Idiot riding and crashing his first motorcycle

[karley127]

HAHA is da ein VOLIDIOT der sollte das bike fahren lieber lassen haha idiot!!!!!

[dirtydogdogness]

was he really in the "friction zone"?

[4g63jojo]

prolly wanna learn the basics before you try doin burnouts

[shaun17304]

and thats why you dont put a monkey on a crotch rocket haha...

[cheezerboy]

haha ! learn to have some respect for these machines, there not toys ! and i know hondas love revving, but not on the redline like that !

[IceBlueENT]

tHAT dId NoT hAppEn DID IT?

[ALTRON3]

did they died?

[SquirrelVideos]

To much bike.. To little brains. If your gonna ride a motorcycle, please MSF first.. Other wise, don't even touch one!

[Syngeanc3]

he was wearing the wrong sandles...duh.

[RageGRA]

holy shit that was funny

[SuperPenetration]

*Something camera worthy actually happens* - "Im gonna record my penis."

[TofuProductionCinema]

So did this kid ever get of his coma that his dad put him in, or? ...

[HellishRay]

takin daddys bike....

[robgalbenu]

at least it was a shit car he crashed into...

[Drobium77]

serve him right for tying to show off and do a burnout.

CBR400RR's are low bike and he couldn't even touch the floor??

Should stick to push bikes dude!

[CalcityAirsoft]

1. Film friend on bike.

2. Put camera down as he fails.

3. ????

4. PROFIT!

[tylerleblanc93]

just watched the rest of this vid. absolutly fucking hilarious. idiots.

[tylerleblanc93]

holy fucking burn your clutch.

[gglen46]

you should have recorded the fucking idiots dad kicking the living shit out of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[othagos]

Esse é um Ba-Ba-Ca!

[kevan417]

That looks like bad news all round!

[howardgreenwood]

I that happened. ; )

[bigglyguy]

Dude! You film someone messing around and going nowhere, yet when he really does something dramatic your camera-work goes to shit! We didn't even get to see the damage to the car and bike? Was the guy hurt? You need to go back to camera school, seriously. Sux! But thanks for uploading :)

[BigPimpin56]

hes ok, don't worry, he had his sandals on

[goferjoe1]

idiot of the year!

[EulidACarter]

yes it did happen

[tcg1986]

Yeennn yenn yen yeeeennnnnn, errrrrrkkkk splat splat crackle...epic..."oh shit dude" respect the beast, thats why people wreck, no bike respect.....hope your alrighhht tho

[angelohitman]

0:07 He said that there is no reverse on that thing as if he just found out.

Sad.

[krayzflip]

Oh it happened!

[RiggintheDubVee]

serves him right for mashing the rev limiter on a sweet ass CBR. Dumbass.

[chikilan11]

congratulations!

[Jazzxx]

well the camera man said "do something", thats what he wanted to do i guess =D

[Bronco2manZR]

Well... At least they caught it on camera!

[nazzarran]

Did anyone else here his dad shout at him after he crashed? XD



[dwad1skrubz]

you know this kid is gonna crash when he says "there's no reverse on this".

[MrNathanparker]

dont tell dad haha

[zanuha]

This is why you need to start out young on a 50cc.

[blcook95]

@zanuha im 16 years old, barley 110 pounds, and i started on a 750, this guy is just retarded.

[zanuha]

@blcook95

He's not ''retarded''. He was probably riding for the first time, got distracted and accidentally let go of the brake. You don't become a natural in minutes.

[blcook95]

@zanuha if your not experienced then you shouldnt be trying burnouts, especially face the street where if you screw up you could be hit by a car, or in this case hit your own.

yeah hes retarded.

[zanuha]

@blcook95

That's still just a lack of common sense regarding motorcycling.

[blcook95]

@zanuha "lack of common sense"... "retarded" it all the same

[zanuha]

@blcook95

re·tard·ed definition

Pronunciation: /ri-ˈtärd-əd/

Function: adj

sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development : characterized by mental retardation

common sense

noun

sound practical judgment that is independent of specialized knowledge, training, or the like; normal native intelligence.

