Funny Answering Machine

[TheDirtbikes14]

My dad has this voicemail ! LMFAO

[mamanettie]

what is the number to this answering machine?

[zzq123k]

He sounds like Mad Eye Moody.

[ICantBeFaged]

@zzq123k dont joke about Moody, harry potter is amazing!!! looool

[zzq123k]

@ICantBeFaged I'm not. He just sounds like it. I love HP <3

[prettyravegirl79]

1111111111,3456, then it doesn't matter what key i press no one will answer, then i have to call again later but i have to hang up because all the operators are too busy...

[chilzilla]

If your delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship HAHAHAHA

[EdwinR890]

My new voice message! :D

[XXAndSomeSkittlesXX]

one person has had this response while calling someone who wasn't around. lollollollol

[avalon665]

i have this ringtone lol

[JackelopePrincess]

best thing ever



[judedudemude]

this is my new voice message for my cell phone

[ExclusiveLM]

If you are an overpaid actor that runs away from your job and your last name is Sheen or Chappele dial 911. For more help dialing go to youtube . com/ExclusiveLM

[ronaldofootball7]

lmao

[Skate2Crew]

696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­69696969696969696969696969696

[puddlemonster84]

3456

[MrGuitarboy97]

111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111

[MsDementedArts]

oh god its so offensive but its so funny at the same time

[AlanCIcener]

What if you're an obsessive compulsive codependent multi-personaitied paranoid delusional depressed dyslexic schizophrenic with a nervous disorder, short term memory loss, and low self esteem?????

[MrJaison12]

@AlanCIcener Then they dont want to talk to you. XD

[TehWenus]

696969696969969696969696969969­69696969696969696969

[rileyroro1]

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[Destabilise996]

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[Sicowkaksin]

111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­

[pfteminem]

1111111111111 696969696969696969696969696969­69696966969696969

[ADoryble7]

lol! could not stop laughing :D

[politburo]

and if you have low self esteem, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you lmao!

[joannes0]

lmao love it.

[LittleRed411]

lmao my friend called and instead of saying hello i held the phone up to the speaker and played this, she freaked and hung up. XP

[stormingsharks]

i dont know what i am. i will press 0 because i want to know what i am.

[Monica17N]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[RHINONCHARGEXYZ]

The voice told me to hang up. D:



[666WorldFuneral666]

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeep

[lunamamaya]

Please, could anyone, who understands everything, write the spoken words down? I cannot catch everything properly... Thank you in advance.

[HauntedMusicBox]

@lunamamaya Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly. if you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you're delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to

[HauntedMusicBox]

@HauntedMusicBox press. If you are depressive it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 69696969. If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the # key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss please try your call again later and if you have low self-esteem hang up all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

[lunamamaya]

@HauntedMusicBox Yay, thanks a lot! :-D

[bobsboobs09]

ha ha. mental people

[smithjj789]

cant believe i found this, it came on my old ipod shuffle 5 years ago lol

[DJvyce92]

Oh dearrrrrrr

[CONKER17]

lol

[NineLivesProduction]

Whats this from

[Maddy922]

I am paraniod :\

[spurs4life08]

typical irish. I fucking love it!!!!!!!!!!!

[JLCHAR23]

hahaha! love it

[missmyhubby735]

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME..I PUT THIS ON MY PHONE..LMFAO!!...

11111111111111111111111111

OO NVM...WHERES THAT SMALL VOICE AT??

[missmyhubby735]

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME..I PUT THIS ON MY PHONE..LMFAO!!

[bigmacsk8r]

696969696969696969669969696969



[cozcon2000]

wat is schizophrenic

[GETTOBOMBER]

Oh no, I never will dial this number, haha :-)

Where is this answering machine installed? In the psychiatry? :-)

[thealexandrios]

where can i download ?

[toastymedianess]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't like the 6969696969 thing I'm dyslexic

[palaisdrew09]

@toastymedianess that sucks 

[TheFlutification]

3456 lol

[OMGWTFBBQTSTIS]

7..........................

[aelgould]

If your deppressed it doesnt matter what number you press because no-one will answer you. Ahaaa brilliant! :D

[IndigoCat17]

OMG Thats awesome thats gonna be my new Greeting for my

new answering machine that comes with my new phones!!

[IndigoCat17]

The voice in my head told me to press 666 mwhahhahahha

[blackhat2005]

*presses #7*

[Chopdermos]

If you have low self esteem, hang up all our operators are to busy to talk to you....PRICELESS !!!

[sexykitten0627]

This is funny as hell.

[kakairuislove]

ashley was okay with pressing 3 and Ash pressed 4 and Ashton got 5 but A is really scared of the number 6 so i had to hang up -.- there all grounded!

[cozcon2000]

@kakairuislove wIolwi kteh-

dude quit typing while Im typing!

anyw-hi-ays wow thats weird...

[cozcon2000]

3456

[dogfight001]

111111111111111111111111111111­111111 2 3456 7

[TitaniumTrooper]

69696969 =D

[broq5]

3456

[MrBlindman99]

lol

[RogueZed]

I'm not understanding the '69696969' joke...

[RogueZed]

@RogueZed Understood.

[nagzul]

@RogueZed because 69696969 will actualy be, 96969696 to a dislexixix

[LameGirl12]

6969696969696969696

[Blade772]

LMFAO! I started laughing at option 2 and didnt stop till shortly after the video ended. What were all the options again?

