That's Your Horoscope For Today

[HeavensOfMetal]

No matter how many times I watch this I never wind up with my head impaled upon a stick, therefore I must be one of those friendly and intelligent Virgos, haha.

[spinningstarsBC]

I'm sagitarrius... OH GOD!

[Alexiandro0]

So long ago...

So much nostalgia...

So many fucked up shit going on with world of warcraft...

[showlegacy619]

everybody is laughing behind your back , KILL THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!

[nerdyninjazbak]

According to these scientific facts, tomorrow i'll wake up do a bunch of stuff and go back to sleep. Yup. sounds alright. XD

[DeidaraAndTobiFan]

in the naruto horrorscope libra is Naruto-Kun

[DeidaraAndTobiFan]

mine is libra YAY!!

[kolkeet]

Gemini "but i like my chest" :(

[maxiecool11]

mine actually came true......

[valhan364]

Hilarious video to go with the song!

[blackopsheroman]

According to weird al, my tong will freeze to a bus. And my dad will never find true happiness and should cry about it. Yup that sounds about right.

[OddishThing18]

According to this song, I eat tuna flavored pudding and and wash it down with strawberry Quick.

[XSkyminX]

Lock my doors and windows and never leave my house again... Barring school, THE HOROSCOPE IS TRUE!!! Oh man do I feel sorry for any Virgo's, Libra's, Gemini's and Scorpio's here, except for Hank Scorpio from the Simpsons. How did i reference the Simpsons from a Weird Al Yankovic song?

[LilMiku99]

Why hasn't anyone made homestuck references yet?

[garcemac]

This is genius.

[MonkieSama]

GIVE... ME... THAT... PROMOTION...!

[drewsaturdayrox]

:) I, as an aquarius, will say.. I LOVE WHACK A MOLE!! >:D

[clubpenguintoycar2]

I have to lick a picture of a naked guy and my friends laugh behind my back :O wow they are all sad arnt they

[TheHellraiser49]

im a sagitrius

[TheHellraiser49]

i will kill whoever luaghs behind my back mwhahahahahah

:3

[clubpenguintoycar2]

@TheHellraiser49 The you are a sagattarius I am It is weird

[Asterisk530]

This woll give you siesers

[Lgiaka]

Forever alone being Capricorn and not being able to leave my house.

But I'll always have my cats C:

[StarA148]

I'm a Virgo...

BUT I'm VERY intelligent c:

[Gempora3]

i'm a leo. the tunas weren't good, actually

[Gempora3]

wtf? there are people that dislike this???????

[MayFire55]

I found the watermelon. :/

[Demonslayer232]

Hmmm-I wonder what Weird Al's sign is.

[imissrose123]

@Demonslayer232 Good question... I just googled it. He's a Libra.

[BlazeFort07]

Thats the world of warcraft that you play!

[WhtRabbitBlckSheep]

You capricorns think yours is bad I'm a Scorpio. I fall out of a freakin' window...

[deadRoden7]

I too am a Capricorn and feel sad now.

[XNinjaVampireX]

I'm a capricorn and i'm sad now.

[infernoxvulk]

I'm gonna wind up with my head impaled upon a stick? SWEET I'll henceforth be. Wesley the Human on a stick!

[psofan1]

2:54 - 3:18 are the best parts especially 2:59 lawlawlwaawl

[PHotakuful]

Hey! I'm very friendly and intelligent! ...wait, w-what are you doing with that stick!?

[UN1CR0NLORD]

0:48 ... wow they were right...

[Penguinius15]

im libra. oh hey there boss, promoting someone? *crosses fingers* wait, what are you..? why you giving it to him? sigh. teachers pet

[quila001]

God, just did that whole long verse in one breath. Granted I almost blacked out afterwards but hey, I managed :P

[ondenbern]

I...won't...find...hapieness? (~_~) (sob, sob)

[grevejp44]

Your friends are laughing behind your backs. KILL THEM!

[neoman289151]

I sung the whole thing...

