My 2 Year Old Son Gets Injured

[tinyicebox1]

m13s guide to making money

1 find tailgater

2 slam on brakes

3 ???

4 profit

[kotovrawr]

My room isnt that bad is it? ^.^

[Sparkz63]

DAANG IT! Why did the video have to end at that precise moment? M13, you sly little sucker ha ha

[Cationification]

I'm actually gonna clean my room now.

[JiveSunnyLegs]

omg dude.. i like your stories lol

[NeoAirjordan]

Ya... how do you know???

[zacandashleys1fan]

How'd you know my room was messy??!?

[Kahuna76]

whats your twitter name?

[kotovrawr]

@Kahuna76 mordeth13 ;)

[eddywangchang]

60 bucks lol right here

[fuzioncraft]

He said daddy help it hurts.  Whack shut up I'm trying to concentrate lol

[AnimalCrossingDoof]

How'd you know my room was messy? D:

[1000miles2paradise]

Good to see he will be ok from the next video M13 :)

[KillaWatts10]

sooo hes begging for help and you slap him?

[ChibiBritishGir]

@KillaWatts10 He was kidding.

[KillaWatts10]

@ChibiBritishGir Lol i know

[ThatCursedChild]

Hope he gets better soon :)

[jeiwaru]

When you said you smacked him, that was the first time I believed what you said before you said "kidding" and I've been watching your videos for years. lol

[mackychris24]

holy shitss. how did u know my room was mess? just before seeing this vid i told my self i had to clean my room :0

[Onlymanolos]

I am so relieved JD is okay. I have been praying like a saint. I know you could go a lifetime without something like this ever happening to your baby, but realize this...he called out for his DADDY! He didn't scream for Mommy, as most children do, even when she isn't around. So the next time you and the wife are fighting, just think to yurself...HA! In your face woman! Our son loves me more! lol

[SADChrissyQ]

Isn't it messed up that you let ppl think your 2 yr old son got his foot twisted around 180 degrees?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S MESSED UP!!! *angry face!

[ouriyou]

It's probably the fact that you're a parent.

[ouriyou]

Like this video so that Mordeth can get hospital money.

Thumb up this comment so that more people can see that they need to like it.

moar thumbs up -> moar likes -> moar money -> moar quick recovery

[rishy561]

"help daddy, daddy save me"

"...so i smacked him in the face to shut him up"

m13 humour at its best. :D

[BlueBandit15]

How the hell did he know my room was messy?!?!?!

You secretive psychic bastard XD

[SirSpun13]

@BlueBandit15

I know...I read it and was like "how the hell did he know that?"

Oh well I'll clean it later...

[Tominator423]

howd you know it was dirty 0-0....

[Sarokuthix]

aww damn dude sorry that happened...hope hes all right

[ReapersTutsnVids]

Her Mordeth I told a friend of mine your story at 2:00 and he said thats not funny at all, and I was like I find it funny..... (NO ONE UNDER F**KING STANDS ME!!!!!)

[UARAF16]

@13mordeth Have you ever played Zobie Panic: Source? Just throwing that out thar.

[lalo18214]

@13mordeth

that bar is called Forks lol but dont worry i know nothing about motorcycles

XD

[MrMaxymoo22]

Dude, are you psychic? I was going to start cleaning my room as soon as this video was over.

[d34dspace]

holy shit... my room is seriously messy and my mom just freaked out at me to clean it.

[SkillzAdam]

your more convincing than my mum, you just made me clean my room :)

[SADChrissyQ]

And I'm STILL MAD you let me think your son's foot got turned around 180 degrees! That really traumatized me!! :P

[skunkmasta420]

This happen to me! i was on the handle bars and my cousin was pedaling and idk what happen but we skid and fell and my leg was stuck like that through the spokes and the metal bars but it didnt break my leg... hope your son is better..

[GrimSkey]

Who ever thinks he smacked his own son.. go kill yourself.

[givuhcky22]

i cracked up real hard at you "smacking your son to shut him up"

[animatahr]

I will clean my room when I feel like cleaning it.

