Have I Got News For You - Brian's best bit

[Sandheaver]

PETROL! WE'RE RUNNING OUT!

[gaelicviking]

Instead of the ding-ding and alarm light going on in my car when I start running out of gas, I want the light to go on and a loud voice shouting at me "PETROL: WE'RE RUNNING OUT!"

[Kingpin1880]

I've watched a million YouTube clips by now... and none crack me up as much as the ones featuring this man.

"The newspapers have been doing their bit to calm motorists with headlines like: PETROL: WE'RE RUNNING OUT!"

*cracks like a cream egg*

[DanDiatomic92]

As a Scot i find this offensive. I put 6 quid in !!!!! Nah only joking i can't fucking drive :D

[Dendiol]

The Daily Mail should always be read in this voice! IMMIGRANTS, PETROL!

[mrspivvy]

about time they had him back I think. just brilliant.

[PoppaBoogaloo]

King of the Hawkmen Brian Blessed. "DYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEEE!­!!!" That is all.

[TheGamer1661]

@metalcock SCRAMBLED

[MetalCock100]

How do you want your eggs Brian?

[RyanGiggsOBE]

brian blessed should read the headlines at the start of the news

[englishguy2010]

It's King Richard IIII from Blackadder!

"EDNA?? FIGHT YE WITH US ON THE MORROW?"

[pupplepeak]

You can watch this man for all of forty-two (?!) seconds and understand why everyone loves him!

[LJDee91]

Legend.

[Gimm1ck]

SSSSSCCCCCRRRRAAAAMMMMBBBBBBLL­LLLEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[fnatte0]

IM MAKING A JAM SANDWICH!

[Crumplepunch]

@fnatte0 A HAM SANDWICH?

[armandsdamanhoo]

press 9 for a crazy face

[Cptjubjub]

EYE'MM BREYEAN BLESSED!!!

[raverdeath100]

Chuck Norris just wet his pants...

[LPCrusader1025]

Did somebody order a LARGE HAM!?!?

[MonkeysGreen]

Brian blessed, a true legend

[Gamepopper101]

Oh Brian Blessed, if they take you to a mental hospital there will be 1000 people to break you out because the world will be very boring if we didn't.

[mgblue]

i've loved this man since i was a kid

[Porterjoh]

PETROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

[askorath]

DO YOU HAVE ANY JAM SANDWICHES!?!?

[Strokemyturtle]

SCRAAAAAMBLED!

[Anynom]

Actually, I think his best bit is when he's talking about Gordon Brown's chances, how some think he's a dead duck but he believes..."GORDON'S ALIVE!"

[Thisshitisfuckedup]

He is truly a Dovahkiin.

[bicycledealer1]

Ah, fuckin' national treasure! Love him :-D

[MrDobbyRocks]

Brian should read the News in the mornings. It would wake everyone up.

[eljaco88]

I wish this guy was my dad. He can break cancer to someone, and make them laugh...

[AgentMcgeek]

@eljaco88 Do you mean to say that your dad told you that you had cancer and it annoyed you that It wasn't funny?

[eljaco88]

@AgentMcgeek No I didn't. That was kinda a dangerous remark you made there, what if you said that to someone that actually had cancer...

[nERVEcenter117]

Oh my god, it's Professor Grizwold.

[Undadawg87]

I'd claim to be hard of hearing just so he can shout at me.

[bendabanga]

I want him to read the breakfast news.

[OrchestraOfWolves46]

I wish I had his voice.

[MaxZorin2099]

Gordon's alive!

[DarknessLPs]

Anyone else come here after listening to the YogPod by Simon and Lewis of the Yogscast(bluexephos on youtube)?

[bennyboyjones]

@DarknessLPs Yogpod? Yogscast? What the fuck is that?

[DarknessLPs]

@bennyboyjones they are the most subscribed minecraft channel on youtube under the username 'bluexephos'. For a bit of humor look up youtube: yogscast scrambled on google and watch the first result.

[gratex]

why is this the best bit man? such crap taste you have, or perhaps I'm bored of the cheap scotsman jokes. the best bit for me was the "you're gay????" bit, by far.

[foleyp1976]

he's brilliant

[SAMagic]

I WISH I could have every newspaper title read out in Brian Blessed's voice every day.

[GusF]

I'd love to see Brian Blessed yelling these things in the middle of Trafalgar Square just to see people's reactions.

[DubFawx]

The Turd Story was by far the best bit.. But yes. This whole fucking episode was the best ever. xD

[hestheman929]

Archbishop Brian Blessed. That is all.

[binarynightmare]

@hestheman929

God-Emperor of Mankind Brain Blessed.

THAT is all.

[Twowings2fly]

@hestheman929 Prime Minister Brian Blessed. That is all.

[jfcwtfusernames]

@hestheman929 that would get me in a church

[Thrawn83]

The title's a lie! The entire episode was the best bit. :-)