EXXXTREEEME CUM SHOTS! THE THEY MUST HAVE FLOWN IN A GUY FROM SOUTH AFRICA WITH AIDS THAT COULD PERFORM PROJECTILE COCK SHOTS LIKE THAT! AMAZING!!! REAL FOOTAGE!!
if you live in the fear of death what is the point of life if your going to live. live with a free mind and the fear of no fear. and some of us are not mommy or daddys suckup if i need something i need the job that can kill me but in the end i get the shit i wont or need
Done very well. Very professional. Now, if you really want to attract some attention, do one from the other side of the injury. Really understand our great insurance.
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Metal? What metal? Oh,that screaming you call music? Don't get me wrong all music of today sucks. This comment is going to get -1's from gay people. So -1=Gay.
I dont get the saftey matress... and also the reason it lost aside from the obvious stupid fake blood. Was the message just basicaly seemed like you should never work ever because you will die. Never mentioned anything about saftey..
i know why it lost. the fun fake blood at the end and the unclear stretcher part. and the knockoff of credit card commercials. other than that...it was a nice try.
accidents like these that happen to stupid people are necessary for population control. And generally when accidents happen it's because they're being completely retarded and forgetting what's necessary to be safe... so they're a bunch of fucking idiots asking for it. I agree with other people... 44 is a ridiculously small number. More people die from cancer, starvation, AIDS, smoking, car accidents, abuse, war... etc.... etc. Who cares about a number as small as 44.
i am 18 and i work in a restaurant (outback)...and hearing what your saying...i bet you never have..........its alot worse than what you think...its not always the persons fault...when you work with a bunch of people thers bound to be someone who over looks something and that something can cause you your life
I was flung head first at forty miles an hour out of a railway car which derailed because of company negligence! Then the three rail cars slammed into me crushing me. I have been in constant pain ever since. I can barely walk and am housebound in poverty. WSIB gives me $213.00 per month and I am forced onto welfare. WSIB is just a way to take your medical and legal rights away you fool! Then you can't sue! No retraining, no medical, no wage loss. Some are at fault themselves. I WASN'T!
I think, you would care about a very small number for example as 1, if it was your mum, dad, friend or partner. But it's true, that more people die from cancer and so on. But we can't do nothing with that. In this case people can be carful, but how does help safety, if you die from a cancer?
I agree. It's foolish to say that 44 preventable deaths is a neglegible number. It's everyone's responsibility, not just the person who's involved in the accident. Speaking of Darwin and survival of the fittest, I think almayatic could use a little more formal operational thinking as far as s/he's concerned.
yay, im gonna add philosophical references to something completely unrelated to philosophy so i can sound like an arrogant auspicious know-it-all ass hole =)...
Who gives a shit whether it's philosophy or childhood development or buttsex?! This isn't your highschool humanities class. And so far as sounding like "an arrogant know it all asshole", I think using "auspicious" in a pathetic attempt to be clever and condescending covers it... also add to the equation: submission of worthless comments in triplicate. *applause* you have suceeded in proving yourself a moron.
yay, im gonna add philosophical references to something completely unrelated to philosophy so i can sound like an arrogant auspicious know-it-all ass hole =)...
yay, im gonna add philosophical references to something completely unrelated to philosophy so i can sound like an arrogant auspicious know-it-all ass hole =)...
Yeah because an Xbox is A game system. not THE game system thats worth 500 bucks. and the Elite bundle is like 500+ w/taxes... but, yeah its just a demonstration, you know what they meant. Dont take things so Technical. ;:|
I am amazed that the figure is 44. I have to wonder how many deaths are caused by, but not attributed to workplace incidents. Do they count Bernie Banton in those figures?
Something must be wrong with his boyfriend's urethra or seminal vesicles for him to ejeculate blood on his face like that @58/59 secs. Goddamn bloody orgasm.
that was good and not to groosmom and it haqs a god point the bad thing was the prices were like totaly off a zbox three sixty cost way less then that now.
your video was really good, me and my firends entered the same contest and lost when we thought we had a good shot, i honestly think yours was better than the winners!
haha the end sooo corny GTFO
BigTiggaR 4 months ago
fake and gay
Boozin40s 6 months ago
ahaha im pretty sure ted crusty has these videos covered
peterlol21 6 months ago
EXXXTREEEME CUM SHOTS! THE THEY MUST HAVE FLOWN IN A GUY FROM SOUTH AFRICA WITH AIDS THAT COULD PERFORM PROJECTILE COCK SHOTS LIKE THAT! AMAZING!!! REAL FOOTAGE!!
