Chris calls Kacey's father (4/14)

[Pipsocle]

"I was out shopping with my mom that day." This is so amazing.

[Dorminay42]

He was fired from Wendy's for doing 9/11.

[salamirterra]

Sounds like a bunch of BULL-SHEEEAT

[littlebit19801]

Lets see, he's calling this AUTISTIC person a wimp, yet his GROWN daughter needs someone to SUPPORT her, hmmmm.

[TheAdmiralPancake]

@littlebit19801

It makes perfect sense that you'd want your daughter to have a good man. It's not sexist that her husband/boyfriend shouldn't be dead weight, is it?

[littlebit19801]

@TheAdmiralPancake You don't get what I'm saying, Why doesn't this guy apply the same stuff to his daughter that he's applying to Chris? So it's ok for HER to be dead weight? Maybe Chris's father should call this girl up and rag HER for being a big overgrown BABY, who's father STILL is over-protective of her and spoils her, supports her and treats her like a 5 year old. I mean if SHE can live that kind of spoiled life it SHOULD be ok for anyone else to also.

[TheAdmiralPancake]

@littlebit19801

She's in college studying medicine. She's hardly dead weight. It's also a matter of scale. CWC has done NOTHING in his life. Kacey has done plenty.

Besides, the "dad" is an actor.

[littlebit19801]

@TheAdmiralPancake I think that makes this really bad and the reason I HATE to keep hearing people pick on Chris and always like "Get a job get a job get a job!!!!!!" Do people not realize, it's like Bob said, a lot of employers will NOT hire you if you're the least bit different. And this family is from the South and I know for a fact it's worse down here.

[TheAdmiralPancake]

@littlebit19801

You clearly don't know much about Chris.

[CorporateG0th]

@littlebit19801

So?

Sink or swim.

[littlebit19801]

@CorporateG0th Do you not have any compassion? or HEART?

[CorporateG0th]

@littlebit19801

Compassion != nurturing dependence

[littlebit19801]

@CorporateG0th Ok smart-ass this is getting no where!

[CorporateG0th]

@littlebit19801

Like Chris!

[SnitchSeeker]

@littlebit19801 If you listen to the extra calls,Kacey is a health freak.It is not about Chris being so fat.It's about him eating unhealthy food.Chris eats at Burger king 4 times a week.He was in his early 20s,taking blood medication for 70 year olds.

[littlebit19801]

@SnitchSeeker People are too extreme health fanatics now days, back in the day people ate what they wanted, smoked and still turned out OK. Now days people think you have to be extreme, and some still drop dead at age 30, hmmmm But I know a man who's smoked everyday of his life and he's in his 90s and healthy. You can eat at BK and still be healthy, hell I eat there quite a bit and I only weigh about 100 lbs

[SnitchSeeker]

@littlebit19801 Yes,but when Chris eats at Burger King,that takes a bad toll on his health.Chris is overweight,with a bad heart rate.If anything he should just listen to Kacey and try to live a healthier life for his own good.Kacey and maybe Jackie are the only two on-line girlfriends of Chris's that I kinda admire,because they gave him solid advices on how to better up his life.

[littlebit19801]

I bet he wouldn't like it if Chris's dad called his precious Kasey up and put her through an interogation like this.

[HenryvKeiper]

I'm surprised Matt didn't snap at him at 2:30. That was a tad bit rude, considering Matt's Kacey's father and they had just met.

[TheLastArchdemon]

i want this man.

I dont care that im a man who lives his china, kacey's father is the only pickle for me,

[kdodillet]

OMG I would date his daughter just to be around him. And I'm a straight chick.

[tmanuel44]

@kdodillet Then why wouldn't you just date him? 0.o

[kdodillet]

@tmanuel44 He's a little old for me. c:

[TheChristisgreat]

Matthew, I WANT TO MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER!.

I WORSHIP YOU

[roler42]

am i th eonly oone who loves whenever chris sighs?

he just slowly breaks down whenever he does that

[Cuss100]

I was honestly waiting for Christian to say Clyde Cashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh did 9/11.

[BloodiestMargie]

7:07 Hm. He was out shopping on 9 aleven, but then he was at Wendy's. Sooo..

[MrHomelessHank]

Bowl-sheet

[bealtespip123]

I fucking LOVE the way Mr.Devoria raises his voice and Chris gets even more nervous! :D

[BKSF1]

ROFL, 07:35

[rawrvintageisclassic]

okay hands down, Kacey's father IS the new Chuck Norris!!

[xMarty182x]

The best parts of the call is when Chris says something he thinks is impressive and pauses mid-sentence for a couple of seconds awaiting his hard-earned praise.

The hard-earned praise never comes.

[notmack]

can this guy go into radio, please?

[insanemagicguy]

Kacey's dad is what happens if Old Spice Guy impregnates Chuck Norris.

