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  • Honestly, what is wrong with him?

  • Jesus Christ this guy is fucking high.

  • the reason why he looks the way he did right there is because he was nervous. you can not be nervous when your a Governor and talking to like less than 100 people and on TV so yeah. and hes not gay people say that because there jealous and even if hes gay you shouldn't care about it if he tries to pass a law of gay marriage it wont happen anytime soon so get off his back.

  • @Th3ThreeMusketteeres Why wouldn't it happen anytime soon? other than him being extremely anti-gay marriage?

  • @GodlessGonads Americans consistently vote down those same sex marriage laws by a majority. Consistently.

  • @FreedomForHale So that means its okay to not give the minority equal rights because more people disagree with their lifestyle than agree? Who are other people to say no to someone else's life choice?

  • a brother in christ. lol, yeah christ would really approve all those executions in texas. you big dope.

  • America is fucked either way. Enjoy.

  • He looks really high on a stimulant of some sort (and I don't mean caffiene).

  • some volume would be great

  • What a bubblehead

  • Perry served in the military and is alot braver than the cowards who mock him. He clearly stated he had back pain and was on medication. Medication makes you drowsy. Duh. Even Perry would be better than the Hollywood president Obama.

  • @Gales99 ok maybe he did serve in the military ( and i respect everyone who does) but that shouldnt even have to do with this. Just because someone serves in the military doesnt mean that should be an excuse for every mistake or something they did wrong!!!!

  • @Gales99 Hahaha no. Perry is as dumb as a rock.

  • i play call of duty

  • @xXFiREsC0pERzXx Where do I know you from? I have seen your name before.

  • I would rather have this idiot into office that the evil Mitt Romney... GOD HELP US, ANYBODY BUT ROMNEY!

  • @MikeFCox evil romeny? more like evil santorum....perry is a dumber version of George Bush.

  • after listening for five seconds you can tell something is off. He just sounds different, what he say's set aside.

  • You gotta Love his personality its EPIC! VOTE RON PAUL!

  • Such a shame he reps Texas smh

  • Trash Trash and more Trash this man does not believe in GOD and even if he does he does not take in account his word. Tho shall not kill period Texas loves the death penalty

  • Thanks Rick, you have made me barf

  • This guy reminds me of George W. Bush. Y'all remember him? The one who fucked our country up.

  • @MrJoey0617 Don't forget about Obama the guy who fucked our country up ten times worse

  • @LightUpOn42o

    You are an idiot. RED NECK.

  • @sunhayabusaify Why because I speak the truth? Im pretty sure majority of working class citizens who earn their money an pay their taxes  AND don't want it all given to the poor fucks that don't want to earn their fare share, not pay taxes an collect welfare all day, would agree OBAMA HAS BEEN A HORRIBLE PRESIDENT, he's pathetic. An if im an idiot RED NECK why don't you correct me an tell me otherwise. INSTEAD you call me names, because your too fucking stupid to tell me WHY im wrong

  • @LightUpOn42o Do you even know how much of your taxes goes to welfare? In Florida they started drug testing welfare recipients. It turns out only 2% of people on welfare there are on drugs, which is way less than the non-welfare population. Also that system of drug tests cost tax payers even more money than before. If you want to have drastically lower taxes, welfare cuts won't do jack shit. Reversing the Federal Reserve Act of 1913 and passing HR 2990, the NEED Act, is the way to lower taxes.

  • @LightUpOn42o Also I agree Obama sucks. But it is a fact that the economy has gotten better since 2008. Look at the stock market. The bailouts started in 2008 before Obama was president. That shit carried over as well. But you can blame Congress and Clinton for the financial crisis. Passing the Financial Modernization Act of 1999 is what created that bubble. But there has been no greater attack on the bill of rights than from the Bush and the Obama administrations. They are war monger frauds

  • Its funny how he has disabled all comments on his videos on his channel.

