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  • 2:27 it just killed me XDDDD

  • 0:55 killed me.

  • *gasps* axel has bipolar disorder?! so do i! no seriously i do...

  • LOL

    Kairi: Maybe ... Waiting isn't good enough.

    Axel: (Listening from the distance) My thoughts exactly!

  • 1:41 WHY DIDN'T THE BITCH RUN?!?!

  • In the game, axel is around his 20's.

    In real life, hisvoice chzar. is in his 30's.

    Hes still got eather way...

  • Oh, Axel, what would we have done without you and your great moments? No one else in the Organization can pull off a better child creeper better than you. Also, Axel, my sister wouldn't mind being kidnapped by you and I wouldn't mind watching you kick Vexen's ass x3

    Finally, I always have knew you loved Roxas! Every single time I would see you deny it, it makes me think more about RoxasxAxel! Dx

    But that shall sum up my letter to you. :3

    Your fan,

    Kiyomi -3

    PS: This video makes me smile every

  • 3:06 on second thought that sounds kinda gay.

  • LOL

  • I would love to be kidnapped by Axel!!!^^

  • Love it !!! :)

  • oh my god i'm sure it's been about a year and a half since i first saw this and i still laugh like a maniac after all this time. this is QUALITY.

  • "Got it memorized?" I fuckin' loooove axel. (in my mind, im yelling AXELLLLL!!!)

    Btw.... PHISH

  • child rape smile= sexinesssssssss

  • "I'm so FLATTERED." I love it when he says that <3

  • @ItachiTheKitten that is my new favorite line from him

  • Axel, why must you stalk kairi?

  • the wild axel used explosion!

  • axel is creepy. It says he's an assassain. He has insane hair. But the nobodies accepted him, because he had chakrams :P

  • Axel is one of my favorite characters of kingdom hearts. But how you made this video I just couldn't stop laughing. It was hilarious!

  • Axel's 'child rape smile' is HAWT.

  • i love axel, but this was so funny

  • Aww! I feel sooo bad for Axel! All that he's gone through .. And, what do you know? I'm a fangirl! XDD

  • Ahh...

    I feel soooooooo bad for him! And, what do ya know? I'm a fangirl XDD

  • anyone who hates axel, is going to have to deal with me. got it memorized?

  • I love how kairi didn't hit or fight back when Axel grabbed her arm

  • lol thank you now whenever my friend and I want to change the subject we say "Kairi's in the castle dungeon!" and know exactly what we're talking about

  • That's horribly hilarious! Loved it!

  • Axel is one of my favorite characters of all time. I nearly peed my pants watching this, I was laughing so hard. XD

  • Axels Doesn't Stalk the Children, He investigates them.

  • YAY!!! HE'S A FISHY!!!! XD LMAO

  • @HwoarangFan2010

    Yeah, let's call him mr. sqweebles, after the fish that she neglected to feed

  • I have a top rated comment..... sweet!

  • Axel shouls stop Stalking the children, Its not good for his reputation.

  • i dont hate axel either but this is funny! and im not a fangirl from the pity factor... hes just plain hot. in both ways. ;)

  • I like his child rape smile :p

  • I love his child-rape smile

  • HAHAHA! ANOTHER GOOD ONE!!!

    Though by the way he wasn't killed by fire, he just expended all of his energy.

  • I nearly died when you played the "I Believe I Can Fly" song to that jump, XDD!! I'm so happy I wasn't taking a sip of my drink then because I know I would've spluttered it all over the place!

  • you said greatest moments and yet your just taking mick

  • COMPLETELY WHAT I WAS THINKING THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!! way tuh reprezent woo!!! :{D

  • Damn.

  • @Xion788 do you not like yaoi?

  • 0:14 I've always wondered that myself LMAO

  • 2:01 i dont get it. someone tell me what that meant. all I know is that shes wanting to rape some dude first

  • @ItsDaKoolaidDude omg i feel sorry 4 u. i feel bad 4 Axel 2. u really should kno...

