Scrubs 'Senile Old Racist'

[penguinswithswords]

James came last

[HopefulEmilyx3]

@steelflame1 You need to grow up. It's a TV show script, talking about immigrants isn't the end of the world..

[74uki]

james lost :D

[113Robinho]

Because they Durka Dur.

[grasspie]

You do realise this is a tv show?

[steelflame1]

@grasspie You do realise this is propaganda in the guise of comedy ?

[asgardlegacy]

@steelflame1 wow, this joke totally convinced me immigrants are evil jobstealers...

o noes, the propaganda-hidden-as-comedy is working!

[steelflame1]

First of all nobody says "stealing "ALL" of our jobs", just taking jobs. Second of all does "jd" know what the policy on immigrants is in israel ?

[chinnythewarrior]

@steelflame1 This is a tv show you fucking imbicile, take a joke.

[steelflame1]

@chinnythewarrior Yeah a show that obviously has writers who disguise propaganda with comedy. This has been going on for years and yet you call me the imbicile.

[bjj4ever86]

i wonder if it's really possible to be senile and a racist at the same time. lol

[hardwirecars]

@bjj4ever86 my grandma was senile and said racist things but she really loved every one *(she grew up in thows times is why she did it)

[Drawnsbyme]

Stealing allll of our jobs ^^...

[narutospocky]

ahh what did i ever do before Scrubs came out?

[SirDakkalot]

@narutospocky You accomplished things and were a respectable human being, most likely.

[Lunkaren]

I don't have TIME!... mr Bursec.

[paddyss1]

JD is always repeating a part of every sentence, you know, every sentence.

[rockettransam911]

1:51 the best part Lmfaooo

[inuyasha9454]

bob kelso in three words

[gregermeister5]

I wish people would stop giving thumbs up to comments that are just quotes from the video, they're like spoilers. STOP IT!

[vortigaunt911]

"Quote from the video."

VOTE ME UP, GUYS

[Badkitten94]

@vortigaunt911 dun wanna :(

[KesserCFC4eva]

"Seeing as 'I' admitted her"

"and "OYE" treated her last night..."

hahahaha XD

[Cheesetard27]

Press 2 for epic diving!

[MrImjewish]

1:52.... priceless

[38dedo]

They took our joooooobs!

Took our jeeerrbbss!

[89sweetsweet]

@38dedo they teken eerr jjjeerrrbbbsss!

[Bugsy99]

@38dedo derk da derrrr!!!!!!

[Zoopyjoe]

Nurses muffin basket...

[lucyb812]

Stealing all of our jobs-JD

hahaahhha

[black9612wolf]

XDD english version is much better than the german :D

[Lunkaren]

@black9612wolf Welcome to the internet!

[RazeBlader18]

30 people smell like an obese man's twosie. LOL!

[mikeA7X4ever]

scrubs videos are perfect for deaf people, just watch it and read the top comments

[Pepper9873]

@mikeA7X4ever Much better than the transcribe audio option on the video.

[iwantablackparade]

"After four years here I'm finally comfortable helping myself to the nurses muffin basket. *bites muffins several times* mmMmm! Blueberrycrancarrotszucchinipo­­ppyseedchocolatechipp.."

[TJAngelus87]

BlueberryCranCarrotsZucchiniPo­ppyseedChocolateChip Muffin is the best!

[ChrispyLocoMan]

Kepp pressing 1 for infinite muffins

[chlozerz92]

@ChrispyLocoMan NICE! XD

[dalekdalekdalek]

TOO much talking too much talking too much talking too much talking too much talking TOO MUCH TALKING.

xD U gotta luv Dr.Cox

[CrazyJodice]

YES!! Take care of our VETERANS!!!!

[Headsetphobias]

Tomorrow it'l be the last one to touch my face, nah I won't like that, the last one to touch my bott- nah that's probably illegal.

[DaaanneN]

sorry thought u were dOOzin' LMAO!

[jackolas2007]

29 people got there last

[SmileFIN]

funny? repeatly pressing 2 and 5

[iNekoSama]

29 people are senile old racists.

