Retsupurae the Prequel to Drunk Mario Kart

[MrUMABD]

I used to love this Billy Joel song; now I'm not sure I can ever listen to it again.

[Kelranox]

"Blah blah blah blah blah. "

"I been drinkin'."

You now have my attention.

[ImperishableCat]

2:09

"Welcome to my world where... I am SO fucking confused."

[TheLinkToTheFuture]

before i watched this is used to like the red hot chilli peppers

thank kid -.-

[neebs1992]

Hello, Rob Manning.

[JanitorAntisocial]

"Fuck-a you, Luigi"? But he won.

Are you telling me this guy trash-talks even when he's winning? Good god.

[AAmirkhanov]

He's cool because he drinks alcohol and gets drunk. That's cool, right?

[RiderAndKallen]

It baffles me why anyone would use ZSNES when Snes9x is clearly superior and easier to use.

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

No matter how many times I watch these three vids, I always get a hoot out of them. These are amazing.

[MoxieHatesGarchomp]

Is it bad that I kind of like this guy?

[MrPatrickHenryCheryl]

When did Moltar start making LPs?

[Oblivion673]

So apparently the guy's name shows up at 0:47. Way to advertise yourself through the internet Mr. Rob Manning.

[Sylverias]

This is why the drinking age needs to be like... 50.

[CommanderMantis]

@Sylverias

This is exactly what the prohibition laws were trying to prevent.

[momoandmiz]

Drunk= just bad at the game

[RonnyWho]

Comon guys lets be fair. He is "drunk"

[HBKanedge818]

I can't rewind. GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!

[typomanbros]

"Makin' love to his tonic and gin.."

Kind of appropriate that he's playing Piano Man then.

[CNUanMan]

HE SKIPPED RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS. WHAT.

[Groudon0199]

Good Billy Joel song, but he ruined it with his singing.

[jettythesunfish]

Why the hell does he hate Luigi so much?

[ANEWPATHWAY]

He said Bill I believe this killing me as a---- Whoa why the fuck can't I move?!

[d01hazel]

How dare that Luigi... come in second? Moron.

[DoctorPorkenfries]

...this whole time he was on 50cc. When I was a kid, I literaly had to TRY to lose 50cc races.

[TheDeathnotejunkie]

The two things good about this video:

The strokes and generalironicus

[Strawberrycock309]

@TheDeathnotejunkie

Poor chip ;_;

[TheDeathnotejunkie]

@Strawberrycock309 i lost respect for him when he threw generalironicus out of the thread during the bitter fights of nmh

[TheToast7]

@TheDeathnotejunkie You are the stupidest person I've ever talked to. 1: Ironicus obviously left on his own and just worked with Chip to make it funny. 2: Chip posted a hate video to Ironicus about how he was just like an exploding car, and it's oozing with self-parody. 3: Ironicus retsupurae'd Chips videos that he made after Ironicus was kicked out. Therefore, all signs point to that all being just for fun and not at all the ridiculous backstabbing you think took place.

[JanitorAntisocial]

@TheToast7

I'm glad these guys don't take anything to heart like most people.

Admittedly, I was a little worried watching the end of slowbeef's Metroid Prime 3 LP when he said Chip and Ironicus "weren't doing stuff together anymore".

[Sakani17]

So he's a visionary? I mean he's questioning why getting married. 

[TheDarkestxHourx]

Play us a game, you're the drunk Mario Kart man, play us a game tonight. We're all in the mood for a bad LP, well he gave us three.

[FinalGamerJames]

AW FUCK I LOVE THE LEVEL WITH THE SLIDERS! Winamp was the best game ever.

[Lutukor]

It's hilarious when you realize that when he tries to rewind he's pressing random buttons which end up changing a bunch of abritrary settings on his emulator.

[stinger9]

I have nothing important to say here... La, la, la, de, de, da!

[SenseiLeRoof]

@PantheraLioness Just picture Billy Joel kicking his ass at Mario Kart.

[Overflight0]

Not only did this guy not edit all the menu fiddling but he left in the Windows Vista Start Menu listing what is presumably HIS REAL NAME! Because THAT couldn't be potentially damaging in the least, right?

[t0kes42o]

the fucking piano man + mario kart = epic

[ilikethecoke]

Why can't he rewiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind?!

[Krikilrath]

I don't know the words to Piano Man and I'm almost 24. UH OOOOOOOOOOH.

[TheWykydtron666]

your in first place its ok XD

[Cythrin]

Yeah, me and my friends used that trick all the time back when we were 16 and wanted to get into bars. The bouncer would ask for ID and we'd just be all like "back the fuck up bitch before I start singing some Piano Man".

