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  • MBLAQ!

  • omg the text ringtone!!!!! its from secret garden!! <3

  • b.a,p is awesome!

  • haha, you guys just made my day xD

    and I vote for B.A.P <3

  • I was watching this and my sister yelled at me to shut it off :( NEVER SIMON AND MARTINA ARE AWESOME!!!!!

  • SHINeeSUCKZ AT LEAST THEY ARE BETTER THAN U FU*KER:)

  • EYK = Eat Your Kimchi

  • Bunnies are Puffy xD

    LAUGHING SO HARD xD

  • I like how you gave spudy food to make it look like he was rapping. LOL

  • Its suppose to stand for b = best a=absolute p=perfect

  • I call T.O.P. TOP too :P Actually i say: TOPS xDDD haha

  • I could care less about EXO because BAP they are so yummy and Bangs voice makes me fangirl

  • can we officially make a new name for BAP??? like B.A.P. SQUARED?? as in Best Absolute Perfect Bunnies Are Puffy o.o

  • @mangaluva16 well, we don't have the right to change their group name, but we DO have a right for changing their Fan club name...

  • @MblaqDarkClouds  lol i would LOVE to see that XD what are BAP's fans called anyway??

  • "but it's not like punk style belongs to anyone" did you see what you did there? Because I see what you did there.

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  • Zelos not a puppet master... It's the zombie dance... o-o

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  • B- boys A-always P- pick their noses...

  • I always thought the L in MBLAQ stood for live as in "performing live"....which to me makes better sense ^^;

  • I'm a fapper!! :D

  • omg that bibimbap joke made me laugh for 10 min i repeat it to anyone who knows them

  • I have that same ringtone ^^

  • Freiheitliche Deutsche Arbeitspartei .. yes i live in Germany :D

  • Lol love Martina's "secret garden" ringtone

  • can't believe Zelo was born in the same year as mine. He looks so mature.

  • That bibimbap joke was solid gold.

  • LOLZZZ guise but it's obvious :D

    What's you're B? As in what's your best? (the best you can be)

    What's you're A? As in what's your absolute? ( absolute things you know, feel, believe,etc)

    What's your P? As in what's you're perfect? (idea of a perfect world/life)

    All the "values" of rebelling against conforming to any type of society....

  • what the heck simon so many kpop artists are amazing at rapping especially gd, top, baro, taceoyan and zelo!!!!

  • did anyone laugh at his bibambap pun? I thought it was funny XD

  • Still not a noona xD

    I'm almost a year younger than Zelo~

  • "WHOS THE NUMBER ONE FAPPER!?!?"

    me: *raises hand in shame*

  • BATOOST! And I am now a fap. Okay that just sounded weird. BEAST's acronym is pretty weird, I didn't know it was that. I like 2NE1's acronym (although most people don't think it's an acronym). 21st century New Evolution.

  • @ChocolateLNL bap fans are called babies

  • LOL!!! SIMON AND MARTINA MADE MY DAY!

  • LOL!! BATOOST!!!

  • i have the same ringtone ahahah!

  • LMAO. I was laughing my ass off when they said the fans should be called Fans Absolute Perfect, and not because of the acronym either, it just sounds really funny. xD

  • i'm a noona, and just 1 year different ._.

  • I AM A NOOOONAA!! :D FINALLY!

  • I thought Deadmau5 as soon as I saw it too!

  • Bunnies Are Puffy!

  • ROFL LMAO I laughed so much watching this xDDD Fappers and Bunny Are Fluffy LOLOLOL xDDD

    I didn't even notice the meaning of their dance despite watching the MV several times until I watched this video o_O It all makes sense now

    What a great video! ;D

  • FAP AHAHAHAHAH

  • Too much 9gag. Cause fap or fapping to me is doing yourself hahaha

  • mblaq!

  • LOL: Band Name: EYKS&MROCKLIKEFREAKINGHELL! :D

  • @rishakijung Hey, I proposed to him first!!! ><

  • I DID. NOT. KNOW. ZELO. IS ONLY 15. O_o excuse me while I go to Korea and marry him.

  • fap loll

  • I would love for a group to have the name V.I.R.U.S. - Vicious Interracial Rivals Under the Spotlight.

    Obviously it would be really diverse and have different members from several cultures. (Not just Korean, Chinese, or Taiwanese. lol)

  • @musicara93 it would be cool if they were asian

  • I feel bad for the Koreans watching Eat Your Kimchi with Korean subs, or even if they know English, cuz they might not get the FAP joke lol

  • H.A.D

    Hot Asian Dudes.

    'Nuff Said.

  • B.A.P stands for Blonde Asian People duh XD

  • Ok as being the neutral one in this. I'll say your right Simon the singing part in the end wasn't really a great fit but I also think its ok like Martina said. I'll explain why.....they wanted to show everything they had in one whole song so that they could get everyone's attention whether it be through dance, rap, or a nice little R&B injection lol. And even though I know its been done already I'll give my boy acronym for my boyband it'll be T.A.B Totally Awesome Band. Ok have a good day ^_^

  • hehe, it's yg wallpaper in ur laptop

  • dat Secret Garden message ringtone *dies

  • I also have that ringtone!! It's so cuute^^ But my friends who don't know k-pop are always like O.o kekeke

  • wat song was Simon referring to?