[TRUMPITI]

It's like in real life!

[Fsech]

the way he's talking to that old dude reminds me somehow of mr. smith in the matrix "... mr. anderson..."

[PeacefulParadox]

Press 2 and you can clearly see that the intern to the left of Keith was actually the last one there

[Rajnoow]

i really wonder who's racist hahaha XD

[amarjit758]

i love how he repeats "stealing all of our jobs" in that slow tone

[bigmeknurgle]

Last one to touch my face

nah, I'm not gonna like that

Last one to touch my bot-

nah, thats probably illegal

[featheredice]

29 people are immigrants (i am not racist this is a quote)

[TheEvisgod]

James lost, btw

[TheOverkill1]

sorry, thought you were dozzing. the way he says that is just hilarious

[myk3333]

Dude second from the right was totally last.

[LarsAKApotet]

DEY TUK ER JUUUUUUURRRRB!

[Longlifeee]

first name of the guy @ 0:50 is leeroy... just to let you know ^^

[Paradox830]

james lost i saw it

[jakeo96]

LEEEEEEROY JENKINSQ!!!

[Trevguy00]

I was having such a bad day today.. Should have known.. All I needed was some Scrubs clips.

[spartandwales]

when he's helping himself to the muffins, hes actually just re-aranging them. thought you'd like to know

[spades2]

Funny, but I wasn't aware that "immigrant" was a race.

[theonefreeman88]

@spades2 Good one! :))))

[CH3DYvideos]

@spades2 He doesnt imply at any point that an "immigrant" is a race.

[LTFrostbite]

@spades2 It technically is, because Immigrants would be from another country. He's most likely referencing Illegal Immigrants from Mexico. This is why you don't watch Fox News.

[spades2]

@LTFrostbite yeah, but race refers to your ethnic backround, meaning your physical features. People from other countries are of a different nationality. Im migrant isn't a race because there are plenty of European, Asian, and Canadian immigrants along with Hispanics.

[ArmoredWerewolf]

dude why would you remind him?

[LeezWiz94]

And "I" treated her last night :'D

love it <3

[12slash95]

@SuperNinjalo4 it means when an old person loses their memory

[myrtic1]

I <3 the way he says: mr berserk :D

[SuperNinjalo4]

what does senile mean

[benblue4]

@SuperNinjalo4 old and weak.... pretty much

[MadyWolfe]

the last one to..naw that's probably illegal, hahaha

[fanoftv2008]

becuz theyre stealing all of our jobs

lol

[shrike993]

JD says: blueberrycrancarrotzucchinipop­pyseedchocolatechiiiip

Transcribing beta subtitles say: the very concerned to keep out to talk to Chen

[VinWinium]

JD just gave dr cox some lip without missin a beat!

[joeyer5]

'Tomorrow it's going to be the last one to touch my face, no i'm not gonna like it, the last one to touch my bu- nah thats probably illegal..'

[TheKidUno]

Tooooooo much talking too much talking too much talking too much talking....

[manufran02]

@TheKidUno I dare any guy to say that to this girlfriend or wife ,when shes talking to dang much.

[Techtoniq1]

and IIIEUUUHHH

[makapaci]

"The last one that touch my b- nah, that's probably illegal." Epic xD

[MrNK2]

"Now I know he's homeless and smells like an obese man's twosie-"

"Heyy"

"Sorry, thought you were dozin'."

[michaelbook18]

the last one to touch my bo... nah that's probably illegal

[CheyneKun]

If you look closely at :39 you can see that James actually lost the race and should have to do the double shift!

[HixXxXxiH]

1:50 "And I treated her last night!"

Lol, I love the way he says "I". XP

[R4Akai]

i also hate imigrants Oo

now i just have to figure out whats a "imigrant" :<

[EarFarce4]

@R4Akai LOL

[imenz93]

THEY TOOK OUR JOOOBS

[Alskie1986]

@imenz93

Dey tuk er jerbs :)

[RhythmDeamon]

actually it was the guy next to keith who came last

[CurtisDoverY0]

"now i know he's homeless and smells like an obese mans toosie..."

