Mass Effect 2: Joker lines.

[wilerman]

2:25 0.0

[OddSunStudios]

joker know there always time for porn

[delta57dash]

Does anyone else feel like they just stuck Seth Green in a studio and recorded him for an hour?

[Grynnongulos]

Joker is Seth green, right? Also, think I recognized ashleys voice too, who's her voice actor?

[Pilcrepus]

So in Mass Effect if you travel into space, say, 200 light-years away you receive Justin Bieber on your radio. What will aliens think of our planet when they discover that...

[oldmanwithHemroids4]

ahahaha

[ApeoplePers0n]

looks like joker found this vid...

[mattstorm360]

AGH AGH AGH AGH *click* Sorry that was suppose to go to my ear piece.

Me:JOKER We are trying to save the universe! this is no time for porn.

[AnxAsianxArmy]

LMAO when Joker got caught listening to Porn

[fabianeberle]

Joker: EDI, we've got venting from the number 16 lithium heat sink.

Shepard: GARRUUUUUUUS!

Geddit?

heat sink

[SonOfLoki101]

When Joker said about bull-fighting, I was confused for a second. Then I burst out laughing!

[Enlishgal]

Does anyone think it's joker's fault you died. At least a sorry would be nice.

[ChasTaxis]

Joker literally doesn't do anything at all. This is the equivalent of chatting on the phone with a mate at work, and then when your boss walks by saying, "Uhhhh, yes, and the contracts should be finalised by Tuesday." Except with technobabble.

[ChasTaxis]

Ewww I did not want to know about Joker's bottle. Gotta stop standing behind that guy.

[themanclaw2]

Crazy Ivan- firefly reference.

[thedragonhunter22]

joker is so funny hes just like us we all have the everyday live of joker

[zupergozer]

2:25 isn't that a burning asari?

[DanteKami1]

2:24

(speaker) ahh ah ahg ahh argh-BEW

joker: sorry, that was supposed to go in my earpiece -_-

shepard: O.e

EDI: ( () ) I I

[PotatoGrenadesFtw]

sorry that was suppose to go to my earpiece

[JustAnotherGaian]

Wouldn't the Asari have cockpits, being a pit where the cock goes?

[MilkyMayo]

@JustAnotherGaian actually no, Asari have mind sex, remember?

[TheClark501]

Joker: Know what I hate about deep space? Crap radio stations from two centuries back.

My gosh we were idiots.

[jchefriprsw]

"Now come in with the bass boom boom bom booom"

[Citan1981]

"Take a holo, it'll last longer"

[nicocollard23]

OMG, do a crazy Ivan Joker!!! 

[gateship2]

About the zombies. Joker, can't you remember Mass Effect 1. You had mutant zombies and electrical mutant zombies.

[spooneater9001]

2:25 this has happened to me before

[ARavingLooony]

wonder if jokers illness gets cured in ME3?

[MunchyToast001]

3:47

I think the Primary core was just happy to see the engineer.

[GacktCRaZyLove]

That'll teach you to die on me!

[Sonoragenluv3]

I wonder if they had Seth Green just ad lib all these

[xGeorge95]

2:24 is he listening to porn?

[Minnakht23]

@xGeorge95 It's a cockpit for a reason.

Hey, that's 98 percent of his job. He watches buttons flash. Let him hear things in his earpiece.

[theendeng]

@xGeorge95 actually he's listening to burning eclipse women.. do each his own i guess

[sturniboy]

still dangerous, but hey bunnies!

[roxasora888]

Thumbs up if you think Joker should be a romance option.

[blaxof]

ME AND JOKER BOTH LIKE OUR BURGERS NON VAT GROWN................and horseradish

[OsoNegro0618]

i always go up to everyone to see what they say, but ive heard many of these, WTH? lol

[Sephyroth97]

bunnies :3

[LinksLove]

How much you wanna bet that at least half of these were Seth Green being bored during a long recording session. XD

[gamerdude1246]

2:25

Shepard : Joker, Are you playing that Asari-Hanar porn games?

Joker : Aaaah Harbinger assumed control over me!

Shepard : -.-

[slyman312]

Scottish guy is the best



[aj863]

Lol'd at 1:08

[TehLiquid]

2:25 eew joker, listening to porn

[radar550]

@TehLiquid pervert Joker :D

[ItsKotic54]

2:25 ASHLEY??!??!?!!

[warsongchief1]

1:39 Good question

[Kazbot17]

Crazy Ivan... oh Firefly...

[PirateLordRogan]

@Kazbot17 More like "oh Cold War..." :)

[MathsVlog]

XD, was he watching porn?

[1bob36]

2:25 if i had a nickle for every time that happened to me

[rabbit4400]

you think joker ever smokes some you know? xP

[spudicous]

Mass effect 3 revenge of the bunnies

[syrdax]

@spudicous hey bunnies!

[yoda56789]

At the "if mom could see me now" joke I was like "hahaha....what"

Then it hit me that his mom was dead XD

[Thecoon12963]

"We need a deflector dish so i can realign that mother."

Star Trek FTW

[UnevenElefant5]

"Asari have cockpits, oh wait no they don't"

ohohohoho

get it?

because cockpits

cock pits

and asari are all female

its funny because cocks

[MsMascarpone]

@UnevenElefant5 Huh?!?

