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[anigodess]

i cant believe i didnt know until now. my laptop has a nubbin too.

[TripleJShow1]

is it me or does o'malley sound like megatron just a thought

[ILikePandaBlades]

no one wants to touch your nubbin'

[Warmau5]

all ya need is some orange juice

[Lazymincrafterman]

lol when doc was talking abought his blog and not that much acuracy it reminded me of wiki

[Zathorith555]

"i was just petting the bunny... and then it went into the soup can.... and part of my hand went with it"

XD!!!

[OMEGA87975]

i was petting the bunny then it went into the soup can and some of my hand is in there

[chrismclay1]

is it just me or was grif lame at the begening but now he is BA

[hughcri]

The Woman could date you or turn into Lesbians and end the human race. Or the Super Bacteria could grow stronger and turn into a sex addicting disease and they all fuck each other to death. I have been listening to Griff to much LOL

[stellabella841]

Donut: "I was just petting the bunny and then it went into the soup can and part of my hand went with it!"

[SMAJRET]

lol they are in halo 3 on season 3

[AZproductions117]

@SMAJRET No, this is Halo 2. Dummy.

[sovietmustashe]

@SMAJRET you are a retard

[iBeEpic12]

@SMAJRET this is halo 2.

[Caboosesbiggestfan]

@iBeEpic12 this is halo3 smart one, you can tell by the maps and armor

[XpLiZiTcOnTeNt7]

@Caboosesbiggestfan this halo 2 idiot.

[Whitebird551]

@Caboosesbiggestfan this is halo 2 smart one, you can tell by looking at the release date

[iBeEpic12]

@Caboosesbiggestfan Look at the release date in the description....

Plus, the map at the beginning isn't from Halo 3.

And the Armor was obv. halo 2 or else Caboose would have Mark V.

you've clearly never played any of the Halo games.

[Caboosesbiggestfan]

@iBeEpic12 actually i have halo 2, halo 3, halo reach, and halo combat evolved aniversary edition so i know my halo thank you very much

[XoXoXDante]

Ima get L.A.I.D...*stares* Laid...ima get laid. Yeah we can spell we just fucking think that was weak

[shaneXtreame]

Donut- "I feel dissy Sarge!"

Sarge- "Oh... That's just blood loss. You will make new blood. You just need some orange juice."

[bearguyful]

well for me the red vs blue seems to get a bit more compicated and confusing as it progreses

[sovietmustashe]

we never landed on the sun XD

[getl4h]

Why does Doc have a Pink Pill on his Shoulder???

[TirrellDesigns]

O'Malley sounds like Stewie.

[dannymyman]

Sarg:"Were fixing the jeep because we need to be prepared,Just as our enemies are no doubt to attack us at any moment"

Tucker: "But you guys think i'm your enemy and i'm not prepared to do anything Except! to get L-A-I-D".

* Everyone's silent*

Tucker: "Laid..."

Grif: "Yeah we can spell i just think that was !@#$ing weak."

Grif and tuck kill me xD

[XKevinOhlhx]

Good one Lopez "it might have mold..."

[ROJedimaster63]

"...you just need some orange juice."

[thestratocaster13]

Grif: They put fluoride in my water!

Simmons: Actually that one is true... Grif: It is? No wonder why I listen to so much pop music.

This explains everything today.

[pockets417]

what happened did they give up on the weather machine?

[grandadmiralthrawn92]

@pockets417 nah, it got destroyed with Lopez's body

[TheAthleteGamer]

donut, i told you not to touch anything. you touched everything! thats the exact opposite of touching nothing!

sarge's reasoning is beyond doubt.

[TheCheesenator42]

Doc/O'Malley is/are AWESOME.

[GBCFH]

Tucker:im not preparing to do anything, cept get L-A-I-D

Tucker:Laid

Grif: we can spell, we just think that was fuckin weak

Best part

[Omegafoxtrot117]

i would have liked to have seen a plotline that deals with lopez doc and donut.... if lopez and donut were still alive.

[jaymenmihm]

yeah well lets see if i'm the last person on earth with a pimped out ride.... BITCH! :)

[jack95a]

Dude, Doc very much reminds me of Vegeta!

[thenoobisback121895]

@jack95a IT'S OVER 9000!!!