[kunkle493]

sorry...thought you were DOZZZING 

[tkdyo]

james dude was totally last lol

love the way jd says why he hates immigrants. Obviously because he doesnt agree xD

[lauralovesmuffins]

is it true, that a whole lot of americans actually think that?

also, does anyone else feel like jd had to remind the patient of that several times before?

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@lauralovesmuffins honestly i cant speak for all of us but i CAN say that the people i see that hate immigrants are either very very hickish or are pretty old.

[xYuKiJuDaIxx]

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[Leavon]

It's not racist, it's nationalist.

[trondy89]

I almost have to say it out loud... If an immigrant, who doesn't know the language, don't got any places to live, doesn't know anybody, and that immigrant is still able to outcompete YOU over a job positision, then YOU should have paid more attention in class!!

[ringmaster316ms]

@trondy89 irrelevant. if you have two people who are both reasonably competent at a job you're hiring for, and one is willing to do that job for a third of what the other guy is, who you gonna hire?

[trondy89]

@ringmaster316ms We're then talking about part time jobs at a local convenience store or 7-Eleven, and not an actual job.

[ringmaster316ms]

@trondy89 if you work in exchange for money, its a job

[trondy89]

@ringmaster316ms But you have to agree that there's different "types" of jobs. If an immigrant outcompetes you on a parttime job at some random store, then it's almost uncareable. If the same immigrant outcompetes you at a fulltime management job, then you got a problem...

[ringmaster316ms]

@trondy89 perhaps, but then that would bring another issue that bothers me: the fact that there's someone in a position of power who doesn't speak english well/at all. as a customer, i would be offended

[happy9191]

I love the old racist Mr. Bursik!!!! ^.^

[dylanroo]

keith wasnt last?! the "james" dude was last!

[Jessikia527]

"sorry i thought you were dozing" lmao:)

[Schmitti112233]

0:58 xDD his voice just hilarious=)

[RosidaI]

Hhahahahha! xD i love 0:08! xD

Hahhahahahahahahaha! xD ♥

[myrtic1]

also 1:51 LMAO :D:D

[myrtic1]

1:06 is hilarious :D:D:D

[TomatoeAssassin]

I have to agree with Perry. "Too much talking."

JD just isn't as funny as Dr Cox when it comes to ranting and raving.

[anotheropinion99]

LOL

it really makes me smile to see comments like this :)

i aspecially like the part where mr. Founder quotes the deleted message, so its still there, and the part where where jna quotes a piece out of scrubs, convinced that he quoted it right.

my day is all good now :D

Peace and love to u all

and scrubs rules !!

[jna180]

youretalkingtomuch, youretalkingtomuch, youretalkingtomuch, youretalkingtomuch, youretalkingtomuch, youretalkingtomuch, youretalkingtomuch!!!!

[TheFounderUtopia]

Seriously, if you must insist on doing the obnoxious quoting thing, at least try to get it right?

[jna180]

Seriously, are you trying to insult me? How did he say it then, smartass? Quote it for me so I can learn from the master.

[TheFounderUtopia]

He said "Too much talking" you moron.

[TheFounderUtopia]

I wonder why you removed your previous post that said:

"well ill be damned. same shit though, and next time cut out the sarcasm, will you? people like you shouldnt deserve to live. smh"

Maybe it's because you realised that saying I shouldn't live is a harsh reaction to me pointing out the inanity of quoting a video we all just saw and the stupidity of then getting it wrong?

Suffice to say, I think we'd would be better off without you too, though more out of concern for the future human race.

[jna180]

nah i removed it cuz i didnt want family members (who know me on youtube) to look at it.

dont even fucking argue with me about existence, iight? we all know who should live and who shouldnt (ill give you a hint: the person who shouldnt live has the word "founder" in his username). and ill tell you why: youre a sarcastic faggot and a dick for posting my comment that i obviously wanted removed. i wouldnt be surprised if you were bully in real life, and no one likes bullies.

