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  • my mom thought i was watching porn

  • My flatmate was certain I was watching porn there...

  • god close your eyes and its a porno.... make sure your parents arent there to think the same

  • she is HAWT!

  • minimise video to test if your a pervert

  • Lol this video sounds like a porno

  • Press 2 for Sarah's voice during sex..

  • Was that the head from legend of the the hidden temple?

  • close your eyes to hear sara taking it rough

  • my parents thought I was watching porn at the beginning

  • Hot damn. Sarah SOUNDS sexy too

  • With your eyes open, it's a slasher. With your eyes closed though, it is porn

  • 0:33 close your eyes and let your imagination take over...

  • When my parents walked in during this i quickly switched to porn.... much more explainable.

  • this is supposed to sound like..... right?

  • lol I HAVE THAT MASK

  • close your eyes and play the video xD

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  • boner alert!!! he though of them naked

  • top comment its the hash SLINGING slasher :)

  • if her constant moans werent enough, the button mashing sounds like someone fapping

  • @Avexar it really doesnt.....

  • I know it sounds alot like porn, but seriously what sort of porno would have music like that?

  • what the fuck it sounds like a porn

  • PORN SOUNDS 0_0

  • Lol spongebob reference

  • if you just listen to this video it sounds disgusting:L

  • was it supposed to sound like porn?

  • i was watching this i my room alone and my dad walked in and know im grounded for watching porn

  • when she us trying to open the elevator, i had to turn the volym down, do to it sounding like: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

  • Did anyone else notice the "JK" written in blood on her shirt at 0:31?

  • Always use stairs in an emergency!

  • close ur eyes and listen, somthing wrong will pop up in ur head

  • why do people think that pushing the button over and over makes the elevator come faster

  • Why can't I skip ad? HAVE TO SLASH SOMETHING!

  • The ending! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Pushing the elevator button over and over doesn't make it come quicker. LOL, come.

  • 0:16 is that Olmec from The legend of the Hidden Temple?

  • isnt that the same shirt from the zombie one?

  • Thumbs Up! 420 SOON! ====~~

  • is that blevin?

  • ha kevin is the slasher!

  • fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

  • @dan4otoi, that was awesome

  • That`s what u get FOR LEAVING THE KITCHEN!!!!

  • @dan4otoi no-one is even remotely amused....

  • this sounded so bad my da he fricin moved!!!!

  • The sign clearly says "In case of emergency, please use stairs."

  • Close your eyes. lol

  • I was readin comments while video played... I thought it was porn....

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  • press 2 and 3 ME GUSTA

  • He would have gotten her if he hadn't been so slow...

  • Press 5 for Fapfapfapfap.

  • I want the "HUH" sound back :(

  • 0:14 to 1:13 sex noise

  • Now watch it with your eyes closed :P

  • *facepalm*

  • sounds so sexual

  • Some people are just too dumb to live, like victims in slasher films.

  • the first 40 seconds of her running and screaming.. dont look at the screen just listen to her voice... sounds like a nice porn movie.

  • press 2 and enjoy.. you're welcome

  • Why does that hitting the button remind me of something. :p

  • Not opening my eyes... Not opening my eyes...

  • the first minute sounds pretty intense

  • is there a reason...why...she...sounds like one of Ron Jeremy's whores...

  • oh shit, i meant to like the Kobesystem commercial before this. :/

  • Slasher is obviously kevin

  • I can tell by these comments we all had to turn down our volume.... :3

  • At the end you can just tell by jakes face that he wants to do awful things to sarahs body, if only it weren't for the slasher being right there...

  • you know how come the blac guy always dies first or 3rd by being closed in or somthing gets thrown at him but the white people trip and there like 4 miles away from the murder then they get back up bam hes right in her/his face :/ my point the whiite person dies by tripping and the black guy always dies firsa

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  • Watching this on Friday the 13th 2012!!

  • @hockeyguy9494 wish u luck

  • LOLZ how she haz her head towards jake

  • Is she having an orgasm?

  • Watch with eyes closed lol

  • I know who's behind the mask due to his feminin body

  • i watched this video with my eyes closed and masturbated

  • is it just me, but at 0:27 onwards doesnt it sound like porn or something (take the background music)

  • Is that Kevin?

  • does she have to sound like shes getting but fucked by the great mighty poo

  • Headphones :D

  • @rooo1o Sound blocking headphones :D

  • lmao Eh just a case of the mon...(FLSSSHHHHHH)

  • most awkward elevator ride ever

  • hey here's a great idea, comment something related to porn.......... scrolls down DAMN IT. the average you tuber

  • THE HASH FLINGING SLASHER!!

  • @baconator3002 the hash bringing... cash singing... mash ringing.. hhaha love spongebob

  • @baconator3002 the hash ringing tash ling the flash tining grandma rimminng hash flinging slasher

  • The only thing that could of made that better is is Gale in the elevator with them

    Gale: I don't know nothing!

