Kevin Smith: Evening Harder - about Superhero Movies (1)

[felineshadow0221]

i REALLY want to see that version of the Green Hornet cant be any worse than Green Lantern

[theartistwhocrys]

fat fuck..lol....

[BMFMSH]

he did that green hornet only as a comic not a movie, so wanna see kev's green hornet? go get it at your local comicbook shop

[Decklocation]

I want to see his Green Hornet movie.

[swarm69]

wow ..that would have been so much better than the actual green hornet movie

[painlessissuicide]

I had heard that he was gonna direct a version of the Green Arrow, with Jason Mewes as Oliver Queen

[apodist15]

@painlessissuicide please don't...



[Cuddlz]

If I had the money, I'd finance a Kevin Smith superhero movie just for the lulz.

[comicbookprodigy995]

@Cuddlz Even if you did, he says he's quitting directing because it's too long, too hard, and too tedious.

[666deadman1988]

Kevin Smith should do an Askewniverse comic version of 'Crisis on Infinite Earths', but like a parody version of it lol.

[AdamBomb669]

I would definitely watch a superhero movie the way he wants to make it. Batman is talking to Robin about pussy, and Robin is like, "Sorry, I like cock."

[JimmelHappyFunTime]

"You gonna wear tights?"

[HarUman1234]

Everybody stop the vid at about 0:09 seconds, there is a guy on the far left who looks like Tobey Maguire.

[TheSukhberSingh]

I want to hear what he had to say about anal sex because I know it will be awesome.

[primenemisis]

Q tarantino and kevin smith are the best at dialogue in movies

[MichaelLeroi]

@primenemisis all of quentin tarantino's characters are the same

[primenemisis]

@MichaelLeroi Are you being sarcastic or serious?

[babbleintooblivion]

Come back to England!

[bogdanbosss]

This guy is so fucking funny!!!

[Juggalo5588]

My god this guys so fuckin funny!

[lilnasty59]

Mullet

[Suckfest83]

Does anyone else think the guy in the red and white jacket asking the question might be a stoner? XD

[sweetjimmyhotpants]

Luv Kev, but honestly the shorts and the long coats are really gay (in a bad way). Please get some new duds bro.

[amasingfatass]

that is true fat guys do give awesome head...ladies

[enj06]

This is crazy high pitched XD

[wakingthekadabra]

he didn't write cop out

[thefonkykid]

@wakingthekadabra sorry dude but Kevin Smith directed "Cop Out" and "Jersey Girl" some of the worst films ever, even "Mallrats" and "Dogma" are horrible, you have to be stoned to enjoy those movies.

FACT.

[midgetadam]

@thefonkykid Directed yea but he didn't write it, reading comprehension moron. Know the facts.

[SmokenxKush]

wtf are you talkin about

dogma was awesome

and if u dont like the shit get the fuck off the page

[thimoneus]

@thefonkykid I loved watching Mallrats and Dogma the first times I watched them and wasn't stoned either time. FACT. I watched them stoned later and didn't like them any more because of it. They are not stoner movies. Films like Yellow Submarine, Easy Rider, and Slacker are stoner movies, not the stuff Kevin Smith makes.

[xaikochan]

@thefonkykid

Dogma was awesome.

Are you posting stoned?

[felineshadow0221]

i would love to see his version of the green hornet just to see the characters do that exact car bit

[cha5]

Well you can pick up his Green Hornet comicbook which just came out last week.

I hope it's written better than Cop Out was.

[sourgirl99]

FUCKIN HILARIOUS!

[vikingablod1016]

hes so fucking awesome

[heli82]

daredevil movie sucked!!!!!!

[erinshunny]

@heli82 nah, it was ok...

[spivaman]

... I would watch the shit out of that version of the Green Hornet, lol, comedic genius

[secondsession]

"sorry, I like cock".

fuck i lol'd

[Dzelde66]

Hilarious.......Kevin could almost give up movies and just go stand-up!

[badabing1551]

what i love about kevin is that he can get off topic about anything and still find a way to tie what he's randomly talking about into the actual question that is brilliant

[Marspyramids]

God damn Kevin is hilarious!

[indy4ever]

why doesn't he just do standup?

[greenplastikme]

I was thinking that too, i enjoy listening to his talks as much as his movies.

[scarringlight]

hes such a funny bastard it basically is standup

[redsoxfan3418]

I actually prefer his Q and A style, no matter what the fucking question he is always hilarious.