  • @Alexander5571 yeah but i sent him a massage that said he was a homo it was funney

  • @kevinbrown775 i hope you spelled more things right than you did in this post. that's embarrassing

  • I thought the content of the speech was fine, although he does have some comical mannerisms. Otherwise, the audience seemed engaged in and responsive to what he was saying. But WHY can't politicians from Texas pronounce the words "doesn't" and "nuclear" properly??? Ah, well, I'm off to see if there's an SNL spoof on this...laterz!

  • Can't he stay on subject. Can't he go one speach with out gay bashing. If having a mother and father made a loving safe home then we would not need Children's Protective Services. Loving homes no mater of gender raise happy children. We don't need a biggot in the Oval Office.

  • this puke for resident ? hell no !! 

  • Sounds like the only real applause he got was when he said his campeign was about "FREEDOM" which is fine if your are within the Constitution. Freedom to print more money so gold is worth more? He laughs at the notion. Who has been referring to the Constitution on every decision he's made in his office? Who predicted the housing crash in the 80's when they created Freddy Mac and Fanny Mae? Who is the only one who doesn't need to check with a lawyer, just the Constitution? Who predicted the war?

  • How is he still in the running?

  • OK. He's Jesus Stupid.

    Poor Feller.

  • yes because i'm sure you use him to clean your genitals.

  • What this country needs is an incoherent religious fanatic who doesn't believe in science, forgets what he's talking about and gives a lot of people the death penalty, so that race car lovin' wide loads can feel they have one of their own in charge.

  • oops

  • he is not acting drunk he is being a HUMAN! he is relating to the people and his comedic side is shining. his passion for his job the people and his faith is glowing.mr. perry has an awesome message he sends his energy is electrifying! THIS MAN LOVES HIS COUNTRY LOVES HIS GOD AND IS HERE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!!

  • well... him and his imaginary friend can go take their racist and arrogant ideals somewhere else.

  • @DrFeelgood56 Yea, his imaginary friend is holding his intoxicated butt up, I would laugh if it wasn't so sad

  • @Dynapro100

    ARE YOU FOR REAL? I don't believe it.

    He's either stupid, drunk or dumb. No other choices.

  • yes, I could not agree more. I am sure that ppl memorize bible verses just in hopes for an opportunity not to know what your talking about in front of millions of ppl. Seriously are you that foolish? This guy needs to be the future. At least if we want to survive. We had a president from 2008-2012 that was a smooth talker. Look where that got us. 

  • @GraphicDesigner23 Sadly for the most part this is true. -A Texan

  • Is the word "drunk" republicun for "gay". Damn Rick almost came out of the closet that night. He's so prissy. He ought to just come on out and let everyone know. The signs are there, he calls the guy an "angel" then he slams gays while wearing the jacket from "Brokeback Mountain". He's throwing us not so subtle hints...

  • And no "Monica-gate" for Obama in sight, "poor" republicans !

  • I'm Rick Perry and Minecraft has sucky graphics. I approve this message.

  • @atmmayes Do we really have to bring Minecraft into this? :( <3MC

  • @idotechno Sorry, i just wanted attention :`(

  • This guy is the biggest patsy,puppet,and religion pushing mother fucker.He's the furthest thing from a Christian, and dupes the "every" man and woman into believing he is.It's not the fact that he may drink a beer, it's more the fact that he puts on this facade that he's holier-than-thou.We don't want an average Joe as president,we want an intelligent and competent person who has at least the slightest care for the American people.Vote Ron Paul.He's seen the imminent changes,and predicted them

  • That dude shouldn't have done this, the downfall of his campaign.

  • He should have never had a chance. haha

  • Syphilis? 

  • If this douche were to ever become president I swear ill assassinated him

  • Dudn't is a word? "It's pretty awesome?" What a redneck cocksucker.

  • what a fucking douche bag this guy is

  • comedy*

  • wait...this is a presidential speech?! i came here thinking this is a comady...my bad ;)

  • for a drunk guy, he is pretty lucid.. <-- i think that is the word

    

  • Whert the fuck!!!!

  • i think he was trying to be funny but it just made him look drunk.

  • With the republicans, we will have another War, and countless amounts of blood on our hands

  • Is it possible this was some secret lang to secure the votes of gay republicans?