MrJoeybigz 7 months ago
wow another way to get worker compensation and crap to make business collapse
ChrisBennett18 9 months ago
WSIB suck........they will make you lose your job.....just not to pay a claim.
Deadfreeeak 9 months ago
I'm very lucky...
Mareczekw30 11 months ago
This ad leaves me with a deep, resounding sense of WHOOPIE-FUCKING-DOO.
CDenic 11 months ago 2
bloody cumshot hahahahahahahaahahahahaha
rockmedina 1 year ago
if im only alive for video games, soda, and mp3 players then whatever... haha
reconstructiv 1 year ago
omfg lmao love the paint in the face at the end slow it down and he flitches and looks all weird but tries to remain seriouse!!
Reaper2X4 1 year ago
Jesus is worth my life
DelbertStinkfester 1 year ago 3
@DelbertStinkfester AMEN BROTHER!
BoeingBeatsAirbus 1 year ago
my family is worth my life....
tehs3raph1m 1 year ago
lame there was no content take a hint from the one where the chef gets burned all crazy. learn to video
efnfen 1 year ago
He needs to learn how to pain
blahdob 1 year ago
eww blood cum wtf, go get checked man.
SilentWalk18 1 year ago
if you live in the fear of death what is the point of life if your going to live. live with a free mind and the fear of no fear. and some of us are not mommy or daddys suckup if i need something i need the job that can kill me but in the end i get the shit i wont or need
TonyDieHard101 1 year ago
the music reminds me of the warriors lol
interrupt21h 1 year ago
omg i can't believe his girl friend came on his face like that.
xcon99 1 year ago
wat is the blood on his face all about??
Vinnygil 1 year ago
It's saying don't work to get that money if you could get injured in the process.
And 44 a year? OMG
100,000 people die a second, hurray
sadfib 2 years ago
Your an idiot if you think 100,000 people die a second. Jackass
addison1113 2 years ago
if 100,00 people died per second, everyone on earth would die in 18.8 hours.
bluesa1t 1 year ago
good lord! then we have less time then i thought!
quick, everyone rape someone. we must offset the death rate with an equally absurd birthrate
bark00000 1 year ago
this vid was crap
watchmomovies 2 years ago
i dont get it what does a xbox 360 have to do with this
bneg303 2 years ago
cough* blood cumshot cough*
AnimatorLinden 2 years ago 5
You got to be creative to win, using the advertissement of a credit card company isn't! My guess as why you lost!
lgphilippe 2 years ago
good execution
however the creative really isn't that great
gotta analyze the phrase for other significant meanings
but yea, keep working at it, good job nonetheless
b3swift 2 years ago
Done very well. Very professional. Now, if you really want to attract some attention, do one from the other side of the injury. Really understand our great insurance.
Downedworker 2 years ago
fuck jesus give me a 16 year old harlet
560287144602817 2 years ago
oh my
joseph5498 2 years ago
a 360? 500 bucks? I dont think so buddy
Kwinh 2 years ago 4
a different time and place, made over two years ago in canada, it would have cost about that much
Mr9jack9 2 years ago
Look at when this what uploaded... it was like shortly after the 360 came out, that was how much they were.
ninja0wnzy0u 2 years ago 2
0:59 blood splat
randomrold 2 years ago
God is worth my life =D
Anyway, not a place to be religious
but still, Jesus is all I have.
bboyrjlive 2 years ago
my pony worth my life
mollyisthebest09 2 years ago
I can see why you lost.
incenium 2 years ago 4
wtf is this, mastercard ad?
DragoonBoom 2 years ago 3
gay
gabrielemt1971 2 years ago 2
What did the bloody cumshot from your boyfriend have to do with the rest of the video?