[artix273]

ah bunny and hand soup just like mom made XD

[thestratocaster13]

Grif- "They put fluoride in my water!"

Simmons- "Actually that one is true."

Grif- "It is? No wonder why I listen to so much pop music." lol

[Manliymexican]

i want spinners or rims holmes got that low rider es ay

[thomasw011]

I think I preffered seasons 1 and 2.

[CharletteAndMo]

Grif: Hey, what are you doing?!

Simmons: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm getting in the jeep.

Grif: What, are we on a date? Get in the back.

Simmons: You're so insecure.

lol

[ReeReeKitty]

i havent played any of the games for a while... is this halo 2 or 3?

[tank4ever]

@ReeReeKitty Halo 2

[thestratocaster13]

@ReeReeKitty Halo 2

[benanderson95]

(press 1 then 3) Now you see Sarge. Now you don't 

[Krazymeatball77]

dirt bag! pttt. OOWWWW!!

[Gallion35]

I WANT A G-MAIL INVITE!

[themobianhat]

I swear o'malley used to be american

[Manliymexican]

@themobianhat im mexican VIVA MEXICO

[themobianhat]

@Manliymexican Nice one...you got me with that witty comeback there.

[cmdood92]

I love how when Doc is speaking the cursor is blue, but when O'Malley is speaking its red

[angrywhitebird22]

but church is still sorta a asshole and cabooose (AKA Joel)

[Ganryu666]

1:23 I always go back to this part, it makes me laugh each time.

[legocloneguy22]

Caboose was kinda smart at the start but he brain dead now???

Did he get hit on the head?

[felynecomrade]

2:49 YES! LAST RESORT! Finally, a map I know and love!

[Heater294]

I was just petting the bunny...and then it when into the soup can...AND PART OF MY HAND WENT WITH IT!

Bunny and hand soup! Just like mom used to make.

XD

[DEKING34]

i want a gmail invite from lopez

[Mancityfan527]

Lopez ;(

[Mancityfan527]

what 2:17-2:28

[TheSlimthijNetwork]

i want a gmail invite!



[pcpik3r]

thumbs up if ur on the computer u use to download music!lol

[MarksmanIndustries]

"oh shut up." "oh shut up." "oh shut up." thats o-mally's response for evrything doc says.

[Parnell98]

"yuoll make new blood, you just need some orange jiuce" lol

[MrGeorgeFlorcus]

"Donut I told you not to touch anything! And you've touched everything! That's the exact OPPOSITE of touching nothing!"

some pretty great writing went into this show.

[skycullen04]

Who wants to touch my nubbin'!!

[Hibird80]

All of the characters' personalities getmore extreme as the series goes by.

Caboose goes from being just a bit slow at the start of the series to completely brain-dead, Tucker from being flirtatious to a sex maniac, etc.

Church went the other way around, going from Jerkass to Jerkass with a heart of gold...if that makes sense.



[anzack33]

@Hibird80 caboose goes to being more than brain dead, he basically becomes basically detached from reality xD

[ElPayasoMalo]

@Hibird80 Ah, a troper!

[thestratocaster13]

@Hibird80 Except for sarge, he still hates Grif.

[Emoteen561]

@Hibird80 i agree church seems to grow wise and smarter as the series progresses

[midniteryder]

@Hibird80

simmons went from competent & smart to insecure & uselessly smart.

[TigerTalon1]

isnt the girl from the minecraft add lois's sister from family guy?

[ACGpwns]

@TigerTalon1 What?

[Thardoc]

dont u hate how when ur playing minesweeper theres a #2 with 3 mines around it? stoopid game

[loganandkyle12345678]

idk why but caboose voice is like my fav thing his personality and voice match so flippin well

[BetaToad]

56 people lost their hand to a bunny and hand soup.

[BScOpEz]

Awwww when will it go back to the old halo.

[Stymphalianbirds12]

so the moral of this episode was not to touch the bunny or the soup can.

[jkl1990s]

if you take out the raspiness omalley does sound like stewie from family guy

[jkl1990s]

awww tex and church have pet names for each other church is asshole to tex and tex is bitch to church awwwwwwwwwwwww those cute little love birds XD

[legonatter105]

i like the old grahpics

[darkgriffon64]

It's starting to seem like almost everyone in the series is an idiot... lol.