  • Boilerplate Republican "anti-bureaucratic" bullshit!

  • He's so high he doesn't realize that his support of leveling the playing field would actually increase taxes on his corporate sponsors!

  • Are you high, Clairee!?!

  • hahaha "Americans spent over half a TRILLION DOLLARS" with a T... on tax preparation WTF... hahaha he fails so hard ><

  • hes moving his hands like a rapper

  • Drunk.

  • Now we know where our taxpayer's money goes into haha......

  • Ok, I just read some of the other comments.. I don't know how some of you could say he's not acting funny. Do you watch the debates? I know he fumbles his words sometimes but he never acts like this.. He's all giddy and making up things as he goes along, like things just pop into his head so he says them.. Clear sign of impairment.. Maybe it is just pain meds.

  • Ha yeah he's definently drunk, not stoned.. But wow I love this video so much, its so hilarious!! He sounds like my roommate does after drinking one of those huge bottles of vodka. And he tries to explain it by saying he was "excited".. Yes, real real excited, Especially when he gets that maple syrup.. "oooh this is soo pretty"

  • Slick Rick is not only Texas Toast, he is a crispy critter. As Slick Rick once stated "Adios MF". I now have a full understanding of why Perry refused to debate or meet with Texas newspapers editorial boards during his last election as governor. God Bless Texas, save us from Rick Perry...

  • i have no idea this idiot is talkin about,hahaha

  • "Pot?" hes fuckin drunk

  • Damn that my Gov, pray for us in texaslol

  • They provide most care on a sliding fee scale so that people who are poor or without jobs can afford care. Defunding Planned Parenthood hurts a whole lot and does't help much of anything. Rick Perry needs to brush up on his facts.

  • Why are people so misinformed about Planned Parenthood!! Only 3% of what PP does is abortions. The rest is STD testing, birth control, or even treating something like strep throat. PP is there to lower the number of unwanted pregnancies and make men and women healthier overall. They preach safety, using condoms, birth control because abstinance is simply unrealistic in the modern world.

  • haha drunken perry

  • Gimme the GOLD. We rich people don't ever have enough GOLD. Jesus told us all to worship GOLD.

  • Doing a "Perry" is what Americans call "making a ass of yourself".

  • I'm a Texan. So, I don't have high expectations for Rick, but when he wanted to ram a new toll road through the state, which would take people's property by force, and when he wanted to add 3 more coal plants until the business community begged him not to, and when, out of the blue, he decided to vaccinate pre-teen girls for cervical cancer, he wasn't consistent with the things he says in this video. But then, this is the longest I've heard him talk. He stays in the back room here, making deals.

  • haha and he looks way more like hes baked than drunk lol

  • @austinpodann He does say "man" a lot. hahaha

  • @scubsterxcore lol and hes having a good time, if he got drunk before a speech it would be for a reason like if he were depressed or something along those lines, and he would be angry and really slurring. ++ hes not stumbling too bad for how strangely he is thinking, so he doesnt usually smoke and just probly accidentally ate a browny or got a med mary card or some shit lol

  • listen to how many people in the crowd are enjoying his speech and arnt appalled

  • @catalinaguerrero haha this reminds me of the family guy where lois randomly said "idk brian meth is a hell of a drug"

  • He will be immortalized in SNL !!! can't wait!!!

  • @Klaudia03 Was just thinking the same thing! Who do you think will play him?

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  • THE SOUTH IS TAKING OVER AMERICA, SOUTHERN TALK IS NOT SMART, listen to it, you make up words along the way? Come on MORON'S!!!!!!!!

  • "PASS THE PIPE RICKY BOBBY" YOU Aint first your LAST MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

    NEWS TODAY "PERRY HAS HIS OWN DRUG NAMED AFTER HIM" SLURPY

  • Everybody that's supporting this buffoon of a speaker are the exact reason why these idiots are relevant

  • "This is such a cool state" hahaha

  • Out of context, some of the speech sounds a little drunken. But if you listen to the whole thing, he really makes sense!

