LOL I've done the same thing (by accident) but after I'd buy candy in a movie theater... They'd say "Enjoy the movie" and I'd fck up and say "you too!" Hate it when I do that. :P
LOL! I do the "You too" thing accidentally too! Someone once complimented someone else to me and I said, "Oh, thank you very much!" and immediately was like, "Doofus, they weren't complimenting YOU!" "D'oh!"
Like I'm always putting my foot in my mouth, I met this woman recently and I could of sworn she was pregnant, let me tell ya, I think the rule is don't guess at that, ever,ever,ever,ever,ever,ever haha I can't stop laughing..
Like I'm always putting my foot in my mouth, I met this woman recently and I could of sworn she was pregnant, let me tell ya, I think the rule is don't guess at that, ever,ever,ever,ever,ever,ever haha I can't stop laughing.. 2:00 lollll
@shiveryshiva "Uh, I hadn't really thought about that!" Thanks, Shiveryshiva! I just figured what I was mis-hearing was part of the slang. Thanks for pointing that out - makes a lot more sense as "halves".
Like I'm always putting my foot in my mouth, I met this woman recently and I could of sworn she was pregnant, let me tell ya, I think the rule is don't guess at that, ever,ever,ever,ever,ever,ever haha I can't stop laughing..
"Well we KNOW, okay? We know what is WAS."
Always gets me.
TheBrokenCassette 1 day ago
I took a break from studying in the library to watch this. Huge mistake, I am ROLLING. omg
Pilobolus89 1 week ago
I always preferred the episodes that focus more on actual therapy, like Steven Wright's, but this is pretty good too.
xXKissTehCookXx 1 month ago
lol, this was good :)
Erilis666 3 months ago
Ha! You're only suppose to say you too when someone tells you to have a nice day.
alonzo9772 3 months ago
When's that BABY due?? LOLOL!
Ashmoe418 4 months ago
I don't make the rules:)
KraljevoSmith 5 months ago
The first segment of this was from a really old show he did. I used to listen to it on repeat overnight every night.
Xolin11 5 months ago
omg... im laughing my ass off loool hilarious from the start!
GrizzlyFist 6 months ago
I knocked over an ant pile once and they all just went to the peeler bar.
hagenar 6 months ago
spot on impression of an ant...
mmeyer1 6 months ago
LOL!!!
T74G 7 months ago
Brian went to Heidelberg. rep the double o.
aeloyke 8 months ago
I miss this show.
TheDG1973 8 months ago
Serbia is cool!
chrisscottengland 8 months ago
always makes me laugh....greetings from SERBIA
KraljevoSmith 9 months ago
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hhahaha...allways makes me laugh
greetings from SERBIA
KraljevoSmith 9 months ago
Quite delectable! I will have some more!
kristell9 9 months ago
Love this.
MsPHAMOUS 10 months ago
TAKE LUCK!
LadyVanDaele 10 months ago
Same. A family member dropped me off at the movies a week ago.
FM: Enjoy your movie.
Me: You too.
Rabbit0 10 months ago
Waiter/Waitress: enjoy your meal
me: you too
yep.... been there.
xRocketNumber9x 11 months ago
i do the say thing :'(
swatsticker 11 months ago
I like the idea that Dr. Katz is a slave to some weird jazz music ghost that haunts his office and decides when patients have to leave.
shockraid1 11 months ago
@shockraid1
literally lmao!
hipsterpad 10 months ago
Miss this show.
DrewBludd 1 year ago
"what are you? little jack horner?... this guy wanted to get a pie???"LMFAO xD
BigOldMrKnish 1 year ago
@shiveryshiva going house could make sense if the whole household was in on the pie
swagger93 1 year ago
LOL I've done the same thing (by accident) but after I'd buy candy in a movie theater... They'd say "Enjoy the movie" and I'd fck up and say "you too!" Hate it when I do that. :P
drvenkman1981 1 year ago
"Halves on a Pie" would make a great name for a rock group.
br007306 1 year ago
LOL! I do the "You too" thing accidentally too! Someone once complimented someone else to me and I said, "Oh, thank you very much!" and immediately was like, "Doofus, they weren't complimenting YOU!" "D'oh!"
katinaanimator 1 year ago
Haha, I do that 'you too' thing all time. I'm just like facepalm after. Ugh.