  • @thekid498 Ignorence is bliss sometimes. I don't kno what she wants, but do i wanna find out?

  • @ItsDaKoolaidDude probably not.

  • When axel smiled at 1:20, I just... I LOVE IT WHEN HE SMILES LIKE THAT!!!

  • @Avartargirl lol, everyone does XD at least, us fangirls do.

  • @AxisPowersHetaliaLvr I love Axel and Demxy!!! xD

  • @Avartargirl i agree XD they are both pwnsome characters

  • @AxisPowersHetaliaLvr Hehe they sure are!!! xD

  • 0:29-0:40 WTF

  • @Raeven1212

    HE'S MINE!!!BACK OFF!! LOL

  • Axel got raped by a Dusk o.o

  • They had to make it look like Axel was in love with Roxas. - _ - But I guess it's good for any Yoai fans. 

  • haha...."Axel has gone from stalker.to child abductor" XD

  • I still think Kairi shoulda just kicked him in the balls... xD

  • Axel has an hour-glass-ish figure.

    Its kinda adorable xD

  • Am I the only one who cried when Axel died in the game? Or am I just a sad nerd who needs a life since I cry at the deaths of videogame characters.

  • @Snotrod191 I cry when i cant beat Red in the pokemon game it streses me out

  • @Snotrod191 no the first time i saw i cryd

  • @Snotrod191

    Then let's be sad nerds together, because I cried, too.

  • @xXKaylieAnnXx i agree...i cried then and i still get sad...T.T

  • @Snotrod191 you're not the only one D':

  • I laughed really hard on the shakira part. XD

  • i wish i could explode flames when i blurt out a word when i'm angry ("I'm so FLATTERED!")

  • Dude if there was a Sonic Hearts, then Knuckles would totally be Axel.

  • Your absolutely right it is only fair that we make fun off the characters we like more :) I love when he gets hit in the face , and when he flies lol , oh oh and FISH FACE !!!

  • XD my favourite character- but i burst out laughing XD

  • Y'know, things would have been a bajillion times easier with defending Axel's sexuality if the Square guys got smart and made Roxas an effing girl!! I mean, it's not like anyone would protest. Wasn't NAMINE created from Sora's soul or something? We all know that keyblade boy as that feminine side. So why must they bring poor Axel down to his level?! D:

    Oh, and the video was genius, dude. *Highfives*

  • @yumi25390 Namine was created from Kairi's soul from when she lost her heart, don't know if she ever became a heartless though.

  • @Baalamb27 Wait, wait, wait, I think I got it.

    When Kairi's heart was trapped inside of Sora, and Sora lost his heart (and in turn Kairi's) it created both Roxas and Namine, Namine being Kairi's heart and Sora's body. Kairi couldn't become a heartless because she had no darkness in her heart.

  • More than just awesome vid! XDDDD I Rofl'ed so hard that tears start to build on my eyes X'DDDD

  • "Hips Don't Lie" and "I Believe I Can Fly" made me laugh so hard I nearly puked xD

  • i cannot stoop laghing at this vid especialy when it said my hips don lie haha thumbs up this part(:

  • Rofl. Lil toi fast though

  • Ha my face hurts so mach cause I smiled too much when watching it. LOL.

  • This video never gets old! Its funny every time plus Axel is one of the best characters in the Kingdom Hearts Series. =)

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA THIS IS SO FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

  • HAHAHA WEHN AXEL DRAGS KAIRI!!! SHE HAS THE STUPIDEST WAYS TO RUN AND EXCAPE!!

  • FACE'D!

  • I BELIEVE I CAN FLY XDDDDD!!! lOl

  • I usually dislike videos with author comments, but yours were amazing. 'cept for the I Believe I Can Fly part, but whatevs, it was still amazing.

    I love you Axel, you are your small child abducting ways and your amazing subject changing skills.