  • @DeathORPunani I think it's Keep Your Head Down? I'm still figuring that out..

  • SWAG-Something we asians got. hahhahaha

  • @iiecha SWOG!!^^

    (jk!!)

  • @iiecha no that is SWOG!! :)

  • @iiecha no. no. no. no. as an asian i find that fucking phrase so fucking stupid. just drop that shit now. for fuck sakes.

  • I liked the Bibimbap joke :)

  • @xSmileyHelen If your korean you would get it XD

  • D.F.G! :D Destined for Greatness. WOHOOOOOO YAY FOR GOOD ENGLISH.

  • lol monkeyballs awful

  • Martina ringtone is the same one from Secret Garden ^____^

  • take jo kwon, kevin, key, heechul, and brian and u get A.K.L. - Asian Kkap Line

  • Does anyone know what rapping they were mocking...I actually have no idea.

  • @sugarpandapaws08 LOL U-Know Yunho :P they kept saying "i think U-KNOW who we're talking about.." ya know? ;D

  • @DeadPersonX What u-know rap are they mocking?

  • @sugarpandapaws08 His Get Your Head Down's rap, methinks.

  • @girlylolita KEEP your head down, gurl.See it before saying it, offending someone here :)

  • @msjustkpop Oops. My bad. Sorry. Sometimes my fingers have a mind of its own. :)

    No offense meant.

  • Cool

    Robot

    Asian

    People

  • KKK - Kool Korean Kids :)

  • omg ur ringtone is amazin thats my ringtone

  • LMFAO that was too funny when you came up with the rap for BAP at 6:45

  • O.M.G.I

    oh

    my

    god

    internet

    O.M.G.I is my favourite!! ;DDDDD

  • I am German, and I did not think of "Freiheitliche Arbeiter Partei" ( you spelled it great btw ;) ), so don't worry bout that ;) I love your videos :)

  • Bunnies and Punkydancers

  • Male group name:

    Crew

    Of

    Cool

    Koreans

    __________

  • I think Pyo Jihoon from Block B sounds more like TOP than Bang Yong Guk. But TOP will always be the best no matter what imo.

  • r they all blond...?....

  • @Minarhenaye Yes it was their concept :) !

  • S - sexy

    A - asian

    P - pedo

    N - noona

    B - bait

  • BIBIMBABP~~ LOLOLOLOLOL XDDD

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  • p.n.b = pedo noona bait, and i'll have all the cutest boys in it

  • antmns= a name that makes no sense

    

  • OMG, this is so funny.

    Fap fans. xD I'm dying.

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  • At who are they referring with the bad rapping? Didn't recognize the style :S

  • @Esra617 try looking at the captions... and martina's "U KNOW who I'm talking about..." then go watch TVXQ's keep your head down

  • But! But... But........... Yun's rap is super awesome! >< xDD

    Your rap is really great! And of course, spudgy's too. :DD

  • lol TOP xD

  • LOL although the fans are called Babies...I think if I introduce myself as a fan, I'll be like "Yeah, I'm a Fapper." AHAHAH

    As for U-Kiss (as much as I love them...)

    Ubiquitous Korean International (idol) Super Star.

    I don't know if that's considered weird...but I think Ubiquitous just made it so...difficult for me to understand why they made it this.

  • SupaMen Statuesque Universal Power Abundant Melodists Eternally Number1 As for which Acronym Blows My Mind between BAP or MBLAQ, it'd have to be MBLAQ's. Best Absolute Perfect doesn't make much sense but you can create tons of different things with BAP. Blonde Asian Perfection Bunny Aliens Perform Be Active Politically Brown Abide Poo ? Brainy Asian Parade Bucket And Pail See, endless possibilities. MBLAQ? My Beautiful Ladies Are Quantity-ful? U-Kiss's Acronym is weird too if you look it up..
  • i'm a total fap @u@

  • NMPN!

    No

    More

    Pedo

    Nunas!

  • I'll fap to that

  • puffy and fluffy~!! xDDD  Martina~*3*

  • PS one : Martina... I totally love your ringtone haha <3

    PS two : you guys are so funny and nice, thank you for making all those videos !

  • i love your video's simon and martina. and i like to anounce that im an offical BABY(B.A.P's fan club name) now so all babys like this video

  • If I had a boysband, (even though I'm a girl, but anyway I can be aggressive too, uh ?!) I'd call ourselves BWM for... Bounce With Me bounce with me bounce with me bounnnnnnnnnnnnnce ! ~~~~

    See dorky dancing Tabi and sexy Daesung's hips moves ? Well that's it. BWM fever. I'm sure you already have it haha

    No, I'm not biased. NOT AT ALL :D

  • ok, first time i am watching this show and i hate the guy host already. Why are you criticizing them? Their name is a bit weird but aren't most k pop groups like that? the singing was great in my opinion. I think that its wonderful that they mix two styles together and make something new and interesting.