[theamazingplant2]

dammit im still waiting for the beep after the beep! oh FUCK IT! `12345678654321

[Adun4184]

96969696

[iamwaldofearme]

69696969

[PSPerson18]

696969669696969696969696969696­696969669

[KetihCooper]

69696969

[rainbowspitt]

that was retarded

[RocketTL1000R]

If you're delusional press 7 and your call will be transfered to me mother ship .

hahahaha too funny

[zimmawoman]

hahahahahaha

[BankaiAbridged]

wait...but i have multiple personalities and each of them are excessive compulsive...co-dependant...pa­ranoid...dillusional....schizo­phrenic....depressive..dyslexi­c...has a nervous disorder...short-term memory..and low self-esteem <-< so wat do i do?!?!

[alexf497]

@BankaiAbridged just give up

[iamwaldofearme]

@BankaiAbridged dont bother calling :)

[flyboyfx]

9669969890--969699966969969969­96669699666

[McPrEtTyPaNtS]

LOL love it

[DeionMalkavian]

Still waiting the the beep after the beep... FUCK IT! 696969696955955124512561481141­561781414102437152731523714234­123152351231527312718237128317­238178457457485745847154215324­12534

........ Am I dion it rghit? xD

[JonasLuv1997]

I lol'd. This was great!LOVE IT.

[tohruluvskyo4evr]

i so just recorded this as my voicemail greeting!! ^_^ lololol soo funny!

[1993gandy]

same :L

[kprdgjojhah12]

*fidgets* where the fuuck is that beep after the beep ;l

[kprdgjojhah12]

7 Oh god Dx

[isabob808]

lol this is great~!

[Onoras]

um, the voise told me to press star, then burn the phone >.>

[pinkxvenom]

love it!! :]

11111

[colombianpepper]

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is this rite?

[Paranoia123211]

111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­1111111111111111

[nobodylovesjamison2]

I'm depressed!

[clogsworth456]

this makes my life <3 :)

[Mordred555]

3456!

[darknightsylu]

4567

[sunshine101900]

111111111111111111111111111

[joc95]

6969696969696969696969696969

[KyleTheGoods]

@joc95 696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­696969696969696969696969696969­6969696969696

[cutedevil786]

OMG!!! dis is hilarious!!! loool

[mentlcw]

The small voices told me i was delusional.....

is that a bad thing?

x

[kittycat123b]

3456! lol

love this one where can i get it?

[lellowbear101]

i put tht on my fone thn my mom said it wz fucked up and told me to change it

[gopeeps5]

I LUV IT!!! ROFLMFAO!!

[guitar31crazy]

lmao

[gopeeps5]

i like: "if u r dyslexic press 69696" LMFAO

[DogOfTheStreets]

3456

[kazb25]

the # key is the hash the * is the star key

i should know cause when i ring the mental hotline i press the hash key

lol lmfao

[JPopenUP]

whats a hash key?

[catman0010]

i think the hash key on a phone is the * symbol and the # has another unusual name

[HoodieBoi08]

its this #

on your mobile or phone..

:)

x

[Dudes124]

no, the # button is called pound

[demolayakp]

yeah its called pound but the correct term for that is the crossbar

[umimotomi]

that is very clever

[missjaspahal3]

sweeet

[Antzvideoz]

lmao I recorded it and set it as my answer phone thing! :P

[ajhill2008]

6969696969!!!

[99MarcC]

Amazing.

[babjos]

It is really funny.

[Rhodosfan]

sweet

[XxxJettheHawkxxX]

I pressed 3,4,5, and 6, now what???

[XxxJettheHawkxxX]

Yeah, now what?

[SnoopHorse]

lmaoo

[Fenix115]

69696969696969

[Chargerzzzz]

pretty funny

[septemberbaby23]

rofll im gonna record it ;]

[meree]

Brilliant.

[5forthefighting]

hahahah that is funny shit... i just recorded that onto my fone for my voicemail thing.

[soadissoamazing]

me to

[twominutepenalty]

it's on my phone now. wonder what the in-laws'll say. heheheeeee. . .

[GelPenRainbow]

ahaha. i have the number for the psychiatric hotline! it sounds almost like this except my favorite one is when they say "please stop doing that 2 the phone.. put ur pants back on.. and dial extention 69"

[CreatedName414]

I Pressed 1 I pressed 1 but nothing happened!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMainMan318]

hahahahahahaha that was so funny LMAO

[minimags6720]

OMG! LOL

[lovablelibra]

I can't stop pressing 1 lol

[windowsforvista]

if you are ocd - press 1 repeatedly

if you are co dependent tell somene to press 2 for you...

is you are dyslecic press 696969696969696969

ROFLCOPTER MAN

ROFLCOPTER

[snifferfox]

hahahaha

[mattz456]

he says sketserfrenik instead of skitsafrinic

[R4v1nc3]

I don't think he says either. I think he says "Schizophrenic". =P

[STdutch]

if ur dyslectic press 69696969696969 maybe thats something for you :P

[mattz456]

awesome!!!!!!!!!

[meatwad260]

ROFLcoaster!!!!!!i litteraly ean out of breath from this!

[Marlbro0420]

i cant stop laughing

[nelamsboy32]

its ok i guess but if you want funny then just search the attack of the kyle clones. hilarious

[sk8r4lif394]

HAHAHAHAHA

[DirgeTube]

lmfao

[rachelroxmyhatoff]

haha

[ruddyjackson]

Its sounds like the actor from- Jekll and hide

[IIS2FAST4U]

That is great I already put it to my answering machine

[xOMADONx]

lol me to

[Mushiracoon]

omg this is awesome im using this

[zapht3]

omfg im gonna use this for my phone its friggin hilarious

[inad316]

lol

[coltonwill]

my friend has this too, where can you get this?

[BlackJack271306]

First you turn up your speakers so your phone can record it and then go to voicemail and change your message and you just put the phone up to to the speaker when you wanna record it

I hope i said that right lol

[B0nnie07]

this is my after hours message- everyone loves it!