This is actually tame compared to some of Al's stuff. xD

[LeoandAce]

Im aries

[dragonsegg100]

I'm gemini. How did he know that happens?

[spookydusty]

wish my house was inside a giant dinosaur....guess the curtains will have to do :/

(capricorn ftw)

[propertyofranger]

This is made of WIN!!  :)

[xenthosica]

...i share pisces and aries traits rofl

[Meleeman1997]

All my friends are Laughfing behind my back, Kill them! Thumbs up all Saggittarius!!!

[kbleo90]

haha leo THUMBS UP FOR ALL LEOS

[Rathma666]

Why does the video discription say "Animation by ZekeySpaceyLizard." yet if you pause it and move the time slider to 0:00 then it says "Animated by Nathan Nalone"?

Awsome song/vid tho!

[dariokustura]

@Rathma666 ZekeySpaceyLizard is a nick, not a real name. Get it now?

[JoeTheMeatbag]

Apparently my horoscope predicts me visitng a store called "painful cake."

[hellowaver]

3:01 Thats f**kin awesome!

[PixelStrike]

Whoo, Dan Regan on the trombone!!

[EpicWalrus69]

thumbs up if your a libra!

[danti59]

You know that there's some people who are calling all their friends and telling them not to leave their house because they might die.

[TheWimpyKid12]

Im a virgo o3o

[plarfusa]

of all the weird al vids that people are doing, this is one of my top, top favorites-- there's a real delicate, vibrant vital mix of professionalism and easy-goingness... I just love it. --better than any of the official animated vids on Alpocalypse by far, to be sure. cheers

[CrashBandicoot68]

imagine tomorrows horoscope

[TheACDCRockers]

Yay I get to kill my friends wooooo

[flowerqueen832]

Work a little bit harder on improving ur low self esteem u stupid freak

[whensuddenlyaMANKEY]

wwhat is this. im not going to get my tongue caught on any human mass conveyance. all you land dwwellin trash should havve more respect for your betters.

[AbeTheMightyFish]

@whensuddenlyaMANKEY yes you will

but only because fef said she'd maybe kiss you if you did ;;;;D

[ImDoinYourMother]

im not friendly and intelligent... 

[PivotDreamArt]

Thats the world of warcraft that you play!!!

[hungryazhn]

Lol good video

[BookWorm376]

The stars are lying to my friend. She is capricorn. XD

[susedon]

omfg 2:57 that's how I feel.... lol

[blackwillow27]

no... happiness...? ;A;

[thecian9000]

its true,im a wonderful and exciting person

[DeathOfLife71]

WTF DID HE SAY ABOUT CANCERS

[mrigor76]

@DeathOfLife71 The position of Jupiter says they should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud. And also, not to shove a roll of duct tape up their nose while taking their driver's test.

[dheerajsingh2109]

Read your Daily Horoscope from 6 sources on one page at infonary.com /daily-horoscope

[MrKookieMonsterr]

Aparently I shouldn't shove ducttape up my nose while taking my drivers test. Thanks for the advice? I think...

[dbzmad342]

Im tauras lol

[MrMurrepurre]

The World Of Warcraft original version is still way better.

[FalkorrOfNSider2]

@MrMurrepurre Actually, the World of Warcraft video was a parody of this song. Learn your facts.

[noodnic]

Excuse me while I go have seizure.

[ipodtouchbuyer]

If anyone needs me I'll be waking up to a bunch of stuff and then going back to sleep

[madmanslullaby1]

this is suprisingly accurate

[misscaseybug08]

tomorrow you will wake up to a bunch of stuff then go back to sleep

[BanditTom1999]

I swear I had a seizure while watching this! Lol...

[TheRooster94]

I LAUGHED SO HARD I'M ABOUT TO DIE NEXT WEEK

(yes, I'm a Libra)

[go2poptropica]

My dad's an Aquarius... he wont be so happy about this...

[37tomboy]

U DIDNT ADD PICES

[MrFriendlyfire7]

@37tomboy 0:21

[FalkorrOfNSider2]

@37tomboy 0:22

PISCES:

Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos. With the Ebola virus.

