Don't You Wipe?

[andresaimar2010]

don't ask questions you don't want the answer to buddy looooooooooool how gross

[geraldorford]

just horrible. ewww

[dirtycookie321]

0:19 is the funiest part i keep playing it over and over

[harrycarrick1]

FINCH!

[JoshAndJess18]

Hahaha I'm Rollin!

[iamjrod05]

there it is...

[IplayUwatchME]

Is it bad I don't know what the 5th amendment is

[SpunkySkunk347]

@IplayUwatchME

just going off memory but I think its the ammendment that "probable cause" is included under, the right for people to be free in their homes from illegal search and seizures, or maybe thats the fourth ammendment, fuck I shouldn't have smoked so much weed during school

[SpunkySkunk347]

@IplayUwatchME

oh okay I had to look it up, the fifth ammendment is the right to a fair trial

[12kuck06]

@SpunkySkunk347 actually the fifth amendment is where you have the right not to testify against your self in court

[SpunkySkunk347]

@12kuck06

you're right but there are a lot of rights listed under the fifth ammendment

[12kuck06]

@SpunkySkunk347 not really its only to not testfiy against your self in court, your thinking of a different amendment

[SpunkySkunk347]

@12kuck06

Where are you getting this information from? Your notebook from 7th grade American History? Just google it, "Fifth Ammendment to the United States Constitution"; even wikipedia is saying that there is much more to the Fifth Ammendment than just "not having to testify against yourself in court" -- such as no double jeopardy and due process

[12kuck06]

@SpunkySkunk347 believe what ever you think is true

[12kuck06]

@SpunkySkunk347 and almost everything on wikipedia is not true

[SpunkySkunk347]

@12kuck06

thats a load of bullshit, the majority of information on wikipedia is true, they even give references, "nothing on wikipedia is true" is resorted to when someone is wrong

[12kuck06]

@SpunkySkunk347 any of it could be true, any of it could not be true. and the majority of people know almost everything on wikipeida is not true, it takes a retard to think its all true

[SpunkySkunk347]

@12kuck06 and a retard doesn't have a good bullshit detector to filter out the facts from the bullshit. Read the wikipedia page on the constitution. Do you honestly think somebody wrote 30 pages worth of information straight out of their ass? They must be the MASTERS of bullshit-craft, they must have gone to school and got a degree in bullshit if they can pull 30 pages worth of bullshit out of thin air

[SpunkySkunk347]

@12kuck06

and furthermore, what did they have to gain from it? We're not talking about a wikipedia article on some arbitrary pop culture fad or a current event, its the fucking constitution, its pretty much carved in stone. YOU are getting your 'facts' from either a website or undergrad book that only briefly summarizes the "fifth ammendment" into one convenient sentence.Are you just trying to troll me now? Just google your fucking Bill of Rights this is embarassing

[12kuck06]

@SpunkySkunk347 actually i get my facts from people the work with the law and government, not books or websites and to be honest i could care less about the Bill of Rights. when people think of the fifth amendment, they think of only one sentence because no one cares about the rest even if there was. and the full bill of rights only says on sentence on the fifth amendment. man talking to you is like talking to a special ed kid

[SpunkySkunk347]

@12kuck06 i bet you half of the people working for our government right now dont even know the fifth ammendment, even if you were telling the truth. My mother is the fairy fucking god mother and everything i say is true no matter what, so you are wrong

[12kuck06]

@SpunkySkunk347 i honestly would agree that our government doesn't know the fifth amendment. i could careless about the government.. lol fairy god mother, another thing thats make believe right next to god and santa clause. what ever you say is true, dude are you fucking 12? only immature kids say that shit, i wouldn't doubt it if you were 12 and a illegal. you need to go back to school and check in a mental institution, your going crazy kid

[SpunkySkunk347]

@12kuck06 i gotta get down on your level bro, facts arent cutting it. Wahh wahhhh weee weeee *puts thumb in mouth*

[12kuck06]

@SpunkySkunk347 then our whole conversation is that we agree to disagree. your a retard

[12kuck06]

@SpunkySkunk347 right to fair trial is the 6th amendment, the 5 is where you can't testify against your self in court

[mynameisbill69]

Greatest movie ever

[modestmou5e]

@mynameisbill69 I agree, when it comes down to it this is the best movie of all time.