  • ok first, the reason why axel dies is because he used his strongest attack, and he killed himself. ( i know stupid, don't blame me blame testyua nomnura )

  • @1314kingdomhearts that part always makes me cry! DX

  • @kirstenfree it's also because he did it to save sora. if sora would've died, then so would've roxas. so axel did it so he could save roxas

  • Kairi can't really fight back that good...

  • ahhh pause at 1:32 and i swear you will run away screaming!!!!!!!!!!

  • @kirstenfree i freaken watched it and i did scream

  • @kirstenfree it reminds me of the ending of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY XDXD AAAAAAA

  • This video never fails to amuse me.

  • LOL cant stop laugh XD " i beleve i can fly" LOL

  • lol PLISH!

  • My ribs hurt after watching Axel get pawned by a Dusk.

  • lol this is so funny

    Axels my fav character and this is funny with him

    Good job!

    :)

  • PHISH!!!!! XD

    o.o wow. i never thought of Axel as a stalker b4........roflmao!

  • I lmfao at 0:55 xD

  • my favorate part is where you said axel swayed his 'child bearing hips' xDD

  • I was laughing so hard throughout this whole thing! LOLZ!! xD!! Awesum job!! =D

  • <3 I LOVE AXEL!!!! he is he only one i like. he makes me feel like i have a heart....

  • Lol axel's fish face XD

  • btw "Oh and bout Kairi, sorry for what i did to her" 0.0 lil gardentool prolly led him on. but my friends will push her off a cliff so watever. sora will b mine soon enough. acually i really like kairi and am her wen me n meh buds say wat chars we are. but still she stole my man. my stupid, idiot, man-child

  • "I'd b worried 2"??????? id b over joyed. i accually had a dream that Axel Kidnapped me, cept his hair was neon green.......:) and then the dream wen soras a vamp and bites me......:) all of these = good dreams

  • this is like the funniest video i hav ever seen!!! damn axel is to fucking sexy!! my favourite line: "axel succeeds in finally kidnapping a small child" lmao this is like the story of his life! XD

  • hm...some interesting facts :D

    I LOVE Axel ♥

  • 2:16

    The best part. xD

  • OMG! I never really thought about it like that, but Axel sort of says: 'I love Roxas, and since you're him, I guess I love you too'. Lol, I coughed *gay* when he said that :P! No offense to Axel though, I love the guy :D :D (And of course I know he's not gay :P)

  • @XFallenAngel010X "bout kairi, srry for what i did to her" hint hint

  • you (and axel^^) made my daaaaaay! o(=^.^=)o

    so f*cking hilarious xDDDDD

  • Is it just me, or does Kairi not fight enough when Axel is kidnapping her? Hmm...I think she sort of likes him...

  • @tealjeldino ya i mean if axel was kidnapping me......wait, id like that.....if VEXEN was kidnapping me he'd b SEVERLY hurt.

  • @RandomFangirl214 If Vexen kidnapped me, I'd scream and bite him and try to get away. If Axel tried to kidnap me (seriously though, I've had dreams where he has...I don't even...) I'd probably just quietly go along and be all "...where are you taking me? At least let me bring a pillow..." or something XD I dunno

  • @AuraOkami4593 lol ya. well now i dont feel alone ^^ hooray for axel-kidnaps-you dreams!!!!

  • my sister was doing homework and so i called her over and showed her axel's phish face and she fell over!LOL  :D

  • I wld be scared like roxas is too. . .

  • @MsRoxas101

    Dude, I would go over and hug him! XD

  • @apachespook71 Hug him on da hips yus ll but Axel scares me sometimes O_o

  • Axel is a rapist, a Shakira wannabe, a stalker, a kidnapper, a FISHY, and he's gay... JEEZ! THE MANY SIDES AND PERSONALITIES OF AXEL!

  • @CjmKeybladeMaster14

    Boy I hope that was a joke..... >=(

  • @CjmKeybladeMaster14 DONT FORGET BIPOLAR!!!

  • @CjmKeybladeMaster14 He's like every other ginger kid lmao.

