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  • vegetarian my ass

  • Love this one! 

  • Sally appears to be lacking a chin.

  • Most Americans don't have a clue who the British are or what the word British means, British applies to the people of the United Kingdom,(Scots,English,Welsh,N­orthern Irish) and the Unionist in Northern Ireland call them selves British with more pride than any others in the UK. an american would be utterly confused when a Norther Irish person refered to themselves as British.

  • chinless wtf :oo

  • I always get crap when i do stuff like that (correct people on their facts or misconceptions).

    In high school sometimes people said randomly (and sometimes with sarcasm) "ask Lars, he's the encyclopedia" when people asked about stuff, like they expected me to know everything, and then got irritated if i didn't know the answer. :(

  • @gulllars cool story bro

  • THAT was soo american :p

  • time to start memorizing this for school

  • DOWN WITH AMERICA

    ALA ACHBAR!

  • Although Molly does make a good point, the fourth is still celebrated as the birth of our country. The celebration is more important than the actual date.

  • Molly is always right!

  • Might have been a joke but I moved to USA for 10 years and this is exactly how they act towards non Americans but worse.

  • Yay for Molly :-D

  • wow g-move molly:D

  • When I saw his girlfriend acting tough, I burst out laughing- Look how small she is :D

  • I love you molly but plz get stuffed on hot dogs and stop blurting unnecessary info

    kthxbbluv

  • owned

    

  • oh. of course the british accent makes this educational video so much more appealing lol

  • FUNNY!!!!! Good work you all! Molly keep up the good work and your co workers.

  • zomfg shes like wikipedia on legs

  • people should know molly before educating her if they doesnt want to be pwned

  • nice one molly... u kicked their asses... they're owned...

  • If I was Molly, even after pwning them and being told I could stay, I'd still leave.

  • Good call!

  • a British celebrating 4th of July #LOL Molly you are so funny

  • Ok, so this was pretty lame from the 'boom. If it were the Onion, I'd expect it. Anyone here legally, welcome.

  • This was a dangerous video to put up. Not for the video itself. Just because everyone here is going to argue a lot.

  • @Nogli u Terk er Job!!

  • @realhxq Oh no he didn't. He Took er Jerbs

  • DOH!!!

  • What's with the chinless girl with the gum. eewwwww

  • @MoNaser100 yup

  • haha hecka funny

  • @casey1234schoch i didn't get it

  • @roidroid you didnt get the video? are you from the united states?

  • @roidroid That's why. Well basically the 4th of July is when us Americans kicked out the British from rule of the colonies and started our own nation

  • @casey1234schoch hahahahahahahaha

    ... no, just kidding, i still don't see what's funny.

  • @roidroid Molly's british haha so theyre like "what the efff we cant celebrate a day we beat the british WITH a brit" haha

  • you are my hero molly

  • It's good to hear that we are still free to welcome others in America.

  • racist assholz

  • I'd give Molly my "hotdog", any day.

  • absolutely flipping unbelieveably brilliant and hi-la-rious. love love love it. awesome work and acting there all around. hahaha. yea. :]

  • the hot dog in the bun is American, the sausage itself is German

  • @ferrumexcessum

    no...the placing of the sausage in a bun is also German.

  • @ferrumexcessum nope, the germans started having hot dogs in buns before americans...

  • She's right!

  • She blinded them with her Wisdom! :D

  • Alright Molly!!

  • SO true!!! Americans know less about their own country than foreigners do!!! Except for me. I knew Molly was going to say that. ; )

    On a serious note, I really hope people don't actually do that. Everyone who lives in America (Whether they have citizenship or not, or immigrated to this country)support and consider themselves American can celebrate the 4th of July.

    Because it is a Holiday to tribute the birth of a Nation who supported the idea of independence and freedom to govern itself.

  • "Are you British?" LOL. I would have fought for Britain if it meant I could spend a day with Molly having tea :D And lmao, I loved the guy fact checking in the background. Thanks Molly/Rocketboom. I'm sick as a dog today, this helped get my mind of my aches and pains!

  • meme

    u r magic sweety

    hotdogs>>>haha

  • Jeeze, that chick in the red glasses has no jaw bone.

  • this has to be the greates rocketboom episode! ooh goshhh.

  • I love these videos of Molly being awkward at american party functions which ultimately show the obscurity of american social events

  • Wikipanion

    She's Right!!

  • BOOO YEAHHHHHH

  • go molly go! lets not forget that we were all english until July 2nd, when we officially became americans.