  • @vismadring there not really criticizing b.a.p. they love kpop & b.a.p. bang young guk the leader of b.a.p. loves eat your kimchi so please if you don't like it please don't watch again thanks

  • LOL at the comments XD

  • V.T.K= Victorious Teens of Korea

    p.s.love your channel! you guys are funny

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  • VIORE; Vigorous International Original Revolutionary boys of the far East

  • I'm pretty sure it's MBLAQ = Music Boys LIVE (as in... live concert) in absolute quality. Which makes a lot more sense.. lol. Great review though!!

  • fap! ,shfjhskjdhkjahfkjhakjsdhkjh xDDD Simon~ me haces tanto reir~(?) xD

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  • DIMPLES

    DANCING

    IS

    MY

    PASSION &

    LOUD

    EMOTIONAL

    SINGING

    hope that wasn't monkey balls awful XP

  • BLOCK B

    Bananas

    Lying

    On

    Cuddly

    Koalas

    Beautiful.

  • lol bibimbap!!

  • Swag:

    Some what Asians got!!

  • DAPPER

    Dancing

    Asians

    Prancing

    Prettily

    Everywhere

    Rhinoceros

    Yup.

    That's how I roll.

  • D.U.M.B.O for

    Dancing

    Universal

    Music

    Boys

    Overload.. >.> Overload for many members lol XD

  • M.B.L.O.E (Like Mbloww cause they blow your mind with there dancing and rap)

    manliest

    boys

    living

    on

    earth. PS: I love your vids im a new subscriber and Hoping to see more of your vids!!

  • H.i.S.L

    Hatchet

    in

    Swan

    Lake

    H.i.S.L fighting ! :DDDDDDD

  • Does anybody know whos the rapper he was making fun of ??? xD  1:07

    PLLLZ tell me if you do :3

  • @klysookr it's u-know from dbsk

  • @evilpixiesticks

    Ohhhh !!! is he ?? I don't know him well but is he really that bad ? x""D

    Thanks for your reply btw <3

  • @klysookr i don't know if he is bad at rapping all i know is when youchun was still in dbsk changmin and youchun were the rappers

  • B.E.A.T. Gods:

    Beats

    Equally

    Awesome

    To

    Gods!

    B.E.A.T. Gods!

  • I think Simon and Martina should start reviewing Dramas and T.V. shows with kpop Idols

  • @eacqueen they said that they don't have any more time to review dramas

  • whats your b? whats your a? and whats your p ? do make sense though... It's asking you whats your best is, absolute is and perfect is

  • noonas berware of ZICO!!

    HE MAYBE CUTE BUT HE'S STILL A BABY!

  • Mblaq!!!!!!!!!!!!!hands down.i live bap but mblaq is too awesome

  • Mblaq !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Male group name?

    Crew

    Of

    Cool

    Koreans

  • @paolorulezz Are you serious? That acronym is just -__- ..

  • Actually, I think it's Music Boys LIVE in Absolute Quality. Like "live" as in "live on TV", not like "live in a house".

    So, I have to go with B.A.P because that name doesn't do much for my grammar skills.

  • T.O.P.'s picture when Simon says B2ST's full name xD

    Boys to search for T.O.P. lol

  • i don't care what their company says.... they are blond asian people. :P

  • Simon, your jokes were spot on this time. I cracked up so bad.

  • Bang is my second fav after T.O.P.. he is just so good!

  • 'do you know that FAP has a different meaning,right ?' 'euuh,no' 'it's german, for Freiheitliche Arbeiter Partei' XD

  • I'm such a B.A.P fan but MBLAQ's one is so .. weird lol and because i love G.O ._.

  • FYX (fix) = For Your eXample

    It sounds weird but I thought of a concept whereby the group sets themselves as an example/specimen to be followed/admired by others...? Like a leader/trend setter? Does that make any sense? HAhahaa I dunno lol My brain's fried right now XD

    I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! And I totally LOL-D at Bibimbap!! HahahavI'mma say that from now on! hahahah

  • 비에이피!!!!!

  • WTF FAP??? XD

  • Don't worry, Simon. I LOL-ed at your "bibimBAP" joke...:)

  • BAP name should be Bad Ass People !

  • lol BOTEST!~ <3

  • YG!~ at the laptop?

  • for the mblaq thing,..

    it is "LIVE" as in "Live! from New York"

    not "live" as in "I live inside my house"

  • lol Martina's rap is so cute! ^o^

  • U-know sucks at rapping? ;___; But he doesn't sound like that lol...

  • 6:46 - 7:11 omg <3

  • Oops um mean msi

  • Mis. Mindless self indulgence

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  • Me and Martina have the same "new message"-tone ^^

  • The part where they clap made me think of Happy Feet..... who else?

  • Proud FAPper! :D (not in the literal sense, though, just this one)

  • i mean, more charismatic and fierceness :)