[indy4ever]

I agree completely. What I meant was, 'Why doesn't he just stop directing what are admittedly quite funny films, and instead focus on doing genuinely brilliant spoken word shows?'

[davidgoesmoo]

@indy4ever because that would put him in "That Category" and i don't think he wants that

[Bigcat6mm]

@indy4ever no money in it..but Q n A's and live SModcast Pay.

[iwantyouall]

@indy4ever he does that to

[DaBigMan550]

@indy4ever If you watch more of his stuff, this IS his stand up.

[thedarkknight6317]

@indy4ever he says he is not a comedian

[999grime]

@indy4ever this basically is a stand up to be fair, just the heckles are questions 

[NecrorceN]

@indy4ever Because he's a god and he can do a load of things in this life!

[Wonderboyy891]

Wonder if the English guy with the hockey jersey got any from the girl next to him after the show lmao

[stupoo3]

this is like a form of stand up comedy! I like.

[felineshadow0221]

i would love to see kevin smiths version of the green hornet just for that bit he described XDD kevin smith is the best

[JSuelto1]

bruce lee played kato

[TheSkesh]

Make sure you say The Original, the new one is Stephen Chow....

[Falconsfan35]

also seth rogen plays Britt....

[HighImpactLunacy]

he sounds just like Jack black.

[TheSkesh]

At points yes he does lol.

[mckillbot5000]

stephen chow is going to be kato. I don;t think kayne west is quite "asan" enough,,,

[mclovin2507]

did he write the one with seth rogen? was there awlready a green hornet or is that the only one

[ACIDkaleidoScope]

i belive there was a green hornet movie wayyyy back in the day

[solorash]

I wanna see that movie !!!!

[coldfusion34]

600

[hpbeast]

Kevin Smith is GOD

[twiztidlestat]

Its funny, He IS gonna do green hornet with Stephen Chow and Seth rogan. I cant wait

[agntsmith]

Kevin Smith dropped the project around 2006. Rogen is writing Green Hornet with Evan Goldberg.

[LSnicket4]

Michel Gondry is directing The Green Hornet, which is great because Gondry is such a visionary.

[ACIDkaleidoScope]

no no he is no...... seth rogan is writing it with evan goldberg and has no affiliation with the film....

[twiztidlestat]

Well, Now Im hearing that Its Seth rogan as Hornet and Kanye friggin West as Kato? What the fuh

[ACIDkaleidoScope]

nope.... just stephen chow as kato and rogen as hornet

[chawk111]

Do you stand to profit form the movie? If not why do you care?

Don't whore yourself to multi-million dollar media companies.

[dannybex]

Smith: "Basically in England, there's a 46-part question."

And apparently a 937 part answer.

[KinPlaya1]

sometimes I think im bisexual!! rawr.... mmm girls..

LOL what!! X.x L9

[neotropic]

pretensious asshole. he should just shut the fuck up. I can't believe people pay money to even look at this cunt's face.

[nayrskater]

well atleast he speaks his mind.

[ahabthewhaler]

if he is a wanker then he uses his dick doesn't he. have you always been this simple or was there an accident?

[hOOdilol]

wow like 10 pages of 2 to 3 noobs talking shit to each other in a FREAKIN YOUTUBE VIDEO THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEIR ARGUMENT.

wtf is wrong with ppl nowadays really?...lifeless fools... -_-

[shoolerbop]

Sir, I totally agree with you. Most of these poor Internet bastards have nothing else better to do that slam Kevin Smith...who is a Comic Genius!!! They have to troll around and pursue one of lifes most obtainable goals...Trolling the Internet Annoymously. Society...these cock stains in particular...love to debate and troll and bitch and throw out little pithy says. I bet that my post alone garnishes a back lash of these hemeriods bashing me...anyway...sir...I agree with you.

[kevinbbykiller]

and your doing what thats diff from them?

[drunkdonutboy]

Wow, I've never seen so many thumbs down on a video...even the controversial ones...O_O

[spidey2065]

Kevin Smith = God

[MMAFightingZone]

what is its bullet proof super duper uber strength glass huh? HUH?! my point exactly ;)

[rugshort]

As I said, you have yourself a nice life, I'm sure you've got lots of friends who think you're great. What a shame you're so vehemently argumentative. I hope it works out for you.

[rugshort]

YEAH, WELL DITTO.

[rugshort]

Yeah well, I've got to make like an old oak table now.

[rugshort]

Probably "wuff!"

[rugshort]

glass house is in the cross-hairs?

