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  • am i the only one hearing the cartoonish slipping sound at 0:12?

  • is it just me or does this guy remind u of peter griffin from family guy lol

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  • I have a teacher I hate that looks like him and everytime i am angry i just imagine him getting the same treatment. this scene always cracks me up the way he dies is hilarious

  • I have always loved thye sound effects at :13 lol

  • @MrGrorg LOL! if never seen heard that before! haha if seen the movie atleast a 100 times :P such a cartoony slipsound :D

  • books way better he gets his guts ripped out

  • That dinosaur has complete disregard for his saturated fat intake

  • i was out side and i heard an owl i ran back inside as fast as possible....

  • 1:29

    hmmm he got a lot of meat

  • dinosaur gettin funky with a nerd lol

  • Didn't he do something like this in a seinfeld episode?

  • Did he die? ... just because he screamed doesn't mean death ...right? (o_o)

  • @you1w he didn't die the dinasaur just made him his bitch.at the end of the movie it's implied that they had several baby dinasaurs together. There's actually an entire movie that elaborates on the situation. It's a romantic comedy set in new york.

  • @JJJinXXX LMAO. I knew it! 

  • @you1w yes, cause when you seen the movie, the tour guid in the car said when it spits venom on the prey, (f.e. Dennis nedry), it cause blindness and paralyzes.

    i believe that there was one on the outside, and one in the car that killed him.

    as you seen in the shawdows inside the car, you can see he got mauled in the face by the dinosaur.

  • @you1w He did die. In the movie it gets more graphic. he's holding his guts before he is killed.

  • This part used to haunt me the most as a child!

  • "Dodgson, Dodgson... we got Dodgson here!"

  • Helloow NNNnewman

  • I covered my eyes at this part. I was 6 when it came out, and it scared me !! :))) LOL

  • WTF

    IS DIS REAL?

  • @leemailme Yes, it is real. A film company called Universal really invested in millions of dollars to build a time machine so as to bring a pair of Dilophosaurs back from the early Jurassic and place them in a forest with Wayne Knight acting out his lines. Needless to say, it's *very* convincing.

  • @CountTentacula It's just a joke...Look up "WTF IS DIS REAL" on Google image search for some lols.

  • @leemailme Hehe, I didn't know it was a joke.  I actually thought you were being serious. Even so, I didn't know it at the time; I myself was trying to crack a joke.

    Well played. I just looked it up.

  • @CountTentacula how'd they train them

  • @leemailme

    YA

  • this part scared me as a kid lol nedry's death is way more graphic in the book too

  • sound effect fail @ 0:12 Wtf were they thinking....

  • man this is one of the best and in my opion scarist sences in the film it scared me as a kid and it still scares me now 15 years later

  • You know, Jurassic park is like the BEST MOVIE in the world but The dilophosaur is wrong. It is 10 ft tall and the crest doesnt like pop up like at 2:23

  • @Skyguy243

    Cuz I think it's a juvenile.

    Tho soft material stuff like the frill doesn't actually show up in fossils so nobody really knows. Maybe it's cuz of how they filled the DNA gaps with other creatures.

  • @Skyguy243 it was a juvie. Nedry says he's thankful it's not one of his big brothers (or sisters rather)

  • Dinosaur: "Hello, Newman!"

  • i don't trust what any scientist says, I'm someone that can only believe something that they can actually prove

  • KARMA BITCH!!!!!!

  • Note to self: When being attacked by a dinosaur with your jeep as your last resort refuge, remember to close the OTHER door.

  • 2:21

    Alway scared me when I was a kid

  • @eddievaliant1 this part of the movie still scares me

  • 2:57 is my favorite part

  • so is the Dilophosaurus now stuck in the jeep?

  • @htomsirveaux42 Lol, better question is how it even got in the jeep...Nedry only opened one door too get out. And you don't hear it bust through the other door.

  • woah that should be one hell of a meal for the dinosaur

  • 1:07

    cutie...<3 :)

  • Thats why in the movie when the people are riding in the cars and there first dinosaur was this one, the dilophosaurus. They said at one time they though it was friendly and a herbivore. Then they said it was a bi polar dino and is poisonous. That goo is supposed to temporarily blind its prey so it can kill it.