IceTTom 2 years ago 47
aahahahahah
musikyle 2 years ago 9
LOL!!!
Hrakleus 2 years ago 6
that was epiclulz.
Bimmer330i 2 years ago 3
Good one
Kaspur9384 2 years ago
if you have a dangerous job then I guess its wise to take out a big life insurance policy :) we all gotta make a living one way or the other right ?
bluton78 3 years ago
well i hear that economically a life is 4 million dollars in the US. so...yeah you don't wanna lose that.
chineseplayer 3 years ago
That was good...You should check out Indiana Jones and a Day at the office....
THEINTERNETJERK 3 years ago
ok have u seen the other WSIB ads? they r way more graphic and detailed. this one was so PG and amature. which is why u lost.
valsoliz1 3 years ago
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Metal? What metal? Oh,that screaming you call music? Don't get me wrong all music of today sucks. This comment is going to get -1's from gay people. So -1=Gay.
AndresBruce 3 years ago
I think the "screaming" is actually the ringing of your hearing aid interfering with the music.:]
calculatorINSTINCTS 3 years ago
Well I don't require hearing I'm 14,but you'll be the one needing hearing aids listening to that garbage.,
AndresBruce 3 years ago
lol, at the end it said,
" SHOT and CUT by..."
get it, the guy was bleeding like fuck.
EddsWorld201512 3 years ago
jajajaj
CooCke 3 years ago
what a dick if nothing is worth dieing for
tell that to all thos who died in WW1 and WW2 for our freedom.
leeps291 3 years ago
You took it out of context
FergBurger87 3 years ago
yes sir ur right!
AktivAgressiv 3 years ago
a life is worth.... a life is priceless
GamerBoy18000 3 years ago
BUKKAKE
deltronz3roo 3 years ago 2
that was fucking gay
AmericanAussiegrl 3 years ago 2
whole blood thing, pretty lame
elementalmagician 3 years ago 5
no wonder you lost.
kateinator 3 years ago 7
youve...youve got red on you
krapsicle 3 years ago 6
pretentious and vague, but executed professionaly.
lousaffire 3 years ago
Eek!
LuvvyDuck 3 years ago
You got a lil... you got a lil something on our lip there...
dsfdsfsgfdegdfgmdflg 3 years ago 5
jeah andrew penner :D
"penner" is in german a word for homeless people..
kahaha
xXhehejoXx 3 years ago
Strictly speaking it translates into "Down and out"
Burma1 3 years ago
GAY!
inkfreak74x9 3 years ago
44 were killed in three years?
ugghhh the war on terrorism???
if we wanna talk about death prevention, theres topics way more important that work safety.
dizzle05243 3 years ago
it was good until the end when the blood hits him in the face
rebe101 3 years ago 7
i agree. .
deadliwhisperz 3 years ago
I don't get the fake blood just like going on the guys face randomly.
Rosieeeeeeeeeee 3 years ago
Eh, he's clearly fine. Dead people don't talk!
TehMas 3 years ago
cool.
TheGodMar 3 years ago
That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible.
Kainlarsen 3 years ago 2
WSIB Safety Ad
mrzidane2319898 3 years ago
I dont get the saftey matress... and also the reason it lost aside from the obvious stupid fake blood. Was the message just basicaly seemed like you should never work ever because you will die. Never mentioned anything about saftey..
firefox69 3 years ago
Yeah that's all I got from this video "Don't work or you'll die!"
zakabog 3 years ago 2
Yeah. I don't get it. Is the point that we're working to buy frivolous items? I got rent to pay.
marxmith 3 years ago
ultimatly, you are in charge of your own saftey.
taymacjack 4 years ago
i know why it lost. the fun fake blood at the end and the unclear stretcher part. and the knockoff of credit card commercials. other than that...it was a nice try.
KungFu17 4 years ago
where is WSIB toronto, philly , chciago ???
thisisnotmenoah 4 years ago
toronto
LeJisemika 3 years ago
All over Ontario.
Hadra568 3 years ago
well that was lame and i do think safety is a VERY important issue.