[blcook95]

@zanuha great, now use urbandictionary.

[zanuha]

@blcook95

No. You said that a lack of common sense and retardation are synonyms. Also, grow some damn compassion.

[blcook95]

@zanuha cool story, bro! you got time to tell it again!??

[zanuha]

@blcook95

Actually I do, but I won't bother since you are obviously a kid.

[blcook95]

@zanuha UMADBRO?? read every other comment, pretty sure you stand alone

[zanuha]

@blcook95

No, these videos are just filled with assholes.

[blcook95]

@zanuha and your the ONLY one on the comment board that thinks that

[zanuha]

@blcook95

Your point being...?

Empathy, look it up.

[blcook95]

@zanuha putting yourself in ones position, and feeling what they feel.

alright, i feel like a dumbass, ill probably use my head next time im riding a motorcycle.

[midarkmind]

What a dumb fuck! =D

[yfz450911]

what a dipshit

[dallasca]

Stupid little idiot he could barley touch the ground on his tippy toes lol what was hat a 2 stroke 250. try a moped next time douche bag

[SuperMetal07]

he was like weeeee i can do sunts and boom kisses a car

[KillaBeast2011]

that is why mex never drive bikes

[moi579]

Bahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaha­haaaaaaa what a fucking wanker babahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa pmsl i actually pissed myself hahahahahahhahaa theres no reverse on this thing

[Zjeb997]

- Dad, what happened? I thought that I know how to ride this bike. I saw it on youtube...

- Don't call me "dad"! You're not my son, you idiot...

[JBZSTFC]

At least the car stopped him from running over all and sundry

[wootsilot]

@JBZSTFC at least the car stopped him from running over his moms garden. cuz then shit would really go down.

[minideto]

IDIOT!!!!!!!

[toilet112]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! WHAT A FUCKIN IDIOT BAHAHHHHAHAAAHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHA­AAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA­HAHHAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA

[Watchwhatusay1]

nice flipflops

[multiphilkill]

it´s better he buys a new bike....he couldn´t give his feet to the ground at the old one ;)

[mrburger57]

Thumbs up if u was thinking before the crash, please fall off :)

[hanzamu123]

wakawkwakwkakawkwakwa

good good good stupid

[killonji]

u no what i hate, when the camerman fuck up the scene u want to see all the time. hope dudes ok

[PInk77W1]

people learn on a 50cc dirt bike..... PLEASEEEEEEEE

[thesiknik]

why would you upload a video that is already on youtube, plus you have completly made up the title, literaly you just thought in your head 'yea this is his first bike' fucking bollocks video title - anus uploader!

[MrSh12581]

haha idiot

[Nefelisdiardi]

Is it just me or did that "bike" sound exactly like a sewing machine?

[thesiknik]

@Nefelisdiardi its a 400cc inline 4 carbourated internal combustion engine, not a 100kw electric sewing machine, must just be you!

[68442442]

Dum ass!!!!

[drdr64f]

why would you want to do that to your machine in the first place?! it is BAD BAD BAD for every single part of it. PEOPLE! LISTEN! DO NOT AGONIZE YOUR MOTORBIKE! be nice to it and it will be nice to you too.

[flyhelo60L]

lmfao....What a DoucheBAG!!!



[kwaker400]

and a little wee cbr goes fuck off... SHIT!

[daveloNL]

SWEET do it again :D

[82688268at]

lol ya that just happened



[kerkie1]

Mwaaaahh.. again, again, please do it again !!!

some people shoud never own a bike.

[fjoesnisse]

kids

[cooktenstein]

LOL!!!



[anjohnel]

Raider check...

No protection check...

No skill check...

No brain check...

Ignition on...

Ok Safety test ready to go...

Boom... ooops break not check...

Test result = Stupid

[TheMrJEETZ]

@anjohnel lol....



[CmoreBuhts]

@anjohnel Diagnosis check: Fail

[hejjagedu]

@anjohnel I love how you call others stupid, while failing to spell basic words

[anjohnel]

@hejjagedu Lucky for you your good in english

[Swagstylaz]

@anjohnel haha true bro

[WizzRacing]

You could at least point the damn camera at him. I don't need to see you're feet!