[YomstaNation]

why is it that everytime you do a simple traffic check while you're riding, I feel like you're gonna go the direction you're looking and crash. lol..

[TKDboi]

stay outta my room!



[worlddxb]

OMG is he okay?? :O

[NickFisher1994]

Hitting someone when they are in pain tricks the brain into temporarily forgetting the pain in the hurt location. he did the right thing stop hating guys.

[Camilshka]

M13, how do you survive reading these comments?? I mean, i've read a few pages, and the good ones do *not* help balance out the moronic ones. I am in awe of your resilience, because wow i'd be screaming, ranting and foaming at the mouth if i had to read through a bunch of comments like this for more than one day.

Also, should go without saying, i hope your son comes through okay. These things happen.

[Kungfumanjan]

FART FART MONKEY RACERS

[1000archangels]

i would slap my gf if we would be in situation like this, but not my kid. I feel like he is a tad too young to get the idea of a sobering slap, especially when he's so vulnerable in this particular moment of his little life.

[Camilshka]

@1000archangels It was a joke you chumplet. And for everyone incapable of telling, he even said he was joking after saying it! Yeesh.

[NeophyteOneable]

why did you slap your son, makes no sense. It's illegal in europe.

[Camilshka]

@NeophyteOneable He was joking, he even said so right afterwards. Aie.

[wacko1358]

HOW DO YOU SEE MY ROOM!!!! it is messy... ok m13 ill clean it up now :s

[DNEpasiip]

My room is clean oO Shut up!

[theskillz111]

Yup sso I smacked him-.- loool

[GracefulSeegull]

How the fuck did you know my room was messy?

[imaraider43]

Like the Video IF you feel bad for his son!!!!!

[xTheFifthBeatlex]

@13mordeth sorry man. hope your son gets better soon.

[jake239able]

hard to like this video when his sons hurt an all

[dahveed284]

Ouch! Its so tough to see your children hurt.

[StevoVsDanny]

Hope your son is okay :(

[MokongX3M]

ouch i'm cringing just at the description, hope he heals up soon

[GauerSE]

why clean my room? it will just get messy again :(

[eclecticdaisy]

Omg JD!!! :( I HOPE HE GETS BETTER SOON

[viktore8]

So your sons fot just broke in half, he screams becus of the pain, And you smack him in the face? Wtf.? Thats just to cruel- Unsub

[maclef70]

@viktore8 hope you realise he was joking?

[angelxsid]

@viktore8 How is it? I doubt it was a proper slap that hurt him. What if was a different situation where he started trying to pull his own foot out, causing more pain and distress. Would you not slap your child to calm them down? Pretty sure thats all it was.

[13mordeth]

@angelxsid both yourself and @viktore8 are idiots. I SAY in the video that I'm joking.

[angelxsid]

@13mordeth Well wasn't really paying that much attention to the video.

[RandomFilmsUK]

Poor JD, is he okay now?.. i dont remember you mentioning when this happened

[C4RMICH43L159]

M13, what is your sons name ?

[bv90andy]

I got the chills just listening to this. DAMNNNNN

[Not2Toasty]

I will clean my room Friday. Thank you for your constant guidance

[azndragonbuster]

shit mordeth... i should seriously show u how messy my room is.. LOL! i've been thinking about cleaning it since new years!

[JCBidenGAMES]

I'll clean tomorrow, it's late and I'm tired.

[krakmxer]

Holy shit, yeah my room is messy as hell how'd you figured that out..LOL!

[krakmxer]

Hang in there mordeth, hope your son gets well soon.

[via0101]

I'll clean my room after watching part 2

[sneakybadger760]

big stick diplomacy lol

[spartanturtle333]

that is the worst injury for a growing boy. i did similar at same age and it has plagued me my entire life.

[Xxryebread2511xX]

best wishes to your son bro

[karmadox]

So your son's ankle snapped in a bicycle spoke, and to remedy it, you turned the wheel the wrong way causing him more pain, and then slapped him when he was crying out for help...

