Dramatic Reading Of Spam: Beloved

[Nightraven117]

Ha ha I actually just checked my spam folder and found 29 SPAM EMAILS. One of them was all "20% off good quality drugs!" XD

[FireIceYingYang]

Did the site at least look legit? (BTW i don't believe this is true because i think it would have been on the news)

[LaurenWolf1]

LOL

[123Nightcloud]

I bet the one dislike is him xD

[ntabiblaze]

why you hatin' on Comm tech, I LOVE that class ._.

[FantasmaLuna]

I can not tell you how many times I have gotten spam mail just like that!

[12Icepelt]

good job keeping it to youself tribble lol

[Sandleaf1011]

You made my day. I am actually rotfl. Really. Not jk. I am. XD

[RainFox123]

That was so beautiful, but so FAKE that was EPICLY FAKE. My aunts facebook got hacked once and they said we were in england and they needed money wired to us? If you knew my family we would not go to england

[RainFox123]

That was so beautiful yet so freakin FAKE! That was EPICLY FAKE! My aunts facebook got hacked before and they said she was in england and she needed money wired to her? we live in mississippi why the hell would we go to England?! Peace out, Rain

[NightsoulProductions]

Wow! That is one amazing spam letter.

[thenewrelatables]

3:33

Keep the letter to yourself?

That didn't work out very well, now did it, Tribbs?

[paulat6622]

I swear, about a month after I watched this I was watching my aunt go through her email (because I was nagging her for the computer XP) and I saw this EXACT email!

[MoonWolf571]

lol you have the best spam. All i get is crap from JCPenny and Bloomingdales.

[starrydream16]

ohmigawd that was just amazing, i would love to get a spam like that......

[werewolfgirl88fur]

*Cough cough* Well then.... e_o .... that was very interesting....

[crazygurl551]

"please keep this only to yourself!" instead you upload it to youtube where it gets about 3,000 veiws :)

[TALONandSPLAT]

I havent laughed this hard in... like.... two days!!!! ( Thats a long time for me ) lol!

[TheSizzler777]

Yay for da nerds!

[Pedr6500]

I will read a message i got 2 months ago:

You are the only one who can save me from the nazis (wwii ftw but this shit is just rediculous) they stole my belongings only you can save my financial troubles by donating $24 to (teh address) you must help me the british havent liberated my town yet and my child is dying please help me. 2 problems

1How goulible do they think i am

2 where did this lady get a delorean

These spammers come up with some pretty interesting stuff though

PS: I=nerd

[bobcatcubs]

Lucky!XD You receive epic spam.I never do!XD

[Crazypencilkiller]

So sad I'll give him all of my moms money :*(

[averycakes2000]

LMFAO!- "pleae,Kepp this to your self!" (spreads the word on youtube) had ot lauhg at tht! xD

[cutelady654]

YAY!! GO NERDS!! (ME IS A NERD)

[MewNyaMeow]

haha, I got one from a lady named Gali Alina Barnes, a merchant in Dubai. :)

"I have been diagnosed with lung cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical

treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared

for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never

generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for."

YES <3

[bluestar12319]

IN WANNA JOIN CONTACT!!!!!!

[TheSizzler777]

Maddy,

My evil uncle has just almsot killed me.I need halp!~Doris

p.s Plz send some bagel bites when you come.

Random

[MidgetTwig]

"I Truely believe that I really want your money."

~ Doris Justin Yak

[MistyEyedWolf]

MOM! BROTHER'S SENDING RANDOM SPAM AGAIN!

[PurrfectHeart]

What they want you to do is cash a check they will mail to you for PART of the amount and send most or half of it to a PO box for them to collect. Then after a couple weeks it bounces and you are stuck having to pay the bounced check. It's standard money laundering schemes. People fall for it. My friend did. HE brought a 600 dollar check to school. I told him to not cash it. His "job" was cashing a check nobody else would/could, and he would get to keep a few hundred dollars of it.

[sradac]

Hah!

[TheSizzler777]

LOVE IT!!!XD XD XD I love reading Spam......It makes me laugh.I ahve had about 3 epic tales.

[WinterZolstice]

Oh. Wow. This weirdo con artist took that much time to write a very... I don't even know... story.

I lol'd xD

[morningshadow09]

OMG. It's Shakespeare revived!! :O

[cinderpelt4eva]

OH MY GOD WAT IF HE WAS REAL?

Well then haha shame on him

[cutelady654]

gwahhahahahahah evil con artist took the time to be like shakespeare!!!

[bobcatcubs]

that was so funny

[ShadyKitsune19]

Sounds like it'd make a nice book if the story was expanded and the money asking bit was left out. So dramatic!

[doglover2004able]

i'm sorry but i couldnt stop secret laghing

[StormyStarForever]

OMFG I GOT THE SAME THING!!! Except it was written differently

[bobcatcubs]

that was epic and hilarious!

[clawfang13]

"Please click link~"

That was great. xD Thank you.

[Firehart124]

nice acting ;D

[Birchshade]

now theres your movie!

