I like my women... (BLOOPERS!)

[Aesonseth]

How dare you weirdos trick me into watching this with a hot chick.

[HiTechBiz]

LOSERS

[xPokeyDilshanx]

this is not funny one fat guy long haired fucker and a computer geek get a life

how has this got so much views

[AndyChiu3]

Fucking thumbnail lied to me again

[IamTrulyHard]

clicked on this to see a cute chick...and this comes up lol

[RetroDollBilly]

omg i giggled through the whole thing "i like my women like i like my skinny jean tight as hell"

[CornTasteGood]

To bad women do not like you.

[MarkBTW]

How did the bloopers get more views than the actual video?

[Roswell73]

@MarkBTW I believe it's either due to the screen cap or people watching the video multiple times.

[SK8b4D34TH1]

It's funny because the're all fugly!

[timindahouse2195]

seth green is puttin on a few pounds

[suneshinebaby311]

yall are ulgy

[reqqingcrew]

Anyone know who the girl is?

[Roswell73]

@reqqingcrew She's a fan of mine. You jelly?

[thechildrenzplace]

i clicked for that hot girl.

[amram24]

all of these people making fun of these guys for being dorks, but yet you watch all of their videos

[finalman25]

dude that big guy the medium size guy in the greatest prank call ever

[TheDARKKILLER24]

penis

[k3r3anu]

qeht a life no affence

[seanydoodles]

2:04 What the fuck! theres a slug on his chest!

[thefangedfollower]

Are your ears gauged?

[xiKoNz]

THEY ARE LOSERS..... WTF.. i dont they they like women because each time they say it they all laugh because they know its a lie that they cant say with a straight face.. faggets

[Slic3R1]

i love this video, it made my day

[XDisturbedTillDeathX]

0:35 ur dork face is halarious!!!

[Rokkiteer]

He really likes his women... And his couch.

[Y2JxISxTHExBEST]

SORRY YOU HAS CANCER YOU ARE A GOOD VIDEO MAKER/EDITOR

[bfr0d]

OMG what a losers, especially that fat ass and the hippy that looks like he just ran out of a time machine at the wrong time.

[eaglesscreech]

I like my men...not like you all lol hahaha :(

[tibu47]

that girl in the cover of this video was pretty hot

[TheCameronFerazzi]

BRO YOUR FROM LEE COUNTY! HOLY SHIT! I RECOGNIZED MIKE GREENWELLS FROM THE BEGGINNING PART.

[Roswell73]

@TheCameronFerazzi Yeah, I live right down the street from Greenwells.

[MikeyEclipse]

@Roswell73 damn i didnt know you lived in the cape, im on mcgreggor..

[J52390]

I like my women like I like my beer... tall, dark, and bitter. Hellz yeah...

[funnyasfuckNI2k10]

your a fat american ba stard go get a wash

[sagimasterr]

you ppl really dont have a life huh??

[ryandonian]

a7x beanie. i want.

[uroshjovan]

some people are just slow. no need to make fun of off them. :P

[Deanmc2406]

uglyest fukers ever 1 has buk teeth the other is fucking fat and the other retard has bigg ears!

[darklight151]

I like my men six feet under, watching nature from the other side.

[EsoterikSurgery]

ppfftt fucken wankers calling them nerds. who the fuck does that? they'd still probably beat your fucken ass.

[charlesrydec]

where's the hot girl? I cba with whatever that douch has to say.

[blacksheep2580]

who sings your theme song?

[FerroFlash]

2 nerds, one camera man and one guy looking like he hasn't seen the barber or the sun for ages... Thumb up for this clip sucking as much as this nerd do !

[Roswell73]

@FerroFlash as much as this nerd does*

[gankzorzz]

gay

[MrAwsom39]

hey roswel wat the fuck is on ur chest!!!!?