  • I don't think there's anything wrong with him. I think he is just a nice, fun guy and that's why he acted a little funny. That's almost exactly how I am all the time and I'm never drunk, high, etc.. People are blowing this way out of proportion.

  • all you people who are wrongfully running Perry down, this is NOT a bad speech. He is being a normal person. I met him months ago at a Texas booksigning. he is an extremely nice man who believes in God. shame on you al who are running him down.

  • @123markym Really..this dude is def f#*@ed up

  • you may believe he is nice and believes in God... thats fine. but is that all it takes to be President ?

  • Perry was relaxing and having a good time. anyone who thinks he was drunk is just dumb. Anyone who thinks Perry is stupid is stupid themselves, Texas has had the best economy in the nation during the terrible recession the Usa has had, this is not because Perry and his administration dont know what they are doing. He is not for gay marriage personally but says he respects states rights to legalize it. Ihat is a great open minded attitude. He is a admirable man with military experience

  • And the media is going this man more air time than Ron Paul, wow, I really dont know where we are going.

  • I remember my first beer.. or handful of painkillers downed with a 5th of whiskey

  • @WR4157 he wasnt drunk but he had to have taken pills for back pain he has been having. he was acting really odd.

  • this wasnt a bad speech

  • I'd have a beer with Rick Perry

  • Vallium?

  • This is no where worth my time to watch the whole frackin' stupid thing....this guy's got a real problem and I honestly hope he finds some help.

  • Rick Perry took a balanced budget in 2001 and turned it into a $14 billion dollar deficit. Texas has a projected $25 to $27 billion dollar deficit in 13 months (20130), Rick Perry fired 49,000 teachers.

  • The guy is clearly unstable.

  • is that really Rick Perry? I thought this was a comedian making fun of him at first. THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM. do you guys remember how people later found out that Reagan had Alzheimer's and that was to blame for his weird behavior? I bet you, in less than 2 years his office will come up with something. Oh Rick Perry had partial amnesia so feel sorry for him.

  • Sadly, he doesn't seem drunk, just boring in the extreme. All these knobheads, this incredible parade of bozos culminating in Herman "Long Dong" Cain, are only there to make the word safe for Romney.  He was probably always the one to represent the exclusively corporate powers that are the Republican party.

  • this mothafucka is on some MD-4040 shit!!!

  • Religion rots reason and autonomy more effectively and thoroughly than any brainwashing system. Polls consistently find around 50% of USians would not vote for an atheist. Every candidate has to have proof of religious belief and detailed philosophy and it's scrutinised more than most of their policies and beliefs on other stuff. It is absurd, frightening, and beggars belief in a post-Enlightenment world.

    If there is one thing that illustrates the gap between Europe and the US, this is it.

    

  • The clue is at the start of the speech. He quotes from Proverbs, which he read at his pastor's suggestion: "A merry heart has a cheerful countenance." That phrase struck him, and he decided to act that way. I think he'd be Obama's toughest opponent, so I'm glad the press is making fun of him.

  • "Decisions are best left to the family," ....but yet he's against abortion? Seems a little hypocritical to me.

  • @scottjackson67 Murder isn't a family decision.

  • His behavior is consistent with anxiety not intoxication

  • he should guest host wwe....he's got heal potential.

  • Four Loco.

    

  • I am from the SF Bay Area, proud of our diverse population. The creativity that revolutionalized the world, with our high-tech advances. What has Texas developed?

    Creepy corperate shills, and world-wide distrust!. Do you really think Texas economy is doing good? I heard it was a hell-hole!

  • @bradandkelly....alaskan here. mid-40's, former military officer, now an md. yeah, i know--anyone can be anything on the net. whatever. i know who/what i am. just trotting all of "that" out there as preamble to the following....rick perry is another gwb. while i personally *know* that hubris aside, america's time in the sun is frankly over, i also know that america doesn't need another gwb. and finally, texas is a low wage american taliban hellhole hideout. sorry, but there it is.

  • This should be an add for "Just Say No"

  • Curious of what state you are from LeAnn? I can bet wherever it is that the economy is not as good as Texas is doing!