[XxmusicXx4LiFe]

Lmfao!!!....never gets old xD!

[whoaDop3whoa]

Lmfaoooooo

[placidihno]

after seeing what came out his ass , i would love the right to remain silent

[lolossie]

COCKMEAT SANDWICHES for all

[jacobbis4lovers]

Can't he get fired for doing that?

[SydneyDuncan100]

LMFAO There is no words for how funny this is lol

[abdoushareef93]

Hahaha LMFAO THIS IS SOOO FUNNY BUT STILL NOT AS FUNNY AS THE COCK MEAT SANDWICH TIME!!!

[paulying10261985]

Damn. That dude's ass is dirty.

[junkhobokiller]

i never use the word douchebag coz im not american but i think he may be exactly that lool dont ask questions that u dont know the answer to buddy loool

[sSanctum]

Thumbs up if you goggled Smegma xD

[ThisMightBeAdam]

Where's Stifler's mom?

[coolguyinthe562]

7 people dont wipe...

[gjarucki]

I <3 SMEGMA

[lurchipoo]

That is one dirty butt hole....

xD

[antman4991]

Rob Corddry is funny as hell! :D

[JUXcaptainHOOK]

top 3 funniest scenes of the movie

[AAAmotion]

Is that the guy from numbers

[GhostRpg]

"dont ask questions you dont want the answer to buddy" xD i died

[toroga1]

LMFAO...oh geez...one of the funniest scenes ever

[kevdufc]

this was probably the funniest part of the movie!lol 

[iLoveMetal90]

lmao

[Maximum1Impulse]

Why the hell is your ass so dirty don't you wipe?

Me: Of course he does. Any sane and civilized person...

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to buddy

Me: .... never mind -_- lol

[laterzcrew]

@Maximum1Impulse hhha that was hilarious......NAAAAAAAAAT

[Maximum1Impulse]

@laterzcrew are you...trolling? ha that's funny

[donaldteeeee1]

theres jew gold all over the table haha.

[ace62399]

Butter.

[HELIOWITZ]

...Smuck



[PoopyThumb]

Thats what government is doing right now.

[zebby2460]

@PoopyThumb why is your thumb so dirty?

[TheDeathrow93]

i dont wipe

[TangerineOasis99]

@TheDeathrow93 what the Fuck?

[DiiiGoat]

Metzitzah B"peh-ed jews lol

[KOBACx22]

"Don't ask questions you don't want to be answered to buddy"... MAN IS THE KING!!! :D

[JesusBlessHitler]

i wipe my ass too...using the best paper...Talmud :)

[jaykayy713]

why are those top comments & its 7 people that havent wiped there ass now & the second one is a damn quote!!! from the damn video 2 things i hate

1. unwiped ass

2.quotes from the video

[gjarucki]

i love smegma haha

[xCodeEchox]

0:08 "there it is"

[Ittzchriss]

7 people domt wipe

[uncagedfury24]

Lol his shirt is so fucking awesome!! Hahaha

[DiabloMercy]

do u guys realise,

IN THE END, HE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE 5TH AMMENDMENT???

(instead of not giving a shit?)

thumbs up!

[ThatkidfromSeattle]

This movie is still funny after all these years!!

[PandemicInfektion]

sure glad I wasn't eating peanut butter while watching this:p

[felixduhcat89]

I'm eating a subway sandwich watching this Lol! xD

[MrBoobs457]

@felixduhcat89 Sorry but you totally had it coming. Don't you wipe? It says it in the freaking title lol

[SexabIe]

@felixduhcat89 Are you sure it wasn't a cock-meat sammich?