[IwishmynamewasEzio]

Is Doc getting gayer? like how caboose got dummer

[hentaispyder]

@IwishmynamewasEzio its not Doc its Donut but yeah after he gets the pink armor he gets gayer and gayer

[IwishmynamewasEzio]

@hentaispyder No, I know for sure that Doughnut's getting gayer lol; I just didn't know if I was the only one who felt like DOC was getting gayer gayer, cuz in the beginning he was like a normal (slightly slow) medic but here he talks (what he says, not how his voice sounds) like a woman

[AirMc1]

@IwishmynamewasEzio idk cuz hes always been femanine in his ways. (doin yoga, the non violent approach to everthing) and u forgot that simmions is becoming more kiss ass. I think thats y he became a cyborg so Sarge can like him mor then Lopez.

[Kzzori]

@IwishmynamewasEzio thanks for an original comment on one of these videos! and....that is too true...

[DrMalHarkness]

@IwishmynamewasEzio Yes. Donut's armor is infecting him.

[Mario78718]

@IwishmynamewasEzio And so are you. You typed "Dumber", "Dummer"

[Koey32001]

@IwishmynamewasEzio Doesn't the same also go for Donut?

[TheNukeMuffin]

@IwishmynamewasEzio Uhm... I think it is becoming more gay. and it's "dumb" not "dumm" 

[Darkraizenri]

@IwishmynamewasEzio That's "dumber" with a "b". Just think of the irony behind that word's misspelling

[66sjones]

i hate those little rubber things on computers, much rather have a mouse lol

[Amyo3o]

I'm not prepared to do anything...

except get L A I D :L

[ThunderCavalier]

Poor Donut. Not even the Puma likes him.

[oFlamesz]

p3n15

[TheFreeflowin]

@oFlamesz v4g1n4

[oFlamesz]

@TheFreeflowin M457UR134710N (masturbation) =P

[DBfan106]

"bunny and hand soup just like mom used to make"

WTF!

[Joefesok]

@DBfan106 It's one of the random things he says to be funny.

[Vaderfett12]

i love these epsiodes i watched all of them including reach keep up the good work!

[catbuster101]

Huh, I guess Doc can speak Spanish...

[samueljharding]

LOL...orange juice.



[spazzowenz]

I WANT HALO 3 GRAPHICS!!!!

[druidboy25]

Bet the music is illeagally downloaded...

[ablebob]

56 people thought we never landed on the sun.

[DrunkerJo]

It's Halo 2...then later it's 3 and then Reach (If ODST is in here, I'm gonna be pissed).

[ghettoswag99]

@DrunkerJo yup odst is in red vs blue. odst wasn't that bad

[DrunkerJo]

@ghettoswag99

I didn't like it tht much...but oh well. I still think this series is boss.

[ghettoswag99]

@DrunkerJo ok

[poeiuw]

wow they ARE in Halo 3!

[Jasmerism]

@poeiuw 2

[TlGG3R]

The Doc sounds like the spider from Billy and Mandy. :I and acts like him.

[DirtyVannilaKids]

is this halo 2 or halo 3?

[runebladez999]

@DirtyVannilaKids halo 3

[Mst3kfanatic1]

@runebladez999 no it's halo 2 look at the pistol caboose has in the first episode of the new look, it's a halo 2 pistol.

[Mst3kfanatic1]

@DirtyVannilaKids halo 2

[480Ruby]

here is cobose in this episode

[SuperAustinFTW]

I love how they have emblems for a bit in this season.

[samuelwagler]

why is there only half a screen?

[samuelwagler]

@samuelwagler on the video

[Haukthefurry]

@samuelwagler to cut out the camera mans gun

[zgtfreak]

@UnknownSt3p It's true.

[zthomasack]

el espanol de lopez no es muy bien.

[MrJaylen55]

@zthomasack Lopez's Spanish is not very well

[jeffzilla95]

lopez spanish is not that good

[almightyoctopus]

55 people have to share a room with a vacuum cleaner

[omnitrix20]

i want a gmail invite!

srsly, i have a gmail. for real.

[CagwinNGrizz]

Since when does Doc understand Spanish??

