The Zoo

[GdoubleWB]

Lion: King of the Jungle

Human: King of the Planet

[deathpill100]

he has no forehead!

[TrintekGaming]

watching this while a Christian Mingle ad is in the corner lol

[Krauserowns]

those giraffes have huge fuckin balls

[MikaValentino]

Oh God....Animal Abuse!!! Take him down!

[stuchly1]

i almost died during the lion part... xxD

[WTFOMGFFSWOW]

TJ missunderstood the aligator thing, they gave the crock money so he wont kill them :)

[DokiDokiP]

It appears TJ has lost the top part of his head.

[froggymicwop]

dude, animals are lazy. this should be no surprise. they are given food every day without any effort, so all there is to do is lounge around.

[JacobDanielRay]

Did you see Gorilla199 there at the zoo in his exhibit? LOL

[FornicateWithRaptors]

is it me or does it look like he has the shortest forehead in the universe?

[Oskoreii]

Lions doesn't live in the jungle

[kanakadansen]

also TJ + black cap + black screen = half headed TJ

[KarmicAnarchist]

You're lucky no-one told the monkeys. ABOUT THE BANANAS UP YOUR ARSE! That would be like, doing tricks for food right?

[Ironhearted02]

Kiss my hairy unshaven christian ass u unholy turdling

[kanakadansen]

@Ironhearted02 "hairy unshaven" ... orly? suck my tremendous humongous penis

[EliroX904]

There should be a section that lets you have sex with animals.

[guildmastersan]

why is there an add for the national guard, with a soldier holding a bible? seems a bit misplaced.

[CWOLF28]

what happened to the top of your head D:!!!!

[JacobWuzHer3]

i like be background w/ the black hat

[9009Hayden]

There is something wrong with you.

[totodile493]

I think that giant alligator was fake, lol. I saw one at the Rainforest Cafe.

[FinaIFrontier]

@cheeseytp Uhh...im not copying but ok. Ill try to abide by your standards.

[CGatorK]

This video is Fucking funny lol!!!!! :D

[CGatorK]

This video is Fucking funny lol!!!!! :D

[FinaIFrontier]

he looks like he is missing the top of his head, lol

[twidxxx]

take that pita !!! hahaha

[Tarynus]

Does anybody actually care about dirtywhores4cash's "cure4atheism" videos?

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Nah, didn't think so

[The420Destroyer]

Like I said douchebag stop your fuckin crying about what I typed. Are you the fat fucks lover? turn off your pc and then sell it. Morons like you shouldn't even own one.

[bassplayer703]

haha,my zoo is free

[coda623]

lol it looks like his head is cut off from the forehead up.

[saiAhikaru]

i love your old videos :D

[p4ndiamond]

if you were black onlyteeth and eyes would be left :D

[killthemwithfirelol]

@p4ndiamond What about his shirt? :P

[luciferAir]

you should have worn a black t-shirt too.

[WanaPlayDrums98]

what happened to the top of your head?

[The420Destroyer]

A trip to the zoo, eh? Family reunion was it?

[Kitsune1414]

@The420Destroyer

Ohohohoho how clever you are!

(sarcasm)

[The420Destroyer]

@Kitsune1414 you said it!!!

[XenophonZolatta]

@The420Destroyer thats ok nice try, prob sounded funny while you were high. but it aint

[The420Destroyer]

@XenophonZolatta stop whining

[XenophonZolatta]

@The420Destroyer learn what words mean.

[The420Destroyer]

@XenophonZolatta You typed at me first, so if you can't handle it stop typing keyboard commando.

[XenophonZolatta]

@The420Destroyer cant handle it? what are you even saying? your joke was cheesy, i said it basically sucked, you then said stop whining which doesnt even make sense therefore i told you to learn what words mean. im not trying to argue, im just saying be funnier or dont try at all brah. keyboard commando?

[boernout]

lions don´t live in teh jungle

[fetalalien1369]

It looks like the top of your head has been sawed off. It has nothing to do with this video. I just thought I'd comment on it.