[rtepic]

I was thinking the same thing. I wanna hire a Mexican to do it tho.

[BensleyH]

How on earth did you know my room was messy..

[The69sexytime69]

What if my rooms already clean?

[Aggiesgigem]

imagine if this happened with his wife ....he'd be so pissed about how she's a stupid bitch and how she cant raise him...

[LiveVideoBox]

Accients happen FACT. You did all you could do in the situation I'm sure there are a lot of parents that have had this sort of thing happen. I shut a car door on my childs fingers once its just one of those things. I hope hes going to be OK Mordeth. Please keep us updated on how he is?

[GRatTV]

994 people now have a clean room.

[CounterNerd]

LOL american SUBSCRIBE whore

fuck you

[XxPinoyKylexX]

I actually went and cleaned my room....

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

First YouTube "reaction" ever...

Mordeth, did you bump this video? AHEM. It's all good bro, I know how it is.

[13mordeth]

@SCHIZOPHRENlC What does "bump a video" mean?

[theeroom]

@13mordeth to get your video back at the top of viewers subscriptions list

[Kilonoid]

@13mordeth When people say to "bump" something it means to do something to get it at the top of the YouTube lists, so more people can see it. For example, if you are in a forum, and there is a question you like, but barely anyone seems to know about it, you simply say something and it will get moved to the top of the list. Annoying but effective.

[Drifter425]

@13mordeth Video Bumping is when you upload a video, wait some time, and then upload it again so more people see it, It's kinda bad because you bump someone out of the subbox

[rEcKLesSzzz]

7:06 lmfao i was dying cuz i knew u were joking haha

[SADChrissyQ]

That's REALLY horrible! I'm sorry that happened to you and your son! My 2 yr old neice got her leg broken so I know what it's like!

[S0thernman]

@nezz752000 im guessing her reaction was. YOU HAVE HURT MY BABY ! ! ! NOW I SHAL DESTROY YOU WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SON'S !!!!!!! (or she acted calmly and got him to the hospital as quick as possible)

[tyle6]

oh man I have a two year old son as well and just you telliing the story made me sick to my stomach. I hope he is alright and heals up just fine.

[SADChrissyQ]

I'm not surprised it's a no brainer, you know what my Dad did for me and my Mom and bro when I was 4 yrs old? He sold his motorcycle for us so he'd less likely to be injured/in a crash, that's a father's love would you do anything like that?

[13mordeth]

@SADChrissyQ Well considering the money that pays for my son's future comes from my motorcycle.....then well.....do I need to explain further?

[SADChrissyQ]

@13mordeth but what about your son's future if you die in a crash?

[tanoAE86]

@SADChrissyQ don't kid yourself. He probably sold his bike to get his wife off his back about... mine hassles me all the time about it. saying stuff like "its not safe to go 200mph down the street" blah blah blah.

[Chomiczynkaaa]

@tanoAE86 Lol @ 200 mph

[RadiantAce]

@SADChrissyQ you can die in a car crash too. you can die walking down the street. you can die doing pretty well everything. he uses his motorcycle to support his family. that would be like valentino rossi giving up riding for his family, it would do them more harm than good.

[ckhunter321]

@SADChrissyQ fucking judging people eh??? what the fuck is wrong with you? its not your decision what M13 does with his life

[SADChrissyQ]

@ckhunter321 I'm a fan of M13 I'm just messin with him but I think I have a good point maybe he shouldn't do illegal driving/speeding/crazy manuvers. Be careful M13

[Kottsson]

@SADChrissyQ I bet your dad is sad all the time now when he sold it.

[scars187]

how did you know my rooms messy?

[aaron9099]

My room isn't messy, I'm just an ardent follower of fun-shwei.

[bosniancristianorona]

WOW bro well hope he gets better and keep the VIDS COMING love them

[Drifter425]

I realized that M13 video bumps

[FILIPINOCD]

M13 no joke I got into an accident like that. I was little and I rode with my brother on his bicycle. My left foot got caught in the front spokes and between the forks. The pain was unbearable! I fortunately just had scratches.