K
kevinr0000 4 years ago
here comes the one star rating train
exactspace 4 years ago
lol--doesn't even make sense:P
leafeater24 4 years ago
Wait.... are you saying... don't work?
It was pretty good other than the mixed signal it was giving :3
TrillionMcAllen 4 years ago
accidents like these that happen to stupid people are necessary for population control. And generally when accidents happen it's because they're being completely retarded and forgetting what's necessary to be safe... so they're a bunch of fucking idiots asking for it. I agree with other people... 44 is a ridiculously small number. More people die from cancer, starvation, AIDS, smoking, car accidents, abuse, war... etc.... etc. Who cares about a number as small as 44.
almayatic 4 years ago
i am 18 and i work in a restaurant (outback)...and hearing what your saying...i bet you never have..........its alot worse than what you think...its not always the persons fault...when you work with a bunch of people thers bound to be someone who over looks something and that something can cause you your life
DoNotForgetToBreathe 4 years ago 3
I was flung head first at forty miles an hour out of a railway car which derailed because of company negligence! Then the three rail cars slammed into me crushing me. I have been in constant pain ever since. I can barely walk and am housebound in poverty. WSIB gives me $213.00 per month and I am forced onto welfare. WSIB is just a way to take your medical and legal rights away you fool! Then you can't sue! No retraining, no medical, no wage loss. Some are at fault themselves. I WASN'T!
SuperNewf1 4 years ago 3
3 rail cars???!!??how did you survive?were they plastic toy cars?
Grandmabee34 4 years ago
I think, you would care about a very small number for example as 1, if it was your mum, dad, friend or partner. But it's true, that more people die from cancer and so on. But we can't do nothing with that. In this case people can be carful, but how does help safety, if you die from a cancer?
zirafka004 4 years ago
I agree. It's foolish to say that 44 preventable deaths is a neglegible number. It's everyone's responsibility, not just the person who's involved in the accident. Speaking of Darwin and survival of the fittest, I think almayatic could use a little more formal operational thinking as far as s/he's concerned.
saucysaladshooter 4 years ago
yay, im gonna add philosophical references to something completely unrelated to philosophy so i can sound like an arrogant auspicious know-it-all ass hole =)...
CrunchyBlck73 3 years ago
Who gives a shit whether it's philosophy or childhood development or buttsex?! This isn't your highschool humanities class. And so far as sounding like "an arrogant know it all asshole", I think using "auspicious" in a pathetic attempt to be clever and condescending covers it... also add to the equation: submission of worthless comments in triplicate. *applause* you have suceeded in proving yourself a moron.
saucysaladshooter 3 years ago 2
yay, im gonna add philosophical references to something completely unrelated to philosophy so i can sound like an arrogant auspicious know-it-all ass hole =)...
CrunchyBlck73 3 years ago
yay, im gonna add philosophical references to something completely unrelated to philosophy so i can sound like an arrogant auspicious know-it-all ass hole =)...
CrunchyBlck73 3 years ago
auspicious...?
dahlquist 3 years ago
How much is it worth getting sprayed with red jizz in the face? What a slut!
Passport123456789 4 years ago
this sucks.
first, don't use that font.
second, make it more dramatic by having fading in and outs-- and the music needs to be more compelling to the ears--
and the comparison of objects idea is pretty lame. someone needs to know how to film better.
chopaface 4 years ago
What's the matter with the font? I think the font is fine.
CelesteK 4 years ago
The last part was creative....and the first part but the middle was just god awful
joe88john 4 years ago
that was sooo lame and cliche..come up with somthin original.
Laydback5 4 years ago
An Xbox 360 is not worth 500 dollars.
EvilHero1 4 years ago 2
this was probably made when it did came out.
chopaface 4 years ago
Also, they never said Xbox. They said Game System (Cough) SONY! (Cough)
NioYagami 4 years ago
If you look at the system, its an xbox.
EvilHero1 4 years ago
Yeah because an Xbox is A game system. not THE game system thats worth 500 bucks. and the Elite bundle is like 500+ w/taxes... but, yeah its just a demonstration, you know what they meant. Dont take things so Technical. ;:|
NioYagami 4 years ago
In Canada it is.