[chrism4n14]

Looks like your forehead isn't there... Just sayin'

[zomb3kill3r]

im pretty sure gorillas have opposable thumbs..

[SirGodfreytheUnicorn]

The alligator at my local zoo has a bunch of coins in his exhibit, too.

[popstarfromhel]

Hey tj why do you wear nailpaint on your middlefinger? Its kinda homosexual.

Good video nonetheless

[PuresG1ft]

@popstarfromhel dont you call penn gay

[BrettBloomfield1]

@popstarfromhel lol and ur homophobic its a style

[hamzah938]

TJ, you are an ATHEIST ASSHOLE ! I challenge you to make a video of a 6 min duration where you DON'T criticize anyone or anything. I don't think you're up to my challenge!

[Vix847]

@hamzah938 What kind of pussy challenge is that? TJ is a critic. What do critics do all the time? They fucking criticize things, you imbicile. It's not as if you talk to him on a daily basis, so if you don't like him being an asshole, then don't watch his fucking videos.

[quantum123100]

@hamzah938 He speaks the truth. Looks like you got a problem with the fucking truth, asshole.

[guitaralafreak]

TJ WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD?!?!?!

[doodleking7]

lucky... i couldn't find the fucking white tiger....

[ShadowTheSilenced]

ive been to the national zoo and the philladelphia zoo and i think about 3 different zoo's in florida.

[MaddogRJ]

the like bar is micheal jackson's penis the dislike bar is a little boy's

[tobi944]

Gorilla is the Buddha! Except that gorilla can crush your head WHILE he's not even giving a fuck. So he's like a hairy, kickass version of Buddha!

[andyandcarl]

Gorilla = Badass.

[BenTheHen2000]

YOU DON'T HAVE A FOREHEAD!!!! AHHH!!

[MrBrooksGrant]

where is the top of his head?

[johndebbra]

off topic but you want to see the brutality of death and have net flix watch the movies Death scenes1 and death scenes 2..if you do not get nauseous..no way can you be human ok well you can but do not come near me ..you to scary

[TheDemocracyDelusion]

In my reality... YOU are the exhibit!!

I see you... but you don't see me... hahahaha I own you bitch, your a youtube pet.

I reckon a video of you getting cattle prodded would be fucking awesome :P

[generalmajorfoe]

Only atheists toss coins to make wishes. Poor foulmouthed rednecks. "I'm gonna go to a zoo to see animals act berzerk..." take some meds bro, you fidget and shift your weight a lil TOO much. maybe it's the devil in you.

[ShroomFuu86]

@generalmajorfoe Are you retarded? serious question.

[generalmajorfoe]

@ShroomFuu86 are you single and alone? serious assumption.

[andyandcarl]

@generalmajorfoe ...you're an idiot.

[generalmajorfoe]

@andyandcarl if only i cared what some homo says anonymously, is carl your assmaster? seriously, by age 44 you should be past shit talking online. thanks.

[andyandcarl]

@generalmajorfoe That's the best insults you got? A homosexual joke? What are you 13?

[generalmajorfoe]

@andyandcarl your expectations of intelligent verbal confrontations are pretty high, i'm guessing you've grown accustomed to negative attention. late night sneaky uncle, perhaps? you're welcome for the view i gave you for 'Blue Funk', however, I wished I could get that minute or so back. I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or just pity you. I did all three. Powerful shit. Kudos.

[501poundmiget]

@generalmajorfoe i agree with general, especially since you're a living contradiction since you tell him to stop talking shit yet in 1 comment alone you insult him 3 times, one insult with homophobia ~_^ pretty pathetic. bigotry = weak little kids' mentality / shouldnt exist in today's world.

[EBproduction1]

it looks you have no top of your head in this video.

[Killur10]

lol, the Orangutang looks like TJ.

[thejoebuck86]

@majorl311 No, that's because zoos are evidence of evolution. Cause I'm sure your magic sky man took the time to make 50 different kinds of ladybugs.