[MrGpjl]

the words "stupid" and "bollock head" spring to mind

[SalamiObi]

learn how to film you stupid cunt

[NoMoreMJCVI]

Oooops!

[oaklanda2]

Yes, it DID happen.

[760coolguy]

no shit it happened .........

[enjoy9109]

" Owwww shit" =))))

[tubewearwolf]

you know its going to be bad when he says... "there's no reverse on this!" get a gold wing dick bag! and i'd start looking at 4 wheels! interesting bike though, not many genuine australia delivered baby blades are out there any more, mostly jap imports

[innertransporter]

I LOVE IT! Even though its was filmed with a calculator

[MrKinghuman]

YESSSSSSSSS. that was awsome. did you hit a car too?? even better

[nap130mule904]

@MrKinghuman your a complete idiot. Thats not awsome that stupid. Take a riders course first and always wear a helmet and safety gear. Dont fall under peer pressure to do the wrong thing like that. If that was your dads bike you should be ashamed of reuning and not giving any respect to a quality machine of that type. Think before you act and always use risk assessment. Your making all us bike riders look like idiots because of your lacking decisions. Thanks take it to heart

[MrKinghuman]

@nap130mule904 it was meant to be sarcastic you fucking moron. Look at the content of the video and try to squeeze your tiny brain into seeing that the comment was an obvious joke. Don't go around calling people idiots when you have the IQ of a girbil. I can take criticism when it makes sense, but when its by computer ninjas such as yourself I take it personal. DO NOT REPLY cause ill ignore you just like your daddy did you fucking mongoloid

[WestMidlandAirsoft]

@MrKinghuman *gerbil

[MrKinghuman]

@WestMidlandAirsoft tx for the spell check

[stickydizzler]

That bike sounds electric ffs.

[MrMacaoidh]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YA FANNY !!!!!

[MongooseFreeRider]

The dumb cunt doesnt even know theres no reverse on a bike 

[freefriday]

you have lost.....that right there is the definition of GAME OVER

[lollypopkyd]

Got what he deserved. Complete moron.

[bo5061]

dam is the bike ok?

[bravo3g]

Dammit, what happened to him?

[XxmochomoxX]

lol

[J3TPILOT1991]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHAHHA

[XEirexX]

Wanker

[SuperUqon]

idiot

[speedymcfastpants]

o yes that did happen!!

[anthonyskibbles]

haha dad u better hide ur keys and lock up ur bike the next time

[KnoxtheMD]

lol



[manuel1l]

LMAO !!!!

[smokedy0u]

his dad is pissed off now..



[TheXyem]

Even if ur're a pro in riding bike why the hell would you do the wheel turn on itself at high speed then release brake ??? dude get real

[MudDNo]

wtf just happened? newbies trying to do that on a first time ride?

[Taxminia0311]

yes the dumbass just crash that good for his ass for trying to show off you fuck head lolololo lets see it again jackass chink lololo

[tanker0wnz]

what a dickhead

[ApexIXMR]

What.  A. Fail.

[MrLokee71]

Stick to your bicycle!

[ALLERTORLOVER69]

lol that sound was funny. like droping a bag of bricks of a 3 story building

[haloplayerhater]

Why do you move the camera away from the action? Fuckin noob as the "rider".

[poorlyxeroxed]

"there's no reverse on this"

stop right there

[apahallumat48]

USELESS FRIEND

[tundracam]

hahaha. What a fucken pendeho... Lmao

[PATBATify]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT

[wesiam88]

It wasn't his, it was his dads. Damn vid jackers

[DeborahMelano]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOL U DUMBSHIT!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOL!!! XDD I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[StormHornet56]

"Your dad's gonna be so pissed..."

I will assume this is the rider's father's bike because he has no helmet and sandals on. He obviously has little to no experience with motorcycles.

[GodschildJCE]

I think he was just enjoying that vibrating at 00:39

[PanchoTadura]

Use rear brakes you fucking retard

[JohnDPearson90]

oh shit we are not supposed to do this, fuck he just crashed his dads bike into his dads car, should i help him, fuck his dads outside, hide the camera

[jdoud85]

lmao. wear shoes next time

[Serkix]

Whose car? lol

[zR750gUY]

It's like giving a 3yr old a combat knife.