  • brrrrrrrrrrro?

    Fucking cute!

  • Take that fat basterd and what was that goo shit or cum

  • @supahdupahx

    Actually it was the dinoasaur's saliva which injured Nedry.

  • Aren't you able to keep your cam immobile? -_-'

  • i kinda feel bad for him

  • I can't stand Nedry. He's an idiot. He steals some embryos, shuts down the system at the computer room, then steals a Jeep just for some meeting at the East Dock, and finally, he's dead!

  • @hephaestossux Nedry actually was only turning the system off for a brief moment so he could leave the park to give the embryos to some contact on the boat then return to restore the power. He just didn't count on the weather sending him off course. He also didn't suspect anything could've happened in 15 minutes.

  • @hephaestossux

    Yeah, in the fictional world it's his fault one of the coolest things wouldn't be fulfilled!

  • you mean dennis nerdy! :P

  • I just love this!

    Check out my interview with Wayne!

  • en la pura pancita le mordio

  • Way to ruin a "scary" movie @ 0:13

  • Nedry gets owned... AS LUNCH XD!!!

  • They call him a cleaner, he makes problems go away.

  • I never understood how it got into his car if the other door was closed.

  • @Dmasterman another one got in when he was down the hill, probably. or it hopped over him when he fell over.

  • @RaWrZzZz Two juvenile Dilo's? I think they meant for it to come in through the other door, but it was closed. Besides, why would it decide to stop hunting Nedry and go into the Car.

  • @Dmasterman well, the answer is so simple! its a horror film, its a mystery land where logic is null and void :D LOL

  • @RaWrZzZz Or they merely forgot to imply some sort of logic. ;/

  • Maybe if he weren't so fat he would've lived xD

  • in the book it eplains that dilophosaurus is poisinous

  • all he would need to do is to jump on the thing and he would kill him! so simple!

  • best scene in the movie!!!!!

  • The part when he tries to play fetch with it always makes me lol

  • @JakeLL Stick! Stick stupid!

  • half dog half dinosaur this is the best part out of the whole movie

  • Fat Fuck! Jesus Christ!

  • I love that part where he looks and says, "Thuh...*smile* Oh, that's nice.."

    XD

  • i am scared of my window and my car

  • in the book he gets killed by a real sized dilophosaurus 10ft tall baby i love the book so much there r such good moments chainged, switched i hope jp4 is a remake of JP that is true to the book it would out gross avatar! lol it will never happen tho!

  • Seriously, Nerdy is a fucking idiot. That's like getting killed by an average-sized dog. Come on, man...

  • BY FAR, one of the most easilly enjoyable characters of all Cinema History!

    god bless you Dennis!

  • Did you guys know, that when Dilophosaurus was featured in Jurassic Park, the pet trade for the Australian frill-necked lizard increased in huge levels for a time?

  • Very cute til' she eats nedry

  • xoxodancingbowxoxo she's still cute lol.

  • The whole movie is a disaster compared with the book. Characters were changed, scenes changed - like this! Original it should be:

    "Nedry fell to the ground and landed on something scaly and cold, it was the animal's foot, and then there was a new pain on both sides of his head. The pain grew worse, and he was lifted to his feet he knew the dinosaur had his head in its jaws, ..." - Everybody can read it in the book and the book was the first, not the movie ...

  • Well yeah, you are right but books and movies are often actually pretty different sometimes :O

  • You forgot the part where Nedry reached down blindly to touch the ragged edge of his shirt and then, a thick slippery mass that was surprisingly warm and with horror, he suddenly knew he was holding his own intestines in his hands. The dinosaur had torn him open. His guts had fallen out. If they had shown that, this film would have been rated R instead of PG-13. Just my two cents.

  • yep, thats where "Expanding your Audiences" (no gore, and little kids) bites the film industry in the ass.

  • For such a small size, the Dilo got a nice sized meal in this haha.

  • In reality, Dilophosaurus was NOT that small. It was actually quite large compared to a human, without having the venom or neck frill.

  • @SSM1911 I know.

  • @SSM1911 This was just a baby.

  • Why didNedry call the Dilophosaurus a boy?Wasn't the Dilophosaurus a girl?

