Red Dead Redemption: Drinking = Horse Exploded

[thatkidagain100]

Stranger: Mr! They gone took my wife and are threatening to hang her, please help!

John: Did you NOT just see my fucking horse explode!? I need friggen medical attention!

[Alexv147]

You sir....have some serious problems....

[nova12358]

suiisede horesbomber

[GuyWithDaRedGun]

What the Ha ha ha he ha.... Well John gets wasted after 2 shots rides a train but then splats a horse... only in the old west.

[GrimsList]

@GuyWithDaRedGun Thank you for portraying everything in the video...

[GuyWithDaRedGun]

How many drinks is to many???



[97griffith]

HORSESPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[Ishitoneveryone]

my turn.

[wallofdeath123]

someone is like playing quake in that room XD

[Caspiane]

everyone add me on xbox live... Tealiou

[SubzeroMK99]

what if it runs out of stanima...

[MsMakinis]

so what does beer even do for your character in the game like i get drunk after a few shots and then sober after like 15 or more seconds so i waster like six dollars on a short buzz? ?_?

[mtndew6911]

@MsMakinis Dude, thats whiskey...you don't take shots of beer!

[TheHiphopever]

who would trust a horse

[RadekBoktor]

LOOK THERE'S A TRAIN!

[kingmaster176]

Thumbs up if you've heard ''Fatality'' after the horse is dead. (4:06)

[skboy113]

so what your saying is get drunk piss off a woman and cops then get your hores killed by a train then *hik* get help *hik* XD

[LakeIrvin]

one time i got beer FOR FREE IN THIEVES LANDING

[Quakan1]

LMAOOO

[alartfartman]

this is easily your funniest video steve

[Zapped42]

4:10 a freaky voice

[GaragyVlad]

JETTAN

[MsJellyCookie]

._____. 0:55 Angel 1:20 Zombie!!

[leostyler1]

fuck xbox!

[MrSammie55]

Umm, can i jump on your horse because mine....

[frankendeed69]

if you press RT when down drunk you get up

[yingfortheking]

Any one notice the bird swoop in at 4:04?

[TheTwilightSagaHeart]

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OUCH! MY FINGERS HURT! stupid god damn keyboard... -_-''

i love you, you're hilarious!!! XD

[runeman991]

im good (clop)

[xXxV3RS3xXx]

All that harrasment for 20 bucks got damn the old west was hard times lol

[abedDaMa22]

u just leave the horse lol

[tonythetiger122]

Funny video

[andrewthesatanist]

animal abuse to the max lmao

[wakojakojr]

fucking eyewitness



[MrRayman217]

sorry excuse me lmaoo

[TheMightyMidna666]

lol the horse went BOOM XD

[Salieri325]

2:07 - 2:12 Parkour in Red Dead Redemption

[TheStarwarsnerd3]

Go to options, then cheats, then enter "I'M DRUNK AS A SKUNK AND TWICE AS SMELLY" and you can be drunk for as long as you want!

[jstar119]

i got to get this game

[qman685]

Haha I WANNA PLAY!

[ReptarTehDino]

There's no whores in here!... I wanna play the piano! Ive said the same exact sentence before lol.

[iwazan00b]

1 bartender dies every year from lack of money. you can save those bartenders by buying lots of shots!!!

[footsies100]

HAHAHAHA. Hey lady, I want to spend some time with you. -silence- Ma'am? -silence- Ma'am?? -silence- You gonna listen to me? -silence- DONT IGNORE ME! *starts punching* I dont like it when whores ignore me. *Knocks the whore out*. HAHAHAHA I was literally rolling on the floor laughing at that part, :D

[vdubkingvincent]

@footsies100 me to LOL

[1Hellshadow]

CAn I jump on your horse, cause mi-

Real version: Can I jump on your horse, cause mine exploded. :D

[jakemandue]

Why did you get wanted?



[Gamewinningkillcams1]

He simply hit the whore because she wasnt in the kitchen.

[ArcticYoshi]

@garfieldfan0 *Universe implodes*

[jensdv1]

he's like me on saturdays XD

[wertyty12]

i did it with a man XD

[ToenailzProductions]

Hi. Hi partner.

[leirgauk]

"WUH! THERE'S A TRAIN!!!!"

[TeamTraxxas37614]

random stranger lol

[TehCakeIzALie1]

best title evar.

[xIXPr0t0typeXIx]

What is the name of the song at 0:32 ??? It's Very Cool

[skoowy]

Omg lol thats crazy i was watching this while my game was on and when you saw the train a train went on my game and stopped at the same time ;D

[Fakeblad]

That's how we do it in Soviet Russia!!!!!!!