[smirch]

Was that dipshit wearing slippers?! What a fucking joke.

[KamakazeeFatty]

Why yes, yes it did just happen in fact.

[vincwie]

his dad's gonna be mad

[Irish92King]

You definetly don't deserve a beautiful example of a CBR 250 like that. No wonder all the examples i see are wrecked. If I had a classic sports like that I'd treat it like a fucking god

[azzaboy2012]

@Irish92King looks like a fzr, it doesnt have the 2 round brake lights found on cbr's

[Irish92King]

@azzaboy2012 Ah I didn't notice that, my bad :O

[MrJimmyjam24]

"your dads gonna be pissed off at you"... LOL

[Serkix]

@MrJimmyjam24 and that was before the crash lmao

[TalkingToPlants]

Why am I watching these videos? They are making me mad.

[dimma78]

@TalkingToPlants there funny

[CarpMagic95]

@TalkingToPlants yeah hehehe im at that wierd part of youtube again, the latest phase because is this filmed using a potato didnt get anywhere did it.

[LulzMania1]

is it wrong that i masturbated to his impending punishment for being a spoilt cunt?

[thomascolin12]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL what a fucking retard ahahah id probably do the same shit though but since i didnt its funny..

[XxCyclonesxX]

ur correct, it didnt happen! it was all a dream :D

[shelton123ful]

ahaahahhahahahahahahhahaah dumb ass ahahaha that did not happen did it lmao

[DCTHEOFFICIALHITMAN]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL~Slip-slops , shorts & a T-shit on a Street Bike!?!?!.~ LMAO! Stupid kid, he forgot RULE NO1. ~ YOU CAN RIDE THROUGH A CAR XD & RULE NO 2 ~ WEAR YOUR LEATHERS!! XD

[mrcoradoor]

Hey dumb ass I know it didn't cause the wreck but don't wear flip flops on a motorcycle. 

[ansoldaten]

натуральный придурок!!!

[bagpopuk]

No protection, no skill, no respect, no brain!

No sympathy.

[supatoker420]

@bagpopuk wisdom

[MrUrnameis]

@bagpopuk Nice, so you can do a burnout, but have no idea on how to stop the bike?

It's always good to have your priorities in order ;-).

[zolja95]

@bagpopuk u forgot to write NO LIFE!

[bagpopuk]

@zolja95 Heh heh, you're right, and that probably happened when his dad came home!

[jboozey1]

thats fuckin hilarious!

[shadowxps]

No helmet, t shit, shorts, and flip flops. You are the epitome of a squid.

[ILoveClubMixes]

no helmet=idiot.

[ryanathan2]

No, it was your imagination

[Harleyman440]

What a stupid moron...lmao

[Nskawtea1]

Squid

[CanYouFeelTheRythym]

his own father called him a prick. funny shit,

dad:" WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

dad:"YOU PRICK,WHY DON'T YOU DIE, LOOK!!" literal translation.

haha funny shieet.

[MrNabatchikov]

идиот ебанный

[FastZrider]

lol first mistake, having no brains, second, never learning how to ride a bike. hope he got his ass kicked for this.

[LosMt2]

i was waiting for the POP when we was ripping the throttle, the crash will do. lesson for EVERYONE, stay off a sportbike if you cant handle a bike

[fromdad]

What is the meaning revving a machine like this? Will it proof what a good driver you are?

[Lycian]

Oh ya, that just happened.

[magnusconsul]

Stupid guys being stupid, fucked up a great bike, no respect for some one else's hard earned property, hope they pay for it all and get their asses kicked,

[froschmitmaske1975]

"NOICE!" ram your noice up yer ass youre shit and you now it.

[Maljanus]

your dad gonne be pissed of at ya. And that before he breaks it ROFL

[sbkarmen]

fucking gooks!



[cispap]

Dumbass

[GnarlyNastyVids]

Yea, it did happen butt sniffer