  • He was software engineer not geneticist.

  • I love that noise it makes before you actually see the Dilophosaurus. It's such a cute squeaky noise.

  • 74sowen i know, the Dilophosaurus is very cute xD very cute noises :) .

  • lol that character was a dumb ass

    hey let's do something that can maby make me get a promotion or get me killed along with the rest of humanity possibly

    it's worth a shot

    what were they thinkin when they made the movie? any difrent accident would have been better XD

  • hey bro he did it for 2 million USD.

  • lol no i meant the character not the actor

    the actor's an awesome comedian

    and well who can complain XD

    who wouldn't?

  • What's that mud at the end of this video

  • the gillette can with the embryos

  • Seeing as he's a gentleman of sizable proportions I'd assume it's a digested extra large chocolate frosty.

  • 2.21 i love him

  • 2:21 - "Hello, Newman."

  • The dilophosaurus gets mad at 2:21

  • It's not a nice dinosaur. It just didn't want to spray yet.

  • There's this hilarious slipping sound if you listen carefully at 0:13 :D

  • @MakeEmLaughFilms I searched for this video just so I could see that part with the slipping sound!! It is just as funny as his laugh when Dodgson shows him the shaving cream can at the beginning.

  • yeah i know! thats cracked me up for years! i dont know if it was intentional or not, but its so hysterical!! its like cartoonish when he slips and you here the banana peal slip noise.

  • @MakeEmLaughFilms it sounds like a cartoon

  • @MakeEmLaughFilms I noticed that too many years ago. Laughed my ass off.

  • @MakeEmLaughFilms The sound is actually the wire coming out of the whinch on the front of the jeep.... Still funny though

  • @MakeEmLaughFilms

    YES! thats the best noise ever! i hope they just put that in for fun! LMFAO XD

  • @MakeEmLaughFilms I always thought that too as a kid, but I'm pretty sure it's actually the cord he's holding making that sound. He slips and pulls the cord out really fast.

  • dilophasaurous sounds and just seems very cute till it eats him lol . might watch this film in a bit.

  • 2:35-Youch!

  • he was like with tree look im over here look and he look now im over here he look and he runs now im behide you play with me now

  • HELLO NEWMAN

  • HELLO JERRY

  • I watched this movie when i was four... this didn´t scare me! My mother jumped with fear, but i was in the couach. I laughed, because he says "I have no food with me..." and then, he is eaten! It´s ironic! Thanks for posting!

  • HEY,NEWMAN: You got extincted!

  • he dose know hes the food rigth?

  • "You want food?" You ARE food!

  • This exact clip gave me nightmares for about a year! I used to have glow in the dark Jurassic Park stickers on the beam above my bed. I just remembered them! Strange thing to put above a child's bed! I was about 7 years old.

  • @sailhobiecat the scene itself was okay when i was younger- but the dilophasaurous (frilly dinosaur) that really creeped me out. more specifically the part where its in the car with nedry. it looked so real and i just got terrified.

  • aww the Dilophosaurus is adorable :D

    "Stick stupid!" XD lol

  • dragonbooosterluver i agree just the sounds it makes and it looks oddly cute .. till it eats him .

  • well apprantly all the dinos were clones of old dinos mixed with some modern animals

    diliphosaurus is a mixture of the original dinosaur, a frilled lizard, and a spitting cobra in the movie

  • not correct at all. read the book. they say in it that they had no idea that the dilophosaurs were poisonous until they spit on several workers and blinded them. and the frill was more than likely a display used for mating, much like today's frilled lizards. i highly doubt, if this were real, that the frill was simply caused by DNA from todays frilled lizard being mixed in with the dinosaur's DNA.

  • dilophosaurs cant shoot poison and there like 7 feet tall and they dont have frills so they probably are mixed in with different reptiles

  • first of all, you're wrong again. dilophosaurus was commonly 10 feet tall. it's impossible to know whether or not they could spit poison. they very clearly had the crests on their heads and in the ground surrounding dilo fossils there has been imprints of where frills were. do your research before you try to sound smart.