  • @nathanredd that is, if youre over 234

  • @hcortens actually I'm dutch. My family came to what was then Canada. Then after some lines were drawn, we were made into Americans. Then after that, the government took most of our farm land and gave it to the blackfoot natives. Even tho it wasnt part of their territory from the start.

  • @nathanredd wow. that just went right over your head didnt it

  • lol molly pwns you rule

  • Check XKCD number 84. Hey Molly ! An interview with XKCD author would be nice !

  • Damn straight she's right!

  • you leave molly alone, its her 1st 4th of july u bastard

  • Of course she's right! Molly is always right!

  • The ugly uneducated american still lives?

  • @kawakocher huh?

  • i know just how molly feels

  • LoL i love how the guy with the i phone is like SHES Right... out of no where Twice hahaha

  • @slayerpro63 oh thanks for pointing that out, i didnt get it before

  • Dude, Haha go Molly :D

  • thank you for whooping their asses

  • I hope Americans do accept Brits to celebrate the 4th. of July. What is not often realised is that the War of Independence is taught in our schools as a shameful part of our history, with the Americans being the good guys. Even though I was at school in the 1940s and 50s, it was taught that way. We are certainly not proud of the way our ancestors subjugated other nations by force. The same goes for India and many others. Gandhi is our hero for driving out the British colonialists.

  • 'hi, i'd really like a hot dog'... YUCK, EURGH!

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  • Sally is totally going to kick Molly's ass!

    And hot dogs are actually frankfurters. After Frankfurt Germany.

    And Molly is right. July 2 is our actual holiday. The fourth is when it was announced, not approved.

    But Molly IS hotter, than Sally.

  • and fireworks like everything else are from china,,,

  • sweet

    

  • im british toooooo :)

  • Molly FTW :D

  • People need to stop hating the British for that. That was more than 200 years ago.

  • I would SO like to throw my tea bags into her harbor.

  • @1acroyear1 that makes no sense but epic win anyway!

  • @rtothepandj ...yeah... I'm trying to come back from another faileriffic comment I made here earlier. I still suck.

  • What a low frame rate.

    >:(

  • I felt a little similar yesterday when there was a 4th July party next door and I wanted to join in. I'm British and live in the UK and the guys next door are American.

  • @RaptorTechSource what, celebrating 4th july in the uk, weird, thats like americans celebrating bonfire night

  • @RaptorTechSource good job u didnt say anything they probably would have called an airstrike or something

  • This is so good. Well done guys! (that's how I like my dogs I mean)

  • I'm pretty sure stereotype-football-head-Ameri­can like that guy wouldn't care that much about history, to nerd raged that much at such a hot girl...pretty sure his brain suddenly gain cells when he looked at Molly boobs.

    I was expecting

    "sure, but the REAL american hotdog lies between my legs"

  • High Five!

  • As the USA's number one patriot, I condem this video.

  • @USAnumberonePATRIOT

    I think you mean condemn. You're the reason people around the world hate Americans. Unless you mean condom, in which case i am utterly confused but you still spelled it wrong.

  • @watjushappened

    What? Because I love my country? If that makes the world hate us, then they will hate us long time.

    And the only reason you nitpick the spelling is because you don't have any valid criticism to make. Seriously, I left out an "n" and that makes my comment invalid?

  • He got sonned. "BOY! Get in your place!"

  • Molly for President.

  • -Talk... Talk!

    -Hi I'd really like a hot dog..

    -Ugh, Yuck!

  • Molly Win.

  • lol, silly americans...

  • that guy with the red sunglasses looks extremely like a ugly woman!

  • umh, i guess molly went to school in europe

  • loved this!

  • @jwindyboy exactly. and natives americans are the ones that can be proud of being americans. the rest are just a mix of many other cultures. let's face it, if you are not a native, then you are sure to have european (yes british too), african or asian ancestors. and i don't mean that as a bad thing.

  • Way to go Molly!

  • @jwindyboy I guess she didn't wanna make them cry.

  • Lets invade the US and reclaim our country.

  • I loved this!

  • fddfd

  • Way to put those Americans in their place! :D

  • Go MOLLY!

  • Molly is always right.

  • Molly is awesome!.......that is all.

  • Much prefer the British accent.

  • whatch your back Molly, as Im sure the Texas Board of Education will be out to get you now.

  • Molly has a nice awkward face on the beginning of the movie. Anyway, although this is just fiction, in some places may be true. Nice small tattoo on Molly left hand (3:35)

  • If I were Molly I wouldn't accept their hot dog. We demand our wieners with no dicks attached!