[SuperFicklepickle]

It's funny cause that person randomly found a briefcase one day. how could you not notice the briefcase in your house?????

[tribbleofdoom]

@SuperFicklepickle WIZARDS. Also - do you remember the exact script to the "keep frying" thing? Or at least part of it? Can you please send me what you rememmmmmber?

[SuperFicklepickle]

@tribbleofdoom I don't remember...something about sparta, amnesia and frying pans. oh and skeeping.

[PeachblossomPlush]

EXCELLENT. 

[TrickyJinxy]

OMG!!!! I TOTALLY RECIEVED THE SAME SPAM EMAIL TODAY!!!!!!

[me2meowth]

LOL for real YHIS IS SO FUNNEH I CANT EPLANE IT XXXD

[SeriaCat]

lol that same email found it's way into my spam box too =D

[SuperFicklepickle]

oh maddy... what if it was true?!?!? you just let her evil uncle, who sold all his stuff to a chinese business man, kill your new spam friend...no ur right this is bullshit. but i will spend a lot of time emailing you epic tales of woe for money now. :3

[DailyTribbs]

@SuperFicklepickle GOOD. DO IT. DO IT, AMY DO IT.

Ps: KEEP FRYING!

[SuperFicklepickle]

@DailyTribbs I WILL MADDY!!!!

RIGHT AFTER I BATTLE THE AMNESIA BEAST WITH MY EPIC SWORD_FIGHTING SKILLS WHILE USING CAPSLOCK!!!!

[AlfaFilly]

That... was beautiful.

Your emotion... so... sincere.

I feel the pain of poor, poor... Mr. Yak.

*bursts into tears*

[DailyTribbs]

@AlfaFilly v.v we all mourn for his terrible, terrible tale of pain and despair...

[widgtho]

And all I get for spam is Betty Crocker recipes!

[Swirlstar]

@widgtho

LOL.

I get spam from people who are asking for money to help with getting some money out a bank. Fail.

[totoroFan]

What is the music used <33

[Platypus27Stalker]

Not to sound at all racist, though I fear I will, but "Doris Justin Yak"? Doris. Justin. Yaaaak. Uh, yeeeaaah. By far the most Sudanese name I've ever heard. (And yes, all you nonbelievers, Sudanese is the right word. Get a dictionary!)

[MusicLuvinLadyBuggin]

Oh my goodness! That is the best spam i have ever heard! Your a good actress!

[NarutoWolves12]

*claps* The most epic dramatic reading I've ever watched. xD

[FallingSnowCat]

this just made my night ^.^

[WhiteLyme]

best spam since sliced bread!!!!!!!

lol :P idk...

[crazypuppypoker]

why don't i get spam that cool?!

[MyWolfShadowNdaMoon]

lol you could probablly make the most boreing story in the world histarical and exciting...... xD lol YOUR SO FUNNY!

[randomclipproduction]

You're the only person I know who would do a dramatic reading of spam e-mail.

Brownie points! Ur awesome!

[sparkflamecat]

Tribbs are you fucking serious!? this happened to you?! that is one of the weirdest things some one could e-mail you! my uncle is threatining to assasinate me! 3:28-3:31 creepeh...

[PinktoesInUK]

someones desperate i saw many but none is that good!!!

[AngelLupine]

Oh beloved spam!

[xFlierx]

XD The story of EPIC

[runningfern]

Wouldn't it make you feel really bad if this was for real? XD

But that was wonderful reading, Tribble. I congratulate you in your epic-story-telling-ness.

[Panthakitty1234]

LOL i got the same e-mail, That tale was TRULY epic

[TheMousetalon]

EPICCCC TALE OF EPICNESS!!

[bengaltail]

oh my god wow XD

[springyspring22]

Nerd Power! Woo!

[Alouncara]

EPPIIIICCC :DDDDD

[StaticAbused]

ALSO, YOU MIGHT WANT TO REMOVE THE LINK. (Not a safe link, not a safe link.)

[StaticAbused]

I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[TheSunsetWolf]

NOOOOOO TRIBBLE NOOOOOO NOW YOU'VE REVEALED HIM TO HIS WICKED UNCLE NOW HE SHALL BE KILLED! :)) guess he picked the wrong peson to spam...

[CimCity13]

lol that was cool XD i want that spam!

[123DawnofWar321]

As far as spam goes....YES!

HA! made me laugh

is that subject wut u said like media studies..??

[IceFlower789]

~LIFE and DEATH and ...*sighs* ppl asking 4 money.

~YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT IT @ THE SITE BELOW! ;3

~sincerely O.O

~THAT WAS EPIC AS LION KING

[DarkeWolfie]

Hahaha! Spamspamspam.

[Fallenstarofskyclan]

*stares and twitches* I..... I dunno wut to say.... maybe,

THAT WAS THE MOST EPIC OF ALL SPAM I'VE EVER READ OR HEARD OF!!!!!!!

[Yaoiloverel]

LMAO... that was so F*cking funny.

[SwingSetStudios]

YAY FOR INTERNET-WANDERING NERDS! :D

-high fives-

We all pwn!