[cam21vw]

*Then I slapped him to shut him up* This was a joke right? Cuz either way, hilarious.

There's nothing illegal about slowing quickly at a light. Hitting someone in the rear is almost always going to be your fault.

[TheHappyKamper]

OW! I'm sure its been answered, and you know already, but the word you were looking for was 'fork'.

[gfaz1o]

The same thing happened to my lil bro when he was 8. he almost lost his entire foot... they ended up replaceing tissue with shark skin and putting a cast on the foot.

[BG7YKTI]

terrible news! I hope he will be okay

[5FatMonkeys]

Whens the next video gonna be up?

[Tyrant597]

You bastard! how can you break up a story like that! I love and hate you at the same time! bwahaha..

[dkcharger08]

what the fuck?!?!? what country are you in? looks like japan or china?

[Keinnicknamemehrfrei]

@dkcharger08 Or even Taiwan

[dkcharger08]

@Keinnicknamemehrfrei haha i guess its asia and i dont know why in the hell why you would wanna live there?

[XcrazyguitarmaniacX]

@dkcharger08 LOL! Someone's new to M13 videos...

[rjh00]

I liked this video simply because you said that liking it is showing support and not saying I like hearing that your kid got hurt.(like some people would believe)

It was the first time you experienced and incident like this trough your son it will happen at least two more times.It sounds like besides everything that happened things turned out well considering the circumstance.

[Tyrant597]

@rjh00 it will happen at least two more times? what is that? some kind've "repost this 20 times or you will die"??

[rjh00]

@Tyrant597 No no, i hate that bullshit, i should have added "probably happen at least two more times"

This one time he's talking about I'm assuming is the first time his son got hurt in a way more then knee scrapping.Something "serious" like this which he may have a "shock" reaction will probably happen in his son's teen in whatever he likes doing biking/boarding/soccer and once more when his son learns to drive and gets into a somewhat serious accident.

Just odds really.

[huschusser]

M13... How did you know my room was a mess, right when you said that I looked at it and my face looked like =/

[huschusser]

M13.... How did you know my roo

[Rustanator2]

Wish you the best with your sons injury.

[PictureVlogs]

how did he know "7:32"

Lets hope your son will be fine, stay safe man

:(

[thebigheadfilms1]

can you tell us what happened with the gangsters?

[MrAnynoumous]

no matter what anyone says you are a GREAT father!! and my hero!!!!!!! hope he gets well soon!

[PookieMonsterRawr]

i cant clean my room. im 13000 km away from home atm. Im in HK!!!!! Play some LoL wen i get bak to canada bro

[superedmt]

how did you know my room was messy i live live in quebec and you in taiwan wtf? Did you astral project in my room :P

[ps2elf]

i should try that, when i see a hot chick tailgating me

fuck me or i report to the police

[Obajek]

DAMN YOU M13, just as it was getting to the good part. Good tactic though.

[kevinonstenk]

1:40 Spoon replica!

[AnimaSola3o4]

Oh, and yes, I will clean my room.

[MrMax89]

Ow!! I hope your son is ok. That is really scary, I have a daughter who is grown and living in another state, and I feel very lucky never to have something like that happen, but it is just luck, it is hard being a parent.

[TGiggityGusT]

M13 i think..you should wear a stormtropper suit when you ride your bike..yes, no? maby so?

[r35killa]

holy hell a similar thing hapened to my sister and it was really scary especially cuz i was like 5 i hope hes ok he seems like a trooper enough that he will make a full recoverey

[Maytember]

how did your wife react?

[JeroenLondon]

@Maytember probably anal.

[Nightangel421]

That happened to my mom. My uncle wanted to give my mom a ride on his new bicycle and she would sit on the back rack. She didn't want to but my uncle told her it would be fun. She later got her shoelace stuck in the wheel which pulled her foot between the frame and wheel.

[captaincrunch69]

noooooo M13 it sounds like you're admitting to insurance fraud! don't do that on youtube lol

[13mordeth]

@captaincrunch69 Insurance fraud? It's not insurance fraud if I pay for the repairs myself...which I do.