  • "what?

    talk"

  • Pretty cool then cause August is my birth month anyway. August really rocks now lol!

  • i knew that before she said it.

  • Molly you are AWESOME! Long live the learned!

  • If Molly would had walk there with a case of beer regardless of nationality she would had been accepted and cheer for,but now she'll be know as barbecue 4th july crasher

  • pwned!

  • This....Is why I love Rocketboom

  • This guy has a point, the British should duck there heads when they're in the US just to be safe

  • @Glenjamin87 You can't exactly hide an accent.

    Well you can, but it usually takes a bit of training. :P

  • Thorough research FTW!

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  • ummm soooo after she said that they should have said... "thats great now gtfo" i dont see how what she said changes anything

  • Now THAT.. was one of the best Rocketboom videos ever produced! As simple as it was A) the acting was GREAT (possibly better than anything else theyv'e done) B) Molly underpalyed it JUST right and C) informative - great confluence of talent; well done!

  • @voicetube

    o_0...woah....you are letting your anti-Americanism get to your head. That was better than even all the Know your meme videos? All the other ones?

  • @GmasterRED Hey Gmaster - I'll be happy to answer: 1st of all, there was no way my comment was meant to express Anti-Americanism 2nd.. You are correct -- there have been far better VIDEOS (overall) but as far as ACTING combined with info - this was the best I have seen (in your defense, I have not seen EVERY RB video).

    My favorite RB video of all time? Quite possibly Know Your Meme: Autotune.

    I wish they would do more of those as they ARE possibly the best that they produce:-)

  • shows so much about the US

  • Patriotism sucks...

  • @GabesSC Then get the f*ck out. I'll help you pack.

  • @djtron1x No matter who you are the place where you're born does not define you. You are an immigrant, your family didn't have it's origins there. You are as different from your neighbor as you are from anyone in the world, yet you DO feel far superior than people from other countries. Patriotism incites prejudice and makes the world a horribly WORSE place

  • @GabesSC That is the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. Like I said, you f*cking pinko, I'll help you're commie ass pack.

  • @djtron1x You just proved me right by calling me a communist. First of all, you don't even know what communism is, and secondly, I'm not a communist. You're prejudiced, you think everyone like you is better than anyone else and you think that what's different is wrong.

    You really think the U.S. is the best country in the world and yet you know nothing about the world. You live your life by the ideals of most people, even if they're wrong. Get a life and a mind of your own.

  • @GabesSC Really? Now you attempt to presume ANYTHING about me or what I know? Now I KNOW you are simply stupid rather than missinformed. I now pity you. But still, your comments again promote the pinko socialist ideals that ALWAYS turn strait to communism. Do YOU even know what communism is? I do. And yes, the USA is the best country in the world. I know plenty about the cultures of the world and what your saying is complete bullshit.

    That being said, get the f*ck out. USA does not want you.

  • @djtron1x 1st: I did presume things about you, I did know I could've been wrong, I doubt I was.

    2nd: communism and socialism are very different and what I said has nothing to do with either, that's why I implied and imply you don't know what it is.

    3rd: I'm sorry, but your life makes the world a worse place. You are ignorant, you stick to what your mommy told you was right and never change your mind, and you have a superiority complex. Just by thinking there IS a best country you prove me right.

  • @GabesSC Everyone should be equal? How is that not communist and socialist thinking? Everyone should be equal? How is that not sticking to what your own mommy told you? I say the USA is the best country with good reason to back it up. You say nobody is better than anybody else with your mommy to back you up. Can you back up anything you say? Sorry, you're the ignorant pinko. By saying there isn't a best of anything you prove ME right, by stating my opinion I prove no one right, esp. not you.

  • @djtron1x What a fool... First of all I never said everyone should be or is equal. I said everyone is completely different, to a point where it isn't right to generalize them, meaning that it's wrong to classify people in groups and use that to define them. In other words, you're an a**hole if you call the same person a "pinko" (socialist) and a communist since they are VERY different things.

  • @GabesSC different does not make equal. There are people who are extremely better than others in every way. That does not make them equals. Should have equal right to life and freedom, but they are not equals. A quadriplegic in a coma who comes from backwater poverty is not the same as an olympic class athlete. A country that suppresses it's citizens to the benefit of a dictator or even for other citizens (hey, communism) is not the same as a free state with equal rights for all and capitalism.

  • @djtron1x I give up on discussing this with you, it's like talking to a wall. Communism is not an oppressive government, because there is no government in communism, what you're thinking of is socialism.

