Vampire Jesus

[poplpop1]

That's making fun of Jesus u no

P.S. u can possibly go 2 hell 4 that

[Armonis]

Giggled at the hissing.

[14sierramist]

0:29 - 0:31 you can see the hand in hand in the Jesus puppet... or he just has one very large p***s

[saidivhs]

did anyone esle laugh alot when he yell out JESUS CHRST

[jcards94]

these videos are so meh its not even funny

[broncotv]

@jcards94 that may be the worst attempt at a hyperbole we've ever seen...

[MrRjbeltran]

Not a funny Video. This is Blasphemy

[kmelchert]

It's not out yet ;(

[bumblepikez]

right when it whispered oh my god i whispered oh my god lol

[bumblepikez]

hhhhheeeeehhhhh!?

[CommanderKylins]

Rawr. So he drank his own blood with the doll I saw he was holding?

[cerealkiller1124]

Beware the vampire Jesus. He gave his blood for you and now he wants it back!

[FishToTheBob]

"You drink his blood every Sunday.."

[TheGackthyde]

Here comes angry emails from all of the religion cooks.

[ZehResende]

that's so idiot.

but funny.

"You drink his blood every sunday. This summer he's come for yours"

[lonewolfadam11]

wait when jesus poped up i think i seen the guys arm

[NecroFornication]

Love it!

[lookalooey]

Vampire Jesus: Holy water? yeah right..

[stellybellyboo]

Vampire Jesus: Showing him a crucifix only make him harder.

[lita313]

Oh God, I needed that laugh.

[popopopo5445]

epic

[ArmyAng3l]

JESUS CHRIST!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[LimeGreenWolf]

xD that's hilarious

[ThegrijzeJager]

"OMG"

Yes, it is: omg.

[Vanessacabesa]

Now in the next installment play a creepy Freddy Kruger version of 'jesus loves the little children'...while he is prowling the streets at night....AMAZING video! ...*oh my god*

[maisouii]

@Vanessacabesa Lol, this is a fab suggestion. I hope they do it. Cheers!

[Maltemackmannen]

LOL!!!

[bentendler]

"jesus cruies (dont know how to spell it im jewish) alalalalallalaaa....." awsome!

b.t.

[popopopo5445]

@bentendler i think its crist, but i suck at spelling

[popopopo5445]

@bentendler ment  christ sorry

[Shihazriah]

All this makes me think of is a bad indy film from Canada called 'Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter'. I kid you not. I got it for like 12 bucks on amazon.

[YouKnowItzTTime81]

@Shihazriah it made me think of the movie 2,im bout 2 download it off of thepiratebay(.)org

[Oskar930913]

oh lol

[sindri69]

HAHAHAHA !

[wowrulerlvl70]

#LOL

[napster4241]

hahaha he would be impossible to kill! HE KEEPS COMING BACK!!!

[Michaelmop]

@hlaaluhouse I'll rape him with my toothpick.

[kikozup]

XD best bronco is best XD

[Sayakosuncaster]

hahaha <3 whats next a hanibal parody with jesus ? :P

[NeroXDemon]

lol

[Prohunter93]

hope he wont eat us too D:

[halfdragonhal]

hope he cant sparkle

[Maelstrom787]

Finally, a vampire movie that doesn't involve shirtless guys turning into wolves.

[skiisgood]

@Maelstrom787 i agree

[Michaelmop]

@Maelstrom787 Rofl, Twilight trauma?

[Wuzzup222]

Perfect scream is perfect. x3

0:28 - 0:29

[pey10con]

"JESUS CHRIST!"

[Gundude5]

LOL xDDD

[TheGrayFish]

Vampire Jesus: Even if you stab him in the heart, he'll still come back three days later!

[spainly]

He's thirsty...and not for wine...

[randomhoochie]

Just bought my midnight tickets online! Cant wait to see this in theatres :P Love the vid once again

[venom66656]

hes come to send you to heven....BY FORCE!