Sexual Fantasies - Chick Comedy

[ChipArgyle]

Thanks, Leeza.

[JayNJayShow]

This chick isn't funny.

[dig6dog]

proper milf !

[nash1344]

LMAO... now tell the one about making me a sandwich

[lunaticial]

hear no evil see no evil speak no evil monkies on my evilness is my fantasies

[JcsXe]

"Anybody here from out of town?" lol

[StackedSugar]

naked and tickling each other

[72marshflower15]

speak into the brown eye

[Peruvian007]

meh..

[twobeavers]

microphone? lol

[GalacticCowboy]

Crap. :(

[ZuzanaKha]

this is boring...

[JordanMollyB123]

HAHAHA shes the best. Very pretty too.

[oglocgeeks2nd]

I try and try to find female comedians funny. It just doesn't work.

[lastmiles]

@oglocgeeks2nd check out Carrie Fisher, she has something most of these chicks don't : brains and personality. Go search for Carrie Fisher Roasts George Lucas at AFI Life Achievement Award . Awesome and funny as hell.

[W3NDY23]

hahahaha, the only funny joke was : who's daddy's dirty little b*tch!!

[mendrik]

this is sad, girls just aren't funny.

[henryfelloffacliff]

LOL shes my hero XD

[ncfwhitetigress]

um about "women not sharing that fantasy"... that's not entirely true. there is a phenomenon called the "yaoi fangirl." but she's totally right about using the guy's penis as a microphone, i'm guilty.

[pikapi98]

@ncfwhitetigress Hooray! ... I`m a yaoi fangirl, it`s a problem, lol. It's not my fault, though XD

[ncfwhitetigress]

@pikapi98 how's it a problem?

[pikapi98]

@ncfwhitetigress It is when your father catches you looking at it. Especially naked Yaoi XDDDD

[ncfwhitetigress]

@pikapi98 well my dad can suck my nonexistent balls he has no business in my sex life. plus he's dead.

[pikapi98]

@ncfwhitetigress O.O I guess if that's how you want to think of him, alright, I wasn't expecting that... What happened?

[ncfwhitetigress]

@pikapi98 he died in 2007 from some kind of heart failure because he was too irresponsible to take proper care of himself.

[pikapi98]

@ncfwhitetigress :( Sorry to hear that

[therealMrA]

@pikapi98 Hey, lookie there. Let's keep the sorrow and sadness in its proper place, ladies.

[pikapi98]

@therealMrA Sorry, but whenever someone replies to me, I feel compelled to reply likewise. Not matter the subject XD

[therealMrA]

@pikapi98 lol. No problem. XP Sorry if I came across as rude.

[pikapi98]

@therealMrA Oh no, it`s no problem XD I hope I didn't either lol

[gothicchik52]

@goosebump91 neither wouulg i lets team up and kill barney

[luckygreenstar22]

Lay off the botox lady.

[goosebump91]

ehhh, i wouldn't mind seeing 2 men getting together at all

[ncfwhitetigress]

@goosebump91 but only if they're hot tho

[anialer]

Listen,woman,You are really very nice and beutiful but you do not know to make comedy or sismiliar but Aha you know how to make sex,uh,ah ah, ooh

[RySenkari]

It's Blaineley!

[AmericaJustin]

For Me, it's 2 Hispanic Women.

Sorry, but it is.

[luv4life2dance]

hahah shifting gears!!! What the!

[MrCapone105]

i think she may have left her shirt in the dryer for too long and it must have shrunk..or maybe shes attempting to wear barbie clothes

[heloizyjhenifer]

women really are not funny

[powlaaku]

@heloizyjhenifer anjelah johnson... check her out.. I think she's funny...

[Sl0wr0cK]

@heloizyjhenifer noo, noo, they are just funny 1-2 days a month, period.

