Cold Blooded Christmas

[Wyg4ntas]

chop chop chop chopity chop

[ssllgymnast]

it reminds me of Sweeney Todd

[iziii161]

that so funnt

[soccerlova12345]

See i tryed this with my cousin, but noooo, i get sent to a therapist.

[Aurimuksz]

Sizzle Sizzle

[K0iNo]

this video makes me happy everytime i see it :D

[WarriorWasser]

chopity chop chop

[malnaaaaa]

It reminds me so much of "Killing Auntie" book by Bursa. Weird.

[sk84life185]

guy 1: i killed him

guy2: ok .....

guy1: what!!

guy2: i forgot to press record'?!?!?

[TheWawkrp]

@sk84life185 what are you talking about

[ais614bum]

funny that when it ends the every day normal guys plays. Very normal to kill your uncle then saw his limbs off in your bathtub followed by burning the remainings o.O

[frizstyler]

@ais614bum actually it was the santa claus that he killed .

[vvvvvvvvvvvwful]

pow pow pow pow pow, he said what the fuck ow ow ow :D

[Arhkhio]

sizzle sizzle BAHAHAHAHA

[tightlywound]

So that's why I didn't get anything in my stocking this year...

[kashman1138]

He said what the fuck ow ow ow, lmfao

[jrsysure76]

Chopping up relatives is always fun around this time of year! Don't run Grandma.....I will find you C$nT!

[gopriestsgo]

Ya don't murder anyone without proper supervision..........

[Candylushusify]

Choppity chop chop!

[myskyvideos]

Are you stupid? It's horrible! Your mother is bitch!

[85redgal]

Merry Motherfucking Chirstmas world!!!

[RSwizard101vids]

The murder that you have just wittnessed was planned and executed by a trained professional please do not attempted to murder anyone without proper supervison

[RSwizard101vids]

Merry Christmas Jon

[mcchickenwuzhere]

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!

[DDazzle1]

Merry Bloody Xmas!

[TheMrModders]

This is the true way to show your kids why Santa claus isn't real anymore.

[inchaoswetrust]

@TheMrModders Right on

[Allroundmoviemaker]

*sizzle sizzle*

[thelegand123321]

watching this on christmas eve lol

[gembsvk]

omg unbrain very funny shit

[PlatypusGuitar]

Its become a classic for me. I come back to it every year! LOOOOVEEE ITTT!

Merci Jon d'être aussi créatif ^^

[Arkaelith]

I feel like this song should be playing during a Dexter Christmas Special.

[tsxlol]

716 gremlins + santa claus don't like this

[PablovThe]

OMFG -_- - i don't like it

[ADSads2121]

he looks so casual with the saw

[Edge73100]

Horrible...

[PeeerVerser]

I'm posting this since 2007 every year on facebook ^^

[basstuneG]

claasic

[Skakhti]

Merry Christmas, I guess.

[Man0fLIfe]

if you don't take this serious, is great fun^^

[starbucks2101]

wtf thats so messed up,,,,

[ParkerMcgraw]

A Christmas tradition to watch this

[grunt589]

ha

[goldenclubpenguin]

When I have kids and they have kids, im gonna make everyone circle around the christmas tree singing this song XDDD

[IINameCHangerII]

Well now ive watched that merry christmas everyone lol

[thepaulohmygod]

also, will you come and wrap presents for the charity i work with ? we'll pay you with good thoughts and bourbon.

[thepaulohmygod]

Best. Christmas. Ever.

[krasno100]

zajebiste-from high school in Poland

[AngryPenguinHoers]

VAGINA!!!

[DaJordanMonsta]

713 kids were sad they didnt get presents.

[TH3P41NT3DC0W]

love it xD

[rickmyve]

sai zica

[1997boxman1997]

This makes people wanna kill themselves.... Not me no others I enjoyed this hehehehehe........

[Spartan914a]

what the fuck ow ow ow ow ow

[Spartan914a]

this made me so depressed.