[captaincrunch69]

@13mordeth just the way I interpreted it...sorry if I offended you in anyway, just sounded like you said you intentionally cut him off and stopped suddenly to make him rear end you.

[MadR6]

@captaincrunch69 not really. (if you are talking about the 60 bucks). He got them from the other guy, no insurance involved, so i bet they wont care.

[CTBTRIPPLE123]

I helped my uncle jack ,off a horse.

[InfernoCorpHQ]

@CTBTRIPPLE123 i know im the horse =D

call me 555-555-555

[CTBTRIPPLE123]

@InfernoCorpHQ Thats hot

[laurensreinds]

@CTBTRIPPLE123 It's 'uncle jack' vs. 'uncle Jack', there are no commas in that sentence. How did that comment get 'best liked'?

And I'm glad that this video got more vieuws that the constipation one....

[CTBTRIPPLE123]

@laurensreinds i put the comma so people would get the joke sorry

[solomonstemplers]

your rearender sounds like one i had but the guy that hit me overtook me and almost knocked me off, his front wing actually brushed my leg OOOF i thought! I got furiuos and overtook him and slammed the brakes on purpose so that he would hit me, he did and i came off completly destroyed the rear of my bike. police on seen and all that my bike was repaired on his insurance and he lost his job and charged with careless driving HAHAHAAAAA!!! think theres a morale there somewhere.

[CDNKvetch]

Just wanted to say I hope your son gets better soon! Its stuff like that that makes me never want to have kids (as well as a thousand other reasons...).

[Galesiz]

haha, I just cleaned my room today! xD beat you to it! I take orders from no one! xD

[ecookman]

i hope JD gets back to normal soon and oh crap your never gonna hear the end of that from your wife

[HELPMEIDUNNOHOWTOUSE]

i'm in a hotel, they tidy it for me =D

[FrosChannel]

I laughed about the $60 dollar story, Tai's accident though... FUCK...

[ecookman]

@FrosChannel i believe his son't name is JD not Tai.

[FrosChannel]

@ecookman Got his kids name mixed up with another one. Haha.

[omyakinface]

oh man that really bites. technically not your fault but im sure you still feel bad. (well of course you do but i mean in a way that make you feel that you are the reason why?) hope he gets better soon.

on a side note ive had a fairly stressful day, and when you said you just slapped him and told him to be quiet i couldnt keep myself from laughing my ass off. i knew you were kidding, and finally received some comic relief today.

best wishes to your son man

[slikbmxgeorge]

Ahh this make me feel bad...

I work in a bike shop in the UK, and judging by what you're saying you have a bike seat that puts your young'un infront of you?

Anyway, we've refused to sell these seats for years, we've heard of so many incidents involving these types of seats. We actually had them removed from our shop by company reps after some incidents.

Really feel for you buddy, hope young JD makes a full recovery soon. And i suggest you invest in a rear mounted child seat!

[doveign]

I started cleaning it :( i'm not done yet!

[pwnytail]

4:01 ::covers mouth::

4:29 ::gasps:: "Oh my God..."

4:33 you respond: "Yeah."

Instantly felt like you were talking to me.

Anyway, that's absolutely terrifying, but I'm glad he's alright - I remember back when your videos were just bragging about him while he still lived inside your then-girlfriend-now-wife. Can't believe it's been two years!

[Veraplay]

how did you know my room was messy???

[PinyinPrism]

it's better than it was

[TheJoshlis]

Hope you son gets better soon!

[integraz32lover]

:(,This made me almost cry....Hope your son gets better!

[DariusAK]

hope hes better

[seansean420]

i respect you m13 you make very interesting videos, good guy who has good humor. I found your videos because you live in Taiwan, and i enjoy watching the scenery while you make me laugh. I have been watching them for a long time, years.

[thatthat2]

best wishes to your son :(

[IIxSmgYxII]

ouch. 

[hl2nudel]

how did you know my room is messy?.. btw it's true... didn't recognised it myself yet xD