old days of the bong!! Wish I'd started a religion, I'd be rich by now!!

[AtheistAussie]

@Wordavee1 It's never too late to start. Brian only started his a few years ago, look at him now !

[Wordavee1]

OOOOooooo,OOO a giant Russian engine!!

[AtheistAussie]

@Wordavee1 In Soviet Russia, Phobos moves rocket.

[auswolf350]

WTF!!... I mean Seriously What The Fuck!! It's a shame stupidity isn't illegal. Where do you find these Fruit loops.

[GrumpSkull]

@auswolf350 Haven't you heard. There is a war on stupidity!

[AtheistAussie]

@GrumpSkull Unfortunately sanity is losing territory.

[AtheistAussie]

@auswolf350 Yep.. and I find them on YT. Been watching this twat for a while now.

[darkmattermarshall02]

I have been waiting for this for 2 years now. Thanks a.a.

:)

[AtheistAussie]

@darkmattermarshall02 You are welcome.

[Spinobreaker]

PS she wins the derpa derpa derpa award for this week...

[AtheistAussie]

@Spinobreaker She should be submitted for Claire's dimbulb of the week.

[420messenger]

Blasphemy!

[AtheistAussie]

@420messenger "Bron". Lol.

[Spinobreaker]

u hear about the "ufo' found under water in the baltic sea, all they really have is sonar readings, but they claiming UFO all over the crazy sites...

whats ur thoguhts, persoanlyl i tihnk its a load of BS, but im sure u have afunnier way of saying it lol

[AtheistAussie]

@Spinobreaker In all likelyhood it will probably be a sunken ship. I'm tipping a WW2 vessel.

[salamut2202]

Hopefully Niburu and Phobos will destroy each other on their way over here.

[AtheistAussie]

@salamut2202 I can imagine there be a new prophecy - I mean, something made up - to cover that eventuality.

[PlayingGilly]

As soon as I hear "Brian" I nearly fell out of my chair laughing, thank you AtheistAussie, you made my day XD

[AtheistAussie]

@PlayingGilly You are welcome.

[dunndudebemelol]

"Once you descide you want to go ahead 25mm long magnets are $2:00 each. " - Epic English