You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say.

[crazyocdgurl]

i used to think this was the funniest song when i was little!!

[sharekke79]

47 people are stupid alien morons from Alpha Centauri who may know better...

[DeinemNachbarn]

LYRICS?! :D

[theonlyfangrl]

*kills all friends but leaves the pics up* ^.^

[AirshipCanon2]

I like how much eye-rape this video is. If only the colors were red/blue and the hz was a bit higher.... (Bwahaha)

[Flash9Flood]

Crap,my birthday is coming up!!

[coolbluemidnite]

lol capriCORN x] 

[QuikVidGuy]

I still think it's "ay".

[sudikai]

this sounds like ska...

[Xfluffymonkeyx]

SOO glad i am a picies

[marcovpv]

I won't find happiness... My life has no meaning now, goodbye cruel world!

[FightingJEDI]

0:14 Smoker!!!

[mazcaz100]

I love the randomnes of this video i showed it to my couzen and he laghed his head off LOL

[Kitsaiful]

Capricorn's horoscope... I'm a Capricorn.

The horoscope is sad cuz it's true.

[poopsmith890]

i gotta say this is a high quality cartoon. I really reallly admire the style of it, it's really rad.

[Kikadaaf]

borg 9 anime chick.. creeeeepy lol

[Japxican]

I hate tauruses

[bluespirit91]

no! not my appendix. DX

[ValentineVanDrarcla]

47 people were your boss and the friends you killed

[Purrplegal98]

I don't want to play wack-a-mole! (i'm a aquairus)

[otakufanatic98]

i'm a capricorn. i already lock my doors and never never ever ever leave my house :3

[88TigerCat88]

haha I love mine<3 Sagittarius is just awesome<333

[Tharivole]

I love the look the sagittarius gets.

[TGun1c3PheniX]

omg is corn

get it? capriCORN

oh god its so funny

lol corn o god lol

Did you noticed? :D

[Zombiegirl70]

But I don't wanna kill my friends they don't even laugh behind my back

[Kenpokid4]

@Zombiegirl70

You don't know they do it, that's how it's behind your back ;)

[KuroNeko1807]

My brother's a taurus and he suffers with depression. Ironic.

[ThrashRaptor]

@KuroNeko1807

No, that's coincidental.

Irony would be if he didn't suffer from depression, listened to this song, said to himself that he had nothing to be sad about, and fell into an inexplicable bout of sadness.

That would be ironic.

[Westshark899]

Hmm, no promotion? "pumps shotgun"

[Caipiranha89]

Goddamn my explosive flatulence...

[Linkfan002]

That's the World of Warcraft is better =)

But this is also awesome =D

[Shimarii]

FINE I'LL JUST STAY IN MY HOUSE FOREVER.

[MikoPotato]

I'm really short and pale and I told my friend his horoscope from this and it said that he would have to trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf. His immediate response was "Give me your toothbrush." Made my day

[mrBorkD]

awesome.

[lunargoodlove]

omg is corn get it? capriCORN oh god its so funny lol corn o god lol

[JanembaDude72]

I catch the bus...

BETTER NOT BE COVERED IN ICE

It won't but hope it's not

I HATE WHACK A MOLE!!!

[wuvweezerandwookiees]

Haha my brother's a Virgo.... i wonder if i can do the honors >:) lol just kidding Dan don't kill me

[TheLionkingfanatic]

Omg, I have a watermelon in my colon and a disgusting toothbrush!

[insideoutboy100]

if you need me i'll be locking all my doors and windows and never never never leaving my house again.

[insideoutboy100]

0:47 painful cake

[HypedUpAndBlack]

lol hes in a pokemon ball

[Gijops]

tents are hard

[UberNebula01]

I suppose having a javelin in my chest isnt the worst way to go...

[arsonist2015]

if anyone needs me ill be facedown in the mud

[kinglemoncheez]

Where can you get tuna flavored pudding :/

[bigdog1291]

When i was in middle school, me n my friend found this on ABS. i used to be able to sing weird al's ramblings at 2:14 with only one breath. that was 6 years ago. looked this song up tonight and i had to see if i could still do it. fave this if u can sing that entire part without a second breath.