[TobyFranOnline]

yous look like the biggest dorks

[Hitsuguyatoshiro24]

roswell isn't going to live much longer :( NOOOOOO

can't you get the tumor like removed or something

[Hitsuguyatoshiro24]

SWEET the big guy has an A7X hat on.

skinny dude turned around funny like

and roswell... pritty self explanitory.

the vid is AWESOME. but then what do you expect. these guys are awesome

[obama00not]

that tumor might be the worst fucking thing i ever seen in my entire life what the hell compelled you to take your fucking shirt off the fat guy takuing his off would have been better i mean jesus christ almighty. i like my women like i like your tumor...... UGLY i couldnt even say that with a stright face i guess thats a blooper

[robertjohnson487]

BEVIS AND BUTTHEAD REALLY DO EXIST.

[robertjohnson487]

NONE OF YOU ARE GETTING ANY WOMEN.

[hartvlog]

u were doing the swords at greenwell's rite? cool.

[AlwaysOnTopp1]

Im Going To Have To Rate This a #FAIL

[Monitorimatti]

mtn dew yeah :D

[aweaver75]

3rd nipple??

[aarfeld]

I'm getting the impression that these guys have no women.

[NonBeSHIT]

em they are on weed..

[1inDaStink2inDaPink1]

its the god damn fuckin goonies! ...have u found the treasure??

[FrenchView]

Almost 8,000 views. I am both jealous and confused.

[demayooctaviusb]

episode ninja . com has the full show for free :-)

[thenorman73]

umm...they are called keloids i believe, and seriously do you have to b e so rude about what on his body...DONT FUCKING COMMENT THAT YOU FUCKING PERVS......but if you watch his other videos you may know what it is before being such a dick/bitch

[xxtrustxhurtsxx]

I think he has a birth mark on his chest... But it looks like a deformed nipple.. Yeahh..

[Bassetrash]

Omg you guys are the biggest losers in the hole world. rly. stop putting vids like this. you're making yoursrlf look like fucking morons. hippiefreaks haha

[AhlfMorten]

Dude, what's on your chest?

[ALIENSPANKER69]

fieldy from korn on the couch lol

[dogbigbeast1]

wtf on ur chest

[XDisturbedTillDeathX]

lol! bloopers r always better than the real thing! XD

[ALDGERNON]

what a crap is that?!!?

[efee52]

go dick he's got orange crush woohoo

[aznvtec204]

zits face...sorry i have torretts syndrom

[aznvtec204]

fags

[aznvtec204]

ugly cock suckers.

[aznvtec204]

fat ass

[thezimmermins2008]

wtf is tht on ur chest??????

[ModdedWarefare2]

TITS

[s1c0t1c1]

the myspace im ding had me thinking i just got an im

[Twilight200091]

Lol, awesome vid man. =)

[alexmichaeladventure]

LOL..hilarious man! :D

[AnonymousSubconcious]

the thing on Roswell's chest is called a keloid....basically a scar that won't quit healing and as a result skin keeps piling on to it.

[laptoprulz]

...whats on his chest after he takes his shirt off?

[Zamster101]

love your vids!!!! feel so srry that u have radiation...

[MANU71567]

0.36 freaky guy

[yunkbox1]

hahahahah!!!

[fossilcock]

kk i need an update on the whole radiation thing where did that come from and how does that affect you rosswell73

[xXfrownyguyXx]

yea

[Kenuda]

I love the new guy XD ... I forgot his name though. :(

[Roswell73]

Scrubs

[Kenuda]

No no, the fat one.

[adrienxGigglexl]

i like my woman like i like my....

if i say one more thing then, fuck you

love the video thanks lol

[firexsound]

plural of platapus

[JIMBOX88]

wow- today i really needed a laugh-

thanks guys!

[ily000]

fucking couch lmao

[SKANKxADDiCTiON]

Hahaha, Dick Steel. :D<3

[Starlababy]

Why is there a tumor on your chest?

[Roswell73]

I was exposed to a great deal of radiation as a child. They'll continue to grow until I'm about 25 at which point I'll probably have a few months to a year to live.

[ProjectHaxx]

are you srs?

[lance1451]

Really man?? Now I'm bummed ='(

[johnnyb1936]

oh my god man, please tell me you're joking :(.

