Terminator - Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com

[hippietacito]

Skynet programmed this game!

[mackwing7]

its weird that an amazing company like Bethesda published a shitty ass game like terminator on nes

[EvilWays316]

@mackwing7 Considering that the ones they made for PC were a lot better.

[Rondell8000]

LJN!? LMAO The only good game Ljn made was Wolverine Adamantium Rage for the SNES....and no not the genesis version.

[DarkyTheCat16]

Yes... A rainbow...

[certifiedpet]

3487340984 0 39340

39845 FUCK 840934

2843024094 ASS

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[wakawakawakwawkawaw]

i beat terminator on snes

it is possible.

[xXFiremadeXx]

pause at 00:39. One of those number lines has FUCK in it.

[rufust33333333333333]

Too Fucking Small!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1atom11]

14:12 Always go to NES,

Because it's the best. 

[PageofLegend]

what is the deal with them not using the licensed music? it's a licensed game. I played superman on gamecube, it was based of the WB animated series, and it didnt have the music from the show!

[bonestorm99]

The driving at 7:26 made me do the goofiest laugh XD

[Cortarelcuello]

Decepticon Dildos for sale..here!!

[AustralianShuffla]

SOUNDS LIKE DUBSTEP! WUB WUB WUB WUB

[KanyeCoyote]

Gotta love those American Movie references, man.

[sacrifice194]

0:43 says ASS

[sacrifice194]

0:43 says ASS

[BenjaminT16]

LMFAOOOO all that for just 6 lives??? LMFAOOO thats terrible

[finaljoses]

Awesome video.

[ColteeYT]

The Nerdinator.

[robloxandblockand2k1]

AVGN rage face activated

[Tiamat583]

damn, looks like the NES version of terminator 1 looks broken beyond anything!

[static1994]

Was contra an NES or Super NES Game?

[MrTervehattara]

@static1994 it's a franchise. contra and super C are for NES and contra 3 is for SNES

[static1994]

@MrTervehattara Thanks. Whenever he brings up contra, it seems like the screen shows the SNES one, but im not sure. ive never played it.Id like to find it though... Which would you recommend i start with, the NES or SNES version?

[MrTervehattara]

@static1994 Decide yourself, i've never played them so i don't really know. But i do know that super C is harder than the first.

[static1994]

@MrTervehattara thanks. Peoople seem to be recommending the NES version, so i guess ill start with that.

[TheSecondR]

@static1994

NES

[comedyloverism]

@static1994 the NES

[static1994]

@comedyloverism thanks. Peoople seem to be recommending the NES version, so i guess ill start with that.

[PageofLegend]

@static1994 the original is a NES game. I was just playing it on an emulator

[static1994]

@PageofLegend Thanks. How was it?

[ScentlessApprentice7]

The intro is great. I love the Terminator theme. 

[ImpossibleQuiz1]

It should've been CinemASS!acre

[75tty]

anybody notice the cut on his thumb at 00:46

[SantuXD6]

@75tty It will be a mistery for the rest of time...

[notfunny333]

@75tty That good sir, is a battle scar.

[90Alex90]

@75tty Yeah, so hardcore.

[SagradaMascarita]

@jmcieslak0 1,757 views since u last saw this :)

[static1994]

@jmcieslak0 congratulations! what did you win???

[jmcieslak0]

@static1994 self-gratification

[static1994]

@jmcieslak0 lol

[UpsForgotMyUsername]

@jmcieslak0 Bitch please, no one gives a fuck.

[lol2222k11]

@jmcieslak0 and u are the i dont give a fuck

[demonjack123]

@jmcieslak0 prove it.

[21111]

@demonjack123 Why?

[KaoWins]

Decepticon dildos

[AnimeSeigneurMatt]

Thumbs up if anyone else thinks that was the chicken sqawk from Ocarina of Time at 6:41!

[TheBansheeBomb]

14:01 Developed by Virgin Games

[KTEFilmsInc]

Anyone know where I can get the music starting at 14:33?