[ugaboj]

@Fakeblad only there the train explodes

[MegaEvilkitten]

fatality

[67oesen]

LOL 'Can I burrow your horse? Because mine...'

[MrKelvinj23]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!11

[FunnyJokerz999]

i play a game i turn on the hic cheat and see how long i can keep em balanced

[boog286]

the horse blew up like a fly

[coraman211]

THERE'S NO WHORES IN HERE!!!..sir, excuse me...I WANNA PLAY THE PIANO!!!!

[brianslucas97]

can i take your horse cuz the mine...

[8dac8tv]

Looks like John took a nap on the piano.

[MegaRedfox101]

did u see that girl fly? best sucker punch ever!

[CheaterMcCheat]

LOL wow, that was the quickest sober up ever. If only it was possible to lie down for 1 minute after getting pissed and be ready to go again after you got up.

[sylph5511]

way 2 stick the floor 2 the pole dumbass** lol :P ....OOH THERES A TRAIN!! *rooster teeth*

[Eitruss]

LOL YOU AND THAT TRAIN!! xD

[Eitruss]

Seriously i thought for a second that the character was saying "there's no whores in here." so i looked like this O_O but then i realised it was you,and your hillarious. >_>

[Eitruss]

@TheRutherford1991 this is possibly the best game at the moment (but Call Of Duty:Mondern Warfare 2 is highest Rated) and it is SO FUN.If you wanna go on sites and say stuff like "Some1 spend to much time in the virtual worlds,creep." then go ahead,becuase you looked up this vid in the first place xD

[starscreamsgirl989]

u kno if u wanna talk to a whore just press circle but since urs is xbox the press the button where circle would be and ppl will talk back

[starscreamsgirl989]

lasso tht whore and throw her in front of tht train u kno theres an achievement for tht :D

[FPSFtwGP]

"Don't ignore me."

[bensonpage1]

lets hurry up i got a wanted!

[GagecCoffee14]

He's like a dog when he see's the train it's fucking Hilarius's XD.

[Alexander6266]

FATALITY AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!! Perfect Timing

[TheRutherford1991]

some1 spend to much time in virtual worlds, creep.

[GagecCoffee14]

@TheRutherford1991 why r you looking it up then? sounds like your the creep0.o.

[QuartBernstein]

What's the soundboard from at the end? When John fall's off the tracks?

[PinKey317]

0:52 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA LOL

[JoeMDTV]

Can I jump on you horse because my...............………

[GWCH123]

evil laugh 3.44

[HappyPacMan1]

get pissed bump into a man sitting down play a piano pass out for 20 secs get up completly sober then pick a fight with a prostitute ooooooo a train lets go on that oh shit im wanted crap lets get out il knick someones horse ride on a train railway wait for the train as you say goodbye to poor horsey jump off and watch it splutter, pretty normall day huh

[bpstatuz5]

watch or red dead horses skinny dipping



[RobotNinjaShark09]

@xGamerXable Didn't buy a ticket.

[Corgblam]

@xGamerXable punching people in the tavern

[64thev9]

you are aware john is married

[wildman851000]

0:55 marston officially pissed out of his mind

[cjwright79]

That is HEINOUS!

[NaxGraff]

i want it so bad for pc -.-

[NaxGraff]

i want it so bad for pc -.-

[Kacicka999]

can i jump on your horse, because mine ... exploded

[JuKa3177]

y cant you have sex with whores in this game in gta u can y not RDR screw john marstons wife

[hyena419]

@JuKa3177 i think when you're jack you can get laid

[JuKa3177]

@hyena419 ya but how

[hyena419]

@JuKa3177 i think you can talk to them with a certain amount of honor maybe i dont know try to google it

[Noahboy8]

Thats almost exactly how I play Red Dead Redemption.....I beat up your monkey ass pretty goo...Oh..Oh A train!!!

Random Dude: Follow me!!

John Marston: Ok.....can jump on your horse because mine just exploded after getting attacked by a train.

[ritchyallday]

lOl

[ArabianPegasus]

ROFLMAO!

But still you shouldn't have hurt the horse >.< Poor horse.

[ratman134]

i needed to catch a train but i was drunk and k.o couldnt get there

[ninkaking]

funny

[runstygge]

i love yout MUHHHHAAHAHAHA laugh, when u stop the hores

[DarkAloneMan]

Nice background sounds ! LMAO

[MrTitanosaurus]

how can i push people?

[alkomaple1]

@MrTitanosaurus  stupid

[MrTitanosaurus]

@alkomaple1 i know its fist and B

[b2arr]

@MrTitanosaurus where you take your weapon (on ps3 hold L1)

there pick you a fist and than get close to somebody aimbutton and then shootbutton

[ThomasDemko]

Yeah.. thats how we do it in the west. OOH! THERES A TRAIN!