[felixduhcat89]

@SexabIe LOL! Glad it wasn't. At 0:13 I gulped though xD

[todanceinshadows]

His shirt xD sick

[Bandiboy123]

You would think someone wearing a suit would have a cleaner ass.

[mtlaurie]

@Bandiboy123 Not if they're white.

[kinghalo350zz]

@Bandiboy123 yea u would expect that from a black person 

[Bandiboy123]

@kinghalo350zz Fuck you man, your ass probably dirty too.

[kinghalo350zz]

@Bandiboy123 you black bro???

[Bandiboy123]

@kinghalo350zz What do you think???

[xiaulk]

LOL DONT ASK QUESTIONS YOU DONT WANT THE ANSWER TO BUDDY

[XxBeAsTxKiiDxX]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[l00keel00kee17]

"reference to the clip"

[WavinFlag92]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[SuperLongestusername]

oh boy, this is some funny shit

[TEVOLARA]

@kevxmister FUCK YEAH HE IS!!! Lol

[nikes135]

6 people dont wipe, hahahahahahaha

[TheGrinninMan]

Why did he wipe his ass with the 5th amendment? Is he a politician?

[manhun7]

6 people don't wipe!

[faith2710]

lmao! at 00:16 i would hav been doing the same thing!  :x !!!!!

[skipakanojo]

Why the hell is your ass so dirty don't you wipe? xD duude Hilarious lol

[pete1210able]

That's fuckin disgusting ! But funny as hell ! XD

[lotis4real]

"dont ask questions you dont want the answers to" ...LOL

[14sickboy]

ewww....!!

[aa2398a]

indians dont wipe

[KevxMeister]

he was hilarious in hot tub time machine

[DoggyLP]

#LOL

[asmukkar]

omg it's bernard from the santa clause

[johnnybadman74]

"Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to buddy"

[vpashwin]

1 <3 smegma #epic

[TheAle89515]

6 people got answers they didn't want.

(Yeah so these comments are cliche and I hate them too... but at this point it's clear they're never going away so I'm just going to say "fuck it" and make them myself)

[Xsk8manX]

why the hell is your ass so dirty dont you whipe LOL

[araujooo16]

@Xsk8manX dont ask questions u dont want the answer to LOL ;P

[VolcomViper45]

LMAO @ 0:09 'There it is'

[reptomicus]

Worst use of a Rorschach test in an interrogation ever. 

[Bummville]

i see a lady in a brown dress

[dragonballgt132]

love it how he looks at him in disgust and slowly lifts up his 2 fingers to block his nose LOL..

[MsPinoystar]

lol

[Ru55ianGrim]

i love how people re-write whats on the video..as if we're fucking deaf

[midnightguardians]

~Don't you wipe!~

[NothingGreatFilms]

lol



[EdiBlazE]

*insert punchline here* HAHAHAHAHAHA

[fett02]

Lou is awesome!

[Emnemyy]

0:22 'Why the hell is your ass so dirty, don't you wipe ?!' .

LOOOL.

[will1129]

@Emnemyy don't ask questions you don't want the answer to buddy.

[placidihno]

@will1129 how is this funny? worst comment ever

[11meow11]

@Emnemyy Thanks for quoting that, bro. I nearly missed it. Not like this entire clip was centered around that line or anything.

[kkksskkk]

@Emnemyy Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to, buddy.

[JimmyHopkins2]

Don't ask questions you dont want the answer to, buddy!

LOLOL

[Master8laster]

@JimmyHopkins2 lololol

[tonystews]

thats what is think about the 5th amendement dont u wipe

[KillerJacob102]

Why the hell is your ass so dirty? Dont you wipe?

