Tom Green - 01 - Fun With Carnival Games

[marzilyas]

lol at the gasping comments! oh my god! That lady totally mildly hit tim on his shoulder! Tom isn't upset, and neither should anybody else be. Step into the outside world, off of your computer, and see how far whining goes lol.

[tunney101]

tom may not know karate, but he knows crazy.

[ElWeyChingon]

lol i crack up when he puts the cig in his mouth

[DakotamusPrime]

Honestly he was kinda asking for that haha. Fucking hilarious. He knew what was he was potentially getting himself into.

[TxNormlmembr19]

from 1:22 on it reminds me of a rap video, with all the people coming in behind him.. throw in some lyrics and that shit would've been bad ass! haha

[Floodlezoot]

@TxNormlmembr19 I go hard at the motherfucking fair nigger. Leave you soaking, nigger, what the heck you smoking, nigger. 

[texazmade713]

can someone translate what the kid in the yellow rain coat was saying

[fleischpudding]

@texazmade713 I only understood the first thing he said: "now you wettin' me yo what the fuck"

[TxNormlmembr19]

@texazmade713 second part:yo my man step up outta here wit dat camera, then he says NOOO and i don't believe you.

[smedley]

I love that it ended with a hug. Therein lies the brilliance of TG.

[squidbeefedit]

Getting shot with a squirt gun is irritating, but that bitch lost her shit

[MrSlayer42]

lol at the guy in the yellow coat casually standin there gettin wet !

[NoRecordSnobs]

he never got beat like this until he did sketches in the USA. Nuff said.

[Shamus8b8]

If she were white I'm sure these comments would be less jaded and angry and full virgin butt frustration

[PunkRockerJ7]

@Shamus8b8 Uhm, actually no. If she hadn't been an immature bitch and hadn't started punching him for no reason, people wouldnt post angry comments.

[Shamus8b8]

@PunkRockerJ7 naw dude, it's cause she's black

[TxNormlmembr19]

@Shamus8b8 thats some bullshit and you know it. stop pullin the fuckin race card and living up to your own stereotype...

[Shamus8b8]

@TxNormlmembr19 what stereotype is that you filthy racist?

[kontrapunkti]

Bitch



[circulodesvicioso]

only lovers can make a woman hit you in a minute, and in the next minute make that woman hugh you and laugh son honestly!!! d`yu know what i mean??? tom green ruless!!!!!

[girlsailor123]

police brutality

[p0th3adny]

holy shit, is that coney island?!

[omenroc1]

I think there is not enough punching in decent society

[Sener]

Damn Awesome Kong can't take a joke

[zimmcat]

he should have dropped that fat bitch

[TheJohnnynine]

Cmon if someone did that to me, I would of done the same thing. I'm not a violent person or looks for fights but if someone did that for no reason, I would get pissed.

[mcnowski]

@TheJohnnynine guess that makes you a violent person after all??

[TheJohnnynine]

@mcnowski After I told them not to, then ya I guess that makes me a violent person. But if it was Tom Green and his camera crew, I wouldn't :)

[patio87]

Chimp out.

[simplegrl11589]

what a pro

[eviljester29]

Niggers



[unfortunatebeam]

what the fuck!? Why did it take so long for someone to come up and help Tom from being assautled by that asshole cunt? Someone ought to have jumped on her and started punching the shit out of her, see how she likes it, lousy PRICK she is.

If you ever see a woman hitting a man in the street, don't just let it fly. It's just as unacceptable as a man doing it to a woman.

[marzilyas]

@unfortunatebeam Hah! What a clown you are! Tom was asking for it and he acted accordingly!

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

I'm still tripping out from the fat black chick getting pissed and punching him

[unfortunatebeam]

@YouCanCallMeCharlz yeah, someone should have punched the shit out of her, see how she like it.

[TheBlacksiphon]

Wow the dude in the yellow's fucking retarded. its like he stood there just to have a "gangsta ass" reason to run his mouth, when he coulda moved and still had a good reason lool

[unfortunatebeam]

@ezfox996 what did he do? the fucking prick is the woman who punched Tom all those times for no reason (no, getting squirted by a little water on a). She's the ass you should be beating if you going to beat anyone, get it straight (don't matter is she's a woman btw. If she can show and prove that she's capable of being that violent and wants to act all tough like that, let her have it!)

[UndeadDragonBorn]

@ezfox996 Lol :)

[counterclockwise123]

That black lady did not have any right to hit the Tom.

[pitsburg11]

classic green!