[lucasfilmfan]

@KTEFilmsInc its the terminator theme you can find it anywhere.

[Terminus92]

A aaaa a rainbow?????

[Kevo5558]

Kick your fucking as

[ArvishJoly]

No fucking way, the "decepticon dildos" destroyed me. xD LOL

[static1994]

LOL 0:40 the numbers eventually lead to his favorite word... ASS.

[macrons593]

@static1994 Favorite word... except for fuck of course

[static1994]

@macrons593 Yeah, but put them both together and you've really got something there!

[BlueTheArcticFox]

Isn't level one usually short or something? I rather play that instead of the one of on the NES. But, it's too bad that it doesn't have the first Terminator theme.

[shannoncleveland]

LJN is a death sentence lol

[LivingZombieJew]

Btw, not only Contra did the shooting right. Metal Slug series also got perfect shooting direction control. 

[daniel123817]

@Ibatross99 yes ^^

[daniel123817]

@Ibatross99

[megaman99880]

you mean your sunglasses were too dark or what you said about purging inner demons and having the battle in the past in the present was too dark?

[ttmetalman88]

Wouldn't mind to acttcually a good new terminator game best one i played was t2 on megadrive

[maastona]

Don't really undesrtand why I had to watch this again James. You clearly are not the original avgn.

[theblargh151]

@maastona

What the fuck are you talking about?

[sonofdark18]

is it me or does AVGN bitch about games not having continues alot?

[theblargh151]

@sonofdark18

Yeah, it's probably because it's just a WEE bit frustrating. Just a bit.

[sonofdark18]

@theblargh151 frustrating yes, but it provides for the theme of this episode, which is very well done.

[ninjastah]

DECEPTICON DILDOS!!

[kelmorian178]

Possible Reaction:

1)This Sucks!

2)No way!

3)Oh no!

4)WHat a piece of F***ing DOG $#!+!

5)GTH!

Definitely no.4

[daniel123817]

9:50 its jonny gat

[lbatross99]

@daniel123817 is he from saints row

[supermariofan03]

I wonder why LJN did Terminator 2 and not 1

[maastona]

wtf is this shit I thought this was the real avgn

[sonofdark18]

@maastona did you look at the rest of this video?. its the real avgn. hes just mimicing the terminator opening for the opening of this episode

[maastona]

@sonofdark18 I thought this was jaakko aka the original avgn.

[ProManUnitedFan]

@maastona James IS the real AVGN

[TheXDWolf]

1 coment, get to dah choppah

[MikuHatsuneLover524]

i know he got pissed when he saw that LJN symbol

[DeathNoteOps]

My dad hates Rolling Rock

[lbatross99]

@DeathNoteOps does anyone care about alchahol

[lopingnoahsteam]

whats on his controller its colorful

[K1ngs0fL30n]

"Too fucking small!!! Too fucking small!!! AARGGHHHH"

James always makes me laugh when he loses it like that :D

[Knoh]

@K1ngs0fL30n My favorite is "It sucks monkey butts like all the fucking rest!"

[static1994]

@Knoh LOL, I loved the cheetahmen videos!

[PageofLegend]

@Knoh my favorite ever was "to hell with this buffalo banana wearing bastard bullshit!"

[lolzwaitWTF]

@K1ngs0fL30n Thats what HE said!!

[Zillionatom]

Deception dildos

[Zillionatom]

Lol the intro

[CAWGregoryBlack]

I'm still waiting for Last Action Hero to be reviewed...I rented that game once and man, did it suck balls...It belonged in the same ranking as the movie....Utter shit.

[DarkSoulsOST]

@CAWGregoryBlack The movie was epic.

[WorkSucksChannel]

what a piece of shit game

[chuymix362]

halloween hallowen please halloween

[chuymix362]

i like but more videos of halloween

[chuymix362]

more videos of halloween men more more please halloween

[JuiceManPOLO]

@5:46 Ghetto Game Genie

[kex926]

Mmmm, cat piss horse shit and pig vomit shakes are my favorite!