[SonsoftheProphets]

You can tell she sleeps with younger men

[wowspare]

hehe let me tell y'all my ultimate fantasy:

i'm working at a fast food restaurant. a woman will come in and ask for a pound of tongue

And i would say 'i don't get off until four o'clock'

And she would say 'well i don't get off at all, that's why i want some tongue'

[tiera780251]

@wowspare omg that is so hott!!! ><

[TSLittleMermaid]

Lol It's true; the sexual fantasies tend not to intersect terribly well (I love that last line!). Of course, when they do, it's just....Why am I talking about that on here? ;)

[Shirokinukatsukami]

This woman is vile. Her humour is like an exercise in awkwardness. She might like to think she is some sort of feminist, but she's just a joke. An unfunny one.

[Shirokinukatsukami]

This woman is vile. Her humour is like an exercise in awkwardness.

[reggaetondevil]

Lol!!!!! I think she's very funny!!! :)))))

[hotel283]

how does this broad get any work at all? everything she touches dies a quick, painful death - anybody remember the Sonic Temple? how about that lame sketch comedy show on channel 44? or her 5 seconds on the morning show of some radio station in toronto? and that carlawood show, worst boob job ever and dating the son of a D-list actor best known for his freaky eyebrows - too perfect. btw Carla, when they say you are "too L.A." they mean you are FAKE and UNTALENTED

[MaxC17]

LOL! I love the last punch line cause man I'm sure i've done that org. kill woops

[bootyfix01]

she'd be more popular if she talked less and took off more, not bad for a milf

[robotrollin]

Good thing your opinion isn't true.

[CHICKENMAN1313]

wOw yOU sUCK....yOUR wAY TOO qUICK ON yOUR dELIVERY...

[gthomson25]

your obsession with capitals says your way to needing of attention

[CHICKENMAN1313]

@gthomson25

YOUR OBESSION WITH TALKING TO STRANGERS GOT U GANGBANGED IN HIGHSCHOOL DIDNT IT.....

[gthomson25]

@chickenmanhuh? double huh?

And by the way carla: you should come back to sault ste marie so i can tell my friends back east theres one girl in town that doesnt look like they drink bacon fat smoothies! Sooooeeeeee Ste Marie lol.

[ExoticFireGirl]

she is so much fun

[CombatGuru]

not bad. i lol'd at that last one

[TrueCall]

Bitch you suck! Stupid comedy. I just see your worthless lips moving, but I can't hear any of the mumbo jumbo you speak of.

[phillydisco]

Joe Foremen was the name of the guy who she slept with because he said he could get her on one of his grill infomercials. She's still waiting for him to get back to her.

[rfk2z]

this is bad an hard to watch,Im pretty sure she got a boob and nose job too lol.If she didnt talk id probably hit it

[cigarsntunnels]

it was killer in the end..so true. men r sick and disgusting. but thats where all the fun

[Leto2ndAtreides]

That was fun.

[CHICKENMAN1313]

@xxallxtimexlowsxx

YOU MUST BE DRUNK OR ON SOME GOOD MEDS

[xxallxtimexlowsxx]

You must be retarded. :]

[CHICKENMAN1313]

tRUST mE NOT RETARDED..BEEN ON THE COMEDY SCENE FOR 5 YEARS...

YOU ON THE OTHER HAND HAVE BEEN ON THE TRAILER PARKER WATCHING THIS BORING CHICK RECYCLE OTHER BORING CHICKS JOKES...IF YOU COULD TAKE THAT SMOKE OUT YOUR MOUTH FOR AN HR U MIGHT GET OUT AND SEE REAL COMEDY

[xxallxtimexlowsxx]

I live in a bigger house then you.

And I dont smoke either.

Capital letter using idiot. You look like a fool.

[Maxxlenoxx]

@xxallxtimexlowsxx In bed or you talking about this video?

[awhite2020]

well she's trying and that's all that matters

[ngunyi101]

boooooooring!! crap

[tooosha]

BOOO... DONE AFTER 45 SECONDS... OUT~

[LSUBOY41]

:l  .......

[rawcupcake]

I have two words for you, Carla... YAOI FANGIRLS 8''D

[CaptainCourtney]

<3 I agree.