[spanketyspankety]

Listening to Chris try to save face is like a train wreck haha

[nonostaystraight]

"if i may finish..."

i would have lost it right there

[renanjr123]

w8 a minute. the towers went down 8:46am-10:28am, so that means chris was supposedly having a bitch fit wit the manager and got fired between opening time til at latest 10:28am, and then he supposedly went shopping(most likely the mall since the chandlers don't cook) right after he got fired. So basically chris musta made up some shit to make it look like he was more involved.

[CaseHa]

@renanjr123 not to mention he was outta high school, so his "biological clock" was all messed up, so he was probably sleeping during the whole time

[DiehardJaguarFan]

kacey's dad's voice? Awesome. I mean, his voice is as deep as mine (bass) and a hell of a lot stronger.

[renanjr123]

kacey's dad is fking kicking as while chris is just being the loser he is today, man its pretty obvious he only cares about is getting a wife to leech off of and fuck the shit out of her til she dies of exhaustion.

[Cthululz]

"What, did the fry cook break up with you?"

[FaunoBoi]

It's amazing how kacey's dad could keep this acting for too long.

[Jkn127]

" bull shieeet" lol i love that

[SlashFirestorm]

I heard that when Kacey's dad went to Iraq, he flexed his right arm and fused all the sand in the country into glass, and then he shattered it back into sand by flexing his left. Because he could.

[Napalmxxx2]

the father sounds like the kind of guy I would throw a beer to any day of the year.

[HeatLegs]

I FOUGHT AGAINST SADDAM HUSSEIN.

[HeatLegs]

"Why do you sigh so much? That's just irritating"

Love how the "dad" kicks Chris' ass.

[ZaneHitsurugi]

The Dad should be a new character in SSIV

[SlashPrower34]

Holy shit, that was, like, 5 straight sighs in a row

[ZyxthePest]

"I fought in Dessert Storm! I fought against Saddam HUSSEIN!"

[ElSingario]

@ZyxthePest He fought him personally, with his bare hands.

[MewYuki23]

"What KIND of misunderstandings?" Matthew's voice is perfect when it comes to acting like in this.

[DBuilder]

this guy is mean to me, so i find that excuse enough to use the 9/11 tragedy in order to make myself feel better.

he's gonna burn in hell

[RKftw68]

That sounds lik a bunch of bull sheeeit.

Ughhh

It also sounds a little gay

Ughhhh

What did you...

Ughh

Break up with the fry cook?

[IcedCandies]

"He hurt me on the internet, so I made fun of him with the 9/11."

[CarryLarry]

Hmm, yes, but

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

"If I may finish...? Yeah."

I have never wanted to punch someone through the computer so hard.

[TheRichardLong]

Whew, the troll almost admitted knowing the video game companies. Luckily, 'Matthew' is an actor and Chris is an Epic Tard.

[ColeOmatic]

this is AWESOME!!!!

[SassholeProductionz]

Kacey's Dad sounds like a mix between Patrick Warburton and Trevor Moore.

[Shavarnarak]

Damn, Chris is GULLIBLE. It always amazes me how gullible this guy is.

But that confirms to me that he really does have a severe mental handicap. Everything about him shows that he's not of sound mind.

[pendejochy]

"It also sounds a little gay...."

Oh boy, I could hear the troll trying to stifle a giggle....

[iamnotapie]

"I became internet famous"

I feel stupid for cringing as I should have come to expect this shit by now, but this is the kind of argument a 13 year old scene girl uses on her dad when she says she wants to be a model, this is moronic.

[iamnotapie]

"yeah, if I may fiiiiniiish"

You have no idea how close I was to smashing my computer at this point

[rocky5768]

The dad sounds like the cripple from family guy.

or alternativly He's sounds exactly like Patrick Warburton.

[BlackNoir]

Probably the best Troll/Chris interaction ever.

I mean, Chris gets his tubby ass handed to him for 2 hours.

[CodyJamesBriscoe]

Her dad = only republican that is AWESOME

[ToruKun1]

Ugh, Chris struggling to feign empathy makes me nauseous.

[SpiffytheWonderkid]

I wish my dad had Kacey's dad's voice. 8D

[Shadoboy]

"Did the fry-cook break with you or something?"

I lol'd

[lukelewisDOTnet]

The Dad's acting is absolutely superb. Right down to the non-internet-savvy turns of phrase like "I don't have a YouTube, son" rather than "I don't have a YouTube account, son". Spot on.

Bravo that anon.

[13thlemur]

"SON - ee - choo thing..."

Kacey's dad needs to go into voice acting. He is too awesome.

[foxybabie1989]

@13thlemur LOL I think the guy who voices Brock Sampson (From The Venture Bros) beat him to it. :P

[funkophone]

This is incredible. Kudos for uploading!

[Spawnen]

Her dad seems like a really cool guy.

[JohnFordDanceTroupe]

This is how I picture Jack Thaddeus - I think he is ol' Jack.

He's a real American hero.

[Bigkahkistan]

Oh man, the dad's really hamming it up. awesome

[ahhMYmindKERPLODED]

I love the slow but steady progression into the maddness that this falls into.. Matthew just reduces Chris to a nonsenseical rambling no one else could understand.  Masterfully done :)

[motomissle]

Listen to the smug fuck! Godamn manchild