[shannonfrogi13]

Can you hook me up with this guy? He sounds pretty legit.

PLEASE

[Luckyfeather09]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Oh mai god tribble I almost died Laughing at your drama, YOU'D BE AN AMAZING ACTOR JOU KNOW o_o A CANADIAN ACTOR, HOW GREAT IS THAT! *claps*

But yes.

*dramatic gasp* ID help you miss Dorris!

...But I haz nu moneyz o3o X3

[Lucifuhrerr]

I take comtech too...We just do Adobe crap from a step-by-step book. XD

[midniteroseangel]

lmfao. Dorris Justin Yak sent this to the wroong girl.

DRAMATICNESS. I luvsh it. oAo

[134Love134]

oAo this is very dramatic *clamps* TTuTT very epic i died lloll XDDDDDDD that's so funny though XDDDDD ROFLLLLLLLL XDDD

[gumi124]

good 4 u!!! at first i thought u were bein stalked but now i understand lol!!

[heckshotstuff1]

I got the exact same one a few years ago!

[lolaf1er]

yeah I want spam like that!

[TheSunsetWolf]

wow...it's hard to believe someone acually took the time to WRITE that epic tale of glory...I wonder how long it took to come up with a story like THAT...

[Inkblotchy]

they should write a book full of the epic tales of spam :D

...

I'd read that.

[Owlfalconfeather]

Lovely....

They spelled Chinese wrong....O.o (or did I?)

Shame. Shame on Theym.

[TheDisneyPenguin]

I get stuff like that all the time... one was about some guy that was homeless. If you're homeless, how do you have internet? XD

[Y2JenJenn]

hey I should forward you some of the spam that I get, it's mainly pathetic though... not as epic as this one was. at least it didn't make me wanna Yak ;D oh and as for a university to recomend him? how about the University of DUUHHH!

[SuperCatSara]

LOL, I be stealing your hat x3

[Y2JenJenn]

computer: you've got mail.

ugh...

computer: it's not spam!

oohh?

you make spam sound so, dramatic XD awesome

[Starshine1396]

Tribbs, you, my friend, are amazing. OHSHITT A YAK ATTACK :C

[Momotaro556]

"THAT THING WAS LIKE LION KING EXCEPT ASKING FOR MONEY AT THE END!"

You bet. XD

[Apocoplyptic]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

MY UNCLE IS COMING TO KILL ME!

I hope you know, this message will kill me. D:

~Doris Justin Yak

[TMANMAN16z]

I started cracking up when the piano came in, so as you can tell, i was laughing the intire time. GOOD JOB DOOR YOU HEXAGON YOU

[TomAndJerry87]

hahaha, this is soooo hilarious!!!

[lorinflintrox]

ahh D: accidentally flagged when i my cat walked on my keybored D: sorry for the flag.

i thought the story was EPIC lmao

[leopardstar151]

I love how your email provider sorted such a dramatic story into spam XDDD

[LotusPigeon]

@LotusTiger88 Good Point heheheh

[saharaxwolfie]

God, I love you. xDDDD

[thowanwhitewolf]

lol, what an awesome dramatic reading! XD haha

[BlueMoonLycan]

lol, ya could rp with us if u get to bored?

[Vaporeonforever]

i luv story time! :D

[AniyuuWolf]

Woah.... -tears- xD

[620emilymartin]

...Woah...O.o

[wildstar25]

lol I have comtech as well :D

[felixbroadcast10]

that story was epic XD -tear-

[InakaHyuuga]

ಠ_ಠ

[XXBlazefire101XX]

That was great! Epic! I loved it, it was moving and uplifting. That had to be the best spam I've ever heard in my life. 8D

I wish I got spammed like that. D:

[CadyD16]

Dramatic! I got one of these once, except it wasn't quite the same. Not nearly as epic as this one was. The way you read it made me crack up xD

[LotusPigeon]

Wow, this spam male is like.. amazing! I love it! wow. I love how you added the music with your voice, it sounds really good lol

[DeathChiix]

I GOT THAT SPAM MESSAGE LOL

[DeidarasLilStudent]

XDDD that was fawking epik!

[TrickyJinxy]

Lol! Worst spam mail ever!! I hate getting messages like that.

[LeafpawWarrior]

Wookie callings at the end o3o

[Crowspirit1]

so epic. beautiful. I"M GONNA CRY

[WarriorKitties1]

wat

[HawkFire124]

Also totally not believable xD

[skycatcher11]

may i plz request something :3 I'll luv u foreveh! (I already do so if you don't ur not missin out on much...

[WierdWarriorGirl]

XDDD i seriously doubt this is true! good look with your new "sister"

[Phoenixfang101]

*dies from laughin to hard* tribble you have made my day..no my week.. WINXD

[AmoraGirl10]

OMG! I got a message just like that XD

except it didn't count it as spam :P

[bladethorn]

I wish my spam mail was that epic....xD

[HawkFire124]

Second comment xD

[SnowWolf100]

XD i died of laughter OMG best spam epic



[HulluMel]

Wut....? XD

[SummerBlueWolves]

Can I take a request?

Just asking XP