  • @GabesSC Complete Knowledge FAIL! Socialism is defined as "any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods." Whereas, communism is defined as "a system of government in which the state plans and controls the economy, and a single, often authoritarian party, holds power, claiming to make progress toward a higher social order in which all goods are equally shared by the people."

  • @djtron1x That's incorrect.

  • @djtron1x Karl Marx postulated that communism would be the final government form of humanity, in which there are no "classes", no government or oppression, and all decisions towards politics/economy are taken democratically, being decided upon by all members of society. That is pure communism.

    What you think is communism is actual socialism, you're confused because most people think communism and socialism are basically the same, and your mind agrees with the majority.

  • @GabesSC Oh, if Karl Marx said it, then it must be true. You know, if the world thinks a horse with stripes is a zebra and you call it a guinea pig, it's still a f*cking zebra. You're an idiot, and whoever has taught you these things is an idiot. Don't believe what you read or hear by those who are obviously telling you with extreme prejudiced towards communism anyway, think for yourself you fool.

  • @djtron1x "Don't believe what you read or hear by those who are obviously telling you with extreme prejudiced towards communism anyway, think for yourself you fool." Uhm, that's what you should do... Have you no idea of who Karl Marx is? Do you not know that your opinions, especially religion, are the same to those around you? Do you really think the definition you think is correct wasn't written by a prejudice filled capitalist? You're sad...

  • @GabesSC Yes, in fact, I know exactly who Karl Marx is. No, my opinions on religion don't mesh with hardly anyone else I know. The jibe at a prejudice capitalist is the best thing you've said all week, I'll give you props, I think you're learning. But sad? What's really sad is the fact that you said three days ago you were done talking to me, but yet you feel the need to spew you're lack of knowledge like a badge of honor. When you've a few more years of understanding in you, come talk again.

  • @djtron1x "Oh, if Karl Marx said it, then it must be true." your sarcasm filled words.

    I don't have a lack of knowledge. And really, I'm ignoring you from now on, I've come to the conclusion that without patriotic pawns a country wouldn't have people ready to commit their lives to unfounded ideals and morals, weakening the country and allowing other countries to take advantage of that weakness... No patriots, no pawns. Keep thinking like you do...

  • @djtron1x Each country is completely different than the other, there is no "best" country you moron, just as there is no "best" person or "best" pet, some things are just too different to compare in that way.

    Your parents told you that the USA is the best country (what your mommy told you), you live in the USA (superiority complex), and you're probably never gonna be convinced otherwise, what proof do you have that you're right?

  • @GabesSC If someone is smarter than you, which I obviously am, better looking, which I can guarantee, better shape, more money, higher social order, completely happy in my own life, How am I not better than you? If the average individual in a country enjoys more wealth, health and happiness and more freedoms than imaginable than even the best off individuals in some other countries, how is that not superior? In the USA even YOU have a right to live and be an idiot. Try having this talk elsewhere

  • @djtron1x Oh boy, personal attacks? That's just sad... You have no grounds to say that you're smarter than me, beauty is relative, you have no idea of how I am regarding health, money, social order, happiness, etc... And the fact that one country is in a bad condition and another is in a better condition does not mean that it is "superior". You should study some actual history and geography, and forget the BS you learned in highschool, kid. I bet you even think Lincoln intended to free slaves...

  • @GabesSC Sh*t, you're still crying over this. I watched your videos on your channel, Many things can be gathered from them. You're what, 18? (and calling me kid? Boy you have no idea). That pretty much says it all in regards to money social order, happiness, etc. Even looking at your page alone I can tell you are unintelligent, public school educated and either homosexual or at the least a depressed 'emo' (sorry, but those are hard to sort).

  • @GabesSC Condition of Countries is everything. How well off the country itself and the people within does determine superiority. Whether that means military might, wealth, health, social status, or just plain happiness of it's subjects, it still determines pecking order. Throwing Lincoln in the mix does not prove any intelligence on your part, it's pretty common knowledge he wasn't trying to free them. I can't even begin to fathom how you thought that would win a point.

  • yeah, cause the place where your born defines who you are... NOT!

  • PWND

  • Of course she's right, MOLLY IS AWESOME to the nth degree.

  • GO BRITS REPRESENT !!!

  • THAT WAS AWESOME

  • @jeswashere I agree

  • Epic

    

  • Molly you're dress is gorgeous!!

  • mememolly can celebrate at my place anytime she wants!

  • LAWLLLL

  • umm should i say this own age. now molly what is your favorite thing to break since i know you have that issue to break things being serious here.

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