Worked every time.

[Krbyfan1]

I've got less than 2 months to learn this song SHIT!!!

[ilikethecoke]

@Krbyfan1 Learn it yet?

[Myrmidon51]

Ironicus's comment about marriage is funny, considering that he just got engaged.

[Owl1222]

I love how suddenly his behavior changes. Up until about 7:50, he's doing fine and he seems to be in a good mood, then after that... XD

[DenOfVipers]

BLLAAAAARGGGH WHY CAN'T I REWIND?!

God, this is embarrassing. What a dope.

[Ixey5]

Does this drunkard hate Super Mario Kart's soundtrack? It's a very awesome soundtrack. And why sing? He has a horrendous voice and it has no room on an LP.

Funny video, guys!

^-^

[FourthDerivative]

1. If you must sing in an LP, be a decent singer.

2. DON'T FUCKING SING IN AN LP.

It's real simple, people. This ain't brain surgery.

[SenseiLeRoof]

Drunk Man fails at lyric analysis. The guy who "never had time for a wife" is never mentioned as being married. He never had time for a wife, so he DIDN'T GET MARRIED. It's simple.

[MrTennek]

"GAWDDAMNIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!"

[CaptainTinTyrant]

9:32 R.I.P captain

[Healing2Suffer]

I'd better learn "Piano Man" then...eh maybe not.

[ragrappy00]

Stop the fucking menus why do they do this?

[TheSteakJustice]

Blah blah blah bluuuuh blah, blah Melody.

[DancerAngel22]

would anyone know what the song is called when he started near the beginning

[NamratsTheStarman]

Snow ((Hey Oh)) by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

[DancerAngel22]

thank you

[Gamiac]

FACT: Guy in LP = Pyro's VA.

[5282890]

@Gamiac so its the Spy too?

[zzyzx0788]

@Gamiac What the hell is pyro's VA?

[Gamiac]

@zzyzx0788 Pyro, as in the Team Fortress 2 class. VA is an acronym for voice actor.

[zzyzx0788]

@Gamiac Thank you

[Bladedlightning]

Truthiness?

George W. Bush makes a Let's Play?

[br1ck4br4ck]

stephen colbert

[NSOmega2]

Get this: Truthiness actually is a word now! A talk show host named Stephen Colbert said it on his show and contacted Webster's Dictionary and got them to put it in a dictionary. I think he actually mentioned him in the video.

[CleaveTheDragon]

He comments more on the song than the game.

[Ukiby3000]

No! Not the Strokes!!!!!

*is crying in a corner*

[OfficialMC2]

I imagine this guy sitting in a bar, with this song playing rambling this stuff he's rambling about and playing Mario Kart by himself on the TV.

[spacevampirestudios]

Oh dear god.

He didn't even use truthiness right.

Stephen Colbert would be very disappointed.

[HeilTurner]

Stephen Colbert is pretty funny.

FUCK STEPHEN COLBERT.

[jordanhass]

HOW DO I REWIND!?!

[ArcaneCossack]

Ah, I see you're putting as much effort into your youtube commenting as you are into your shoddy LPs.

[ArcaneCossack]

woah that was supposed to be a reply to actionbastardaway miserably failing there but i mean I guess I sure actionbastarded that

[jordanhass]

That's understandable, I don't make LPs. And I know you aren't talking about Chip Cheezum's LPs, because they are really good.

[ArcaneCossack]

that wasn't talking about you, it was a comment about actionbastardaway miserably failing at burns or whatever you call the feeble thing he did

[ArcaneCossack]

WHAT A SHOCK ACTIONBASTARD FAILS AT THE BASICS.

He has FF3. It's right there.

[zidaneff]

you know those drinking and driving commercials where the driver is like swimming in alcohol while driving? and the announcer says "If you've been drinking, we'll know"? I think thats whats going on with this guy, that or he wears a shoebox on his head

[stilanas]

Let's play Winamp! lol

[MikailCaboose]

Wait. He was winning, so...WHY WAS HE DOING SO BADLY LATER?

[akuljah]

didn't even use truthiness right the stupid fuck

[ArcaneCossack]

he has the most awful collection of snes games

[toffile]

If you wanted a higher quality video, you wouldn't be mocking it :P

[SamuraiFoochs]

Let's Play the Baby Jessica Simulator!  Yes, I went there. He sounds like the parents from the damn Peanuts. Christ.

[Karragh]

winamp was my favourite snes game.