[zufgh]

no it's not

[rugshort]

Some sort of political term? I'm keen to understand.

[rugshort]

Good, let's hope someone puts a well-deserved boot up your arse real soon.

[rugshort]

You are a hateful fucking swine.

[rugshort]

The laxative is for you. Maybe if you took some of the hoarhound you're so keen on it would have the same effect.

[rugshort]

I did google it, it can be made into cough mixture.

[rugshort]

I'd suggest some sort of laxative then!

[rugshort]

I digress.

[zufgh]

LOL what's evil in batman ?

[rugshort]

The Joker is evil of course that's the whole premise. He's insane. Batman too suffers psychological trauma as a child and is psycho.

I'm just saying the movie is very dark and shouldn't be viewed by minors. It's open for debate. You seen it?

[zufgh]

of course i've seen it but a comic book film which seems to be pretty tame by today's standards should not be viewed by children(the target audience) because the joker is evil ?

[rugshort]

Sorry, IMO it's an adult movie. Not for children.

[rugshort]

Hey, what exactly is it you do all day? it's 11.30pm here, I've done a hard days work and my kids and partner are asleep. Go out and find a girl (or boy!) f'christ sakes!

[rugshort]

The store is pretty special and could probably get it. I live in London, so still have pennies. You can still buy sweets in the shop for a penny a chew.

I prefer 'West Side Story'

[rugshort]

Really? I'll have to ask Hope and Greenwood if they have any.

I'm aware of HAL and the movie. It's a tiny bit dull.

[rugshort]

Sorry I don't follow you.

[rugshort]

What's hoarhound, cough mixture? I don't get it.

I use pennies. I said she was bright.

Did Hal have a father that wasn't around much if at all and watched 4-5 hours of tv a day?

[rugshort]

I was making an assumption.

[rugshort]

Just read into it whatever the hell you like boss. You're damn right I'll raise my kids my way. That's why we have no bullshit tv and my eldest daughter is as bright as a shiny new penny. I feel protective because I don't want her taken away from me by a fuck-up who's been raised by the video/computer/tv screen.

[rugshort]

Have you seen the movie? Of course there's graphic violence there. I was pointing to the difference between graphic violence and the intention of violence. Like when you don't actually see the guy's ear sliced of in Reservoir Dogs. Keep your hair on mate, there's no need to get so worked up. Chill. Find your neutral space.

[rugshort]

You sound like you really do live in an ivory tower. I guess you still live with your parents and they still buy your underwear for you?

[rugshort]

It doesn't matter if you see it or not if the intention is there, our brain's are sufficient enough to make the imaginative connection.

[rugshort]

I realise that, I've attended studies in art and visual cultures. So you feel responsible for your 10 year old brother, but don't really give a hoot what other families subject their kids to? Be it eating at McDonalds every day or playing excessively violent computer games. These things all mount up to hospital bills for the obese paid for in this country by tax payers (me) and retarded teens who think it's ok to carry a knife and stab anyone who "disrespects" them. Don't tell me my business.

[rugshort]

What...? And Dark Knight isn't graphic? Just because you don't see the pencil actually going into the guys eye and the Joker slitting someone's face open, the intention is still there. I didn't piss myself at the movie, but an 8 year old watching it? Come on, please be realistic about this, it's just wrong matey. Re Oz and Exorcist , I was merely trying to illustrate a point that there is some dark stuff out there that only an adult mind can cope with.

[rugshort]

Ivory tower? Look it up, you've got a pooter.

Whatever I find in the whole of society's youth isn't my business? I'm sorry but I was trying to state that I thought the new Batman movie shouldn't be seen by young kids because it could damage them psychologically. Clockwork Orange was banned from being shown on tv for over 30 years in this country. I saw the Wizard of Oz whn I was four and it freaked me out for years. The Exorcist scared the hell out of me.

[rugshort]

My god, that hurt. I don't mind it if my kids swear, it's kind of funny when they do. I do want to protect them, what father wouldn't?

I almost forgot I'm leaving comments to a bunch of Kevin Smith fans. It's hardly surprising.

[rugshort]

Anyway, back to Kevin Smith. A bluntman and chronic movie? Who the fuck gives a fuck? How would that enhance the world?

[CzarAlgae]

You're ridiculous! You don't want your kid to say "fuck" but you use within a two-word radius! Holy shit!

[rugshort]

Crikey. Get a fuckin' life.

[CzarAlgae]

Are you shitting me?

What the hell am I doing that you aren't?