[AARGENS13]

hi partner LOL

[mariusvanrhijn]

lol Shao Kahn.

[soaponaroapDG]

shoot a horse with the explosive rifle... BIG SPLAT

[TheWunderwaffeDg2]

hes like "wats goin on?" lolz XD

[XFaladorKnightsX]

can i jump on your horse, cuz mine exploded lol XD

[20dodge83ma]

stop at 4;04 it is an epic picture

[yungskane14]

that was a brutal kill with the horse at 4:02 lol

[hipersniper]

i dont like it when whores ignore me!!! OHHH a train!!!! ''runs after train'' lmao A.D.D. much :p

[pantherblack666]

I'm good, I'm good... *FLUMP*

[FunGamingSWE]

dont drink and ride

[ruinedbyidiots]

Worst commentary ever. 

[cam7459]

you cant get a drink when ur his son T_T

[Airbaggin14]

you nid a fuckin bandana

[fighisver]

lololol did you see it's limbs fly off?

[ARsMusic7]

THERE'S A TRAIN ACOMMIN!!!!!

[bubbalouie1994]

ur mad funny

[soldier2392]

dont drink and drive when you can smoke and fly

[GHj0han]

it wasnt fast enough only 1 horsepower! and PS dont drunk drive what ever vehicle

[MissCornPop]

lolololololololololololololzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzz love it

[missielovelie]

lol, says im good then falls straight over

[chocolatepuff718]

thats fucked up LOL the horse looked like a chicken being shot!

[ragenrye]

lol what uplay

[letsbegaytomorrow]

john ur 2 days late and u look like $h!t wat happened

my horse exploded

wat?!? thats it we're transfering docters and getting u off the meds

[617booboo]

ha ha Awesome

[reesepuff719]

funny drunk XD

[Dav3yTheNoobKiller]

it would be funnier if the horse turned around and tried to scare off the train but failed...epicly

[ultimatebung]

i love how everyone goes apeshit when they see a train, its like they think its made of unicorn farts or something!

[MomToDavid]

@ultimatebung Unicorn farts! To funny!!!

[StepIntoMe]

Dude, SHUT UP!

[Kingjeekong]

The Old West.

[demiweits]

LOL ON THA END: Can i jump up your horse? because mine...... exploded.

[stickmarta]

"Look there's a train!"

That's exactly what I'm like. I have to chase a train for miles on my horse and then jump onto it, and then I just kill the driver :P

[XProSnipe]

My turn My turn!...I'm good, *whoosh*...

[knafa985]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOL ur crazy

[Abyssery]

dude your video just interpreted the complete randomness of this awesome game.

[SentientOmnimus]

"Thats how we do it in the Wiiild Wes-oooo theres a train!

[Mya101795]

lol!! That's how we do in the west!

[dragon21255]

i also hate it when whores ignore me

[shadister]

umm creepy commentary

[shanksubplayman]

LOL! i think im okay... UH NO IM NOT!

[tommai123456]

'I dont like it when WHores Ignore me!'

'HEY LOOK A TRAIN!'

[DarkPeppaZ]

4:04 EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[icecrusheratvmaniac]

roflmfao! ( rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass of )

[razrbladefaerie]

omg i cant believe you killed the horse!! haha.

[IRISHstudios]

what alightweight! haha

[iiHorseFreak]

<LMFAO!! FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!! XD I couldnt stop laughing the intire time i watched it XD

[dmgood02]

This video is the most hilarious video ive evr seen! LOL

[irateking]

pretty lame.

[chipmunkkiller]

come here horse... horse

[Ghostly828]

I LAUGHED ROTFL LAUGHIN WHEN A HORSE GOT RAN OVER LOLOLOLOLOL

[goofboxtv]

ROLFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[homes12345]

Lol he turned around at the perfect time and said "Wats ur promplem" it was lol! FALCON PUNCH 1:43

[dack111]

Look, theres a train! xD

[Angie221292]

Come here, horse! HORSE!

Haha you're too funny! Your comments are hilarious! :D

[mybbybro]

When u tryed to play piano and passed out well I was drunk and went outside a whore was being stabbed I went to save her and passed out then got up in 5 seconds staggered to wards the whore still bein stabbed I passed out 2 more times and then she died but I shot the mugger in the as he ran

[Tsigmon775]

dude ur funny as hell, i laughed so hard i cried, i gotta give u props, nice vid. haha

[Buk244]

lol

[longshot1120]

i was in chuparosa the other day and i took 5 pints and then john stumbled away from the bar, tripped down the steps by the door, was out for like 10 seconds and there was a blood puddle by his head no joke