@blainyrules I think they only censored it because it was about the Queen. Just like the Royal Wedding footage was off limits to comedians if they were to make fun of the video.
I like how they used the long camera shot, so we were protected from even lip-reading whatever treasonous remark Alan actually came out with. Totally counter-productive though, as making us use our imaginations just ensures it seems a million times more filthy anyway.
The best part of this clip is Stephen's "DO they?":
LihAniaih 1 month ago
Somehow this gets funnier and funnier upon reviewing.... Gotta love Fry's headdesk...
kroschfoenigin 1 month ago
i think it's "has a wank"
saveusmilkboy 2 months ago 4
@saveusmilkboy has a shit, not has a wank
hungeredone 1 month ago
Instant facepalm just add Alan.
GIASreviews 2 months ago
Seriously BBC, when else have you censored the word 'shit' after the watershed?
blainyrules 2 months ago
@blainyrules I think they only censored it because it was about the Queen. Just like the Royal Wedding footage was off limits to comedians if they were to make fun of the video.
Oodislove 2 months ago
Press 4 and 6 for a nodding Alan.
lwh1n1 2 months ago
pROBABLY HAS A GOOD oLD FASHIONED SHAG just like the rest of us.
Leowen2 3 months ago
@Leowen2 Can I come to YOUR house this Christmas?! xD
Cupit29 3 months ago
tap 1 and 5.. Stop hitting yourself steven!
JimmyTheKiller 3 months ago
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By bleeping it out they made it dirtier.
PT8475 4 months ago
Love Jo's worried expression at the end.
ForEvenLess 4 months ago
@C32347K17732 its only censored on youtube it wasnt on tv
ellastead123 6 months ago
looks like jack white
firsrupert 8 months ago
@firsrupert AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
GuillotineGirl6663 4 months ago
It's WANK, have none of you watched the uncensored version?
Argument over!
Metatality 8 months ago 27
well it's clearly s**t because that makes more sense in the context: I mean it is probably what most people do after they have such a big meal.
DobbyKing1 9 months ago
I really loved this episode, just for this part.
MariCRASH 10 months ago
I think it's 'wank', if you listen to the start of the word before it's bleeped it doesn't sound like an s.
Roosterking64 10 months ago 5
AFAIK, neither wank nor shit is bleeped out, so I'd have to go with fuck.
eddievhfan1984 10 months ago 4
@eddievhfan1984 That's what I heard, but I've heard all 3 on british television before.
atjnAdfhhjea 5 months ago
I think it's wank, because Stephen is shocked when Alan says that that's what everyone else does.
modini123 10 months ago 4
I like how they used the long camera shot, so we were protected from even lip-reading whatever treasonous remark Alan actually came out with. Totally counter-productive though, as making us use our imaginations just ensures it seems a million times more filthy anyway.
kisbie 10 months ago 2
@kisbie True, let's imagine he said "sleeps" that would be boring. Bleep it and it's very funny.
KosmoAntoninus 10 months ago
he clearly says has a fuck. you can hear the start or the "f..."
timmy47 10 months ago 2
what was the answer, i'm guessing it's not "gives the queens speech"
innocent1252 11 months ago
No I think he said wank because when they say 'shit' it's not usually censored.
AlexDrakeA2A 1 year ago 3
Probably wank.
ThaMahstah 1 year ago 3
so stupid to bleep the word...totally miss the point
peichienwu 1 year ago
alan looks like a caveman with his hair long! :)
Aylviana 1 year ago 100
Its either wank, shit, or fuck
I still can't tell
Its probably shit
BODYGCB 1 year ago 2
what did he say?
aSinnerMan7 2 years ago
@aSinnerMan7
"has a shit" ^^
pinkshrimp 2 years ago 117
@pinkshrimp why not, "has a shag" ?
alolfan1 11 months ago
@pinkshrimp It's has a wank, not a shit.
JSCwrd 4 months ago 2
@pinkshrimp No, I think is have a f**k? Is it not?
Chaserpeach 1 week ago
@pinkshrimp He actually said "has a wank" I was at the recording of this episode :)
bored0stiff 1 day ago