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  • you are suuper pretty girly:))

  • Just Kickin It- Xscape

  • Rihanna - You da One

  • Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Allied!

    Allied who?

    Allied, so sue me!

  • sweet caroline- glee

  • undo it-carrie underwood

  • My Little Secret - Xscape

  • Mack Maine - Viktory ft. Lil Wayne & Jae Millz

  • a. it makes me ill- Nsync

    b.What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

    The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

  • Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Abe!

    Abe who?

    Abe C D E F G H...!

  • Someone like you- Adele

  • lucky- glee

  • cowboy casanova-carrie underwood

  • Eminem - Beautiful

  • Who can I run to - Xscape

  • give's you hell- glee

  • 2pac - I'll Be Missing You

  • Drake-still got it

  • When I went to Starbucks for coffee they lied. It wasn't Starbucks, it was four bucks!

  • A man is talking to God.

    The man: "God, how long is a million years?"

    God: "To me, it's about a minute."

    The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"

    God: "To me it's a penny."

    The man: "God, may I have a penny?"

    God: "Wait a minute."

  • don't stop believing- glee

  • Daddy Yankee - Gasolina

  • a. its over- Rich boy

    b.What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

    After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

  • mama's song-carrie underwood

  • Nicki Minaj ft Drake - Moment 4 Life

  • hey soul sister- glee

  • Dj is mine- Wonder Girls<3

  • telephone- glee

  • Freak Me- Silk

  • rehab- glee

  • a.winner- jamie foxx

    b.Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?

    Because those men already have boyfriends.

  • You the One- Rihanna

    Who run the whole "Girls"

  • David Guetta & Rihanna- Who's that chick?

  • Bed - J. Holiday

  • no air- glee

  • Strawberry Wine - Deana Carter

  • hate on me- glee

  • Why didnt the man report his stolen credit card............the theif was spending less than his wife..:) paradise by coldplay

  • all your life-the band perry

  • Nice and Slow - Usher

  • poker face- glee

  • a. billionaire - Travie mccoy, Bruno mars

    b.Why do men want to marry virgins?

    They can't stand criticism.

  • Eminem - Superman (Dubstep)

  • Secondhand serenade - last call. one of my faves :)!

  • 4 minutes- glee

  • if i die young-the band perry

  • Budda Love - Next

  • a. sleazy- Ke$hia, Andre 3000

    b. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

    Through his chest with a sharp knife.

  • smile- glee

  • Helicopter Showdown - Play For Blood

  • Phoenix- 1901

  • Why did the students eat their homework?

    Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

  • dancing with myself- glee

  • Turning page - sleeping at last

  • Coolio - I'll C U When U Get There

  • Rihanna - you da one

  • Incomplete - Sisqo

  • Start Over - Beyonce

  • a. replay- IYAZ

    b.What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

    45 minutes.

  • bad romance- glee

  • you make me feel- cobra starship

  • Sean Paul --She Doesn't Mind

  • One - Brian McKnight

  • take over control- afrojack

  • Bodyrox Ft. Luciana - Yeah Yeah (Inofaith's Cup-B Remix)

  • someone like you - adele

  • Baby Feel Me - Jagged

  • somebody to love- glee

  • a. be by myself- asher roth

    b.

    What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

    45 lbs.

  • stronger- glee

  • like a prayer- glee

  • Hopefully - Jagged Edge

  • a. Country Grammer- St lunatics

    b. What's the best form of birth control after 50?

    Nudity

  • Beyonce- love on top

  • on the floor-jennifer lopez

  • Drake - The Motto

  • a. hot in herre-nelly

    b.What's the best form of birth control after 50?

    Nudity

  • Cali Swag District - Teach Me How To Dougie

  • Glee - Marry You

  • Beyonce - Best Thing I Never Had

  • vogue- glee

  • A Prophecy (Big Chocolate REMIX) - Asking Alexandria *HD* (Dubstep remix)

  • beautiful- glee

  • Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are

  • toxic- glee

  • the only exception0 glee

  • lil wayne-when they come for me

  • Fall for you - secondhand serenade.

  • billionaire- glee

  • What do u call two mexicans playing basketball...juan on juan......im mexican hope nobody gets hurt by this..........fav song today you da one by rihanna

  • never say never- the fray

  • Rihanna-s*m

  • Monster by Lady Gaga

    Joke

    Policeman: Didn’t you hear me whistle at you?