[bogercs]

No one likes sharing rooms with vacuums.

[Strattero]

What did the one guy say after the other guy said 'we never landed on the sun!' ?

[dragoon9610]

Am I the only one whose still wondering what happened to everyone not being able to understand Lopez, to them suddenly understanding every word??

[Shibagal]

@UnknownSt3p

so thaaaats what happened! when Stewie grew up, he graduated evil U and changed his name to O' Malley XD

[vanmanforsman1]

"'Not if you were the last man on earth'...well that may be true...but what about when I'm the last man on earth with a pimpin ride....bitch"

[metalkilledkenny]

halo 2, the best of the best at the time :D oh yea and caboose............. nuff said

[lwhittin]

"that little red knob, i call it a nubbin. who wants to touch my nubbin?" LMAO

[drewboy619]

o malley sounds like vageta from dbz!

[7Hibiki]

The Doc/O'Malley combo reminds me of Gollum.

[iwillgivemylifetoyou]

I remember getting my Gmail invite from my cousin in 2006. Yummy!

[233lowrider]

i was just petting the bunny then it went into the soup can and part of my hand wint with it...

[TheReed31]

i want a g-mail invite XD

[thehoss330]

I hate when people cry over qhoting the episodes. We do quote our favorite lines that make us laugh the most, or at least I do and I'm pretty sure that's what everyone else does too. So just watch the video and quit belly aching. Geeze

[MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR]

lets see what happens when i'm the last man on earth with a sweetass pimped out ride, bitch!

[zeajk]

gmail was exclusive back then?

[Funnypant]

lol



[ceroteca]

in the future everyone understands what lopez says? x)

[twistedfool420]

There IS Flouride in your water folks. Most of you imbeciles probably laughed at that conspiracy part... Look into it. You're being dumbed down for specific reasons which I won't bother naming here.

Flouride surpresses your Pineal Gland development. Your Pineal Gland is considered your 'Third eye', it's where your imagination and spiritual side resides...

Research, learn, spread the word.

[dragon77888]

You know, every time O'mally, Lopez, and Doc argue with eachother, they sound like a bizzare-o family of sorts....Or maybe it's just me.

[mattdub6]

Is it just me or does O'Malley sound like Stewie when he says shutup?

[PurpleHaze23e]

is this gears 1 or 2?



[peanutbutterjelly920]

@PurpleHaze23e what?

[PsychoSlushie]

@PurpleHaze23e ummm tell me ur kidding

[vergalis1103silagrev]

@PurpleHaze23e I think this is WoW

[Funnypant]

@vergalis1103silagrev  lala

[linkkid65]

@vergalis1103silagrev :O its Tf2

[Zerothemaster1]

@PurpleHaze23e it's wolfenstein.

[SuperSonicSourD]

@legoclonewarsfan its halo 2.

[Ninjapenguin127]

55 People never landed on the sun..

[elmoninja97]

there's no need to worry were just here to kill you and take all your possessions

[TIGERSHARK827]

Why does O'Malley's voice sound different in Doc than it did in Caboose?

[crazyjak56]

@TIGERSHARK827 because they have different voices.

[roach46554]

@TIGERSHARK827 mybe becuz o malley took complete control of doc showing his real voice.

[AngelDragonSlayer]

Grif and Simmons need to hook up :'D

[SaiyaUnleashed]

I love that O'Malley sounds like a more cartoony Vegeta XD

[99megacheese]

Before tucker said "Laid" I thought he meant L.A. (los Angeles) ID

[iMthEphsyco0FREAK]

what car part looks like a bunny??



[mattstorm360]

@iMthEphsyco0FREAK the part that goes in to the soup can

[bacon1498]

oooh nvm i just realized it was doc and Omalley in the same body lol epic fail

[bacon1498]

im confused... who are the 3 people at last resort? i know lopez is the bodyless head but the other 2? i dont remember what happened from last episodes

[jtmsl]

@bacon1498 its not last resort in this game its Zanzibar

[wonderboii223]

i liked the episodes before the explosion

[Hawkeyes1377]

1:26-1:34, I CANT BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cod4fan16]

Sarge: Donut, are you okay?

Donut: I was just petting the bunny...and then it went into the soup can...and part of my hand went with it.

Omg so funny!