[mercenary384]

um... how did you get exposed to radiation???

[sadmadgla3]

oh no. ): man ur like my favorite youtuber. man my friend is going to be upset when he hears about this.

how old are u now?

[MboroMarksman4]

well that blows

[52man52]

@Roswell73 4 realz that sucks man. great bloopers BTW!

[tasti231]

@Roswell73 im sorry to hear that

[KeikoHayasaka]

@Roswell73 nuuuu D': you're too awesome to die so younggg!!!DDDDD:

[fibee1380]

@Starlababy omfg! shoot the guy cos he has a tumor! fuk its not like he can help getting a tumor! and before u start, maybe just MAY-BE hes got no shirt cos it might disturb the tumor and b painful! ppl like u shit me

[obama00not]

@fibee1380 nigger lover

[Hitsuguyatoshiro24]

@obama00not dude, racial attacks on youtube, really? sad man, just sad. go get a hobby, or something.

[obama00not]

@Hitsuguyatoshiro24 nigger lover too?

[370046Byakuya]

@obama00not MATSUMOTO!! im sry i just had to haha

[fibee1380]

@Hitsuguyatoshiro24 ppl like him make me sick, oh well theres losers everywhere in the world...... he certainly is one......... cos where i come from (australia) there r (sadly) no "niggers"............... we have "kooris" or "aborigianals" (no they arent the same as niggers as they happen to b a diffrent race @obama00not ) use that grey matter called ur "brain" (hmm maybe its capacity is limited to "nig-ger lov-er") before u go making dumbass comments! @Hitsuguyatoshiro24 ty,

[mewichigothe1st]

@Starlababy It's a Keyloid scar, I believe.

[RhinoCSS]

He had some fucked up thing on his chest and on his ears O.o

[XxGraveReaperXx]

wtf is on your neck

[afroninja3]

third nipple lol

[bigcitypuppy]

no seriously.what is that thing below your neck on your chest?

[Neji1718]

what about his ears?

[bigcitypuppy]

what do you mean?

[Neji1718]

like there is something hanging like skin from his ears.

[bigcitypuppy]

uuuugh gross your right DX

[Neji1718]

yea i know

[Roswell73]

It's cancer, but I'm glad you two can find amusement in that.

[bigcitypuppy]

seriously?! aww sorry man.i feel lame now

[bridgemaster6666]

@Roswell73 omg really that horable

[MrHyrulehero]

@Roswell73 sorry about that dude



[lyndseyb89]

LMAO guys this was hilarious!

[nikeshark2121]

What's on your chest at 2:37?

[JakeChaos666]

im pretty sure its a keloid

[xcigarettegames]

I fucking lol'd.

[TheKimboslice789]

i love u roswell you rock how would you like to go on a comedy tour just call me at 193-555-0163

[Roswell73]

Haha, I'd love to. Just c'mon by Cape Coral and pick me up lol.

[chichidookie]

HES WEARING AN A7X HAT FUCK YES

[planbsk8r33]

lol

[epicfailure785]

i like my women like a like a blind person........confused and unaware of whats happening

yes yes like this comment yes date rape and im only 13 years old yes

[HONORB0nd]

date rape ftw. they dont call back!

[ZCLawless25]

lol

[1488SeigHeil1488]

lol

[voodooKobra]

Are people really too stupid to know that the thing on Roswell's chest is a fucking keloid? MASSIVE FAIL!

[mrretard155]

if they watched his videos they would know

[adam91094]

yes

[MacBookSam93]

what is that thing on his chest at 2:00

[wrmichael]

I like my women like my wine.... ten years old and locked up in my cellar. hurrhurrhurr!

[Roswell73]

awesome lol i swear a lot lol

[Steelmaniac17]

yeah me too lol

[ChaosTheoryb]

Hooray for us lol

[thecardrawer10]

nice

[Wewuvwabbitz]

No.

[Lewiswoolley]

1st comment and view love yuu guyss

[Wewuvwabbitz]

No.

[jurbina15]

Damn you're a badass now.