    Woman Driver: Sure, but I don’t flirt when I drive.

  • Noah and the whale lifegoeson

  • Slow Jamz - Twista

  • a. big girls-Bow wow

    b.The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

    "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"

    A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

  • i know- drake bell

  • Plug in stereo - Oh darling

  • Chris Brown - International Love

  • over- drake

  • a. I need a girl- Trey Songs

    b. My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.

    So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.

    He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.

    He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

  • best i ever had- drake

  • Loving You- Duffy <3

  • Rick Ross ft. Nicki minaj- you da boss

  • find your love- drake

  • rolling in the deep by adele

  • my favourite song of all time is mad by neyo =)

  • It will rain BRUNO MARS(:

  • Colours- Emma Hewitt

  • Drake - Take Care

  • mr. know it all-kelly clarkson

  • Bad Bitches- tyga

  • Bruno mars- it will rain

  • Tyga- Rack City 

  • screaming infidelities- dashboard confessional

  • jason derulo- it girl

  • Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger

  • Contemplate- wale

  • Our Deal - Best Coast

  • Christina Grimmie - "Advice"

  • Alicia keys-Fallin'

  • "Awake and Alive" by Skillet!

  • Marvin's Room jojo version drake version & chris brown version

  • i turn to you- christina aguilera

  • Remind me-carrie underwood,brad paisley

  • Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci

  • Kaskade-4am

  • a. airplanes-B.o.b

    b.A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room.

    When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

    The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

  • The midnight beast lez be friends

  • the voice within- christina aguilera

  • Falling For You - Tamia

  • Pitbull - Give Me Everything

  • The drums let's go surfing

  • Nicki Minaj- Girlfriend

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  • Jason Derulo - It Girl

  • Proceed - Wiz

  • Pitbull ft Chris Brown-International Love

  • Avril Lavigne- Girlfriend

  • The midnight beast just another boyband

  • listen- glee

  • mikaila - my dream is gone

  • the one that got away-katy perry

  • teeth- lady gaga

  • a. I'm going in- Drake , lil wayne

    b. A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated on the floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses to clean them.

    "Wow, Miss Collins!" one child exclaimed. "You look really different without your glasses on !"

    Another child piped up, "I bet she looks different when she takes her teeth out, too!"

  • One line joke: We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. It's true, haha.

  • Alicia keys- you don't know my name <3

  • magic- B.O.B. ft rivers cuomo

  • Shaggy it wasn't me

  • a. dear mama- Tupac

    b.Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

  • 1901 - Phoenix

  • i run to you-lady antebellum

  • hot- avril lavigne

  • im excited about this giveaway,, hoping ill be the lucky winner,,

    my fave song atm is,, what doesn't kill you (stronger) by kelly clarkson,

    and a joke,,, hmmm... this one is kind of mean to other ladies who wears too much

    make up.. (not that i would ever be this mean lol)

    Nice make up,,, do you use a brush or just dip your face in it, lol

  • John blu in love with yo booty

  • Beyonce - Love On Top

  • Tha Crossroads - Bone Thugs N Harmony

  • Alicia keys-Fallin'

  • DUBSANITY VOL. II | Dubstep Mix by Perfec7

  • a. Only god can judge me- Tupac

    b.Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

  • The vaccines if you wana

  • Doing It Wrong - Drake ft. Stevie Wonder

  • I Need Love - LL Cool J

  • promise by romeo santos

  • just a kiss-lady antebellum

  • lullaby- andrew york

  • Heartbreaker- MSTRKRFT

  • Kaskade-Eyes

    

  • Jasmine sullivan holding you down know you already love this one hehe

  • rehab- amy winehouse

  • Daughtry - Crawling Back To You

  • Lil eddie- all day do it

  • Paper Thin -- MC Lyte

  • beyonce-party

  • My Aunt and her coworker went out for lunch and were talking about favorite colors. My Aunt asked her friend, What's your favorite color? Her friend said, Fuchsia. My Aunt said, oohh how do you spell that? Her friend said, oh no my favorite color is red =D

  • Acapella - Kelis

  • no one- alicia keys

  • What do you call a nosy pepper?

    ... Jalapeno yo' business!

  • Looking for the Perfect Beat - Afrika Bambaataa

  • Beyonce Party ft J Cole