[majorl311]

@thejoebuck86 no He just put the whole process into play is all

[majorl311]

He goes to the zoo and still can't see God's handiwork

[LegalHeroin]

@majorl311

NO ITS LORD XENU'S HANDI WORK! YOU ARE CRAZY!

[majorl311]

@LegalHeroin oh ok your right

[TheEnglishAtheist1]

@majorl311 No, He can see evolution. It is not "god" it is the editor of nature, And that is the animals themselves, And random mutations.

[theguybye]

LOL 3:33 his head disapears

[reflex1reflex1]

LOOOOOOL "WE OWN U MOTHER FUCKERSSS!!!" This guy is hilarious!

[Crabb90]

I hope you get mauled by a tiger at the zoo.

[99660066]

damn nature you scary

[Alf90100]

Lions aren't considered endangered. They may be locally endangered/extinct depending on the region of their range you're looking at, but overall they aren't endangered.

[CHAOSin8bits]

oh shit someone stole TJ's brain!  jk

[Litterboxer529]

lol at the gorilla at 1:50

[swinetastic]

It's funny how some morons commented only on his black hat ,rather than the content of the actual video. Just an example of ignorant behaviour. The whole zoo concept is a mockery of nature btw.

[willsevysmile]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TOP HALF OF HIS HEAD!

[TheLordGodHimself]

@willsevysmile The alligator ate it.

[MotherNikita]

That gorilla was awesome.

[zubestr]

that gorrila knows ther secrets to life

[bobisking1257]

you guys don't need to tell me who painted it i know i watched this to.

[bobisking1257]

watching this video about the zoo and then going to the comments to see what people thought about it... all i see is a bunch of guys talking about someone painting their finger nail.

[brettsworld99]

whats the "cure4atheism" stuff?

[Aiolome]

@brettsworld99 It's what the internet mainly refers to as an 'attention whore'.

[brettsworld99]

@Aiolome well its annoying, no one else can post a VR because it wont be seen

[White14Man]

Only fags paint their fucking nails.

[thorfoxxx]

why are your nails painted... i also saw in your brick video you tonails were semi painted

[GUNS4MIKE1234]

@thorfoxxx Idk why he did his toenails maybe thats just his thing who cares does it really matter? it does look like he did only his middle finger nails so I find that very funny lols would piss off some dickshit just that tiny bit more haha.

[omghalowars1]

he has no top of head

[tubofjoy]

@omghalowars1

That was tripping me out the entire time

[avstudio1]

you have absolutely 'NO SKULL' in this video. I shall call you blunt-skull

[mikinchikin]

that gurrirah isa baws

[8kupkake]

lmao at the comments on how dumb the animals are "hey mr gorilla look at my fuckin iphone bitch, bet you wish you had one of these" haha i always love seeing the primates at my local zoo because they always do something retarded and hilarious

[ChokingKills]

Tramps should dress up as alligators.

[Corrosive1]

this looks fucking funny when my screen brightness is so dark I cant seperate your hat from background :D but no srsly funny shit again , laughed at the throwing kids to lions -part

[ela112299]

HEHEH your head blends with the background..

[benchoko2]

well an orangutan has the strength of 20 men

[InFlamesAddictive]

"nah, nah, that bores me actually."

[Mikanish]

what happened to the top part of his head lol

[InFlamesAddictive]

@Mikanish Hat dude... hat...

[Spartakist85]

the stupidest animal in that zoo at that time later made a youtube clip on his visit to the zoo....

[PaulThePuppetier]

I wish I was more like a gorilla

[Vogeybear]

I love the commentary on the gorilla.

[TheAmazingNobody]

hilarious ~

[egarcia115]

dude animals arent pets, they arfe lifetime companions and great lovers, treat them right

[DavidPlim]

@egarcia115 he meant animals IN the zoo are pretty much community pets

[TheGreatDeciever55]

@egarcia115 you sound like you suck your dogs dick

not that you do-----but thats just exactly what it sounds like

[emeraldthechao174]

I love seeing any primate in zoos because they always do something interesting.