[masterofre51v2]

@kex926 thats disgusting......should add some monkey diarea.....or how ever you spell it :P

[BLeeMenke]

To be fair, can't judge on color scheme. Look at Metroid.

[TaTuSpartan]

The Metroid series had it down pretty well, you can't deny that.

[CRaZyPE143]

Chill out. Dick wad.

[Jarhead9101775]

@CRaZyPE143 He's acting. Dick wad. The AVGN is a character.

[CrittersRule247]

@Jarhead9101775 um i think hes making a refernce to terminator 2...maybe

[fintonmckee]

@CrittersRule247 It is, when John Connor teaches the Terminator to speak cool

[thenixter101]

@Jarhead9101775 "Chill out. Dickwad" was a quote in the movie. He is quoting the movie.

[CRaZyPE143]

@Jarhead9101775 OMG! U RETARDS IT IS A LINE FROM T2 DAMN!

[randyHEADLOCKorton]

@CRaZyPE143 Dumbass

[CRaZyPE143]

@randyHEADLOCKorton Dumb ass? ME? I was resiting a line from T2 The scene when john conner was teaching terminator to use slangs.

[randyHEADLOCKorton]

@CRaZyPE143 Fine, if YOU were going to say a line from the film, then say it instead of looking like you are talking to the nerd. I haven't seen the film in quite a while so I couldn't remember that particular line. MY BAD.

[Fighterfreak247]

Lol Too fking small!!! Too fking small!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr XD

[viniziello]

this mc donald's add pisses me off ¬¬

[thagrammarnazi]

Could someone tell me how Mike's last name Is pronounced? Only I saw his name in the opening credits and couldn't help but wonder, Mike Mat-I, Mike Mat-ee?

[TheMadPacX]

@thagrammarnazi

I think it's pronounced (Mah-tay)

[jakehbbs630]

Hey James. Can you review Sonic The Hedgehog 2006 on the Xbox 360?

[masterofre51v2]

@jakehbbs630 he probably will...............in about 20 years >.>.........although he did review the ghostbusters game sooooo.........idk

[tjb98003]

How many of you guys want the nerd to review Dragon Ball Z Ultimate Battle 22 for the PS1? That is easily one of the worst games ever! And he can do PS1 games because he did Independence Day on the PS1! Who agrees with me?!

[LamonicBomb]

@tjb98003 i do! lol it did indeed suck!

[tjb98003]

@LamonicBomb Then lets ask everyone to ask James to review it!

[TheDajjal1]

T2 The Arcade way better! 8 BIT goes way to far back yuk!

[RedDwarffs]

@TheDajjal1 *too

[jmcieslak0]

@TheDajjal1 .....wwaaaayyyyyyyyy-oohhh-WWA­AAYYYYWAAAAYYYY-oh-WWAAAAAYYYY­YYYYY far back!

[PageofLegend]

@TheDajjal1 But the shooting arcade game was like a tease..... I paid full price for the home version, and it turns out it was all a gimmick! You can't beat the 2nd level!

[TheDajjal1]

@PageofLegend Game Genie works great for T2 for the Genny. The classic doom for xbox is unbeatable unless you can skip the level.

[LamonicBomb]

Metroid for the nintendo. same shit as this; yea i know its a 'classic'.. but so is shitting out a whole entire family of monkeys! I mean so early in the game you have enemies from all over and they are positioned so if you jump over a crawler [which you cant kill unless its above you or at least chest level with samus] you get hit by a falling enemy. and those goddamn infinite-spawning pits that keep producing flying enemies suck crocodile cock! i deleted it from my HD in a fit of nerdly rage!

[RLmike1234]

@LamonicBomb A lot of things would like to be at chest level with Samus

[masterofsomthin]

1:20

James is gonna take us to the past to terminate the shitty games that suck ass.

[niteflash06]

Beer before bed.