CelesteK 4 years ago
I am amazed that the figure is 44. I have to wonder how many deaths are caused by, but not attributed to workplace incidents. Do they count Bernie Banton in those figures?
sunnygirlqld 4 years ago
44 is a ridiculously small number. If anything more should be killed.
Nice bukkake at the end though,
mightisright 4 years ago
Agreed. 44 killed is nothing. How about the war in Iraq? How about Darfur? Name any controversial event in the world today.
BoobyMcDoogle 4 years ago
The world is overpopulated?
Don't worry, Mother Nature is taking care of it!
Mee too, I want my 1 minute and 21 secs back!
uni000ver000sal 4 years ago 2
I want my minute and 21 seconds back. LAME.
thygod 4 years ago
huh... funny the way people that control th e world see it, your life is worth nothing. think you guys got it backwards.
chimmeychango 4 years ago
no you fucking retard they say " nothing is worth your life"
motheonlypro1234554 4 years ago
wtf... are they serious with this one... that was lame as hell watch the man get blown off the roof tho rofl.
Kaz017 4 years ago
Interlaced video? Come on...
rydeen18 4 years ago
So what this video is saying is that you are 3,409 times more likely to be injured than killed.
cnada 4 years ago 4
I can see why you lost. This made no sense.
meggiemeg86 4 years ago 2
it dindt get the message across realy. i didnt quite think the ipod costs adn stuff really fit in
sasafrass9118 4 years ago 2
ROFLmyBOOTY off.. the face paint splash was priceless..
MontyFae 4 years ago
Something must be wrong with his boyfriend's urethra or seminal vesicles for him to ejeculate blood on his face like that @58/59 secs. Goddamn bloody orgasm.
Brizzlerman 4 years ago
hahahahahahaha
noob5000000 4 years ago
sick blood on face = workplace accident?
mccarthy155 4 years ago 2
I wouldn't have guessed that covering a mans face with blood would ever be received as too subtle
RedNishinStudios 4 years ago
What?
All we see is a guy jogging, off camera, then a guy with blood on his face.
You might have won if it made and goddamn sense.
FreePlay 4 years ago 3
it did make sense
it lacked the graphic displays the other WSIB commercials flaunt, butit did make sense.
MontereyJack23 4 years ago 2
"It did make sense?" It doesn't explain ANYTHING about what's going on. There's no plot. Nothing. It's totally stupid.
FreePlay 4 years ago
it may have been much more distasteful years ago before most of the world became numb to such things...
but then i guess look at the first 30 or so minutes of Saving Private Ryan...
that blew my mind
that is the sort of imaging i believe deserves its rating
MontereyJack23 4 years ago
this one sucked compared to others
DallaVisons 4 years ago 4
i dont get this?! injured from what?!
BatOtaku13 4 years ago 5
you probably didn't win because it has nothing to do with accidents, and it didn't show the scenerio how the individual was injured.
soulshined 4 years ago
except for the saving of someone elses would you rather be alive then for every person and animal on the planet to die... no
psylowade 4 years ago
ppl die every day. with people dying all the time, the world would be in shortage of everything. GET OVER IT
pyrodogg 4 years ago
hey, at least they clean the gene pool
vitruvian8807 4 years ago 2
Effective...
Xahn 4 years ago
Lol, I agree with the flinch when the blood was thrown on him lol....
wowjeniiee 4 years ago 2
the flinch was funny.
sleezy109 4 years ago
This was good, I liked it
BinarySpike 4 years ago
That was very good.
xChiichiix 4 years ago
asome video man, one death is already too much.
yesyourman 4 years ago
that was good and not to groosmom and it haqs a god point the bad thing was the prices were like totaly off a zbox three sixty cost way less then that now.
simsguildwars 4 years ago
Hahah I remember that. And Darren and Phuong almost threw me off Mrs Brady's chair
CommunistHobo 4 years ago
Yours should have won. I always thought so.
TheAnswer42 4 years ago
your video was really good, me and my firends entered the same contest and lost when we thought we had a good shot, i honestly think yours was better than the winners!
anderzxx 4 years ago
cool
Burma1 4 years ago
SPUUURT!!
captainrusco 4 years ago 2