Besides of course being a stupid sod.

[rugshort]

Don't be so hard on yourself.

[CzarAlgae]

Don't kid yourslef, I meant you are a stupid sod.

[rugshort]

I'll try not to kid myslef then!

[CzarAlgae]

I doubt that, otherwise you'd just quit your insane argument and shut the hell up.

[rugshort]

Why are you joining in?

[CzarAlgae]

What the hell are the message boards for if not to message?

[rugshort]

I'm justa regular person who concerned about what it is the mass media are trying to force on our kids as entertainment. I liked the Batman movie, but there's some evil stuff in it that could fuck with a child's head.

[CzarAlgae]

Oh, shut up.

[rugshort]

Hey, good argument.

[rugshort]

So what if I do. Define overprotective. Oh, and stop being ignorant.

[rugshort]

What has that got to do with it?

[rugshort]

No, I don't guess you see much of what's going on from the ivory tower where you live.

[rugshort]

kids up until they're teenagers should still believe in fairies not this psycho bullshit. I saw a kid in the cinema who was 8 and had no concept of what the hell this film was about bvut the darkness had entered his soul, probably making him one of the Peckham f**k -ups in years to come. How many youngsters been stabbed around your way recently? Paranoid..., yes?

[angeltosome]

Now Seth Rogen is doing The Green Hornet. Hope Smith gets a cameo.

[wigglyz0rz]

genius

[kurtrulez]

Actually a movie starring two superheroes just talking about sex instead of saving ppl and stuf, could be pretty good though.

[2Girls1Jamie]

Kevin Smith is the man!

[BelacXDSW]

Kevins basicly amazing and you all know it.

[zufgh]

i love how he makes kevin feel welcome

[KowboyKyle384]

yeah and they will all become cult classics

and almost everyone who watches those next 5 to 6 movies will love them

[playlandprod]

what are you talking about dipshit, his movies are awesome, atleast the guy knows comics book, not like that asshole tim burton who ruined batman

[DrummermanMatt]

I agree that he shouldn't do Super Hero movies. I am glad he is big enough to admit it. Lack of patience is a bad trait for a director of a movie in that genre. Daredevil wasn't that great, I still don't know why they made him kill without care. Any avid Daredevil fan knows he has strong convictions against killing and other such things.

[etcartman81]

I guess you knowing that much about daredevil helps you getting laid?

[DrummermanMatt]

etcartman81, there is more to life than that. If you desire a shallow life like that, then that is your choice. Joy in life doesn't come from open sex. You need to grow up, dude.

[etcartman81]

thank you for that comment I need to say nothing else about you DrummermanMatt

[bouncylj]

you would be surprised i know some well hot, comic book chicks

[joesatriani15]

^^^^that kids fuckin funny. i'm goin with what he said

[RadicalNotion]

smith is too much into lowbrow bathroom humor. he is like the comic book from the simpsons with a bit of talent for storytelling.

[mallratter12]

Is it just me, or does his voice sound a little weird? I don't know, it's probably me. This is hilarious. Red State is gonna rock.

[CosmicProductions]

He's brilliant. Really an idol to young filmmakers. Like myself

[ftball7bjs]

Okay, remind me again how outrage over the despicable status of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan connects to people laughing at a video of the mildly comedic ramblings of director/writer Kevin Smith at a talk in England?

That's what I thought.

[lukaspukas1]

Fuck you you motherfucker

[wmajor13]

"no im sorry, i love cock" LMAO

[DoritosOFdeath]

i have this dvd.....2 3 HOUR SHOWS!!!!

[Tonnikool]

everybody has this dvd... first one is a LOT better though

kevin has no real stories in the second, and his movies are gertting really... well... WHAT THE F*** HAPPENED TO CLERKS !? I miss the original Kevin Smith, with no money and clever dialogue...

[redlunarearth]

you don't know dick about film or writers you no talent having sneaker

[brightlights456X]

good quality

[hanshotfirst1138]

You'd think that he'd just do stand-up.

[Jubiechan]

Sorry, I like cock!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[RexFromDefgab]

XD If that wasn't a comment for *this* video, that would be hilarious.

[BoBman909]

seth rogan and kevin smith should make a movie where the both sit on a couch and just talk about anything it will cost fuck all and make a bomb.

[Takun117]

i agree cause knowing them two they could think up some funny shit and just rely on peoples imagination instead of acting it out cause lets face it everytime they bring up a hyperthetical star wars scenario i play it out in my head and that shits funny...