[thenvdude]

i hate the zoo animals belong in the wild and when u see em there in their home its fun,u start appreciating nature.

how'd u feel if u re put up in a zoo in say an alien planet

"mommy look a stupid human lets throw coins at him"

lol

[justhere4comment]

@thenvdude that would be a slightly even anywhere good comparison if animals had any free thought

[KingTekins]

@thenvdude there was a twilight zone episode like that

[benchoko2]

@thenvdude I think that too but its too late if it was born in captivity if it gets use to people feeding it,it'll be too late to adapt and it'll starve to death because its expects someone to help it. just saying

[Scthatch1]

OMFG YOU GOT NO BRAIN WTF xD

jk lol nice hat thingy w/e

[snozwanger234]

nice black hat.

[iZoomable]

LOL SINCE YOUR HAT IS BLACK AND MATCHES THE BACKROUND IT LOOKS LIKE THE UPPER SIDE OF YOUR HEAD IS MISSING.

shit i typed in caps lock...

[NorthKoreaTroll]

WHERE IS THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD

[Tattas999]

@NorthKoreaTroll It's out visiting the boring zoo

[LikeALeadZeppelin]

@NorthKoreaTroll Stealth mode!!

[TheRedJunglist]

@NorthKoreaTroll Lol he's covering it up because he embarassed at how much he's losing his hair :)

[GagecCoffee14]

we owne you mothert fukas

[midaviru]

nice black nail on the middle finger

[thunder27100]

@midaviru lol eww

[silfidecontemporanea]

it looks like he has no top of the head

[arbitor365]

@silfidecontemporanea

lol, I know

[Loladdict500]

You know what I think I think the alligator sign is just some clever reverse psychology scheme. Because people get curious about what will happen and decide to throw a coin in.. And nothing happens because the alligator is really seperated because hes too obese to fend of the other alligators.. And that is a coin wasted :O

[davidsonchamps2009]

OMG! the top of tj's head is cut off!!! agh!

[DFWDan]

Please tell me I just didn't catch or hear the sarcasm. You want to complain about sluggish animals on an 80 degree day. Try living close to the Fort Worth Zoo, which is one of the best in the US, and its 100+.

[skinnyjeansAndlynx]

i love this guy. i literally do. he puts life in a light to show what it trully is. and im grateuful theres at leest one person out there who can tell it how it is

[mastaODI56]

gorilla's are the maester race

[supersmash43]

That would be so cool. Seeing lions attack annoying kids and overweight cows!

[Screwitful]

I cant see the top of your head... mindfuck

[clovestl]

its free in st.louis to go to the zoo :D

[veryboredpug]

@clovestl D.C too c: except the parking is fucking expensive but who the fuck drives to DC when there's the subway <_<

[xXLonesomeLyricsXx]

Oh I love your nails :D

[hogmasta]

omg i love your nails :D

[the5thCount]

Dude, why would you condone throwing a child to a ferocious animal?

[hogmasta]

@the5thCount because he hates children if you've watched his new videos. i do to =/

[the5thCount]

@hogmasta

All I can say to you is you were a child once...

[hogmasta]

@the5thCount however im not now and have the right to hate what i like. as are you. therefore that argument is invalid.

[the5thCount]

@hogmasta

You do have the right to hate children, I never removed that right. I simply find that you SHOULDN'T hate children.

But now that you brought it up, what is your definition of a "right?" Where do you get "rights?" Are "rights" simply subjective ideas so that a government can change them and redelegate them?

[hogmasta]

@the5thCount my rights are to do quite litraly whatever i like. the consequences of certain actions however are quite annoying =/. thats the FACT on rights. now, about children. you may think what you like however it is simply your own OPINION on what i should think and not an enforceable fact. turning this into an argument about rights will not change the fact of how wrong you are.

[the5thCount]

@hogmasta

Wait, so you say that your rights are whatever you like? So if you want to go and gang kill someone, does that mean that you have the right to do so?

You obviously have not studied any philosophy pertaining to rights.