[Rockopeetzee]

I've always liked Karla..I've watched her for it seems like 10 years now..With her looks and those long legs she should be crushing directors/producers in bed trying to get jobs.

[owzabobo]

there is no such thing as a female comedian

[velariumark]

Her tit's were hard! "lol" yeaa!

[tophearthgrl]

woot! she is so funny(:

[NetherLys]

lol gear shift...

[ChaseBackflips]

joe foreman grill FAIL

[jsellers224]

She needs to lay off the tanning bed, shes turning red.

[boothlover13]

@jsellers224 

maybe she's just sunburned duh!!

[amandaleighavery]

she's got it she's really funny

[19erick13]

shes HOTTT!!!

[whymustwe712]

Hilarious!

[lennon010]

briskman11...u have some serious anger issues.

[e5peranza]

most of these comments are bullshit. the delivery was a little untimely but its funny so shut up

[xomaplexox]

lol funny

[SarahxJane]

Hahahaha.

Awesome.

[Mattly2]

why does this have so many hits? no women share that fantasy? I've had the girl on girl fantasy, without the man of course... cuz penis is just not my thing

[Skaarjguy]

Maybe if you didn't exist I wouldn't be here wasting my time trying to talk to you.

[playermk1]

She did turned me on..

Laugh not...

[Briskman11]

Dumb cunt said "Joe Foreman" wow you overbaked tard just go back to the tanning bed and shut up!!

[gitritewithgod]

I have heard of your paintings too, well enough. God hath given you one face, and you make yourselves another. You jig, you amble, and you lisp; you nickname God's creatures and make your wantonness your ignorance.

[maplelaffs]

geo foreman grille eh so she can cook and fuck at the same time should give the wife lessons

[arahman1900]

I don't understand women jokes and never will.

Apparently they are lame but only if a guy is telling them, for women it's hilarious.

[joshuatey]

lol im naked! b

[HijouHijou]

I use it like a joystick and make shooting noises.

[SUSANA01]

whos daddy dirty little whore

that whas the only funny part

[topkatffm]

funny stuff

[foxracingxox]

ahahahah,

THIS...is funny.

[nikkopotamus]

Haha, this was sorta funny. Gotta give her props for trying.

[warrkrymez]

Joe Foreman grill?

[kushcomedy]

Love stand up. Also check out my channel, KUSH COMEDY, where you can see both men and women be funny.

[Argonaut22j]

Funny stuff.

[mattyb015]

Lame.

[07031943]

.ya gotta believe the bad reviews come from slobs who can't laugh at themselves...the lady is funny

[Salladsdressing]

Good looking girl with fake boobs trying to do stand up???

Hey.....! What can go WRONG? :P

[jsiva]

Women comics are just terrible

[bbob625]

how can you laugh at this hahahahaha i could be a stand up comedian watch the good stuff lik chappelle, seinfield, chris tucker thats the good sshit this is crap

[johnnymoondog]

LOL ! Youre funny !

[rob6621]

Carla Collins is one of the funniest women on the planet!

[GrifterUno]

Wicked funny!!!...and Jim Carrey Sucks!!!

All Women are funny...except for the ones that some of you guys keep fuckin' around with...

[PetePeterkin]

She's GREAT you guys! Why do you all have to post such tacky comments?

You're all a bunch of cum-sucking assholes!

[NATIONALGUARD1]

Excellent video 5 Stars at least!!

[kcsunshine64]

Carla's a funny and sexy, and Canadian. I disagree with the posters who say women can't be funny.

[1capcarl]

Great Stand-up !

[fliptocirque]

Women are not funny or capable of being funny...now i need to go watch jim carrey's old stand up.

[Lynchstah]

nice looking woman ... not the least bit funny (like most women "comics")

[mia0899cs]

I have to agree you are really getting into it and then he talks and wrecks it. There goes those angelic sounds you are imagining and the romantic music when he says, "Daddy's little girl..blah, blah, blah"

[GrImR3aP3r916]

girls have trouble being funny

[AMP8424]

Yup

[Rokkiteer]

It was a bit dull

[jessicasthlm]

ha ha well done girl!