  • have to....turn..down volume...now....unnecessary porn...sounds....>.<

  • @InsertChillName I can just close my eyes and fap to her

  • @InsertChillName hahahahahahaha :D I know what that's like ;DDDDDD

  • @InsertChillName LOOOOOOOOL jesus christ you're right xD

  • Lol Kevin

  • wow this does sound like porn lol

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  • Sarahs orgasm

  • The hash ringing the slash flinging the crash sinking the dash binging

  • @ownagemunky Spongebob YES!!

  • Was I the only one who actually got a little nervous from this video? XD

  • watch 0:01 through 0:56 with your eyes closed

  • If you just listen to this it sounds like porn...

    Something my parents pointed out.

  • Idk case of the Mondays... HUAH! 

  • every single slasher movie in a nutshell

  • and i thought itsporn :(

  • Close your eyes and listen!

  • Sup playerss

  • Same music from noted to death-rooster teeth

  • Wanna play Psycho killer? 

  • Kevin's the slasher.

  • @Podolak Porn shouldn't have creepy murder music going to it...

  • What kind of porn are you guys watching that got dramatic music playing?

  • @xKeffinx Dramatic porn.

  • @drawingzzz classic :)

  • was this MEANT to sound like porn?

    

  • why was she making so much noise the stupid bitch

  • KEVIN!@

  • "You mean you've never heard the story of the... Hash Slinging Slasher?!"

    "The Slash Bringing Hasher?" "The Hash Slinging Slasher!" "... The Sash Ringing, the Trash Singing, Mash Flingning, the Flash Springing Ringing, the the C-Crash Dinging... duhhhhhhh." "Yes, the Hash Slinging Slasher... -.-"

  • did anyone else kinda get a boner from this

  • @doorbasher lol. nope *troll face*

  • It does sound like Borderlands. And porn.

  • It does sound like porn

  • My roommate walked in and thought I was watching porn. Great.

  • at the start of the video it sounded like borderlands?

  • i camed.

  • damnit everyone beat me to saying that it sounds like porn

  • When you close your eyes, it not only sounds like porn, but it sounds also sound like someone is fapping

  • "in case of fire, use stairs"

  • Wow it was loud sounded like porn and im watching it at 12:00 with my parents in the next room.

  • I'm pretty sure it sounding like porn is the joke. Listen to her when she's pressing the elevator button:

    *fap**fap**fap**fap* oh come on

  • Hahaha omg! When she was yelling and moaning my step dad was passing by my room and yelled at me to stop watching porn! :D

  • So I was watching this pretty much full blast, than my mom comes in yelling. Why are you watching the nasty!!! Lol.....

  • I like how the two top comments are exactly the same.

  • Its kevin

  • this sounds like horror porn...

  • a finger is missing

  • They should have looked at each other in the elevator, then both down at the girl, the Jake says: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'.

  • LOL!

    I liked this.

    very nice ending.

  • i got a boner

    

  • Close your eyes, and listen to the first 51 seconds of the video. Who got confused at with the random ding?

  • @thong1995 I accidentally your grammar.

  • What sort of porn has a scary instrumental?

  • Sarah never fails to turn me on xD

  • @ShadowShini hes being ayed by streeter lmao

  • Is that Kevin? Haha

  • Sarah...is hot....like legit sexy as hell man

  • Thumbs up if you turned it down so your parents didnt think it was porn

  • @PodoIak Damn, sometimes I feel like I'm the only person that watches collegehumor who's actually in college. Hahahaha.

  • neeeed to stopp watching hardly working, its now 116, 116!!!! arrrghhhh

    anyways next vid.

  • Lol my friend thought i was watching porn and he was all wtf your gf is in the next room and your watching (looks at screen) oooh college humor i wanna watch. Then My gf walks in and does the same thing! xD

  • press 0:14 close your eyes..... your welcome!

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  • The best part was definitely 1:21. :3

  • I'm really curious who the Slasher is being played by. :D

  • @ShadowShini kevin.

  • Why does everyone say it sounds like porn? Does it not sound like real sex? Or are you virgins? :3

  • thanks to the top comment now i wanna watch porn.

  • fk it gives me a boner!

  • I don't get why he doesn't just run, I mean, he could kill her a lot faster, and she wouldn't escape.

  • @mrmanlymanguydude yeah thats the joke... do u not understand what this youtube channel is about?

  • When watching this i could only imagine her doing the same skit, but naked..... is that bad?

  • has any1 ever wondered y the killers never use guns?

  • I always thought this, but why in horror movies do the killers walk so slowly, I mean their psycopaths, they wanna kill. So why can't they just run and kill the damn bitch?

  • @SCIDJAdvertising ever seen the remake of friday the 13th that fucka runs lol but we have so much equipment know it looks less cheesy

  • For the love of God, Horror Girls, is taking the fucking stairs too goddamned hard?

    Seriously, the rules of a scary movie dictate that Elevators in a chase scene aren't worth SHIT!

  • close your eyes and listen to it... actually don't

  • Sarah are the stairs too fast for you?

    Once you got the elevator why let Jake in?

  • press 5 again and again

    its like *fap fap fap fap*

  • This sound wrong and good at the sane time

  • IF U DONT WATCH THE VID, JUST LITSIN IT SOUNDS LIKE PORN

  • @javier77322 porn with really intense music

  • @javier77322 Wait, wait, wait, this isnt porn? shit