Can we make it....I wanna leave real fast!. I love how much of a struggle it is for him to get off his stool combined with combating the hiccups. I don't know about you guys, but I hate getting the hiccups when I'm really hammered, almost makes you wanna hurl......
"DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!?! *looks at crutch guy weirdly* SOME SONOFABITCH JUST KICKED ME IN THE BACK!"
"Prolly the bartender. He wanted to stomp you after what you said to the waitress."
"COWS ARE GONNA KILL ME. BISEXUALS ARE GONNA KILL ME..... Let's get out of here where's the elevator?!?!?!"
"Fuck! Nononononono man, that's just what they want us to do! Trap us in a steel box... Trap us in the basement...Don't run. Theyll take any excuse to shoot us."
I love how through the whole movie they basically bail each other out of close calls. Duke gets Gonzo out of the circus, Gonzo gets the acid-fried Duke out of the hotel lobby ("This man suffers from a bad heart") etc.
One of the best on-screen duos ever. Everyone knows Depp is a great actor but holy shit, Benicio REALLY didn't hold back on this one. Such a good performance!
Me and my friend was gonna do this part for theatre our teacher read the book,seen the play and even watched the move and he was gonna let us, but hen changed his mind cause its a guys part and were girls
HEY LOOK! There's 2 women fucking a polar bear........
......Don't tell me those things.
LMFAO
DyerOfTheCentury 2 weeks ago
lolololol
yeismeload 3 months ago
Decent movie but IMO, it's basically the same scenes over and over.
jksonny 3 months ago
One person got the Fear.
Legba85 3 months ago
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zenzation23 5 months ago
woman. sir. baby. child. whatever. this is my all time favorite movie.
Sgivemeabreak 5 months ago
lol that guy in the background at 2:44 he goes to work and just spins like that for a few hours
HeldNak 5 months ago
i have to go , leave the country HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
markkalady 6 months ago
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this movies great !
PsychedelicFunkLover 6 months ago
Fucker! Stop it!
MrBranagain 7 months ago
Hahaaaa I was just on that rotating bar today with my 4 yr old. They sell ice cream in the middle now.
hauntedshore204 7 months ago
we've come to find the marican dream, now that we're in the vortex you wanna quit?
N05h00b135 7 months ago
Nothing i want nothing
StyrbjornStarke 7 months ago
I love this movie hahaha
joonte1010 7 months ago
Don't tell me those things...
CAinfowarrior 7 months ago
There's two woman fucking a polar bear hahahahaa
silvioacm 8 months ago
Is he on mescalline in this sscene?? cuz hes a mess
LanesAccount 8 months ago
@LanesAccount devil ether
zwareshag 7 months ago
"C'mon you fell, let's go."
Kullg4r 8 months ago
You stand here and go to jail. I'm leaving.
crimson6858 9 months ago
this is my last drink *splash*
macarthurclough 9 months ago
theirs two women fuckin a polar bear
erikajordan89 10 months ago
Stop?...Stop?...its never gonna stop!
kryten77 11 months ago
Don't run man, they'd like any excuse 2 shoot us!!
80zProduKT 11 months ago
1 person let the fear get to him
destroyedmattter 11 months ago 4
"How much do they pay you to...screw that bear?"
CitySkin09 1 year ago
"Nothing, I want nothing!"
talamoon 1 year ago 2
I have to go, yeah, leave the country
when's this thing gonna stop? Stop it!
you see that?! Some son of a bitch just kicked me in the back!
you drive...you drive...I think there's something wrong with me
HAHAHA! classic! you have to be a part of the drug culture to understand the extent of the hilarity in this scene...this whole movie actually.
kylemankyle 1 year ago 3
madam, sir, lady, child, whatever lmao
MrHmmokthen 1 year ago
Can we make it....I wanna leave real fast!. I love how much of a struggle it is for him to get off his stool combined with combating the hiccups. I don't know about you guys, but I hate getting the hiccups when I'm really hammered, almost makes you wanna hurl......
MrSloan 1 year ago
dont tell me those things ahhahahahahahhhahaha
ZatoSama 1 year ago
This is the greatest movie...EVER!
fightthegov 1 year ago 2
ZANG!
Harcix 1 year ago
Don't tell me those things.
OneWayTrip1 1 year ago 2
55 seconds ago
'this is my last drink'
*drink gets launched across the bar*
1988bluemoon 1 year ago
@1988bluemoon lol
domhan123 1 year ago
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1988bluemoon 1 year ago
L O L
Frnthi 1 year ago
"DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!?! *looks at crutch guy weirdly* SOME SONOFABITCH JUST KICKED ME IN THE BACK!"
"Prolly the bartender. He wanted to stomp you after what you said to the waitress."
"COWS ARE GONNA KILL ME. BISEXUALS ARE GONNA KILL ME..... Let's get out of here where's the elevator?!?!?!"
"Fuck! Nononononono man, that's just what they want us to do! Trap us in a steel box... Trap us in the basement...Don't run. Theyll take any excuse to shoot us."
"...I think theres something wrong with me"
benpetrofsky 1 year ago
Hey sir, baby, child whatever
Mattycnw 1 year ago
It was prolly the bartender pffff lol Fucking Zang
azrial4421 1 year ago
I love how through the whole movie they basically bail each other out of close calls. Duke gets Gonzo out of the circus, Gonzo gets the acid-fried Duke out of the hotel lobby ("This man suffers from a bad heart") etc.
One of the best on-screen duos ever. Everyone knows Depp is a great actor but holy shit, Benicio REALLY didn't hold back on this one. Such a good performance!
pulsedemon 1 year ago
they pay you to screw that bear?
shundriad 1 year ago 2
Cows are gonna kill me!!! Bisexuals are gonna kill me!!!
Legba85 1 year ago
I think I'm getting the fear @_@
Repelsteeltje1337 1 year ago
"Let's pay this bill.....get up very slowly.........I think it's going to be a long walk" LOL I don't know why, but that always cracks me up.
MaxCovington791 2 years ago 3
"You guys don't fucking give up, do you?!" Like 1jks said, every line in this movie is absolutely priceless.
b00mhauer 2 years ago 2
Why in god's name is the embedding disabled on every video like this?!! It really pisses me off!!!!
Anarchistnation01 2 years ago
I know what you mean, youtube almost took this video off but disabled embedding automatically instead.... I can't do shit about it. Fuck em right?
Nny2005 2 years ago
@Nny2005 Fuck you man
Bountykilla82 9 months ago
wait... I guess I can now. Well it's enabled, haha
Nny2005 2 years ago
nonsense! we came here to find the American dream!
AnarchyBegins 2 years ago
my favorite part of the movie i love it..
Me and my friend was gonna do this part for theatre our teacher read the book,seen the play and even watched the move and he was gonna let us, but hen changed his mind cause its a guys part and were girls
:(
Cheyanne142 2 years ago
Thats fucking sexist dude. I wouldn't stand for it if I were you. I would MAKE him let me do it, whether I was female or not.
demondays9823 2 years ago
theres two women fucking a polar bear! hahahaha!
zip68 3 years ago
Every sentence in the is a classic!! LMFAO loved it.
1jks 3 years ago 16
@1jks - "Chicken Shit Bastard" LOL! I love it :-D
soeffingwhat 1 year ago
lets get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?
lowzaaa 3 years ago 16