[UnevenElefant5]

@MsMascarpone

Joker said Asari ships don't have cockpits. Cockpits has the word cock in it which is another word for penis. All Asari are female, meaning they don't have penises which is why he said they don't have cockpits.

[MsMascarpone]

@UnevenElefant5 I know. I couldn't expressed that last comment sarcastically.

[LadyLatias]

Joker likes his hamburger with wasabi apparently ._.

[spectre1x]

he should have kept going with the bass...and the porn haha funniest one

[MrArob29]

Joker...you..complete me. (Thumbs up if you get the Dark Knight reference ;)

[dmanstheone]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite joke on the Citadel

[pandaeater123]

jazz trio in space

[anticliche321]

he watches violent porn. :D

[SpectrumA96]

@anticliche321 "Those Asari-Hanar porn games are really nasty."

[anticliche321]

@SpectrumA96 ;) Apparently

[dagger1087]

Seth really is a great actor. I bet it was fun doing all those lines. I have to wonder if some of them were his ideas.

[Arcian]

Seth Green must love his job.

[darktail109]

2:26-2:31, jees joker, your a perv.

[KyraTheGuardian]

ahaha XD watching this officially out Joker as one of my #1 fav characters.

[darthgueedo]

Wait. How do Asari not have 'Cockpits'?

[viggorrah]

@darthgueedo They're monogendered...all females...no cockpits. :D

[AmethystStar94]

4:25 - Probably my favourite quote in Mass Effect 2.

[thegameulost]

>crap radio stations

like Kiss 108?

[darthgueedo]

@thegameulost Or maybe that one time they did that WAR OF THE WORLDS thing on the radio back in the fifties, and everyone thought we were actually being invaded by aliens. That was definitely one of America's most idiotic moments. LOL

[Vardenfelleckiam]

Bahahaha!!!

2:25-2:31

[Blacckkfire]

Joker watching porn O_O

[SwiftNightRunner]

thumbs up if you get the Firefly refrence at 0:11

[SuperGoldenGhost]

"You look out there and sometimes is just like...you know, there's all this...it's like...you know?"

[xKissingShadowsx]

2:25... O_O

Poor Joker...

1: Hes stuck in the cockpit doing almost nothing

2: poor guy I dont think hes gotten laid recently

The up side, He gets paid a boat load to sit on his ass pressing buttons... xD

Joker has the life

[thegameulost]

@xKissingShadowsx

I'm not sure he could get laid without breaking at least 5 bones in the process.

[TheGamingfan144]

Real nice of you to post this.

[ClanJAX]

Wow, I've never heard ANY of these, and I lost track of how many times I've played through this game O.O How did I not think to just stand next to him?

[McRighty]

"You know what I hate about deep space? Crap radio stations from two centuries back. My gosh we were idiots."

I feel your pain Joker.

[ZombieJakeinator]

So many goddamn puns I can make. It's beautiful.

[rawrgoestrexx]

lol crazie iven? thts from firefly right?

[Eboreg2]

@rawrgoestrexx Most likely.

[TheLostProphecies]

ME2 is set in 2185... two centuries ago is 1985... I agree with him, This shit is stupid.

[theQuestion626]

jesus that guy is too freakin' funny! it's awesome to have a smartass like Seth Green as the galaxy's best pilot on the best ship with the best team!

[franceschini123]

joker is really getting bored up there....

[Detiminator]

So who on the Normandy would be the best jazz trio?

[randomface54]

@Detiminator Joker singing, Garrus on saxaphone and Tali on keyboard.

[Vicks007kid]

*sex sounds*

"Oops sorry, that was supposed to go to my earpiece..... heh"

[Riflemen526]

Gotta watch out for that lateral drift, it'll sneak up on ya

[danitiwa]

Seth Green, ILU.

[CoCoSkol]

@ 2:25 was Joker watching porn? XD

[danitiwa]

@CoCoSkol Yep.

[halonerddude1]

lol best line still dangerous but hey bunnies

[SOUTHWOODSCZ]

Yea, those Radio Stations SUCKED ! LOL

[deeth5]

My specific fav is 4:25

[ArchTV]

@crimsonkevi Subliminal porn-watching ftw

[spartanaman44]

does this guy voice one of the odsts?

[800Frozone]

Trio on Space? Hmm.

(A rock band With Garrus as the bass, Shepard Lead guitar and Grunt as the drums)

It could happen.

[Necrossader]

I should've stayed in the cockpit for a little while...I never heard one of these lines. And I almost died laughing at the porno-scene XD

[Corialos]

AWESOME! A Firefly reference!

[Jinxsteper]

@Corialos I KNOW

CRAZY IVAN FOR THE WIN!

hahaha 

[LunaArgentum10]

@Corialos What???? I totally missed it. What was it?

[uraniumangel75]

seth green can have fun while working, for us all, and the children!

[FLATxLINE]

seth green was the best choice for the voice

[streetwalkingnigga32]

"Mark on two, clear"

"Ever think you'd be working for the bad guys?"

You missed these two.

[kevlar60442]

@streetwalkingnigga32 2:55

[Shockpix]

Can't thank you enough for editing out the wait time.

And 2:48 had me cryin'

Joker is great.

[lionlake]

Joke's awesome xD

[kaleeshwarlord]

My gosh, this is awesome. I've never had the patience to wait around and hear most of these. I love the pew pew pew one.