[YOMINUSTV]

Now I'm in the Christmas spirit!

[TheIWSP]

when I have kids I'm gunna tell em "santa is real.. or was real, but hes not real anymore ... because Jon Lajoie killed him" XD

[Qwufi]

Who will post it on facebook at christmas? :)

[TheRoblock]

@Qwufi already done :D

[madtownmadman]

@Qwufi just did

[imprettystoned]

@Qwufi DONE!!!!!!

[PatsRule1224]

@Qwufi i don't know if i can wait that long....

[IcaroVolera]

@Qwufi its the 3rd year I do.

[TheMiaMia19]

@Qwufi  i will :D

[Hey55zeus]

@Qwufi I'm so tempted to right now....think my mom would be offended a little though...lol

[Reminator1997]

@Qwufi I did.



[SplatterPenguin]

@Qwufi Just wanted to copy the link. XD

[Allroundmoviemaker]

@Qwufi Already did that a week ago ;)

[inchaoswetrust]

@Qwufi I did...every christmas since 2007, I'm all about tradition

[Qwufi]

@inchaoswetrust Its good to know there are other traditionalists out there. :) Happy new year!

[inchaoswetrust]

@Qwufi Happy Hannukah to y'all...MODAFUCKAS !!!

[213543531246]

@Qwufi already did that... *puts glasses on* 2 years ago! :)

[xtrasauce]

By now this has become a holiday classic. It should play in malls and stores everywhere each year during Christmas time.

[seedah]

What's the original song?

[klaytis]

@seedah this is original

[inchaoswetrust]

@seedah this one happens to be the original song

[joutubel]

This should be on the playlist of K-Rose in GTA: SA.

[RawrrLuffehz]

TURN ON TRANSCRIBE AUDIO

[otharennaur]

Another year listening to this crap. I love it :)

[TheReaper2002]

711 people couldn't watch it to the end and thought he WAS santa

[killzone158]

OVER KILL!!!

[killzone158]

Now thats the defention of over kill!!

[D3athstroke]

MC Guy who killed Santa Claus

[wermzor]

tis the motherfucking season. fags. :]

[photon72]

Merry Christmas motherfucker!

[gnjavo]

<3

[EnternalHeartAch]

some one show this to a preist their face is priceless hahaha

[DaGOAT2006]

@EnternalHeartAch not really sure a priest would care about santa.

[ObaREX]

this song makes me laugh sooooo hard!

[nikki4u22]

This might be my new favorite christmas song ;)

[optimisroxy]

Best Christmas Song ever :)

[SuperSpinko27]

merry christmas everybody!

[7oy]

This is the real No.1 Christmas song :D

[CallmeSaintC]

I listen to this every christmas season.

[Train240]

@CallmeSaintC I have to relearn it for Christmas parties every year. Goes over very well.

[madtownmadman]

@CallmeSaintC and sometimes in the Christmas off season.

[quickstar206]

4 years ago from tomorrow is when the video was made :)

[quicklistream]

you would be an asshole to kill Santa (if he were real) 

[n543576]

ahhhhh i listen to this every december cant w8 for christmas now!

[Ooorahness]

Guess this was the night Jon went crazy...on Santa

[XmyXshoesXplus]

it would be way easier to show this tomy daughter than to explain the ressesion

[Panellada22]

Thumps up if your watching this in 2011.

[TStrince]

@Panellada22 no

[TStrince]

@charlieboi3063 that was his uncle bob dressed as santa not the real santa

the reason why you did not receive presents is because your parents killed him

[YourResource2]

SPLURT SPLURT SPLURT!

[YourResource2]

WTF OW OW OW!!!!!! AHAHAHAH

[TStrince]

LOL

you killed your uncle? xD

YAY Santa is still alive

[ScooterMcCormick]

R.I.P Uncle Bob

[Mainstreamname]

Burning dead people smells like burnt mac and cheese.

[Narusax]

i love this video and song

[JerryTheSpartan]

why would he be dreaming of snow if there's snow all the time where he lives?