  • he cuda have been drunk,on medicine or on pot or maybe he wasnt on none of them and he was just deliberately trying to be funny.

  • Every1 Luvs a Drunk

  • he~s awesome

  • i want a beer, cheers.

  • Your leaders in Texas don't do credit to your higher learning systems, are you all home schooled? Or is there too much lead in the water? Frankly, America would be better off, if Texas would secede from the USA. What Texas has produced is a National disgrace. I say, go back to Mexico, with all our blessings. Didn't that Idiot Perry, threaten to do that, earlier this year?

  • Lmao!!!

  • Please no more Texasses, What is in the water? We should give more money to the school systems in Texas. They are creating generations of morons.

  • @LeeAnn600 Ouch that really hurts. Most of the major cities in Texas lean towards the Democrats. It's the farm boys like Perry that give Texas a bad name. Perry is really stupid.

  • "freedom man" !, ok, it's weed. peace man !

  • my guess: stupid and drugs, the perfect recipe for success, just like GW Bush

  • This my 18 year old is more mature than this guy. I am always confused by people who are pro-life and pro-death penalty? I wish they would just be consistent.

  • @MsWentworth1 Have you given 2 seconds of thought to the difference between pro-life and pro-death penalty?? It only takes 2 seconds. 1) Killing an innocent baby vs 2) killing a cold blooded killer. Think about it. It's quite simple.

  • @ShaneIrwinPhoto I don't think Christ would be pro death penalty but I do think he would be pro life.

  • @ShaneIrwinPhoto I think in order to be pro-life you have to be post-life too. So I agree with MsWentworth1. From a human perspective, there's a thin line between justice and vengeance. In addition, not everyone who receive the death penalty is convicted without a shadow of grey. The death penalty only serves one purpose.

  • @mes59 Yes.....it serves vengeance. There are no amendments in the 10 Commandments.

  • @hamsterdamcoffee Did you mean, there are no 10 commandments in the U.S. constitution? If so, I apologize, because I never implied that there were. I was simply pointing out how skewed human judgement and morals could be. Most families of homicide victims want something or better yet someone they can blame for their loss. Even if there's possible evidence that can exonerate the defendant from execution. Basically, when something bad happens we want someone to pay.

  • This my 18 year old is more mature than this guy.

  • First this and now his epic amnesia? Lmfao!!! UNREAL! This man's career has definitely ended.

    Sayonara Rick!!!

  • @SpiderSimmons

    you both sound like straight up nutjobs..like seriously insane people..

  • We currently have a tax/economic structure that redistributes wealth to the top. In 1978 the top 5% of the US controlled 28% of it's wealth. Thanks to Bush/Regan tax cuts, the top 5% now controls 62%. If we don't stop or even reverse this trend we will have no middle class. You hear the far right saying that unions and minimum wage laws are bad and our workers should be more competitive globally. A worker in china make $2.25 per day. Is that really our end goal? It is for the far right!

  • @H2J0E In 1978, people worked hard. Now most kids are lazy shits. It's only right that wealth goes to the hard-working.

  • @Elpinio Let me get this straight. You are saying that the disco generations white collar middle class household worked harder or you get to the top 5% by hard work??? LOL Here is the truth: Average hours worked per household in 1970 was 26.5 hrs/week (remember the days mommy could stay at home and not work at all?) Today it over 30 hrs/week. As far as top 5%, the majority inherited, NOT worked for their money. Sitting on your ass collecting checks is wrong, in either ghetto or mansion.

  • "Gubmermint" Freakin' love it.

  • Thats a good buzz there folks. He's a happy drunk. And probably can't feel his face. Man wish he'd go and find his banjo...that would have been great.

  • Yeah he's a real person all right.

  • Bullworth on Vicodin

  • I know Opiate Euphoria when I see it! LoL

  • Did he just thank Kevin Smith?

  • @WR4157 or a real person instead of a harvard robot...

  • Rick Perry was fucked up.

  • psychostimulant. MOSDEF

  • definitely not cannabis 

  • NO LOSS OF MOTORSKILLS = NOT DRUNK