  • @CjmKeybladeMaster14 Yeah... Thats why we love him

  • @CjmKeybladeMaster14

    but he's STILL awsome :3

  • @CjmKeybladeMaster14 And Bi-Polar!

  • lol omg i wacthed this vid 6 times and i laugh my ass off its the fish part that gets to me and the i believe i can fly! haha like really its so funny

  • PHISH!!! lol

  • phish!!!!!!

  • *cracks up laughing and almost dies chokeing and falls on the ground* i feel light headed

  • This..Is..AMAZING. lol

  • I'm such a Axel fan girl. I laughed at my hips don't lie part XD

  • O: i spit on my pizza and it hitt the computer screen and made a splat noise XD

  • axel tis a fishy lol

  • AXEL AND ROXAS ARE JUST FRIENDS

  • @KuraiKigi

    Yeah, everyone knows Axel only plays Bouncy Bed Time with Demyx.

  • thats true how did it fit under the hood :O

  • I had to pause it, bend in half, and stuff both hands in my mouth to keep from waking up my family with my laughter at the hips don't lie part. And for most of the rest of the video afterwords. XD

  • HAHAHA LOL

    i hate axel

  • LMFAO.

    I needed to laugh. :)

  •  You are amazing XD

  • I dunno, I don't see the whole Akuroku stuff so much. I mean, after all, if you were suddenly to lose your ability to feel or care about anything anymore, and someone helped you to feel that way again, wouldn't you try to hold on to that relationship too? But I guess there are some *ahem* somewhat inappropriate times between the two.

    "I ain't goin' nowhere unconscious with you!"

  • LMAO 2:27 to 2:30

  • i love roxas's face in 0:33 its so funny :-D im soooooo gettin which ever game this one is LOL

  • About him dieing from his own element, he just performs a Kamikaze.

  • I died laughing at 2:28

  • 0:57 OMG I laugh so much x'''D

    I can't breath x'''D

  • AHHHHHHHHHH at 2:28 i almost died lauging i started crying and my dad was looking at me like a total weirdo! that made my life not just my day!

  • Sora's facial expression when Axel said "I wanted to see Roxas" Is priceless its like, "Well then, WOW"

  • my and roxy like his child rape smille!!! XD

  • Axel's 'phish' face was hilarious!!!! I thought the expression on its own was funny and then you added the drawing, lol!!!

    I'm an Akuroku fan, but I can see them as just friends. More on Roxas' half though than Axel's. Roxas is usually being too angsty to stop and take a moment to see that someone might have interest in him, xD! Especially if that person is probably ten years older than you O_o Which is fine...but Rox is a minor.

    But KH always defied the laws of our world so it's fine ^_^

  • i dunno why but i just love the English Axel's voice :D

  • at 2:28 I was taking a drink of Gatorade. I laughed so hard that I snorted and sent gatorade shooting out of my nose. It hurt, but OMG was that laugh epic. I kept laughing for five minutes, and started to cry I was laughing so much. You have seriously made my day with this vid. ALong with Turkey Vexen and the ever so dramatic Marly and Mansex. ^^

  • HAHAHAHAH XD You're like spot on everything!

  • its like axel documentary lol.

  • this is the funniest video ever,, next to roxases greatest moments! (:

  • ye she can fly he's just awesome like that

  • lol axel's a phishy!!

  • Rofl xDDDD

  • axel is smeexxii~~

  • Ah, the infamous Axel's hips don't lie revolution... I always try to find a way to have that song playing when I'm on 358/2 Days...

  • i got stalked by axel cause im roxas

  • AXel's hips don't lie revolution XDDDD

  • idk about you girls.... bt tht was a sexy smile! 1:23 ;)

    also omg! axel FTW! he's so epic!!! "got it memorized"

    and i cried when axel died :'( (axel fangirl)

  • Two no four comments now i'm gonna shut up

  • Oops sry bout that

  • I was watching the r a p e face thing and drinking coke at the same time and I choked lol

  • OMGOSH!! I was having a coke and watched the child rape face and choked!! LOL

  • lol 0:56