[scooterkid37]

5:55 "I'll be back."

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

[demonicanthonyalbert]

Huh there really are game genie codes for the NES version. Only two though (At least I only found two)

[AnonymousGameTag]

I can't believe I have Terminator 2 for NES... Well, I got it in a bundle with Super Mario 2 and a few others for 16$....

This guy inspired me to waste my money on NES games... And I could never be happier.

[person59523]

LETS GET THIS TO 1 MILL!

[indigokittie]

I want to put a wrench on my controller!!!

[snopp9000]

Yeah, Decepticon dildos. Megatron likes to put those right up Starscream´s ass.

[FlowSense544]

i'll be BACK!!!...no,seriously i will be back watched the episode soo many times!

[FawfulGuy]

who gives a fucking fuckberry of a fuck about justin biber. keep that bitch out of the channel comments because its so cliched at this point. untalented stars that are overly popular make fun of themselves so it doesnt matter.

[EthanAnderson1]

the the bad.. i mean amazingly epic robocop nes game

[tocofool]

i am the temaator i will teamat you bitch XD

[TheWillyBe]

Can't move and shoot, sounds like resident evil. I love resident evil though.

[lakman82]

the sunglaases are TOO DARK.

Thats hilarious.

[mightyguy07]

Terminator 5

[ffcloud321]

I beat that first level in termintor snes on an emulator, it ends with him going back in time, with a pretty cool cut scene for the snes, then your wearing the trench coat in big city jumping on roof tops...my god its more of the same goes on forever shit. Then you fight impossible helicopters, then impossible driveing stages, then your in the police station opeing doors looking for sarah, then another short level where you crush the terminator, very anticlimatic= game sucks

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

The whole appearance of a never ending level is similar to gradius... but gradius had music cues and a clear pattern...

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

AVGN should make a guild for game design, based off issues he has had in games he has reviewed

[hbk92701]

That fucking rainbow!!!

Man, that intro is awesome, so well done.

[ohiopower]

I agree. The intro is beast.

[FanboysSuck343]

OH GOD, I thought the guns were Crocidiles.

[Draginvry2]

OMG the intro is so hilarious. I'm a huge fan of Terminator 2

[5p4Zim]

@Draginvry2 WHO ISN'T!?

[TheDarkNeonHero]

@Draginvry2 then the intro to the NEXT review made ya Jizz, right? XD

[NinjaJTC]

2:17

and that is known as the birth of Dubstep

[Mwlee91]

Support James by Liking his video's! He works so hard for us the viewer! AVGN For Life! Like this comment so everybody can see just how hard he works! Thank you for everything James you deserve every bit of praise!

[MiningGoldsClan]

@Mruntamedable That was terrible 

[GreenSummer450]

My pillow smells like wood and glue.

[Xgoldenman]

ONLY SIX LIVES!!!!!! FAIL

[hardrocker04]

whats the music at 14:05 called

[FlowSense544]

WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUTUBE CHANGE EVERYTHING FUCK YOUTUBE FUCK YOUTUBE FUCK YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUUUUU­CCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[DaL33T5]

@FlowSense544

Calm. The. Fuck. Down. I was once in your shoes, pissed as hell at Google, but at this point I learned a valuable lesson: If Google's being an ass, ain't much you can do about it. I've gotten quite used to it over the past two years.

[FlowSense544]

@DaL33T5 yeah...i calmed down bro i had a bad day and the ads made it even worse.

[Bauglir100]

@FlowSense544 Get a room, please. Seriously, calm down. Don't go on random videos to bitch about pointless shit that you'll get used to in five minutes, anyway. And for the love of God, turn the Caps Lock button off.

[FlowSense544]

@Bauglir100 Wow,you really don't have a life dude.Why do you think you are so mature,and no,i don't want to know your age.

[Bauglir100]

@FlowSense544 You're the pot calling the kettle "black".

[FlowSense544]

I don't give a shit i'm fucking mad!