2005-12-01 - Howard 100 News - Elliot Offen Eviction Report

[knoxklay11]

watching this video, its confirmed that elliot offen is gay

[LEGENDSR4EVR]

I'd warn anyone here to watch what you say about Elliot since you might be left in a pool of your own blood like Joe fuckin' Corson RIIIIGHT??!! RIIIIIIIIIGHT??!! Don't be a mental retard RIIIGHT??!!

[tyrone37]

@LEGENDSR4EVR this comment should be the top comment

[CC39WI]

Does anyone really feel bad?

[max65251]

what a rat looking crazy unfunny cunt

[knmlover]

He looks like Buffalo Bill in that video

[TheFashionbugs]

elliot is a douche

[STIRKDAWG]

Sleeping under a train? That's the perfect place for an ANIMAL like Elliot. I despise him and I'd raise "$23 Dimes (gangster talk RIIIGHT?)" to see him killed with a hammer. F-Jackie, F-Timmy, F-Robin's recamier, F-Blaze and F-ELEGANT ELLIOT OFFEN. Geez ...

[sgrroiii]

Get a job.

[Mistermax30]

The Kitchen looked like Hiroshima LMAO

[JordanVainglory]

loop or not, is this apporpiate to have children watching this?

[RoadDogXVIII]

Is this the report where Steve Langford was almost left for dead?

[PhilTheaNeggers]

@RoadDogXVIII LEFT FOR DEAD, RIIIIIIIGHT?! JUST LIKE "JOE CORSON" RIIIIIIGHT?!

[RoadDogXVIII]

@PhilTheaNeggers

I'll take that as a yes, RIIIIIIIGHT?!

[snakekeeper03]

i would have knock that faggot elliot out cold had i been one of those men evicting him and seen all that shit. people like him are useless and should be put down by the state like a dog

[thatbigolhead]

ive never heard offen so calm, is langford high?

[Landrew120880]

The video loop of Elliot is disturbing.

[arussell101]

Please post more! I can't get enough of Elliot. Ever since he's been banned from the Stern Show, life just hasn't been the same. This guy is pure genius. He's a true artist and wordsmith.

I live in Los Angeles. Have any of you New Yorkers witnessed any Elliot sightings lately?

[Constavlos]

i imagine this visual puts a britney speres consert to shame, and by all accounts... it does.

ps. sal's right, langford is a creepy cunt

[deanpap]

Fucking tenants,can't ever save a down payment and buy something themselves, have to hold hostage the apt from the rightful owners. fuck them, pay your rent or get the fuck out

[BeefLange]

I could be wrong but I think his last show appearance when he was threatening to kill or hurt bababooey and i think howard said that was enough. It may have been his last appearence, around the time of their "football pool"

God I would love to see Elliot totally take apart Lisa Glassberg. He'd have that money grubbing pig crying in no time.

[BigMan301]

i think your right...he said he was going to pour acid in baba booye's eyes lol and said he would put a gun to his head...lol elegant is the best howard stern guest ever!!!!

[zjg5001]

His last phone appearance was December of 2006 with the football picks, yes. At that point, he had threatened physical harm to Gary on numerous occasions. His last live appearance was March 2006, when he was supposed to discuss the 12/15/05 accident involving the death of an elderly woman (for which he was cleared of wrongdoing); instead, he argued with Gary and Howard from the hallway, punched a hole in the wall of the McGraw Hill Building, and left.

I am an Elegant Elliot Offen scholar.

[meltedsunshine]

I was wondering how long he was going to stay calm. I was waiting for him to start his "gangstertalk" and just like I thought, he started acting up.

[zjg5001]

I'm mesmorized by the dancing.

"I'm gonna give him a hit for 23 DIMES!! GANG FUCK NAKED TALK!! SHYLOCK TALK!!"

[djslewis]

Smearing poop isn't so elegant, Elliot.

[littlsuprstr]

what happened to this guy? anybody know?

[ThongBunz2]

if you care, search for the details of his very recent $21000000 suit against Holiday Inn.

[MasterTubeTheatre]

I would love to have been in that crowd in the gif!

[Dibrini]

I can't imagine how many boxes of cigarettes it's gonna cost to buy him for a week in Rykers.

[Horus515]

His math wasn't too far off. He said he gave him about $100,000. Well he said his monthly rent was 3300, for 2&1/2 years, or 30 months. That alone is 99,000. Then he said he paid him another $10,000. Which puts him at $109,000 that he gave Mr. Tan. Not too far off. So I guess crazy people aren't that bad at math after all.

[66hourenergy]

That's gangster talk riiiiiiight?

[katey1dog]

What?  No GOODBYE HORSES from Q. Lazzarus?

[notbendable]

Sleeping under the train.

[Ollivander]

Smeared with excrement? What the fuck!?

[MadameBeekeeper]

You know what makes this even funnier? The video I watched just before this was of the Flashdance scene w/the gal in the black leotard and leg warmers dancing her heart out to the judging panel.

After I watched it I thought, 'Eh, let me see what new videos are on my subscriptions page' and this was the first one on the page. LOL!!!! Picture Elliot dancing to Irene Cara's song "What A Feeling". :-p

[mnkycmkydu]

Everybody's getting evicted one way or another, riiiiiiiight?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[macco360]

Amazing video clip.  So fucking disturbing.

[mardepz]

RIIIGHHTT?

[VashStampedeDX]

riiiiiiiiight?

[drunkenstooge]

Elliott Offen is the best Wack Packer ever.

[Dibrini]

Correction: When Beetlejuice dies Elliot Offen will be the Best Wack Packer ever.

[TIM6669]

Eliot is fucking sick.

[danrupert]

I feel bad for those poor people who rented to him.