  • okay first of all you dont act like a smart ass cause your not

    second my friend told me this

    third quit being a know it all nerd

    and finally you dont have to act rude just because someone got the wrong info okay fuckass

  • "been imprints of where frills were"

    that is false

    the discoverer of Dilophosaurus witherii himself even said that the skeletal structure of Dilophosaurus would make it impossible to spread a frill. I know my sources, I'm studying so I can go into Paleontology someday, so back off pal.

  • Dilo was 20 ft long and not 10 ft tall, T. rex was about 16 ft at the hips and Allosaurus was about 13 at the hips. Both Allo and T. rex towered over a full grown Dilo, so 7 ft tall is more like it.

  • Does this help? :

    Incorrectly regarded as goofs: Many of the animals are depicted inaccurately, but this can be explained within the storyline - the InGen scientists have made mistakes or deliberate alterations to the species they cloned. They combined Velociraptor with Deinonychus, made Dilophosaurus a dwarf, and gave Brachiosaurus a chewing ability.

  • 0:13 funny slipping sound

  • super cool.

  • oh the camera wasn't shaking... okay, EMP blast i suppose? or maybe your TV was shaking?

  • I always wondered how the Dilophosaurus was able to get into the car...unless it was as smart as the raptors to open the door. but the movie never says that Dilophosaurus was smart...

  • the drivers door was open

  • But Nedry only opened HIS door, which was the drivers door. Dilophosaurus came in from the OTHER door...

    Dilophosaurus in the movie must be the most powerful dino. It has an extra frill, can spit poison, and can go through walls...=)

    But well, movies are movies. those who are not main characters in monster films usually get eaten up too, so we could have guessed that Dennis Nedry wont survive...

  • well he probably sneaked in the driver door while he was on the ground and dil hid and when he came in the car he attacked so he couldnt escape quick enough

  • I thought it just stuck its head through the window on the other side...

  • maybe it just broke it down or maybe another one came through the window?

  • 0:13 comedic slipping sound

    "Stick stupid!"

    "Well no wonder your extinct!"

    "I'm going to run you over when I come back down."

    EE HAHA, HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This scene is so frickin memorable, and the title is full of win.

  • 1:20

    Hello Newman...

  • No! Not Newman!!!

  • wayne knight is my favoroutie actor this scene is classic probably one of the best movie scenes ever this scene scared the shit out of me when i was younger i thought it was much scarier then the t rex or the raptors but actully dennis shut down the whole park except the raptors pen it was only when ray samuel.L. jackson rebooted the system it shut down the raptors pen and then they had to turn it from the shed but because of dennis only the lawyer was eaten and no one really liked him

  • aussie guy got eaten by raptors!!

  • they killed newman!!

  • Knight's screaming is hilarious.

  • That scream he does... it sounds the same almost every time.

  • Its the CHIKKA CHIKKA MONSTER

  • "No wonder you're extinct!"

  • in the book the dinosaur clawed out his intestines while he was blinded

  • 2:41 was funny as hell!

  • camera is shaking

  • im gonna run you over when i get back down!

    lmao

  • i'm surprised it could fit his mouth around nedry.

  • Hey! Al Franken!

  • The dilophosaurus had the best meal in the movie. Just a little bit of Wayne Knight will keep you full for hours.

  • hahaha muy buena esa parte

  • I read that the "venom" hit parts of Wayne Knight's hair, and the parts it hit actually dyed them purple. :P

    By the way, everyone, the Dilophosaurus in this film is not like the real Dilophosaurus: The real one was taller than the average human, and did not have a frill nor the ability to spit venom.

  • Remember, these things were mixed with Lizards, frogs and such's DNA... And, In the 3rd Movie, Dr. Grant says that they're "Theme Park Monsters" so, they could've been modified to be more thrilling to the visitors.

  • Well, what would be the appeal of a two foot tall dinosaur that could spray venom at the visitors? :P

  • Who knows? :P

  • You've just killed a little bit of my childhood right there. Been looking it up and it seems it was 'creative license'. :(

  • 2:41 LMAO

  • 0:12 LOL

  • 2:08

    who says you get to leave

  • Dilophosaurus are so cool!!!

  • and i dont understand a word you said hahahaha

  • i remember when i saw this when i was 4 when i saw the part the dino showed up in the jeep im all like how on earth did it get there?

  • 3:01 rape lool xD