And if you hate children, then you know what, just don't ever get laid. You'll never have to have children then...

[hogmasta]

@the5thCount i think you need some lessons in reading. like i said. i can do whatever i like. HOWEVER (read this part unlike last time) there are consequences for what i do whether they be good or bad. please read before you reply. and do YOU know what? getting laid doesn't have to have anything to do with children. i have a girlfriend, been with her for years now. and i plan on having children eventually. not because i dont hate them but because i want my legacy to continue. 

[the5thCount]

@hogmasta

Wow, so you want to have children and yet you hate them? You are going to be an abusive father...

I never disputed your ability to do whatever you wanted. I disputed your RIGHT to do whatever you wanted. There is a BIG difference...

[hogmasta]

'@the5thCount im assuming you don;t understand the differences yourself. i WAS abused as a child and when i have my children i have already vowed not to become what i was treated by. so please. just shutup before you act like a fool any longer.

[the5thCount]

@hogmasta

Wait, then this begs the question, why do you hate children in the first place? If you understand the pain of an abused child, then why would you hate children?

I hold it to be a fallacy to make generalizations over large portions of people. Certain forms of prejudice towards portions of people are sexism, racism, and ethnocentrism. I find the action of hating children to be kindred to these evils...

[hogmasta]

@the5thCount once again. you are now completely over exaggerating my views. when i say i hate children i am saying they bother me. they irritate me. they annoy me and most of the other terms that go along with it. this whole time youve been over exaggerating what i say. so please like i said. stop talking before you continue to act like a fool.

[the5thCount]

@hogmasta

Hmmm, is it me who was over exaggerating or was it you who misworded your position...

You said that you HATE children. Hating children is very different from being irritated by children. I myself am irritated by children. Irritation does not necessitate hate...

You have neglected to properly define your terms, thus the onus is on you to stop talking as you were the one who acted like a fool...

[hogmasta]

@the5thCount your being extremely contradictory. your saying im miswording things when your the one whos nit picking at the tiniest of things like the oh so common use of the word "hate" ask anyone and they will say that theres atleast one thing they hate. hate is a term commonly used to describe dislike in things. so its you whos wrong in this situation. also. irritation like i said earlier is not the only thing they cause in me meaning more than just that. must i continue to prove you wrong?

[the5thCount]

@hogmasta

No, you may continue to prove me right though...

I'm done, this is a waste of time...

[hogmasta]

@the5thCount saying im proving you right does not make it true in the least. you have lost. well played however

[LlamaCapo]

get off of my screen fatass

[hogmasta]

@LlamaCapo troll :D

[rybub07]

@LlamaCapo get off your computer fatass

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

YOu're pretty fucked up. But I admire you trying to overcome your fucked up southern upbringing

[MrClanzO]

You have half a head, but You little manage to talk.

[darkoworrior]

@MrClanzO who are you typing at? Why waste the energy trying to type with your mouth.

[thegoblicon]

what came first? the coins in the water or the sign asking people not to throw em... ponderment...something tells me the sign only promts the act more so... like "hey, thats a great idea, coinstar can eat a bag of dicks!"

[CanineFaeces]

The admission fee should include being able to sodomize the animals.

[roboptions]

No lets see you getting thrown in there. It be funny. Food talking shit to the tiger. Lion --> My food tastes like TheAmazingAtheist.

[roboptions]

Every post paid envelope you can find from scientology & Dianetics. Fill it with a print out of Xenu Leaflet. Than tape it to a brick and send it back as a response. Best way to protest. Tell all your friend to do this. The church of scientology will have a huge mail bill and each letter opened will free one of their members. Once you red Xenu leaflet they kick you out automatically. Tell as many people as you can. Power of the many. A million people send bricks back that should do something.

[kuurina]

i was confused until he starting talking about the circle of life and lion king, then it all clicked

[hadrian145]

you have half of a head

[SonOfCyrusTheGreat]

Apparently, I mean literally apparently, there seems to be no brains in ur skull as it ias half open, im quite baffled by how ur still talkin lol Just a joke mate, great work