Choking Victim - Five Finger Discount

[missycheesy1]

if i ever got caught stealing something it would probably be this album

[gayfagorgy666]

If i Could Steal Anything, It Would Be The Mind Of The Empty Minded.

[sk8trash33]

this shit is great!!! just found out about these guys and i love them!!!

[carriontribe]

Stole skyrim from the source, fucking eh!!

[uzidude132]

@carriontribe my friend draged me to the midnight release for that thing! and being a "scary" punk rocker (to them at least) i couldnt help but yelling stuff like "move before i piss on you!!!" and to the guy who bought the entire box set thing"so.....hows your girlfriend?"

[allwittynamestaken]

@uzidude132 bwahahahahaha house punx I swear XD

[popndrop15]

just dont steal from your friends or family, fuck the rich corporations they wont miss it

[coghlan351595]

Hello, I am unsure of what i believe at the moment, and I was just wondering why stealing would be acceptable. I am fine with shoplifting from Wal-mart and the like, but if it is from a local, honest business, I am just not sure. I was hoping people could just inform me, and once again, I am not at all mad, just trying to be open minded. And love the music

[evolutionfilmer]

@coghlan351595 This is more of a 'bring down the corporations' kind of song. Choking Victim fully supported the D.I.Y. scene, and the local business-type scene. They also supported stealing from your local retail stores! Shoplift on!

[johnnykaka66]

@evolutionfilmer Then don't steal from local honest businesses. Eventually thieves get caught though, so you will have to be prepared to face the music if it happens. Or you could run...

[evolutionfilmer]

@johnnykaka66 Thats what i was saying..

[johnnykaka66]

@evolutionfilmer Im sorry I meant to reply to @coghlan351595.

[peaceofmind6666]

This song is great. You can bitch about fascists, communists, and other assorted political ideas. Or you can just say, I love shoplifting. Take your pick

[deathnote62]

I Love Shoplifting <3

[cheetoHL]

@deathnote62  yup

[420Punkie]

many many times have i tried to nail this bass line but i guess it only proves you need to smoke crack to move your fingers that fast, theres just no humane way to do it

[winning10101]

youtube surfing got me to this

[briah805]

FUCK YEAH! LISTEN TO NO COPS FOR MILES!

[XxFourTwentyxX]

The other five fingers are for waving goodbye while the cashier smiles. :) Or just one if an item dropped out of your pants at the last second.

[gonecrazy2166]

the other day my dad told me if he was in a band he would name it choking victim, so he would get free advertising at all the resturarants. I started laughing so hard

[ExperimentalGround]

Capitalists, Fascists and other kinds of right wing people, are the true satanic people, because they conform to greed, bigotry and brainwashing other. And they use war to get what they want, why give a fuck about the people, let them work for us! Destroy these assholes!

[n9athan]

I like stealing things

[jesternes]

masterpiece

[OpakeArawra2]

that bass line is just fucking ridiculous.

[coolioj2]

@OpakeArawra2 I know!! Shits hard as fuck to play.

[moonunitx10]

choking victim

[hpdarkman90]

I love this

[anessenator]

<3 Choking Victim

FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT

[gshot316]

wow fucking retard 32's are beer with 32 percent alcohol



[CDogCompton]

@gshot316 dude 32s means 32 oz. 

[gshot316]

@CDogCompton sarcasim?



[CDogCompton]

@gshot316 hahahaha wow, my bad. but you'd be suprised of the dumbass's on youtube

[gshot316]

@CDogCompton its all good 32 percent beer's are real tho and they be nasty ima stick with colt 45

[CDogCompton]

@gshot316 Haha yeah straight up man

[FuckMainstreamShit]

Ska Core is fucking Bad Ass!!!

[SuperSlutMagnet]

Beer heist? Beer runs are easier if you just take off with a couple 32's. Anything more than that is retarded if you haven't already punctured the store owner's tires.

[FuckMainstreamShit]

@SuperSlutMagnet well there isnt such things as 32s only 40 oz.

[SuperSlutMagnet]

@FuckMainstreamShit Either you've never actually seen a 32, or you're an alcoholic. I'm too stoned to say anything witty to that. Jerk.

[CDogCompton]

@SuperSlutMagnet And bull shit man, take as much as you can!

[4Dark2Star0]

I have a habit of singing while I work. this song in particular has gotten me in some trouble. go figure!

[JakeWeirdo12]

@4Dark2Star0

[punkre435]

Once, while skating at an Econo Lodge, we passed the loading dock to the kitchen, and there was a dozen or so crates of beer. We thought we had scored until a few workers came out and grabbed them alll. They knew what we were thinking.

[LayriteNMurrays54]

@punkre435 God....your cool

[killrednecks123]

story of my life

[emoguytryingtobepunk]

If your ever down and out this song will become important or if you just don't care..be smart though.

[billwalsh3]

@emoguytryingtobepunk I used to listen to this song everyday before I went the local asda and stole a few crates of beer with my mate. :'( R.I.P Great beer heist of '09

[tophatgirl904]

This song makes me wanna steal shit

[yoyowassupDJ]

zellers

[ABetterYesterday]

I can't turn the volume up any higher. :(

Stupid technology.

Going downtown *Note to self: Will not steal anything, there is no Wal-Mart, can't get away with it, don't steal anything!!!*

[villemoilol]

i have propably stolen for about 500euros (600dollars or so) of candy from a store while i was 9-13 yr old damn i was badass

[jakes197]

@villemoilol how i need tips

[datkidtryintobecool]

@villemoilol lol my friend and i used to steal candy too haha

[tickelmemike]

@datkidtryintobecool  hahahaha yeahhh same . like 200 peices a week

[ldr513]

OoOoOoOoO

[ihatemyspacehoes]

i do a lil happy dance too

[turdspooning]

I steal supplies for my pets all the time. That and shitloads of liquor.

[mrcrackaddictedbaby]

I got caught at Wal-Mart today...............bastards bein haters................undercov­er security SUCKS ASS

[PUNKrockEERsSc00ter]

@mrcrackaddictedbaby the best ting to do is stll their beer and video games pawn the games and go buy smack.....and dont orget free hair spray and glue......and if your homeless its good

[blackfireINSANITY]

@mrcrackaddictedbaby

You got caught at WALMART? Way to go, dumbass :P

Seriously, it's impossible to get caught there if you aren't drunk.

I got caught there once, but it's listed under an alias :P

Called a friend, had him pretend to be my big bro, picked me up and left. I'm "Banned" now, but who fucking cares?

[papason4041]

@blackfireINSANITY heh, same thing happend to me at target

[mrcrackaddictedbaby]

@blackfireINSANITY see, i'm from a little town with no security and workers who don't care. I got spoiled and never new walmart had under cover folks and when I went to a different, bigger town they had em and they were followin me and I was to high to think about it

[CRW]

I want to see what's on sale/what's for freeeeee

[crackheads4]

hell ya i love stealin liqour haha

[butcher4711]

where i can download theese basterds, they kick ass

[munkyjoe]

Man I don't steal... Not that I'm against it or anythin I just suck at it lol

[b3rtne]

Well, with a little practice you can. It comes in handy from time to time. Like when you need something, but don't want to pay for it.

[warrior10002]

CHOKING VICTIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[johnnyfivestillalive]

yess..... the song is tits but there is no video..... stupid spam

[CxCoLl]

you just made my day dude, thanks