[TheFounderUtopia]

If we're judging the value of life I would vote against someone whom several people are accusing of being a racist on his profile page, and who, coincidentally, happened to find himself having this discussion in a video with the word "racist" in the title. Something you want to share with the class?

Furthermore your apparent homophobia and pottymouth only accentuates the stupidity and brazen hatred that paints you as a worthless human being. As for bullying, you were the first one to insult.

[TheFounderUtopia]

Hypocrisy, thy name is jna180. :P

[judsonlalpply]

We have a winner.

[thratu4ever]

@jna180

your right.

no one likes bullies.

and you know what people also don't like.

racists so you may leave.

homophobic racist excuse for a human being.

[InFlam3sW3Trust]

@TheFounderUtopia; Ha ha! Can you say owned? Also, I read through the posts several times, and I don't detect any sarcasm in your posts previous to him declaring so. Looks like maybe somebody should learn words before using them? Awesomeness, thy name is TheFounderUtopia. Made my day man.

[ozonlagret]

@jna180 "tomuchtalking" Lol nice qoute.... or is it?

[xxpurplefloxx]

MMMmmMMM

blueberrycrancarrotzucchinipop­pyseedchocolatechiiiip

[Rensune]

@xxpurplefloxx All the nurses I know would have punched him in the face.

[gugge92]

to much talking! :D

[Bladewing10]

Stealing all our jobs...

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

i've never understood how they were stealing our jobs..

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

XD it's hilarious here though

[Wildrage101]

I love the way JD says 'Immigrants, mr. Bersic, you hate all immigrants'

[23Rampage23Metal23]

Because they're stealing all of our jobs Mr. Bersic... stealing all our jobs

[DoucheFagX]

THEY DUN TOOK AR JOOOBZZZZ

[newsearching]

@DoucheFagX DERRRP PDER DERRRRRR! XD

[keylala0222]

@DoucheFagX DAY TOOKN DERRRRRRBS! 

[Moviesindahood]

lol southpark reference comment

[Stoffberg]

dedurka derrr!!

[partygirl209]

wow, he can eat!!

[avatarkairi]

I'm over eight and I laughed at both those parts. But that's just me.

[Parkerkun]

Completely agree, sometimes it's just too cheesy.

[PhatLarkin]

It's sad guys.

This comment is almost the EXACT comment when youtube went down the drain.

Did anyone care about how he thinks you're inmature to like these jokes? or his superior judgement on the actor's acting skills?

Maybe I'm just not a big enough douchebag to get where he's coming from. I guess when you're 22 you have to put all your educated opinions in youtube comments because if you didnt, no one would ever hear them.

[williegofar95]

Youtube will never go down the drain.

[Paradox830]

james lost if u look closely lol

[doomcookies]

Who do I hate again?

[shippoiscoolbitches]

yourself

[doomcookies]

Oh, right.

[shippoiscoolbitches]

what did you reply to?

[shadowsa2b]

the last guy to make it was the second person from the right, next to the brunette girl

[TheINfamousrocker]

U know i dont get the THEY TOOK UR JERBS thingy...

[deibee]

it's from an episode of South Park where there were people from the future that came back to the past to get jobs. the whole thing was a huge metaphor for the immigration issue. the "THEY TOOK UR JERBS" thing is what one of the hicks in the episode kept saying. someone would repeat it back, and the sentence would devolve into gibberish.

[Neroblade666]

DERKER DERRBS!

[gotmilk3001]

google magic.

[gotmilk3001]

stop rating at 777

[Neroblade666]

THEY TOOK UR JERBS!!!!!

[mikillero]

DEY TURK DAR JERBS!!

[Neroblade666]

DERKER DERR

[gavinoaw]

I loved the shit out of that episode!!!

[Neroblade666]

Hellllll yea!

[jbuck594]

DEY TURK HIS JERBS!!!!

[Shimerdron]

I always suspected...