[karz12]

the greatest min and half of my life

[Casarzino]

@karz12 better than your 1st lay huh?

[4543563]

@karz12

That's what she said.

[realisticHomeboy]

She needs to be fired. Clearly an employee cannot go around punching customers because they are a little annoying.

[WillyNoNuts]

@realisticHomeboy Spraying water on someone constitutes assault. Same with spitting on people.

[realisticHomeboy]

@WillyNoNuts That is not relevant. Not even close. You are not allowed to hit people, just because they sprayed some water on you, and it is certainly not appropriate for an employee to start hitting on the customers, in any other way than self defense, which this is clearly not.

[WillyNoNuts]

@realisticHomeboy Nonono Homeboy. What I said here is clearly relevant. "Spraying water on someone constitutes assault. "(this video is about tom spraying people with water).

[realisticHomeboy]

@WillyNoNuts No, it's not the least bit relevant, and you have to accept that.

[WillyNoNuts]

@realisticHomeboy Further more like i said before your reasoning sucks "I guess the fact that you had to resort to namecalling, shows you realized your mistakes." In what world does that happen? I just want to let you know your logic is close to that of a young nigger kid.

[WillyNoNuts]

@realisticHomeboy As for your "IDEA" that people just have to take being assaulted because they are working is "Not even close!" She has rights at work, home, on the bus... doesn't matter. If someone assaults you you can defend yourself in any way you feel is justifiable.

[realisticHomeboy]

@WillyNoNuts I never said she cannot defend herself because she is working. The fact is though, she has nothing to defend herself from. She has zero percent right to hit someone, because they sprayed water on her. And her being a security guard makes it even less ok, since it's her job to handle that kind of trouble without violence.

You will never win a case, where you hit someone because they sprayed some water on you.

[WillyNoNuts]

@realisticHomeboy I have you dumb nigger! When I was in high school I beat the shit out of a kid for doing that shit.

[realisticHomeboy]

@WillyNoNuts And somehow you thought that that makes it ok. Also you seem to have the misunderstanding that she is defending herself. She is not defending herself. She is attacking. Try to be a bit more logic. I guess the fact that you had to resort to namecalling, shows you realized your mistakes.

[WillyNoNuts]

@realisticHomeboy Your reasoning sucks

[realisticHomeboy]

@WillyNoNuts It might seem that way to an unintelligent person.

[WillyNoNuts]

@realisticHomeboy Or it may seem reasonable only to a little boy who lives in candy land and hasn't lived in the real world?

[realisticHomeboy]

@WillyNoNuts This would be more fun if you believed what you wrote yourself.

[WillyNoNuts]

@realisticHomeboy Go ahead man. Grow up be ignorant and spray random people you don't know with water and find out the hard way. Spraying someone with any liquid is assault, if you really refuse to believe me check with your local law enforcement officer.

[realisticHomeboy]

@WillyNoNuts Who said it was legal to spray people with water? Since when did that have anything to do with this topic? What we were talking about, is that you can't go attack people and punch them just because they sprayed some water on you. This woman would of course lose any kind of law suit here. It's funny you keep talking about the legality of spraying people with water, when it's not relevant. You fail at basic logic, but then again, you aren't really for real, are you?

[WillyNoNuts]

@realisticHomeboy Ok kid. Do you know what you can legally do when you are assaulted? I will give you one hint....Assault back

[realisticHomeboy]

@WillyNoNuts Incorrect.

[Mixxmasta]

@WillyNoNuts get outta here

[oscarsehlin1992]

Haha laughed so hard when Tom picked up the ciggarette from the ground and put it in his mouth xD

[Azadi1111234]

fukin knee grows never learn

tom is the da man

[chrispollock]

he could have easily deflected her blows with any common sense. but he is of course tom green

[funkymoneylove]

typical nigger give em a job with some power and they still act like fuckin primates

[flairmonkey]

@funkymoneylove lol chill with the racist shit

[L2thePz]

tom green = prank legend

[SkInHoUnD]

awesome thanks for the vid

[unfortunatebeam]

geez excessive force much bitch? a little water sprayed on you on a hot day as a joke does not necessitate hitting someone over the head with your fists asshole.

[OtherVincentLee]

i would get that nigger for battery.

[WillyNoNuts]

@OtherVincentLee probably could not get her for battery. He assaulted her with water first. Dumb but water can be used to assault people just like spit.

[SoJuiceySoWeedy]

@SSgtParmer i think you mean, if a "person" punches you... enough of the racist bullshit. theres nothing decent or logical about it. its nothing but a display of idiocy and ignorance at its finest.