[MirkoMMA]

I forgot about Joan Rivers.I think she is very funny too!!!

What is it about female Jew comics?

[MirkoMMA]

There are no funny women except for that Jew pig Lizza Lampeneli.

[jamiethomasqwerty]

crap lol.. lesbo aint she?

[ohheybender]

women's fantasies????

they exist??

i didn't know that..

[romvaesn]

nothing to c here, move along..

[chickenmcthug]

I guess she got that dwarf joke from zoolander, didn't even have the imagination to change Owen Wilson's name. Sooooooooooooooo lame!

[pigmansob]

I don't find this very funny, though I am a male so I guess that's why.

[Draious]

I feel like I'm watching some political stuff

[TheMagicMeathands]

Funny Stuff!

[WanderingSplit]

Is this a documentary?

[Shaun750]

I've seen her on QVC once.

I didn't get any of her jokes?

[yak6ex]

I'll settle though.

[juanito1975]

Props 2 Carla Collins My fellow Canadian....Funny as Hell!

[tvraiderz]

That depends on how they got them put in. Some feel very nice and others are really hard.

I'm no where near perfect, so if a girl wants to show me and be proud...who am I to talk shit. I am down with that man. This comedienne is hot.

[dleesnuts]

meh... "joe foreman"?

[addisonwilson]

Wow how unfunny can someone be? She should give up.

[EvanCooper182]

Christopher Hitchens hit the nail on the head when he wrote, "Why Women aren't Funny," for Vanity Fair. This woman exemplifies his reasoning.

[Neeboopsh]

I agree for the most part - but for a female comedian she was pretty good. But its not comedy that resonates with males. It rarely is from a woman. And before people start exclaiming "sexist!", realize i'm a feminist. I'm just not a female so i dont find "chick comedy" very funny.

[bubblt]

hot AND funny!

[Joselco]

fake silicone boobs

[yak6ex]

Thank god.

[tvraiderz]

She's cute and funny.

[tvraiderz]

Anything a girl does to maker herself look good (other than putting shit in her lips) I'm all for. Big boobs means they're gonna show them off, and that their gonna be a little wilder...and as a Lover of women...I'm all for it. I've been with both fake and real boobage. The girls with the fake ones, were more fun....And Lord knows all we guys want is a girl with a fun attitude.... Just an observation from a guy whose dated alot.

[tvraiderz]

Well Most think they're the best. Most are crappy at it. Just cuz they think we're lucky to have them in bed, doesn't mean shit. Women are like pizza...Even when it's bad, you'll still eat it....but it's forgetful.

[chrisw40]

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[eleanorroosevelt1]

I bet those implants put her nipples on the side of her breasts.

[Daritto7117]

love them penis's!!!!!!!!!!!

[dingma1]

she's too hot to be funny, i hadn't heard a word she said.

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[Shaun750]

Girls just can't be funny???

Why is that??

Except for?? there is one??

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[trickyssx]

ALRIGHT!!!~!!

[jumesblant]

that was funny.why are all these wife beaters posting comments?

[snuik]

damn ... not one woman is funny as a standup

its really terrible

[hungwell90]

give me a break

[xexkxex]

Rehashed 90's crap

[jdinmv07]

I want three minutes of my life back

[JasonWho13]

i know, rubbish...

[jimjaas]

fake tits are not funny

[live2laf]

yea, not very funny, and it is kinda true, women arent as funny on stand up

[Knobiknows]

cute but the jokes are lame ^^

[MuhammadChrist]

women CANNOT do standup. Its always sex jokes and shit about their nasty fucking periods

[saintzinner]

lame

[gandalf117]

women are naturally funny! all they have to do on a stand up show is something

[infidelissimo]

Women just aren't all that funny in stand-up.

[misterfisherman]

any women gets my laugh if she punches lisanova on a live event

[polytwobeers]

Too bad she's not funny

[random0815]

the only topic in standup more overdone than religion, its corny but she is not bad, never heard that one has to be asian, not for me, takes away the realism XD

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