PlayMoreLoud 1 year ago
Why is IHOP International house of pancakes is its not International
juniorbove 1 year ago
I have quoted this bit for YEARS-it was just so funny to me!! The 'baby' scene, and the fire ant one-extremely funny!
creatornat 1 year ago
Jonathan Katz is a great straight man.
eldorado61guy 1 year ago 6
If you have luck take care of it.
LDKBBAB 1 year ago 7
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Like I'm always putting my foot in my mouth, I met this woman recently and I could of sworn she was pregnant, let me tell ya, I think the rule is don't guess at that, ever,ever,ever,ever,ever,ever haha I can't stop laughing..
SumNJFella 1 year ago
when's that BAAAAAAABBY due
SpamNapkin 1 year ago
I always have the word vomit problem, and saying things at the wrong time. It does make me feel kinda stupid sometimes!
sibowittz2 1 year ago
"Hey, when's that BABY DUE?! .....BABYYY!"
bryantaa 1 year ago
...So we ordered half-pepperoni and half-pumpkin...
residualbill 1 year ago 2
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Like I'm always putting my foot in my mouth, I met this woman recently and I could of sworn she was pregnant, let me tell ya, I think the rule is don't guess at that, ever,ever,ever,ever,ever,ever haha I can't stop laughing.. 2:00 lollll
SumNJFella 1 year ago
they don't play this show anymore o.0 i havn't seen it in forever i forgot how effing hilarious it was!!!!!
panicXOXfob73 1 year ago
so.. you're in school right?
basehead617 1 year ago
Today I rented a tux, and the guy said "Look sharp!" and I said "YOU TOO!"
Ghlan 1 year ago 3
Wow this is a freakin' jem. Brian Regan is a comedic genius.... And this show is awesome.
magtownrep 1 year ago
@ 3:35 is the best. i love the IHOP bit.
coojofresh 2 years ago
I didn't know ants made that noise :O
Dragon45348 2 years ago
LOL i do the "you too" thing too!
FeceMcGee 2 years ago 2
You too...........I mean I do that also.
bigfilmhat 2 years ago
I can totally sympathise with Brian with the 'Take Luck' and 'You too' issue.
Megaloryan 2 years ago 63
LOL true!! YOU TOO
Desaree1011 2 years ago
Is there any way I can get a Rooty Tooty Fresh n' Fruity?
FushigiCircus 2 years ago
omfg when i learned this is the same guy who was behind home movies, I fell in love. Wonderful show
Howboutthinking 2 years ago 18
Stupid fire ants hahaha
freedomfuturefun 2 years ago
@shiveryshiva "Uh, I hadn't really thought about that!" Thanks, Shiveryshiva! I just figured what I was mis-hearing was part of the slang. Thanks for pointing that out - makes a lot more sense as "halves".
thplatypus 2 years ago 5
Like I'm always putting my foot in my mouth, I met this woman recently and I could of sworn she was pregnant, let me tell ya, I think the rule is don't guess at that, ever,ever,ever,ever,ever,ever haha I can't stop laughing..
SumNJFella 2 years ago
Look at this!! I don't believe it!! Im not doing that again..he's standing right there! just gunna nock it over again! LMAO
SlackerByChoiceZzz 2 years ago 3
That is hilarious.
jorgekluney 2 years ago 3
I must own this on DVD. How much freakin material does Regan have?
MasterShake1985 2 years ago
some might say...."too much". but that is only what a smart ass might say so I won't.
Caviezel7 2 years ago