[mecampbellesq]

@bigdog1291 Got it on about the seventh try!

[bigdog1291]

@mecampbellesq honestly? i got it on my first try when i was little. third try now. props to stupidity. XD

[mecampbellesq]

@bigdog1291 Well, most of the attempts revolved around getting the lyrics right...

[fetch300]

@bigdog1291 I DID IT!!!!!

[quila001]

@bigdog1291 I can only do it when I whisper the words. I can't if I'm singing out loud.

[MagnusVarne]

@bigdog1291 lol i tried it.. i almost fainted but i think i did it

[mariomaker2000]

@bigdog1291 does breathing in deeply before the part starts count?

[bigdog1291]

@mariomaker2000 thats how i do it. lol

[vampville]

thumbs up for the pokeball at 3:15 XD

[110910panda]

hahahaha well srry taurus ppl were emos hahaha :)



[masterpaladin]

My Head's on a stick.

[Richthofen80]

This is a great animation! Lots of talent behind this video. My favorite part was the random pokeball!

[konothecook]

you know They're lying, not there.

[Candypoplop]

I have a 48 pound watermelon in my Colon? O_O

WOAH XDD

[Verscilith]

But I-.... I already have the photocopied pictures of my butt.... :C

[RockWarriorcats]

Tongue on a speeding bus? Ok! :D

[64rN]

3:07

"omg is corn get it?

capriCORN

oh god its so funny

lol corn o god lol"

LOOOOOL!

[xoxspicygurlxox]

lmao I'm a Sagittarius <3 lol xD

[firemonkey4me]

NOOOOOOOOOOO MAH PROMOTION!!!

[Princesscutie10]

>.> I'm Sagittarius xD

[GrandTheftWalrus453]

46 people have epilepsy

[aliceewhitehead]

SO RANDOM!!!! :)

[ElianaDaizee]

apparently mud is good for your skin anyways... ah well, better go try it out :P

[istoleyopiie]

Im Taurus thats so right about me :)

[aliceewhitehead]

LOL! :)

[crystalheart857]

the stars lied to me :) COOL!

[bluespirit91]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah im a freakin libra and my useless gland will burst in 7 dayz! I rather hav that bitch from the ring to kill me instead  T-T

[uiruu]

I can definitely hear the Bosstones and the Reel Big Fish here

[papsicraver97]

my girlfreind has to kill her freinds...wtf lol and the stars are lieing to me...-_- gues wat we r

[regularguy97]

ok but where u buy tuna flavor puddin'?

[Pieishman]

46 people woke up to find their head impaled upon a stick

[Knives213]

2:56 - 3:02 Best part, I think.

[pwnagepineapple13]

man. ANOTHER week face down in the mud!?!?!?

[UnlabeledProductions]

i just had a seizure

[xfishxx]

Yo hold up I need to lock up my t-rex

[eaglefire666]

random ostich in the bottom right hand corner on 3:22

[blazingsword101]

oh crap they're gonna have to remake the song cuz of the new sign names ophiuchus :/ oh well lol XD

[Catsareawesome7]

Jupiter=Trollface

Problem?

[pearperson]

Another week face down in the mud.....

[Impmon61]

Weird Al, you have suprised me (Y).

[FanArtist25]

Me- hey guy's. how's it going?(pulls out a butcher knife)

[fatalus553]

@FanArtist25 oh hey dats what i did!

[rathalosrevenge70]

nooo not a speeding bus! again! i really have to stop listening to this song.

[ramson2011]

i will kill my freinds i obay my horiscope i obay i obay I OBAY

[TheJhouston]

Well I'll watch out for tape when I finish drivers ed.

[PolishBelley]

I KNOW THEY'RE LYING. ;A;

[RedneckYachtClubber]

*noms his tuna flavored pudding and drinks some Strawberry Quick* Yess! The copies are done!