[tonystews]

dont u wipe

[JGrayyz]

3 people don't wipe

[BASEMANBEN4]

@JGrayyz you suck

[ChoonDSW]

I LOVE SMEGMA..lololol

[bbender1986]

best part of the movie is at the end of the scene the jews start picking up all the pennies on the table.

[Lindellz0r]

"I <3 Smegma". That's probably the best possible t-shirt for this situation

[jonno2019]

using the constitution to wipe shit of your asshole is exactly what the constitution is about, freedom of expression!!

[TEVOLARA]

Why the hell is your ass soo dirty?????

Don't you wipe??

Hahahahahahahah

[CmdMan84]

One of the funniest moments in my life.... the first time I saw it, I could not stop laughing for 10 minutes.... wow hilarious..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dawb86]

@CmdMan84 LOL, u know how u laugh until your stomach starts to hurt sometimes? That happened to me when I first saw this scene and I was still laughing through it!

[KingP1n81]

that fed was a little to stupid in the movie. got a little old after awhile. besides that awesome movie!

[ghostriderx101]

fUNNIEST SCENE

[mohegan45]

why the hell is your ass so dirty? don't you wipe?

--- don't ask Questions you don't want answer to buddy

rofl

[MaleBosszz]

Now it is wiped hahaha

[MrMeepMoopMeep]

lol gross

[Phill415]

LOUGLE!!!!

[ballsimhornylol]

Funniest scene ever!!!

[captainofthetitanic]

so he wiped his ass with that paper?

[smartdon007]

So wht...5th Amendment is a piece of shit then, right ?

[boo714]

TooO FUCKIN FUNNY !!

[313c7r0idPu153]

XD he says it so funny

[dinosaurhunter3]

"DONT YOU WIPE?", "Don't ask questioins you dont want the answer to budy!!!

[KevenR40]

Hahahahaha

[opiewilsonmike]

i heart smegma hahahahahhaha dont ask questions you dont want the anwsers to buddy

[simcity47]

That is a big ass doo doo streak

[zprice311]

@simcity47 good one faggot

[simcity47]

@zprice311 wow u sure had your fair share of cockmeat sandwich today haven't you bitch? maybe you like that shit up your ass too u little midgetfucker

[bpbusstop]

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to buddy.

[yoboypanik509]

damn that fool needs to wipe his ass lmao

[xCRgjy77]

@yoboypanik509 he just did lmao

[phillysportz3]

:08 There it is!

[chichigirrl2]

lolololol

[tncl85]

OMFG! I almost pissed myself when I saw this in theatres! SO FUCKING HILAROUS!

[Cristian182005]

One of the actors also starred in American pie 1-3 xD

[ZOMGOSHZZ]

the answer is no lmao

[mafiadondogg]

lol ewwwwwwwwwwwwww..gross but funny ,why the hell is ur ass so dirty

[ilikedatube]

"Don't ask questions you dont want the answer to buddy" LOL

[candyshit101]

im srry, why was i eating a chocolate bar again?

[dawb86]

A nun and a rabbi must've accidentally watched this video because that's the only way I can see two people giving one of the best comedic scenes in years a thumbs down!

[thecastman97]

@dawb86 dude... rabbis dont go on the internet most of the time and they dont use youtube... i know this.. dont question me

[dawb86]

@thecastman97 Dude, are... are you... are you a rabbi?!? I can't believe this! You're a rabbi, aren't u? Trying to keep that myth going, your not fooling anyone, buddy!

[thecastman97]

@dawb86 shut the fuck up dumb nigger

[dawb86]

@thecastman97 LOL, I'm sorry, am I supposed 2 shut up now? At least I know you peeped my channel, thanx 4 the views. BTW, I was kidding with u before, dickwad.

[ThroatSlitta]

@dawb86 im rabbi got with a problem with that?

[dawb86]

@ThroatSlitta LOL, how could I have a problem? U just proved my point.

[Phawkers]

damn! its uncomfortable when you have a dirty sweaty ass nasty fuck!