[Vaporfangclan]

503 ppl are cops and 303 ppl are realted to uncle bob

[darkwepons]

anyone else out there that cant help but laugh at "sizzle sizzle"?

[MrBrianBpaul]

@darkwepons haha that is always my favorite part

[finalbossmachinima]

Merry Christmas everyone

[NelidaIdellaxa650]

ey I'm just a small town girl

[Freelin77]

Was that Santa Claus?

Nope. Chuck Testa

[Pooperscooper663]

704 people belive they are santa claus

[JerryTheSpartan]

I guess its 7...0000 and 1 jon

[SomewhereFarBeyond29]

2:25! Ha! The cute, little snowman made it even better!

[ashtray0belief]

I can't wait till Christmas so I can use this as my ringtone!!

[just4mak]

my favorite christmas song

[WesternCowhand]

So wtf happened to rudolf?

[Freerunner252]

@WesternCowhand deer-hunting season xD

[dyscnfsd]

"sizzle sizzle"



[YourResource2]

@dyscnfsd LMMFAO

[xxtomaschrxx]

He wasn' dreming about soft white snow, but soft white whore, that's why he shot Santa, because he was so pissed off he woke him up!

[LieselDraper]

Poor aunt Gene.

[JackMcLean1994]

jon threw up cous cous :L

[MapleManiac0o]

inb4 everyone on facebook starts sharing this in december.

[mtzandersson]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[MultiPotatoLover]

it took him 11 hours to clear up a murder..... what an amateur

[MrTJK86]

That was disgusting. But funny :]

[DealwithFire80]

i get 5 shots in the back, but i ate some oranges and it was k

[xWattie831x]

@DealwithFire80 The orange jokes are spreading... We're everywhere.

[GUNxCRAZEDxHILLBILLY]

This is great

[kevotaries]

This is his best video

[JesseZomb]

What... Uncle Bob in a.... No I haven't seen him

*hangs up*

WWWWWWHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!

[JerryTheSpartan]

this is better than 240p

[MrMattalo]

Sizzle sizzle

[all1for1me1]

o_O wtf 

[IBAR8]

the best christmas song =) hahahaha =)

[tonybloch]

one a my favorites songs

[Ooorahness]

Hahaha awesome, wish it was actually Santa and see what he would do to the reindeer =P

[begonsatanhelloshamu]

The guy I like showed this to me...... XD 0:43 is the most epic line EVER.

[janytt]

1. pause at 0:00

2. press and hold the left arrow

3. pres the down arrow

[Faesalmajid]

@janytt Very cool



[JeanCarloz1]

It went POW POW POW.

[killzone158]

@JeanCarloz1 and he said what the fuck ow ow ow.

[mrguermo1]

im gonna go christmas carolling with this song

[TheSoloGuy1]

awesome!



[piknictable]

CLASSIC!

[comedyfan4325]

Type in "fast weed rap" for a cool and funny song

[RoxyALI96]

wtf bye bye Santa Claus i didnt like him much anyways!

[CrackedEgg6]

it seems like hes done this before

[tendylicious96]

Im not going to jail for this asshole

[wizardbane]

@tendylicious96 Hell no :b

[cocooneuse]

"Uh Oh O_o" xD

[mike96tm]

that asshole .................. now i know why i didn't get any presents last christmas

[69gm0700]

POW POW POW :DDDD

[Cheche8685]

they should make movie or something with him :D

[TheJesseEagle]

haha oh my fucking god best song and video ever



[TheJunkieBox]

"Son... I have something to tell you."

"What is it, pa?"

"Santa Claus is real... But Jon Lajoie killed him."

[thekingvladimir]

@TheJunkieBox

i am going to tell my kid that

[thekingvladimir]

@TheJunkieBox

i am going to tell my kid that

right after i sing him the birthday sond

[TStrince]

@thekingvladimir and if he thinks your lying show him this video

[quick3st]

Thats why i didnt get any presents this year...now i know.

[yamrpwn]

Trop pissant!!