Aziz Ansari: It's Getting Ha! in Here

[934real]

TEPPANYAKI

[lorinvandusen4]

hahahahahahaha @Rose tooo funny

[superawesom3]

LMAO!

[Beardvlog]

Global warming is a myth, like wizards or the female orgasm.

[RoseInBalance]

@Beardvlog Don't be hating just because you've never been able to make a woman have an orgasm.

[koktelici]

seriously ppl, time to lower your carbon hand print.

[krusher181]

slow on the improv this time but one of the modern greats, respect aziz

[mrthomas263]

wtf!!

[itsneil9]

looooooooooolllllll

[erasermcfleafly]

theres a ghost at 1:36

[titanicsbiggestfan]

hahah : )

[and1tacoplease]

Is this a joke

[phntazma95]

tossin shrimp tails at peoples faces?! where the fuck is this place i gotta go!!

[dagelida]

@phntazma95 beninhans mann lol

[brianwurzburg]

@phntazma95 it's called hibachi.... are you serious? you've never been to a hibachi restaurant?

[aliabdalla4]

youtube thevapingninja!

[reireilemon]

and more

the way that cows are affecting the situation is that the 6.1 billion cows that we plan on eating, or using for milk, or whatever it is, they produce 915 billion pounds of manure DAILY, which contains methane, which is a much, much stronger greenhouse gas than the regular carbon dioxide. It also creates an enormous amount of pollution for the land as well as our water.

[IvanDrago187]

@reireilemon yea but guess what, that's evened out by billions of animals like buffalo and herds of other animals that we killed off. Death and destruction ftw.

[noahtheghost]

@reireilemon mmmm, manure. plants would love that. oh wait, we're killing all the plants too? oh, fiddlesticks...

[reireilemon]

evidence:

levels of man-made greenhouse gas emissions have been rising exponentially for hundreds of years, starting around the time of the industrial revolution which was during the 18th century. These levels correspond extremely closely to the rise in the ocean's temperature as well as the rise in sea level.

Greenhouse gases are proven to absorb and contain heat, it is proven that humans emit tons of greenhouse gases, put the two together, humans are causing the greenhouse effect.

[paddedpencil]

did he get in a fight with a razor?

[Andromanche1337]

Thats weird he says that because the first Kyoto restaurant I ever went to was the one in Myrtle Beach.

[br0wnstar]

hahaha. kyoto restaurant.

[slugger681]

aziz you gotta use some propecia and minoxidil 5% in tandem

[slugger681]

man he's losing hair fast

[HolyCity2012]

South Carolina represent!

[dianapersephone]

this was awkward.

[kliff215]

I like Aziz but beef is half the reason we have global warming

[3fhw]

I think you may have totally missed the point.

[ant1ph0n]

the cycles of extreme cold and heat on earth have been happening for million of years. it's all a hoax regarding global warming...

[kliff215]

yea sure. and pollution is good.

[drrobotnik999]

beef is half the reason we have global warming? sounds like bullshit to me. got any evidence?

[kliff215]

yea. and so do all of the scientists who aren't being paid by ExxonMobil to lie. come out of denial and admit humans have infested this planet and we are dooming ourselves like many other civilizations did and could have avoided. Except we are at risk for half a dozen reasons; over-population, lack of clean water, bombs, pollution. Shall I continue?

[drrobotnik999]

@kliff215 we're also at risk because terrorists are trying to get their hands on thermo-nuclear weapons. is that a reason for global warming as well?

if you cant stick with the subject, don't try to reply. again - got any evidence?

i find it hard to believe that the reason there is no evidence of manmade global warming is because exxonmobil has paid off nearly ALL scientists.

[kliff215]

no evidence? hahahahaha. humans can do whatever they want with no reaction on the earth's reaction. nice try. get your mouth off the tailpipe and maybe you'd have some braincells

[FluffyLizards]

@drrobotnik999 it's bullshit, they say that the methane from cow farts are making global warming worse. Also, CO2 is heavier then O2 which disproves the greenhouse effect due to CO2 not going into the atmosphere.

[kevinandger]

just because CO2 sinks doesnt mean it doesnt go into the atmosphere. the atmosphere goes all the way down to the ground

[reireilemon]

Livestock emissions account for 18% of greenhouse gases. Transportation, including airplanes, trains, buses, cars, trucks, etc. account for only 13.5%. Do you even understand how tremendous of a percentage 18% is in comparison to transportation??

[hgunit133]

i love meat...i hate cows

[jedionwax]

HAha

[ThePunjabdholi123456]

@hgunit133 haha :P

[reireilemon]

The livestock industry is degrading land, contributing to the greenhouse effect, polluting water resources, and destroying biodiversity. In summary, the sector is "one of the top two or three most significant contributors to the most serious environmental problems at every scale"

Livestock require a lot of land, occupying 26% of Earth's ice-free land. Their pastures account for 70% of deforested areas in the Amazon, and their feed occupies one-third of global cropland.

[FluffyLizards]

@reireilemon Animals have been living on the Earth for years, if you think Global Warming is really coming from animal gas then you're one dumb motherfucker.

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

guarantee you are a mutt..

[FAYMprod]

Nicely done, Umbra. You're super Ha.