[KhristAlmighty]

@SoJuiceySoWeedy hippy

[SoJuiceySoWeedy]

@KhristAlmighty ass munch

[krogdog]

I'm amazed it took that long for someone to kick his ass!!

[njjjjgyhh]

Make an effort Naughty bride in your area mworld5.info

[MohoFlaggins]

I bet she would regret those punches if she knew this was on YouTube

[8484terry]

what a sport he is, he had that all on film, couldve pressed cgarges, but he didnt even care lmao!!! balls!

[farmdogg69]

@8484terry rofl yea he even gives her a hug

[8484terry]

@farmdogg69 balls of steel! lol

[hackleback]

lol "I JUST WANNA PLAY THE GAME!!"

[Wyteass]

"i just wanted to play the game, i just wanted to have fun" best part

[PinkisKink]

This has ghettoness written all over it. :-(

[badassreinitz]

lol shes hitting him and he doesn't care

[HLimmen]

I thought you were part of the game, NO!!! HAhahahahha

[paul9663]

When Tom put that cigarette in his mouth from the street, that was pure genious comedy.

[Kaasbaas045]

@paul9663 hahaha hell yea, I laughed so hard

[aprilmarco]

That shit is so funny.

[kovacs562]

i thing i would of punched her back

[Wyteass]

"i just wanted to have fun, i just wanted to play the game"

greatest shit i ever seen

[Valkyzer]

lmao 1:12

[Alectr0n]

No...No.....Alright. 

[danrichards23]

i admit im a little prejudice but damn, does everything have to be about race?

[cemetery1]

Typical nigger.

[AngelVomit26]

@cemetery1 Are you really THAT ignorant?

[LulzBat]

@AngelVomit26 shut up bitch go back to the kitchen you nigger lover.

[AngelVomit26]

@LulzBat What the hell do you want me to do in the kitchen? I can't fucking cook, you racist piece of shit. RACIST....you can call me a N Lover all you want...I'm not RACIST like some people....

[johnmagugu]

You could have said "LMAO at the WOMAN punching him," but of course you are clearly a racist, so in your mind the first thing about her isn't that she is a woman or she is punching, but she is black before all else. Totally immaterial what she looks like, she is the only one punching him in the segment

[zakzero123]

hahahahahahaha. IM JUST PLAYING THE GAME!

[AngelVomit26]

I like the used cigarette butt at the end

[DBFRESH702]

@AngelVomit26 THE USED CIGARETTE BUTT WAS FUCKING FUNNY.

[AngelVomit26]

@DBFRESH702 Totally, dude.

[ateamga]

Rofl

"I just wanna play the game."

[PimpinAV]

oh man that is funny, atleast someone had enough sense to punch him

[georgekush]

her black ass got fired.

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

o no! not slugger! how do u kno?

[laker2125]

That's unnecessary

[georgekush]

lol she is black, nothin racist bout it

[georgekush]

rofl/

[djmixnmagic]

Slugger!! I remember her!

[MegaAdultLink]

That gangsta was so hard that he didn't even need to move when he got squirted

[roofdoubleflip]

the yellow shirt gangster stands there for 10 seconds getting wet , then finally moves away

[Vulturefood]

@roofdoubleflip Gangster? yikes must be in the midget cavalry... the under 4 foot to ride this ride.

[Marsdevilsvolta]

@roofdoubleflip he had a freaking raincoat on man lol

[PurpleVisionQuest]

LMAO at the black woman punching him

[piiiilheich]

Holy Crap I remember watching this when it was New on MTV like 10 years ago, this is a classic. Tom green was bomb! can ANYone find the old intro from his show (the one where he sings his theme song and throws papers all over himself inside of a little office copy room) You know! PLEASE, literally - nobody has posted that on YouTube yet!! WTF I THOUGHT THAT INTRO WAS A CLASSIC?!?!?! I am shocked and disappointed from the internet.

[Vitaminnn07]

omg hilarious. look at him with the cigarette in his mouth

[Kamzik2006]

Wow, someone finally hits him. :)

[sugarveins26]

How come everytime I favorite one of these they get erased????

[gitrdonedavid]

Wow he said "The game" lol he got hit lol

[Gerchotazo]

you were the best tom.. and you will still

[KTownWho]

RIP

[supasole72]

?????????

[Dprill95]

9th comment

[Louix94]

lmao

[P3nguinPalooza]

Lol, haha.

[kwlsk8a4life]

hahah awesome!!!!!!!